Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

I received something similar to a post of mine a month or so back. Typical Polk County bullshit. They are trolling any and all ads looking for closet pedophiles. My advice is to vehemently tell them fuck off and then move on. The more you engage them, the more you open yourself up to unwanted scrutiny. That's the shit you don't want to mess with.

[QUOTE=NomNom; 1505288]I cast a line out on the casual encounters section and didn't really get much other than the infamous bots and then I received this email.

Hey there! My 11 year old daughter (Holly) and I are here on vacation. I am looking for some " fun" for Holly that Disney can't provide. Are you interested?

Obviously I am not interested nor was my post anywhere near asking for this. I emailed them back telling them if it was a sting it was quite obvious and if not I would meet just to turn them in to ensure the safety of this poor girl. Anyone else had this type of email and / or what do you think it is and should I turn it over to authorities? I have the email address as well but will only release it through PM.[/QUOTE]

Ok, so maybe I am not as crafty as Oldpumper and his amateurs on CL. Here's my story:

I saw an ad for a bukkake scene on CL. I figured what the hell, she wants a thrill. I can help out. So, it gets set up at local motel. She asks for phone number to text us all the room number the day of the event. Big mistake. 4 guys there plus her husband. She isn't pretty and rather fat, but this isn't love, this is bukkake. She wants to give 5 guys a blow job and have us all cum on her. I resolve to get it done and get out. 30 minutes after starting, I am finished and on my way.

Then the text messages start. I text back an obligatory "thank you" but I was just there for the blow job. I don't want to encourage further contact, so I ignore the rest of her babble. But she keeps texting, and the more I ignore, the more pissed off she gets. Finally, she calls me a fucking asshole and demands I lose her number and never text her again, but in the same text, she demands I text back to confirm I will lose her number. I send one final text: "ok". Today, she sends another text and tries to start up again. Fuck me, are you kidding? I picked up a stalker from a bukkake! I'm going to have to throw away a perfectly good cell phone and replace it.

Moral of the story. I am going back to my massage parlors and occasional extras. The amateurs scare the hell out of me. Too many crazy people out there.

Most phone have a block option. All Iphones have it under the profile you can block her calls and texts.

[QUOTE=Jay7005; 1510084]Ok, so maybe I am not as crafty as Oldpumper and his amateurs on CL. Here's my story:

I saw an ad for a bukkake scene on CL. I figured what the hell, she wants a thrill. I can help out. So, it gets set up at local motel. She asks for phone number to text us all the room number the day of the event. Big mistake. 4 guys there plus her husband. She isn't pretty and rather fat, but this isn't love, this is bukkake. She wants to give 5 guys a blow job and have us all cum on her. I resolve to get it done and get out. 30 minutes after starting, I am finished and on my way.

Then the text messages start. I text back an obligatory "thank you" but I was just there for the blow job. I don't want to encourage further contact, so I ignore the rest of her babble. But she keeps texting, and the more I ignore, the more pissed off she gets. Finally, she calls me a fucking asshole and demands I lose her number and never text her again, but in the same text, she demands I text back to confirm I will lose her number. I send one final text: "ok". Today, she sends another text and tries to start up again. Fuck me, are you kidding? I picked up a stalker from a bukkake! I'm going to have to throw away a perfectly good cell phone and replace it.

Moral of the story. I am going back to my massage parlors and occasional extras. The amateurs scare the hell out of me. Too many crazy people out there.[/QUOTE]

There is gold and there is excrement everywhere in this hobby. On CL you got to sift thru it and use yr head not the small one. Please all of you listen to Jay stay away from CL so there is more gold for me. LOL.
BTW every phone I have had even the cheap throwaways have some sort of block list google your phone model.. Or better yet use google voice very easy fix this problem.

[QUOTE=Jay7005; 1510084]Ok, so maybe I am not as crafty as Oldpumper and his amateurs on CL. Here's my story:

I saw an ad for a bukkake scene on CL. I figured what the hell, she wants a thrill. I can help out. So, it gets set up at local motel. She asks for phone number to text us all the room number the day of the event. Big mistake. 4 guys there plus her husband. She isn't pretty and rather fat, but this isn't love, this is bukkake. She wants to give 5 guys a blow job and have us all cum on her. I resolve to get it done and get out. 30 minutes after starting, I am finished and on my way.

