Massage Parlor Reports

[BLUE]I've been involved with this forum since it was The World Sex Guide and our founder split them into the USA Sex Guide and the International Sex Guide. I've been moderating this forum for nearly 20 years.

There is a cancer on this forum that will destroy it if not stopped. Before I decide to deny the use of the site to an establishment I consider it for awhile. Shanghai is gone, posting about it will get you banned, posting on the forum how big a mistake I made about it will get you banned.

This particular thread is packed with erotic fiction posted by guys who are either in love with somebody there or are getting something for posting. I don't give a fuck how many white knights say it isn't true.

Because the thread was full of this shit:

"Shanghai Spa Shasha

Shasha comes in the room and pulls me in for a passionate kiss, our tongues dancing as she grinds against me. Clothes come off. I lie on my back as she climbs on top, dragging her soft tits across my chest and thighs while her tongue explores every inch of me. She flips me over for an intense cat bath, licking down my spine to my ass with creative swirls that drive me wild. After some teasing on my starfish, she has me turn again. Shasha delivers an enthusiastic BLS, sucking my balls while stroking me, then takes me deep with incredible suction. She covers me up and then rides me hard in cowgirl before switching to mish. Her moans get loud as I pound away. I ask to finish in her mouth. She strokes me eagerly until I explode, taking in every drop with a satisfied smile while milking me completely dry."

That did not fucking happen, this is an ad posing as a review and that fucking Peligrino guy knows it and STILL was shilling for them.

This is my last warning, I know what the fuck I'm doing, I know what the fuck the ownership at that spa was doing, cross me and you're fucking gone. To all you other idiots out there, if you give them a code name it will be obvious and you will be banned. I am sick of this fucking shit.

To whoever owns that place, when you change the name I'll ban that name too.

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Find myself in Snohomish with a bit of time. Looking for a decent massage (actually have some sort muscles) and a nice BBBJCIM or cfs. Would prefer a younger natural girl, not an auntie.

Any tips much appreciated.

Has anyone tried King Dynasty in Snohomish?

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7667256]HAHA! Great comment I could have said same. She calls me fat too with affection and it would not occur to her that it would give offense.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's just a matter of fact thing to them. I'm a pretty fit guy but I have very slight love handles. One of my ATFs grabbed them once and asked "what this called?" That's the day she learned how to say "spare tire" and "love handles. " And now she grabs there to speed me up and slow me down LOL.

[QUOTE=Strong1954;7668174]Has anyone tried King Dynasty in Snohomish?[/QUOTE]I have not been, was going to try when they opened 2 y ago but couldn't see parking. They only have 2 reviews on rubmaps and if I recall on here they haven't had good reviews.

New place in Rubmaps. On the eastside of Colby and 34th street. You cannot see it form Colby at all. The business on the street is a home medical care place. You can access it that way, but they do have their own parking lot off of 34th. But if you see the Calvary Baptist Church on east side of Colby you are in the right place. One thing very nice about it is that no one is going to see you entering or leaving the site. Rang the bell, I did not notice at first that it says to walk in. Mamasan and only provider opened the door and I went in. She is definitely deep into auntie territory. And she probably was a pretty young thing in the past, but now she is definitely a bit on the heavy side. I paid $60 for an hour and got ready. The massage was good. She knows what she is doing. And she did not shy away from the boys when massaging the upper thigh. Definite teasing just before the flip and she makes the boom boom sign. I did not feel like doing an auntie, so I responded with the HE sign. She asked if I would tip and was about to grab it, but she indicated after. She then took her top off, and she does have some very large breasts. So definitely a plus if you are a bood guy. Standard HE ending.

They did have a sign that said, "Four hands $100" and I did ask about that, but she was the only one there. Maybe in the future. The session may have been ten minutes short, and that is a bit irritating since it was clear that she has not had hardly anything in the way of customers.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;7668907]New place in Rubmaps. On the eastside of Colby and 34th street. You cannot see it form Colby at all. The business on the street is a home medical care place. You can access it that way, but they do have their own parking lot off of 34th. But if you see the Calvary Baptist Church on east side of Colby you are in the right place. One thing very nice about it is that no one is going to see you entering or leaving the site. Rang the bell, I did not notice at first that it says to walk in. Mamasan and only provider opened the door and I went in. She is definitely deep into auntie territory. And she probably was a pretty young thing in the past, but now she is definitely a bit on the heavy side. I paid $60 for an hour and got ready. The massage was good. She knows what she is doing. And she did not shy away from the boys when massaging the upper thigh. Definite teasing just before the flip and she makes the boom boom sign. I did not feel like doing an auntie, so I responded with the HE sign. She asked if I would tip and was about to grab it, but she indicated after. She then took her top off, and she does have some very large breasts. So definitely a plus if you are a bood guy. Standard HE ending.

