Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1984058]Sorry for being a little late, this happened yesterday but by the time I got done doing what I needed to do and got home, I was exhausted beyond belief.

Alright so I have always said Cougar was a fucking gem at Mike's, but boy she even surprised me yesterday...

I called over and said I wanted to hit the hot tub as I was feeling a bit sore. Mike quoted me the $.80 price and I said, why not (Hour and a half time).

So I setup an appointment for later in the afternoon, probably her last appointment for the day actually.

Anyways, so I get down there, get naked and get in the hottub and she immediately is all over me, rubbing my cock, kissing my neck and all that shit. I have to say that she genuinely seems to enjoy her time with me (Who wouldn't I guess heh) and I start fingering her pussy in the hot tub.

This starts to drive her wild and she's cranking away at my cock hardcore under the water. Then she does something I had no idea she does... She shifts over and starts to ride my god damn cock bareback. I was shocked for a second and then I said, WTF and fucked her like crazy in the hottub for thirty or so minutes. I kept telling her she better stop or I'll come and she said, and I quote, "I want you to, I've came twice." which I interpreted to mean she wanted me to bust in her.

Anyways, eventually I get too hot from the tub and fucking and say let's get out of the tub, to which I lay her down on the massage table and beat that pussy up for another ten or so minutes in mish till I pop (pulled out) all over her stomach and the table.

So then she cleans up, gets a new cloth and starts to massage me, does this for about thirty minutes and then asks me to flip and starts giving me a BBBJ, then scoots up and sits on it again with no rubber. She rides me till about ten minutes before time was up and I flip her again, go superman speed mish pounding till I nut (again on her stomach and bed), I just couldn't bring myself to nut inside, I dunno why.

So this was all for the $.80, I fucked her crazy, made her cum about four times, she made me cum twice AND I got a killer massage. I've paid $.80 for service that was shitty as can be. She is a gem, and you guys should go see her if you haven't already. Stop fucking around with those trashy backpage girls that charge nearly the same to struggle to get you off.

Later guys![/QUOTE]OK, where is mike's place and what is the number (why no contact info or link?

[QUOTE=PerfectAss;1984568]OK, where is mike's place and what is the number (why no contact info or link?[/QUOTE]My bad I assumed everyone knew!

It's on Cleveland west side, safe neighborhood, don't want to out it anymore then that in public.

Oh and Mike is strange and slightly creepy sometimes so don't get weirded out by him, he runs a super business.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-sexy-perky-hott-cougar-mature-fit-sexy-21/11243857[/URL]

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1984572]My bad I assumed everyone knew!

It's on Cleveland west side, safe neighborhood, don't want to out it anymore then that in public.

Oh and Mike is strange and slightly creepy sometimes so don't get weirded out by him, he runs a super business.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-sexy-perky-hott-cougar-mature-fit-sexy-21/11243857[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't tell him too much, he might wear Cougar out for us (if it is even possible to wear that woman out). .

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1984572]My bad I assumed everyone knew!

It's on Cleveland west side, safe neighborhood, don't want to out it anymore then that in public.

Oh and Mike is strange and slightly creepy sometimes so don't get weirded out by him, he runs a super business.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-sexy-perky-hott-cougar-mature-fit-sexy-21/11243857[/URL][/QUOTE]The hands don't match the nice back end too funny. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode about a hot chick Jerry could not date because she had "Man Hands" LOL.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=11243857&image=14952237[/URL]

Went to Best Asian Massage in North Olmsted for the 20th time yesterday, Always ask for Jenny. Probably the best massage in town. No FS or any option other than HE by HJ. I usually opt for the 90 minute. Lots of teasing before the flip and immediate teasing and brushing the guy after the flip. Jenny is probably 35-45, hard to tell, but attractive with a great smile. There is another woman working there, but I always call first to make an appointment so I don't get her. Cost is .90 plus .40 for tip. I am a long time monger who just found this forum about a month ago. I have been browsing daily. Expect many more reports as I have been everywhere mentioned for the last 30+ years from the New Era to the Palomino to the many AMPs that used to operate in Cleveland and Elyria and so on and so on. I will be providing much intel, so you are all welcome!

Have to agree with the North Olmsted massage place. They give the best massage. Some of the girls are prettier than others but they all deliver on the massage end. Believe they are with the place in North Ridgeville. Seen some of the girls at both places. Never reported because like you said extras are not there. Tried Sandy's in Brunswick while back. If you haven't tried there save yourself time and money. Absolutely the worst everything. From what I gather she has day girls? I went in the evening and only her. Talked a lot about how trained she was. Sure couldn't tell! Who puts lotion on your feet then sticks you in a shower? Ad says body to body then tells you that body to body means full body massage. After seeing really didn't want a body to body. Total waste.

[QUOTE=EmptyCup;1986341]Have to agree with the North Olmsted massage place. They give the best massage. Some of the girls are prettier than others but they all deliver on the massage end. Believe they are with the place in North Ridgeville. Seen some of the girls at both places. Never reported because like you said extras are not there. Tried Sandy's in Brunswick while back. If you haven't tried there save yourself time and money. Absolutely the worst everything. From what I gather she has day girls? I went in the evening and only her. Talked a lot about how trained she was. Sure couldn't tell! Who puts lotion on your feet then sticks you in a shower? Ad says body to body then tells you that body to body means full body massage. After seeing really didn't want a body to body. Total waste.[/QUOTE]I was roped in by her ads a few months back. After finally finding the place, she came out to her garage. I asked her who would be giving the service, and she said she was the only one there. I opted to leave. In reference to the North Ridgeville place, they are run by the same group. Had a decent time there a few weeks back. Same $ as the Olmsted parlor. Pretty poor options for AMPs in Cleveland these days. I haven't been back to Warren since the big shutdown, but from what I've been reading a turnpike run is in back on the menu.