Then the text messages start. I text back an obligatory "thank you" but I was just there for the blow job. I don't want to encourage further contact, so I ignore the rest of her babble. But she keeps texting, and the more I ignore, the more pissed off she gets. Finally, she calls me a fucking asshole and demands I lose her number and never text her again, but in the same text, she demands I text back to confirm I will lose her number. I send one final text: "ok". Today, she sends another text and tries to start up again. Fuck me, are you kidding? I picked up a stalker from a bukkake! I'm going to have to throw away a perfectly good cell phone and replace it.

Moral of the story. I am going back to my massage parlors and occasional extras. The amateurs scare the hell out of me. Too many crazy people out there.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone ever seen this ad on Craigslist?

Student looking to make ends meet, while performing sensual stimulating massages. In home massages. Very tranquil environment. Only serious inquires email. Once I'm emailed I will contact you. Serious inquires only!

Emailed but nothing set up yet, just wondering?

You could just get a new number.

[QUOTE=Jay7005; 1510084]Ok, so maybe I am not as crafty as Oldpumper and his amateurs on CL. Here's my story:

I saw an ad for a bukkake scene on CL. I figured what the hell, she wants a thrill. I can help out. So, it gets set up at local motel. She asks for phone number to text us all the room number the day of the event. Big mistake. 4 guys there plus her husband. She isn't pretty and rather fat, but this isn't love, this is bukkake. She wants to give 5 guys a blow job and have us all cum on her. I resolve to get it done and get out. 30 minutes after starting, I am finished and on my way.

Then the text messages start. I text back an obligatory "thank you" but I was just there for the blow job. I don't want to encourage further contact, so I ignore the rest of her babble. But she keeps texting, and the more I ignore, the more pissed off she gets. Finally, she calls me a fucking asshole and demands I lose her number and never text her again, but in the same text, she demands I text back to confirm I will lose her number. I send one final text: "ok". Today, she sends another text and tries to start up again. Fuck me, are you kidding? I picked up a stalker from a bukkake! I'm going to have to throw away a perfectly good cell phone and replace it.

Moral of the story. I am going back to my massage parlors and occasional extras. The amateurs scare the hell out of me. Too many crazy people out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;1510169]Most phone have a block option. All Iphones have it under the profile you can block her calls and texts.[/QUOTE]That is not true. It depends on your provider (phone provider that is LOL).

These are the risks you take when you see a civilian outside of the hobby. If it's a provider, she would be less apt to do something on the crazier side of things, in fear of a bad review. With a civie, you also have crazy bf, hubby, lover whatever the case may be. Kinda like this story.

[url]http://guyism.com/humor/florida-man-ruins-threesome-by-throwing-several-tvs-at-his-wife.html[/url]

Xoxoxox.

Jenna

[QUOTE=JustJenna; 1510521]These are the risks you take when you see a civilian outside of the hobby. If it's a provider, she would be less apt to do something on the crazier side of things, in fear of a bad review. With a civie, you also have crazy bf, hubby, lover whatever the case may be. Kinda like this story.

[url]http://guyism.com/humor/florida-man-ruins-threesome-by-throwing-several-tvs-at-his-wife.html[/url]

Xoxoxox.

Jenna[/QUOTE]I have to agree 100% Jenna. Plus the fact there are no free lunches out there even with a civie. You are eventually going to pay one way or another.

Well I'm glad my phone has its own block feature. Another option some providers will block a number if you call them and tell them this number has been harassing. You are correct I looked it up on my friends phone and his doesn't have this option learn something new everyday LOL!

[QUOTE=Jordang;1510397]That is not true. It depends on your provider (phone provider that is LOL).[/QUOTE]

Beware of Email address wannahavefun* on CL

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;1517738]Beware of Email address wannahavefun* on CL[/QUOTE]Also be very wary of any women who pics are in gif or png formats

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;1517869]Also be very wary of any women who pics are in gif or png formats[/QUOTE]Why should anyone shy away from these formats? Both are highly used on computers and just because they are not JPG files I don't think is any kind of giveaway. ALL of the Asian MP's use photos downloaded from some other web page (and they are all jpg files) and we all know they are NOT legitimate photos, but they show well? LOL

[QUOTE=NomNom; 1505288]I cast a line out on the casual encounters section and didn't really get much other than the infamous bots and then I received this email.

Hey there! My 11 year old daughter (Holly) and I are here on vacation. I am looking for some " fun" for Holly that Disney can't provide. Are you interested?