They did have a sign that said, "Four hands $100" and I did ask about that, but she was the only one there. Maybe in the future. The session may have been ten minutes short, and that is a bit irritating since it was clear that she has not had hardly anything in the way of customers.[/QUOTE]Was she thai?

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7669574]Was she thai?[/QUOTE]Probably not. Her English was rather poor. Or maybe it was me not trying that much. If there were two of them for the four hand massage they would be rather high on my visit again list. But for just her it was a one and done for me.

I think that a lot of the country names that we here are more likely marketing ploys than anything else.

Hello?

It's quiet in here. I'll go out to a place tonight and report so there's something here. LOL.

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7672412]Hello?

It's quiet in here. I'll go out to a place tonight and report so there's something here. LOL.[/QUOTE]I think this is a good opportunity to find some new stars in the making without all the clutter of the same 2 places over and over again, at least for me. I think I'll do the same soon! I've seen a few places nearby that look promising.

Was going to check out Paradise as is new but texted Noah and she said it would be better to come in a week or so when new girl arrives. So stopped in to Royal to see a favorite Bebe. She's half Korean, half Hawaiian. No idea age. Body better than most 20 year old with those slim thick curves. My favorite. Face and voice of 40 maybe. But that ass. Best ass. Always a great table shower, best in the area. She loves to to show off on the flip. She's been there a year or so, so recommended for those that don't like startingng over every month. She'll be on vacation most of August but then back ready to please. Never a dull time.

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7672412]Hello?

It's quiet in here. I'll go out to a place tonight and report so there's something here. LOL.[/QUOTE]A bit of possible bad news. I went to Lavendar Spa in Marysville yesterday and it was "closed for redecorating". I could not see anyone working on the place. They are supposed to be open again in a couple of days.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;7672784]A bit of possible bad news. I went to Lavendar Spa in Marysville yesterday and it was "closed for redecorating". I could not see anyone working on the place. They are supposed to be open again in a couple of days.[/QUOTE]Same business license issue I mentioned in a different thread related to JM.

The stores are being very careful about making sure their business license situation is squared away since a lot of municipalities are using licensing and fire department code violations as the fastest path to shut stores down.

[QUOTE=StuntDriver;7672884]Same business license issue I mentioned in a different thread related to JM.

The stores are being very careful about making sure their business license situation is squared away since a lot of municipalities are using licensing and fire department code violations as the fastest path to shut stores down.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. And Everett recently changed the laws on massage parlors. They have cut down the number of hours that they can be open. They have to be closed from 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM. They are now subject to unannounced or surprise inspections among other changes. Owner operators are going to be a bit nervous until they see how this affects how the city reacts. If anything, this is likely to increase the number of air locks. Even at HE only places. They give the owner the time to stop any illegal activity negating the effects of a surprise inspection.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;7672914]Thanks for the info. And Everett recently changed the laws on massage parlors. They have cut down the number of hours that they can be open. They have to be closed from 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM. They are now subject to unannounced or surprise inspections among other changes. Owner operators are going to be a bit nervous until they see how this affects how the city reacts. If anything, this is likely to increase the number of air locks. Even at HE only places. They give the owner the time to stop any illegal activity negating the effects of a surprise inspection.[/QUOTE]Personally I'd be scared away if place closes and reopens. Bellevue and Pierce county do that crap when they bust a place and reopen to catch patrons. Not saying that's what is happening but it has elsewhere.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;7672914]... They have to be closed from 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM... [/QUOTE]What I've noticed over the years is that if you are a regular you can usually call outside of office hours and they will do their best to make time for you. I don't know if that would work at 4:30 am but I've pulled it off multiple times between midnight and about two.

Just thought I'd suggest that guys consider parking offsite for awhile, since all the recent local media attention might be increasing scrutiny from nosey Karens & Kens. Without going into detail, I'm fairly certain that a dental patient took a photo of my plate. Not typically paranoid, but it did put a damper on my otherwise nice day. I'll post an update if anything comes of it (which I doubt). Stay safe out there.

I'd appreciate any intel on any recent 👍127998; recommendations. It's tough out here at the moment. Feel free to pm if it's necessary. Thanks.