[QUOTE=Beenaroundx;1985983]Went to Best Asian Massage in North Olmsted for the 20th time yesterday, Always ask for Jenny. Probably the best massage in town. No FS or any option other than HE by HJ. I usually opt for the 90 minute. Lots of teasing before the flip and immediate teasing and brushing the guy after the flip. Jenny is probably 35-45, hard to tell, but attractive with a great smile. There is another woman working there, but I always call first to make an appointment so I don't get her. Cost is .90 plus .40 for tip. I am a long time monger who just found this forum about a month ago. I have been browsing daily. Expect many more reports as I have been everywhere mentioned for the last 30+ years from the New Era to the Palomino to the many AMPs that used to operate in Cleveland and Elyria and so on and so on. I will be providing much intel, so you are all welcome![/QUOTE]Enroute to this joint now, so I'll post what happened after I'm done, stay tuned!

[QUOTE=Beenaroundx;1985983]Went to Best Asian Massage in North Olmsted for the 20th time yesterday, Always ask for Jenny. Probably the best massage in town. No FS or any option other than HE by HJ. I usually opt for the 90 minute. Lots of teasing before the flip and immediate teasing and brushing the guy after the flip. Jenny is probably 35-45, hard to tell, but attractive with a great smile. There is another woman working there, but I always call first to make an appointment so I don't get her. Cost is .90 plus .40 for tip. I am a long time monger who just found this forum about a month ago. I have been browsing daily. Expect many more reports as I have been everywhere mentioned for the last 30+ years from the New Era to the Palomino to the many AMPs that used to operate in Cleveland and Elyria and so on and so on. I will be providing much intel, so you are all welcome![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EmptyCup;1986341]Have to agree with the North Olmsted massage place. They give the best massage. Some of the girls are prettier than others but they all deliver on the massage end. Believe they are with the place in North Ridgeville. Seen some of the girls at both places. Never reported because like you said extras are not there. Tried Sandy's in Brunswick while back. If you haven't tried there save yourself time and money. Absolutely the worst everything. From what I gather she has day girls? I went in the evening and only her. Talked a lot about how trained she was. Sure couldn't tell! Who puts lotion on your feet then sticks you in a shower? Ad says body to body then tells you that body to body means full body massage. After seeing really didn't want a body to body. Total waste.[/QUOTE]Okay, you guys are full of shit or they over went some sweeping changes.

I paid 100 for 90 minutes and Jenny gave me a great massage, but no happy ending was offered and when I tried to touch on her on the flip she said no touchy.

Plus some other loser was in the next room with the ugly Chinese chick and kept asking for Jenny to do his last half hour as I was getting a massage from her. Dude had the patience of a fruit fly.

So stay FAR away from this joint unless you want JUST a great massage and no release.

So now I'm going to go find a backpage pussy to bust in and feel I should send these two a bill...

Maybe read again.. Said never reported because extras are not there.

[QUOTE=EmptyCup;1986506]Maybe read again.. Said never reported because extras are not there.[/QUOTE]Sorry you did not connect with Jenny. I was there yesterday and had a great time. Maybe it takes a time or two for her to loosen up?

Anyway, hope the BP goes well.

Oh my. That must be a new ad. LOL are those hands photo shopped?

[QUOTE=Eric34;1984987]The hands don't match the nice back end too funny. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode about a hot chick Jerry could not date because she had "Man Hands" LOL.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=11243857&image=14952237[/URL][/QUOTE]

I can say I've been to both the and. Olmstead and and. Ridgeville parlors and never got the feeling anything, even a HJ was offered. Maybe I just don't know the signals I'm supposed to catch or give yet but I was hopeful but left disappointed when I went to each. It's hard for me to find something as I work 9-5 and can't get away as often as I'd like. I wish there was something reliable close as I'm closer to North Ridgeville / and. Olmsted than cleveland. I almost tried Lilly's but given there are no Asian's there I'm gathering that it's a no go. Am I right to assume that there pretty much isn't anything like warren near here without going to someone's residence / hotel?

[QUOTE=Rpibble;1987281]I can say I've been to both the and. Olmstead and and. Ridgeville parlors and never got the feeling anything, even a HJ was offered. Maybe I just don't know the signals I'm supposed to catch or give yet but I was hopeful but left disappointed when I went to each. It's hard for me to find something as I work 9-5 and can't get away as often as I'd like. I wish there was something reliable close as I'm closer to North Ridgeville / and. Olmsted than cleveland. I almost tried Lilly's but given there are no Asian's there I'm gathering that it's a no go. Am I right to assume that there pretty much isn't anything like warren near here without going to someone's residence / hotel?[/QUOTE]Yes- You are right to assume that. Warren is a totally different world.

There was, at one time, great AMPs in Cleveland.

Long gone...

I'm not sure of any "signals". I think its just a matter of repeating until you find the right connection.

Bottom line- there is nothing more than a self or provider HJ at either of the AMPs you mentioned.

Stick to BP Rubs if you are looking for FS or anything close to that.

I'm not a senior member, so maybe they can provide better intel.

What's the big deal about this cougar, and why does it seem that some complain about the Danielle girl I'm thinking about visiting here soon so school me please someone.