Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3124303]Bob, if you buy a bit more expensive (hopefully better) lotion, it may be good to use rather than the crap a lot of places use. I like the Biotin idea.[/QUOTE]I think a professional grade lotion or oil is something a legit massage spa should be investing. Clients and therapists could have allergies to different oils or lotions. Aroma therapy is not for every guy. The better product can be washed off or even wiped off easily. Or at least clients will feel greasy.

Bottom line: do NOT buy (and leave) a gallon of Kirkland extra virgin olive oil and leave the bottle in the room, hallway, or work area for people to see. I remembered seeing that from one of my AMP session almost three years ago, can't remember it's the spa on Halsted around Randolph or the one on Diversity near Mini Cooper dealership or the one on Clyburn near the six corner of Fullerton. It was a good massage, but I can't help feeling being grilled and it's so difficult to wash it off.

[QUOTE=WhChris;3123491]Hey guys will be in town this weekend for the series, looking for good Asian AMP.

Near O'Hare airport or even a trusted provider. PM me or reply here please, any info appreciated!

Go Cubbies![/QUOTE]Help a visiting Cubs fan out please.

I agree. One unhappy customer is far more expensive than the cost of oil / lotion. I never dreamed six months ago I would be researching massage oils and lotions. We get both the lotions and oils from professional distributors. Both are odorless and easy to wash away with water. Cost is about $35 per gallon, which is minor compared to the price of the massage. The Biotin was $62 per gallon, but it's definitely something to consider.

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3124371]I think a professional grade lotion or oil is something a legit massage spa should be investing. Clients and therapists could have allergies to different oils or lotions. Aroma therapy is not for every guy. The better product can be washed off or even wiped off easily. Or at least clients will feel greasy.

Bottom line: do NOT buy (and leave) a gallon of Kirkland extra virgin olive oil and leave the bottle in the room, hallway, or work area for people to see. I remembered seeing that from one of my AMP session almost three years ago, can't remember it's the spa on Halsted around Randolph or the one on Diversity near Mini Cooper dealership or the one on Clyburn near the six corner of Fullerton. It was a good massage, but I can't help feeling being grilled and it's so difficult to wash it off.[/QUOTE]

Hey everyone,

I work in River North and I am wondering if there are any close places to stop at on my way home. I've looked at don't see anything parlor wise. A parlor or individuals would work. Thanks in advance! Hope you gents are well and stay safe! James.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3125483]Hey everyone,

I work in River North and I am wondering if there are any close places to stop at on my way home. I've looked at don't see anything parlor wise. A parlor or individuals would work. Thanks in advance! Hope you gents are well and stay safe! James.[/QUOTE]I know of one which is Green Spa off of Halsted. I personally haven't been there, but many reports from Rubmaps says it's good to go!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/free-table-showers-green-spa-114-n-halsted-st-west-loop/37473445[/URL]

Check it out and brag about it! Stay safe.

[QUOTE=WretchedBliss;3125888]I know of one which is Green Spa off of Halsted. I personally haven't been there, but many reports from Rubmaps says it's good to go!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/free-table-showers-green-spa-114-n-halsted-st-west-loop/37473445[/URL]

Check it out and brag about it! Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I've been to Green Spa.

Parking is hard to find because it's around Randolph restaurants. Service is normal, $ 2 for the normal ending. Nothing new, nothing bad, would definitely recommend if you just want a normal experience. I asked about FS (in Chinese too) but they weren't really down so I don't think you can get FS there. YMMV.

[QUOTE=WretchedBliss;3125888]I know of one which is Green Spa off of Halsted. I personally haven't been there, but many reports from Rubmaps says it's good to go!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/free-table-showers-green-spa-114-n-halsted-st-west-loop/37473445[/URL]

Check it out and brag about it! Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Therapists know what they are doing and know what we are looking for. Just do or hint it correctly and you will get the typical ending at the typical price. And their massages are not bad at all.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3125483]Hey everyone,

I work in River North and I am wondering if there are any close places to stop at on my way home. I've looked at don't see anything parlor wise. A parlor or individuals would work. Thanks in advance! Hope you gents are well and stay safe! James.[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5836118342.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/InfiniteBodyworkTherapies[/URL]

If you want something legit and try to see if girls are willing to offer extra menu, this place on Dearborn has been there for a few years.

Rates: $100/ hr $150/90 min.

The punch line is Selling Skills. NOT thrills!

Therapists are young American girls, massage quality is very decent. But I did not have any success in extras. Just FYI.

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3126572][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5836118342.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/InfiniteBodyworkTherapies[/URL]

If you want something legit and try to see if girls are willing to offer extra menu, this place on Dearborn has been there for a few years.

Rates: $100/ hr $150/90 min.

The punch line is Selling Skills. NOT thrills!

Therapists are young American girls, massage quality is very decent. But I did not have any success in extras. Just FYI.[/QUOTE]Very attractive girls, but 0 chance of extras.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3126739]Very attractive girls, but 0 chance of extras.[/QUOTE]I don't know if you followed the link to their Facebook page, but they have a photo of their most recent addition. All I can say is I'd part with some serious coin to have fun with her!

I need a little help here. This weather and some other activities has left my back, neck and shoulders stiffer and more sore than normal. I'm looking for the best actual massage in the Chicago or Near West Suburb area. Can anybody give me any suggestions. Extras not required, but I wouldn't mind.

[QUOTE=Starks;3127527]I need a little help here. This weather and some other activities has left my back, neck and shoulders stiffer and more sore than normal. I'm looking for the best actual massage in the Chicago or Near West Suburb area. Can anybody give me any suggestions. Extras not required, but I wouldn't mind.[/QUOTE]I recommend Lina at Grand Spa in Chicago.

[QUOTE=Starks;3127527]I need a little help here. This weather and some other activities has left my back, neck and shoulders stiffer and more sore than normal. I'm looking for the best actual massage in the Chicago or Near West Suburb area. Can anybody give me any suggestions. Extras not required, but I wouldn't mind.[/QUOTE]Has some great deals from spas all over the area for Great-prices.

Was looking for a LMP or at least for a Latina mt for a while, but did not find anything better or original than AOL.

(BTW, please pm with any recommendations.).

Whent there on a week day around noon.

Was greeted by a nice looking Latina (She immediately informed me that only a half hour session for 50, is available.

She was an actual mp.

During the process, that I refrain from calling a massage, she barely touched my back, with "0" teasing. On a flip she present her menu:

He - 50, tl - 50, fn -50. I picked all three, so the total damage was $$ for 30 min, he, fn.

Unlimited roaming, but very mechanical, extremely fast hand shake.

At the end she offered her phone number and suggested that the next time I might get "more. " I did not ask what that "more" will be, did not take her number, just payed remaining balance, and left.

She seemed happier than me.

No plans for return.

Near as I can tell, from the way AMPs and lmps keep popping up, there's no shortage of clients. These providers have a great business plan, they give service that's less sexy than doing it yourself with an AARP magazine, and new guys never stop trying them out. Funny thing is what they don't realize. If they gave great service, they'd be treated by the clients better. That feeling of being held in admiration and respect by one's clients turns a "gawd, get me outer here" kind of job into one a provider would want to stay till retirement. Just sayin'.