I'd appreciate any intel on any recent 👍127998; recommendations. It's tough out here at the moment. Feel free to pm if it's necessary. Thanks.

I have been meaning to stop by here since your post last year, I like that it's tucked way back and nobody around cares that it's there.

I went and had my first table shower and it was awesome and want one every time now. BeBe was super sweet and you're right about that ass.

Cheers and Thanks.

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7672733]Was going to check out Paradise as is new but texted Noah and she said it would be better to come in a week or so when new girl arrives. So stopped in to Royal to see a favorite Bebe. She's half Korean, half Hawaiian. No idea age. Body better than most 20 year old with those slim thick curves. My favorite. Face and voice of 40 maybe. But that ass. Best ass. Always a great table shower, best in the area. She loves to to show off on the flip. She's been there a year or so, so recommended for those that don't like startingng over every month. She'll be on vacation most of August but then back ready to please. Never a dull time.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by.

I like a good rub. I like low to no pressure. Got both. Short chubber auntie but firm if you know what I mean. Street parking, discreet walk up. Nice. Good rub but rushed. Almost said slow down. On the flip, big ol titties for playing. More offered but wasnt there for that. A little rushed again but all good. Total 1. 2, would repeat with a mention to slow down.

Wanted to see what Noah is upto since Sunrise spa closed. Parking on side street side and there is a backdoor I was texted to use but second door is direct into kitchen. Shower first but no table shower Noah known for. New girl Tina half Chinese / Korean second day. Unique eccentric pretty face, quiet but some nice dirty talk. If you're looking for basically same Sunrise / Noah shenanigans. Easy transition. I hear the OG Bebe is making a come back next week. It's been years since I'd seen her. Around my start.

Curious to know if there's any place in Edmonds. A relative lives there so curious to know.

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7678153]Wanted to see what Noah is upto since Sunrise spa closed. Parking on side street side and there is a backdoor I was texted to use but second door is direct into kitchen. Shower first but no table shower Noah known for. New girl Tina half Chinese / Korean second day. Unique eccentric pretty face, quiet but some nice dirty talk. If you're looking for basically same Sunrise / Noah shenanigans. Easy transition. I hear the OG Bebe is making a come back next week. It's been years since I'd seen her. Around my start.[/QUOTE]Where is this place located?

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;7677765]Stopped by.

I like a good rub. I like low to no pressure. Got both. Short chubber auntie but firm if you know what I mean. Street parking, discreet walk up. Nice. Good rub but rushed. Almost said slow down. On the flip, big ol titties for playing. More offered but wasnt there for that. A little rushed again but all good. Total 1. 2, would repeat with a mention to slow down.[/QUOTE]That was pretty much my experience. They do have a parking lot, though you might need to back out. I did not look at it closely enough to see how hard it would be to exit the place, but the benefit is that no one is going to see your vehicle while you are there unless they stop and look into the parking lot at its entrance / exit.

[QUOTE=Enona1;7678573]Curious to know if there's any place in Edmonds. A relative lives there so curious to know.[/QUOTE]I've been to a couple in Edmonds. Elite is pretty similar to ET, Sun, and VIP up north. Older Korean aunties that'll do FS. Rainbow is the same but HJ only.

[QUOTE=BunzOsteel;7680781]I've been to a couple in Edmonds. Elite is pretty similar to ET, Sun, and VIP up north. Older Korean aunties that'll do FS. Rainbow is the same but HJ only.[/QUOTE]Is Rainbow in Edmunds. HJ only? Thought thee was more on the menu. Any recent experiences?

[QUOTE=DaveTheBrat;7678608]Where is this place located?[/QUOTE]Across from VIP.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;7679072]That was pretty much my experience. They do have a parking lot, though you might need to back out. I did not look at it closely enough to see how hard it would be to exit the place, but the benefit is that no one is going to see your vehicle while you are there unless they stop and look into the parking lot at its entrance / exit.[/QUOTE]Was in the mood for an auntie (y'all like those young tiny ones, but the stout big-tittied auntie is more my jam), so I hit up Thailand Oil to see Lisa, mentioned in some other posts here. Parking is convenient but pretty hidden from the main road. Turn down 34th from Colby towards the red and white medical sign. You'll see the big yellow signs for the spot almost immediately after. Anyway, previous reports are accurate: standard $$ service, which was exactly what I was aiming for. Definitely railed that auntie good. She reminded me of an fwb I used to chill with last year: 10-15 years older than me, big titties, and both named Lisa, coincidentally. If you like the short, chubby, cushion for the pushin gals, Lisa was a good time. Her massage was also pretty good. Confirmed she was the only one working Sunday, perhaps weekdays are more staffed. She did have to leave partway through the rub to answer the door, but that's just how it goes. Put in an extra Jackson as I left and was out in just over an hour. Will likely repeat. Aunties treat you well when you come back specifically to see them.