Obviously I am not interested nor was my post anywhere near asking for this. I emailed them back telling them if it was a sting it was quite obvious and if not I would meet just to turn them in to ensure the safety of this poor girl. Anyone else had this type of email and / or what do you think it is and should I turn it over to authorities? I have the email address as well but will only release it through PM.[/QUOTE]Don't say anything. They engaged you. Just delete it.

[QUOTE=Loving302;1517938]Why should anyone shy away from these formats? Both are highly used on computers and just because they are not JPG files I don't think is any kind of giveaway. ALL of the Asian MP's use photos downloaded from some other web page (and they are all jpg files) and we all know they are NOT legitimate photos, but they show well? LOL[/QUOTE]A gif file can have code hidden in it not sure about png. Since it didn't set off my virus software I assumed it was clean. Is it? I have talked to hundreds of Girls on CL it is defiantly a red flag to me now. If I was going to AMPs it wouldn't concern me. The fact I am sure it was Leo does.

Just had a great CBJ from someone posting in the rants and raves as for. 3

[QUOTE=Don1990;1521457]Just had a great CBJ from someone posting in the rants and raves as for. 3[/QUOTE]Or am I not allowed to ask?

[QUOTE=Don1990;1521457]Just had a great CBJ from someone posting in the rants and raves as for. 3[/QUOTE]Is it the isuckforcrack chick? I think Jethrow first reported her a few months back. She can suck, no doubt. Little sketchy beyond that. At least, not sure I'd go further, but to each his own.

TOFTT. New AMP opened in Oakland / Winter Garden area of SR50. Exicited as this is close to base. Did some quick research and was positive the owner would be offering exactly what was needed. Guess I was wrong. I dreamed that I did all the hinting & basic roaming necessary and nothing was offered. Got an all done, asked inquisitively is that it? Got a smiling yes. Paid $80 for an hour of ok massage, and left. 10 tip. There was only one therapist there on Saturday, and they just opened on Friday. May try again in a few weeks if more sushi available. For now, don't waste your chips. [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3258228428.html[/url]

Hey guys I meet a small bbw that needs a little help. Here's what's she wants me to let you fellow mongers to know. I'm a sexy tall busty blonde who wants to get fucked and needs a little assistance helping to pay my rent. Senior members please pm me for her phone.

Anyone have any experience with this lady? She has been advertising for a long time in the therapeutic section.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3275803089.html[/url]

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman; 1547276]Anyone have any experience with this lady? She has been advertising for a long time in the therapeutic section.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3275803089.html[/url][/QUOTE]Gives a good massage (a pro) limited menu. Nice person

Just when I think I've heard it all, I read this:

Something new. Cervix dilation?. W4m. 24 (orlando)

Date: 2012-09-16, 7:03PM EDT.

Reply to this post tpxdx-3276320787@pers.craigslist.org

So I watch a video on cervix dilation, and I am very interested in trying this. I love to have my pussy fisted and opened. But in this video I see how you go real slow and with just a small finger work your way into opening up the cervix and then you can put your cock inside it and it gives us freaky women a pleasure no other women has ever had. I know this is a shot in the dark looking for this but I want to do more than fisting. If you have ever heard or tried this send me a message. I am really wanting this fisting experience a must. I am real its 7. 02pm florida time. Hit me up put cervix in the title

Location: orlando.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

PostingID: 3276320787

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman; 1547276]Anyone have any experience with this lady? She has been advertising for a long time in the therapeutic section.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3275803089.html[/url][/QUOTE]I have got probably a dozen massages with her through the years. Ten yrs ago her massages were good, better than average. She was very cute and playful. The menu was good but limited, she enjoyed you roaming. After not seeing her for a few years. I saw her twice about 2 years ago. Her massage not as good, very rushed. Her looks had hardened quite abit. The menu got smaller. I personally would not repeat. If you try, please PM your results.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3285539049.html[/url]
or

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3282726835.html

[QUOTE=NaughtyGradez; 1550254][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3285539049.html[/url]

Or

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3282726835.html[/url][/QUOTE]The bottom one is Malayka, she is pyscho, I met her at Blue Martini when she was 35, she is now 38. Pretty hot back then, but she is getting older now, I would SUPER avoid. She is angry with the world because she can not have kids.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman; 1540177]TOFTT. New AMP opened in Oakland / Winter Garden area of SR50. Exicited as this is close to base. Did some quick research and was positive the owner would be offering exactly what was needed. Guess I was wrong. I dreamed that I did all the hinting & basic roaming necessary and nothing was offered. Got an all done, asked inquisitively is that it? Got a smiling yes. Paid $80 for an hour of ok massage, and left. 10 tip. There was only one therapist there on Saturday, and they just opened on Friday. May try again in a few weeks if more sushi available. For now, don't waste your chips.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3258228428.html[/url][/QUOTE]I stopped in looks like standard AMP with table shower ($20 extra) but the provider was not attractive at all. Old, ugly, no body. I will pass until the talent improves.

