Strip Club Reports

Had a great time at Harem's, I don't think I have ever been there.

The place was packed. The thing I did not expect was how many non-working women were there. It was like 20% women.

Had a dance with Rachael. Brown hair, 27, glasses, bird cage tatoo on chest. Really liked the dance high mileage, but not rough. 2 for 1 at 25.

Then tried Katrina. Tall skinny blonde, turned out she had no boobs. That didn't bother me though. Very high mileage, but kept promising more if we went to the VIP room. Also said she would like to see me outside the club, but when I said OK what time do you get off? Suddenly she has baby sitter issues, I say OK, give me your phone number and I'll set something up for tomorrow; now her phone isn't working. Seemed like just playing to get me to the VIP room. But very high mileage, so I shouldn't complain. 2 for 1 at 25 but really wanted 30.

Just as I was leaving got a dance with Alexia (Russian accent or maybe just a speech impediment). Brown hair, a little heavy, but cute. Worked hard, but was a little too rough, thought she was going to snap it in half at one point during her grinding.

I left with money in my pocket, the girls weren't working it very hard. Looked like sitting with their regulars, talking to their boyfriends, etc.

Notables: Thin blonde with smoking bod, bleach blonde hair, and lots of it. Saw her giving a lap dance next to me, she was very good.

Erin (sp?) Extremely cute, perfect body for me. Dark hair pixie cut. But she seemed to be hanging out with the thugsters along the wall and not doing any dances.

Why are these girls bothering to go if they aren't going to ask if I want a dance. I haven't been to a strip club in a while, but I remember the problem being hassled for dances, not visa-versa.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2805745]Had a great time at Harem's, I don't think I have ever been there.

The place was packed. The thing I did not expect was how many non-working women were there. It was like 20% women.

Had a dance with Rachael. Brown hair, 27, glasses, bird cage tatoo on chest. Really liked the dance high mileage, but not rough. 2 for 1 at 25.

Then tried Katrina. Tall skinny blonde, turned out she had no boobs. That didn't bother me though. Very high mileage, but kept promising more if we went to the VIP room. Also said she would like to see me outside the club, but when I said OK what time do you get off? Suddenly she has baby sitter issues, I say OK, give me your phone number and I'll set something up for tomorrow; now her phone isn't working. Seemed like just playing to get me to the VIP room. But very high mileage, so I shouldn't complain. 2 for 1 at 25 but really wanted 30.

Just as I was leaving got a dance with Alexia (Russian accent or maybe just a speech impediment). Brown hair, a little heavy, but cute. Worked hard, but was a little too rough, thought she was going to snap it in half at one point during her grinding.

I left with money in my pocket, the girls weren't working it very hard. Looked like sitting with their regulars, talking to their boyfriends, etc.

Notables: Thin blonde with smoking bod, bleach blonde hair, and lots of it. Saw her giving a lap dance next to me, she was very good.

Erin (sp?) Extremely cute, perfect body for me. Dark hair pixie cut. But she seemed to be hanging out with the thugsters along the wall and not doing any dances.

Why are these girls bothering to go if they aren't going to ask if I want a dance. I haven't been to a strip club in a while, but I remember the problem being hassled for dances, not visa-versa.[/QUOTE]Agreed, I go during the day, less gangstas on the floor but they congregate in the smoking area.

If you are looking for a predictable good time at Harem check out the tall blond girl. Phoenix. She is a tall and slender with BIG boobs and legs to kill for. I've been seeing at the club for a couple of years and she is one of the most consistent girls there. She gives a high mileage dance and from what I hear does a pretty good VIP, although I never go up there. Like many of the girls, the more she gets to know you the higher the mileage.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2805745]Why are these girls bothering to go if they aren't going to ask if I want a dance. I haven't been to a strip club in a while, but I remember the problem being hassled for dances, not visa-versa.[/QUOTE]This question has always perplexed me.

Unlike most people in here, I like Cheeks because it's a high pressure place for lap dances. A big part of the allure of a SC is that it's a fantasy environment where the girls are coming up to me and asking for physical contact. Unlike in a normal club where the guy is expected to do all the work for that end result.