Does any one have an update on "New spa" that closed and reopened? I think it opened under three same name. Rub maps says closed but haven't been able to confirm.

[QUOTE=Admin2;7665280][BLUE]I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes I know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 July 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later I'll find out and ban you.

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[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7683870]Does any one have an update on "New spa" that closed and reopened? I think it opened under three same name. Rub maps says closed but haven't been able to confirm.[/QUOTE]It is now Angel Spa, or massage. I can't remember which. They are now a standard Asian full service site.

I'm still not sure what the name of the place. Google Maps says Lele but on the door it says joy Spa. I was recommended to try this place from someone on this board. I walk in and Mary answers probably 60 years old and unfortunately one of the more fugly providers I've ever seen in a massage parlor. I asked if there was anyone else she said yes I get you younger girl. She wanted. 6 for the house fee. I wanted to wait for the younger girl and give her the money but she said she send younger girl. After I gave the money and got naked on the table Mary comes back in, and I'm thinking okay maybe the younger girls busy and she'll get things started. Nope she gave me a 15-minute massage. To be honest the massage was pretty good. Then she went through all the Motions to figure out what I wanted which is something I hate, then she wanted me to get up and give her the overpriced fee for the BJ. I figured what the hell I'm already here then she tried to upsell me on BBBJ. I went to take the money back from her and leave but she agreed she'd do it for the price agreed upon. After a minute and a half she was done doing the BJ and went to HJ wick like but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of finishing because of all the bullshit. I had to ask her for the hot towel probably five times as she tried to figure out how to make me finish none of them was I going to Let Me Cave and finish. On my way out I saw the younger girl she was probably in her 40's and was fairly petite and attractive it's unfortunate I didn't get her but I'm not going to go back due to the bullshit in case they both pull that shit of upsell and having to get up off the table multiple times. I'd recommend skipping this place.

KOMO says a parlor got raided in Lynnwood today. Any idea which one. Terrible news.

Herald says Cici spa on 196. Says 2 other spa got warrants served too. I wonder if in the same building...

[URL]https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/lynnwood-massage-parlor-investigation-leads-to-2-arrests-for-promoting-prostitution/[/URL]

Anyone see this? Lynwood always seems immune guess not.

Any chance you could spray your Raid on all the same cockroaches currently infesting the Seattle AMP forum?

TIA!

[blue]Use the Report Post button on any of the cock-a-roaches and I'll look at them. You know which posts they are, some of them got to be seniors so I don't see the posts. If you think you spotted a shill report a post and I'lll check them out.

Any of you guys who know the mommas in the spa's tell them about the new ads.

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I don't want to hop in this bandwag in too much, but first visit to q was pretty amazing. Rita is an absolute nymphomaniac, high energy, and absolute blast.

I like being able to park behind the building and no one can see your car.

I'm not quite sure how cuz it seemed like a long time, but for two bills I was out in 35 minutes. Didn't realize that until I was at the truck though. So go figure. Still a good time

Spinner size, beautiful face, great body and very strong skills, saw her a lot down south.

Standard rates, pretty standard service.

Now that some time has passed and the lines have gone down, I decided it was time to drive south to grab some Raising Cane's chicken and see what all the fuss was about. It was okay I guess, but having lived in Georgia I'm more of a Zaxby's guy. Since I was already in the area and had some time to kill, I decided to go across the street and see what fun I could have at Tokyo Spa. I was greeted by a cougar auntie wearing a sexy dress and heels. Told her I wanted an hour-long massage and she left so I could get comfortable. She gave me a halfway decent massage, intermixed with conversation, then asked me to flip a little earlier than I would have preferred. Opted for head when she asked what I wanted, with her pulling the top of her dress down to show off the twins before she started. Got to give her credit for taking it nice and slow, especially since I never felt her slip the cover on. Allowed my hands to roam all over and I was pleasantly surprised to feel her bare kitty, so there may be more on the menu. Cleaned me up after I nutted, then gave me a second massage before I left and headed home. She shorted me by about 12 minutes, but all things considered she treated me nicely and it was $140 well spent.