Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]What is FUMA and TUMA?

[QUOTE=FU123;7433769]What is FUMA and TUMA?[/QUOTE]Try finding what you want in the Abbreviations drop down tab. Hint: One is a finger and one is a tongue.

[QUOTE=FU123;7433769]What is FUMA and TUMA?[/QUOTE]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;7433910]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.[/QUOTE]Yeah, we are fucking animals.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;7433910]FUMA = Finger Up My Ass.

TUMA = Tongue Up My Ass.[/QUOTE]Got to admit, the first time I saw FUMA I thought it stood for "foot up my ass".

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]Try spa27. Request Sasa. She's a little older but she's still fun IMO. She has no problem with FUMA while giving BBBJ.

[QUOTE=ProfessorJax;7432003]I'm looking for a local provider who is into TUMA or FUMA. Anyone know if I can get these services local or do I need to go to Orlando?[/QUOTE]If that's your thing definitely Orlando. There's some spots they'll do TUMA without even asking. Quite a shock if you're not expecting it, but if they get aggressive cleaning your crack in the table shower you know it's on.

[QUOTE=JhandySpecial;7432290]You guys have to realize that when Chinese people speak to each other it always sounds like they are arguing. However they are having normal conversation. In English when we talk fast and raise our voices it usual means an argument or disagreement. This is not the case with the Chinese language. I am around it alot and it always sounds like these people are shouting at each other, don't be fooled.

If you want to test this out, go order food in person at a Chinese restaurant and see how they communicate your order to the people in the back.

😂.[/QUOTE]They were clearly arguing, she told me that Molly yelled at her and that I was supposed to be hers and that she had gotten in trouble, but said she didn't know because she had just arrived in jacksonville 5 min before I arrived and my appointment was made an hour earlier. Molly came to me and said sorry after the appointment and hoped I'd return but I've been gone all week on vacation so not sure if she's still available.

I saw her last night, I know she is still here as I told her I would see her again later this week. The GFE is 5 star.

[QUOTE=DtfSparky;7438504]They were clearly arguing, she told me that Molly yelled at her and that I was supposed to be hers and that she had gotten in trouble, but said she didn't know because she had just arrived in jacksonville 5 min before I arrived and my appointment was made an hour earlier. Molly came to me and said sorry after the appointment and hoped I'd return but I've been gone all week on vacation so not sure if she's still available.[/QUOTE]

Decided to return once I found out she was still there, she immediately remembered the situation, took me to a room and apologized. Quick massage and off to the races without a discussion of services or donations, clearly knew why I returned. Mouth is phenomenal and very GFE. Very giggly and sweet, definitely reminded me of how Jessica was. After the cleanup I handed a donation and she wasn't worried about counting it. Service was top notch and will repeat. She's here through the end of the year.

[QUOTE=DtfSparky;7439974]Decided to return once I found out she was still there, she immediately remembered the situation, took me to a room and apologized. Quick massage and off to the races without a discussion of services or donations, clearly knew why I returned. Mouth is phenomenal and very GFE. Very giggly and sweet, definitely reminded me of how Jessica was. After the cleanup I handed a donation and she wasn't worried about counting it. Service was top notch and will repeat. She's here through the end of the year.[/QUOTE]I may have to start hitting the AMPs to get my Asian fix.

[QUOTE=DtfSparky;7439974]Decided to return once I found out she was still there, she immediately remembered the situation, took me to a room and apologized. Quick massage and off to the races without a discussion of services or donations, clearly knew why I returned. Mouth is phenomenal and very GFE. Very giggly and sweet, definitely reminded me of how Jessica was. After the cleanup I handed a donation and she wasn't worried about counting it. Service was top notch and will repeat. She's here through the end of the year.[/QUOTE]How can we distinguish her from others?

I had a bad experience on Labor Weekend. I asked on the phone about the one was reviewed here. I was told she's available and there are more too. I drove all the way there and I found she's Lily not the one I wanted. There was also only one working that night. Even though I was told there were multiple. So I was lied to twice.

Lily was ok but not that good. And 3 clients came during my session.

I live close to Jax Beach and I am not going to drive 30 minutes to be catfished.

Unfortunately some of these Spas claim to be whoever you ask for. Again none of them are really in their 20's.

There are now two beautiful and very young girls at $oul. Doesn't matter which one you get. I saw her arriving when I was leaving. I will be back again tomorrow to sample.

[QUOTE=JhandySpecial;7441065]There are now two beautiful and very young girls at $oul. Doesn't matter which one you get. I saw her arriving when I was leaving. I will be back again tomorrow to sample.[/QUOTE]Where is soul located roughly. Definitely need to get an Asian fix.

[QUOTE=JhandySpecial;7441065]There are now two beautiful and very young girls at $oul. Doesn't matter which one you get. I saw her arriving when I was leaving. I will be back again tomorrow to sample.[/QUOTE]Can anyone else confirm? Last time I went based off your rec, I had to add 15 years on your definition of "young" LOL.