I think the problem with Harem and other places is that dancers aren't making good $$$ anymore compared to the glory days of the late 90's. So they have the same attitude working at the strip club as someone working at Burger King -- clock in and do as little as possible until your shift is over. Seems weird, but I guess they get tired of being rejected for lappers so they'd rather just sit in a corner and text. Some of the better-looking dancers are probably losing out on 100's of dollars on a good night because of this laziness. It has detrimental effects on club business because I have little interest in paying a cover and expensive beer to sit and watch dancers text all night instead of rubbing their butts in my lap and their boobies on my face, which is the only reason I wanna go in there in the first place.

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Why are these girls bothering to go if they aren't going to ask if I want a dance. I haven't been to a strip club in a while, but I remember the problem being hassled for dances, not visa-versa.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of guys that go in there and don't spend money. They want to tie a girl up with endless foreplay that never leads to anything on the garter belt. Meanwhile her friend / rival landed the guy that bought the big bottle of fake Champagne. Fear of even loss is a strong motivator.

Plus, the game has changed. Sometimes what looks like a lazy dancer screwing around on her phone is actually solid prep work. These girls are texting previous customers trying to get a few of them to show up and make her night. She can romance one guy in the club or text a dozen at the same time. Do the law of probabilities math.

And finally, I've seen plenty of dudes in the club that apparently don't own a mirror. I'm not saying homeless drug addict isn't a good look, I'm just saying it isn't a good look to attract strippers. I was coming back from something that required a suit recently and one of my stripper friends called and asked for a ride to work. I had some time and an itch so I went in with her. As we were walking in she commented how I looked good. She told me "every ***** in there is going to be fighting to get to you. " They certainly weren't fighting, but I did have more than the usual attention. More aggressive too. Like girls coming up to say hello while I'm talking to another girl. I'm not saying you have to dress like the monopoly man to get play at the club, cause you don't. But these girls absolutely read books by the cover.

[QUOTE=JustLookInSW;2814887]There are plenty of guys that go in there and don't spend money. They want to tie a girl up with endless foreplay that never leads to anything on the garter belt. Meanwhile her friend / rival landed the guy that bought the big bottle of fake Champagne. Fear of even loss is a strong motivator.

Plus, the game has changed. Sometimes what looks like a lazy dancer screwing around on her phone is actually solid prep work. These girls are texting previous customers trying to get a few of them to show up and make her night. She can romance one guy in the club or text a dozen at the same time. Do the law of probabilities math.

And finally, I've seen plenty of dudes in the club that apparently don't own a mirror. I'm not saying homeless drug addict isn't a good look, I'm just saying it isn't a good look to attract strippers. I was coming back from something that required a suit recently and one of my stripper friends called and asked for a ride to work. I had some time and an itch so I went in with her. As we were walking in she commented how I looked good. She told me "every ***** in there is going to be fighting to get to you. " They certainly weren't fighting, but I did have more than the usual attention. More aggressive too. Like girls coming up to say hello while I'm talking to another girl. I'm not saying you have to dress like the monopoly man to get play at the club, cause you don't. But these girls absolutely read books by the cover.[/QUOTE]Absolutely true. It also depends on the clubs policies and the guy / girl ratio. Some places make the girls work on a regular schedule or will call the girls telling them the place is busy and asking them to come in when it really isn't. If there are a lot of guys the girls will select their favorites or pick and choose the guys that look like they have money and not even bother to talk to anyone else. On the other hand if there are a lot of girls and not many guys, you will get hassled endlessly for dances, which I prefer.

[QUOTE=TimeTwist;2767767]Yeah there's two Jessica's. They both have black hair and large breasts. First there is the porn star, whose stage name is Jessica Chase. She only did a few movies in 2014, which you can find online. She is the older of the two Jessica's, taller and more fit with typically sized D or DD breasts. She can be hit or miss on her dances, and lately has been a consistent miss. When she is in the right mood she can be worth it.

