Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BushMaster112;7509763]Why is this in Massage Parlors?[/QUOTE]I keep asking the same question. Biggest issue is there is no dedicated section for independents and / or AAMPs, but all of these really belong in the thread: USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews. Some have argued they belong here just because you can get a "massage" from them. I can get a massage at some hair salons but would never consider them a massage parlor.

[blue]All of those threads should be closed. USA Adult Classifieds was a site we wanted to start that never launched because chicks wouldn't pay 5 fucking dollars a month for ads.

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[QUOTE=Yang888;7509845]Looking for a MP that includes rimming in the massage. I've been to Sakura quite a bit where it is offered but looking to try someplace new.[/QUOTE]Good luck finding that in this area. I'm not going to say it's not possible, but there are only two L3 shops here. What you are looking for is harder to find than a L2 shop and those are not around here, though you sometimes find a provider here or there that will Fido more than L1 but they don't usually last very long.

Best chance would be to look into AAMPs or independents. Guess you have some research to do.

[QUOTE=BushMaster112;7509763]Why is this in Massage Parlors?[/QUOTE]If you read the original post we are talking about Kay.

[QUOTE=RickMann;7510103]If you read the original post we are talking about Kay.[/QUOTE]The "why" is because Kay is not a massage parlor.

[QUOTE=BushMaster112;7509763]Why is this in Massage Parlors?[/QUOTE]I guess we could have ANOTHER forum but do we really need one?

Between the CList reviews, Ripoff reports, News reports, and Tips & Tricks I think we have enough forums already to go thru.

I found Irina, Grace, Cindy and many others here because massage was the main course with a HE.

Of course a few of the independents and a rare AMP offer FS, but if you want FS that's what the Escorts and streetwalkers sites are for.

Stay safe and happy.

By this definition a massage can only be given in a licensed massage parlor or spa? You receive a massage in a home or apt?

[QUOTE=Paradigm71;7510149]The "why" is because Kay is not a massage parlor.[/QUOTE]

OK guys you are on your own here, I was simply responding to anothers post on Kay who was highly reviewed here. Good luck LOL.

My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.

[QUOTE=Sgorka;7510268]By this definition a massage can only be given in a licensed massage parlor or spa? You receive a massage in a home or apt?[/QUOTE]Just so you all are aware. In the state of Ohio anyone can give a massage as a service and be paid for it without being a Licensed Massage Therapist as long as they do not claim to be a therapist or that their service is therapy or for any health benefits. I see so many refer to their providers here as "therapists" when 99% of them are not licensed by the State Medical Board as required to be called a therapist. Many refer to this as a "loophole" in the law that allows for what is called a "relaxing" massage. In some states, like New York, all massage providers must be licensed therapists regardless of where in the State they are providing the service, unless it is given completely free of charge.

Believe me, I am very well versed in Ohio massage laws as well as local city laws regarding these businesses.

[QUOTE=Paradigm71;7509988][blue]All of those threads should be closed. USA Adult Classifieds was a site we wanted to start that never launched because chicks wouldn't pay 5 fucking dollars a month for ads.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Ah, did not realize said thread was closed. Perhaps the Craigslist Advertiser Review thread should just be an Advertisers Review thread?

[QUOTE=OtraVez;7510330]My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.[/QUOTE]I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.

This was the funniest yet true comment I have read here for some time. LOL.

[QUOTE=Febreeze12;7509760]Agreed x2. She looks nothing like the pics she posts. She is solid thick with a reserved attitude. She may moan here and there but it will not get you excited. I had to close my eyes and think of her when she was 30 lbs lighter. $100 at most, not $200.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paradigm71;7510403]I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.[/QUOTE]Personally, I read all new posts regardless of the heading. I don't think I'm confused as to the services.

[QUOTE=KtmBoy;7507877]Any info on her. Found her add on Rub Rankings and says she has a milking table which sound interesting.

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/ohio/columbus/bodyrubs/body-rubs/real-nuru-and-milking-experience-27385.html[/URL]#listing_tab.[/QUOTE]Look what I started! LOL.

[QUOTE=OhioPolock;7510669]This was the funniest yet true comment I have read here for some time. LOL.[/QUOTE]Definitely. Kay is a fucking weirdo with a shit personality.

Her only redeeming qualities are that she's affordable, on time, and generally available.

She's been in the game a looonnng time.