Met this lady up, great for half a $ for head, very enthusiastic, place smells like smoke, but for 1/2 a $, I was happy, older mongers may like her, after she stripped, I didn't want the full package.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/3307850916.html[/url]

Joytoy1111@gmail.com

407-255-5961.

Met at her house off 408 near executive airport.

Met her at her hotel on 192. BBBJ for 40 roses. FS is avaialable.

[QUOTE=ValenciaGuy;1565618]Met her at her hotel on 192. BBBJ for 40 roses. FS is avaialable.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link?

That you really don't want to take the chance seeing

[QUOTE=John Applehead;1565664]That you really don't want to take the chance seeing[/QUOTE]Tina with the big tits? PM me this might be a different tina

[QUOTE=TRowePrice; 1562239]Met this lady up, great for half a $ for head, very enthusiastic, place smells like smoke, but for 1/2 a $, I was happy, older mongers may like her, after she stripped, I didn't want the full package.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/3307850916.html[/url]

Joytoy1111@gmail.com

407-255-5961.

Met at her house off 408 near executive airport.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this. Best time I've had in a long time. Sweet, fun, funny and doesn't know the meaning of the word "no". This one's a keeper.

[QUOTE=Danny Grish;1566547]Thanks for this. Best time I've had in a long time. Sweet, fun, funny and doesn't know the meaning of the word "no". This one's a keeper.[/QUOTE]Hey no prob Danny, I like her enthusiasm more than anything, sweet lady, hope her luck changes for the better.

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;1566570]Hey no prob Danny, I like her enthusiasm more than anything, sweet lady, hope her luck changes for the better.[/QUOTE]I had so much fun with Joy that afternoon that I went back that night for seconds. I know she will not be everyone's cup of tea, but I just found the combination of her looks, attitude, intelligence and humor to be irresistibly sexy. I literally could not get enough of her. She is the epitome of the reason I prefer providers at least in their mid-30s. She has a hunger and enjoyment for sex mixed with an understanding of how the world works that comes with life experience.

I hope she can find a few nice regulars from this board. To my mind her services and her company are worth far more than she charges, but she's very unlikely to up her rates anyway. Not trying to come across as a shill for her, but my enthusiasm is born of the fact that this was just about the best time I've had as a hobbyist after nearly two decades and I'd like to see this lady's life get at least a little bit easier. As always YMMV, but if you like a really cool MILF with a hard body, then give her a shot. The price is definitely right. I'll definitely be spending my time with her whenever I'm back in town.

Thanks for the review. I as well went to see Joy. Great personality and even better BBBJCIMWS. Def worth the price of admission.

Rich.

[QUOTE=TRowePrice; 1562239]Met this lady up, great for half a $ for head, very enthusiastic, place smells like smoke, but for 1/2 a $, I was happy, older mongers may like her, after she stripped, I didn't want the full package.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/3307850916.html[/url]

Joytoy1111@gmail.com

407-255-5961.

Met at her house off 408 near executive airport.[/QUOTE]

Joy sent me about 4 emails saying come over for best head ever. Is she always this "aggressive" sounds like her "boy" has a plan for me if she has a "boy" I never had a provider act this way inless they are strung out or need money badly.

[QUOTE=ValenciaGuy;1565618]Met her at her hotel on 192. BBBJ for 40 roses. FS is available.[/QUOTE]Does anyone else have any info on her? I was thinking of heading down there, but wanted to see if anyone else had seen her first.

After reading through some of the post, I seen some of you guys hit up Joytoy so I decided to try it out for myself. She was exactly what you guys said! The smoke, the body and the attitude. She greeted me with a smile and got right down to the Job. Joy went at it like she enjoyed it big time, and when I was close to exploding I asked where ever you like. So, of coarse I shot the face and open mouth. Although, she was not having a good day she was cool, plus the price was right. I may repeat.

Stay safe

Fellow monger from way up north. I was actually skimming trough CL looking at the w4m ads and touched base with a provider that goes by Mia F. Anyone every heard of her? She doesn't strike me as a pro. She's mid 40s, blond, fit. Any intel would be greatly appreciated. Stay safe out there guys!