The second Jessica is shorter with huge tits, 32 E or 34 E according to her, and a bit on the chunky size, but not fat. I would describe her as thick. Her schedule is quite inconsistent, and often doesn't show up on the weekends until after midnight, but when she there she is worth it. She isn't the best at Harem's but I would rate her within the top 5 at the club. Major negatives are that she really presses for the half hour dances upstairs, and depending on her mood can really try to push it. She is also a bit obsessive, and has been known to get in conflict with other dancers, and has several times either left the club in a fit, or got sent home by management. For her to get kicked out she really has to have gone over the top, because the club lets her get away with a lot more than other dancers. She has a bit of a temper, and more than once I saw her and one of the bouncers really get into it. There seemed to be no consequences from it any time. In fact one time I got a dance from her about 15 minutes later and she acted like nothing had occurred, and gave me one of her best performances.

So take that into consideration if you ever consider takeout with her. It would probably be better to keep all activity within the club.

My favorites are Laney, Roxy, Lexi and Alexis.[/QUOTE]Chase is a good one for upstairs shows. She gets flirty and talks dirty. Haven't seen her in a while though.

Avoid the shorter Jessica. I went in on the weekend for an upstairs half hour show for a fixed rate (pretty high compared to other girls). Got mesmerized by her big fake tits downstairs and figured why the hell not.

Went upstairs, and when she started dancing I got completely put off, she has a slight mustache & hairy forearms. I kept trying to distract myself from this. You'll notice it even with the dark room lighting.

Halfway into the dance, I caught a whiff when she stood up. That was the worst one I've encountered. You really don't want her rubbing on your clothes, and that ruins the dance. As far as skills go, she isn't worth it upstairs. Girls at Harem's nowadays are getting pretty bad.

[QUOTE=MaskedPharaoh;2820239]Chase is a good one for upstairs shows. She gets flirty and talks dirty. Haven't seen her in a while though.

Avoid the shorter Jessica. I went in on the weekend for an upstairs half hour show for a fixed rate (pretty high compared to other girls). Got mesmerized by her big fake tits downstairs and figured why the hell not.

Went upstairs, and when she started dancing I got completely put off, she has a slight mustache & hairy forearms. I kept trying to distract myself from this. You'll notice it even with the dark room lighting.

Halfway into the dance, I caught a whiff when she stood up. That was the worst one I've encountered. You really don't want her rubbing on your clothes, and that ruins the dance. As far as skills go, she isn't worth it upstairs. Girls at Harem's nowadays are getting pretty bad.[/QUOTE]Always smell it first.

She's coming to NYNY, in Franklin, on 3/25-3/26. Just a heads up.

Stay away from Ryan. Had a couple of dances from her and gave her the standard 2-for-$25. She came out bitching that her dances were NEVER 2:1 and I owed her $40. Sorry babe. No dancer get tghat any more.

Was hanging out at a club. There were a lot of nice girls there. Thought the place had closed. Ok so on with the report Hung out a while a girl named tammey was sitting with her mexican trick. Nice looking woman, kinda of a Abbey Rhodes look alike, She finnally got up and danced big turnoff. She walked the floor and got her tips. Came to me and said if I could match that I could take her home. Well I passed.

There. Said I Never Mind. Lets say this. Good Place some really friendly girls. Could be bad if your weak. Had an offer for 2 girls. Boyfriend looked stron out. I passed. Well anways I don't do club girls. I would rather pick one up.

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I want to make sure I have this right. You object to his report because it lacks content, yet your post, that is nothing more than douchebaggery is worth reading?

By the way, "completely devoid" is redundant. Something can't be partially devoid, it either is or is not devoid. Thus you are complaining of bad grammar with, wait for it, terrible grammar. Like Tori Amos says; "isn't it ironic?"

Just wondering,

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Like Tori Amos says; "isn't it ironic?

Alanis Morrisette said that. Sry.

Just an FYI. Trinity / Nikki is back working at harem. She is great at promises but very rarely delivers. I did spend a little time with her years ago and performance was slight better than pathetic. I thought maybe she has cleaned up a bit and would be better, but alas, she is nothing but bullshit and lies again. Don't waste your time.

Houston from harem is very money hungry right now. I'm not going to confirm or deny her willingness to go otc for just anyone, but I do know all of these girls standards do shift during more difficult times.

Has anyone seen sierra from living room lately (not the pregnant redhead from harem)? Any info in general about her?

Tall strawberry blonde with tat on neck at cheeks got a great dance and she makes sure the job is done if you guys get out give her a shot.