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Both posts were funny as hell.

I always crack up when I read reviews and guys claim to have given providers orgasms or "made them wet".

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3169913]Here's a similar translation for reviews:

She was a 9 = She's a 7.

She's curvy / a few extra pounds / average / decent body / J LO / Kardashian = She's fat.

She's a spinner = She's probably not a spinner.

She looked to be early 20's = She's nearly 30.

She had a couple orgasms = She had none.

She was mechanical = She wasn't attracted to you.

There was no haggling about the tip = She knows you're broke.

I plan to see her again = She's already forgotten you.[/QUOTE]

Spinner. Short and fat.

Spinner. Small breasts.

Young. Younger than you.

Real Pics. Of someone else.

Recent pics. This century.

Exclusive. I'll only fuck you this hour, nobody else.

Upscale. I think I'm worth more than I am because I used to be attractive when I was younger.

First Day. Since yesterday.

Just Arrived. To work today.

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Was thinking of seeing this one. Could not find any reviews. Any info?

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Was thinking of seeing this one. Could not find any reviews. Any info?[/QUOTE]No way in hell is she "45". I'd guess closer to 65.

Jesus H!, LOL.

[QUOTE=IdiotBoy;3172969]No way in hell is she "45". I'd guess closer to 65.[/QUOTE]

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Was thinking of seeing this one. Could not find any reviews. Any info?[/QUOTE]I just threw up a little.

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Was thinking of seeing this one. Could not find any reviews. Any info?[/QUOTE]Something doesn't look right with this one. Check out those hips.

Becky, the huge tits blonde from the suburbs has stopped posting as of recent. Anyone have a recommendation for someone of similar appearance or even of similar "size?" I've had my share of mousy brunette spinners this year, but there's nothing like the classic big tits blonde every now and then. Becky: [URL]http://missbecky.theescortgirl.com/[/URL].

I've seen Leah:

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Nicole:

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And Sapphire / Jade who doesn't post anymore.

All were decent for the Benjamin. All were users so be careful and always play safe for everything. Nicole walks down Cicero every now and then. Can anyone recommend some blondes?

[QUOTE=BenSpend;3173085]Something doesn't look right with this one. Check out those hips.[/QUOTE]If you are prepared to play switch hitter, go for it.

I just can't keep myself from sampling redheads. This one has some wear and tear on her for how young she is (she said 29 and honestly couldn't have been lying by much). She had a few scars on her arms. And her teeth seemed to be more worn than they should've been; probably using, but I'm not sure what. The strange thing is that she is still very much a pretty girl. $$ was a bit expensive for what turned out to be less than an hour (no multiple pops), but damn her body was killer and her ass was worth the price of admission alone. CBJ and CFS with a few different positions. As always YMMV. I suspect that her menu is probably much bigger, I just didn't press it.

Be safe boys and enjoy the hunt.

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Anyone have any up date on her. She has new.

Photos. Looks good. I hope to see her soon.

Any Info would be great.

Please send me a pm for the good info.

[QUOTE=Ryanblah;3173121]Becky, the huge tits blonde from the suburbs has stopped posting as of recent. Anyone have a recommendation for someone of similar appearance or even of similar "size?" I've had my share of mousy brunette spinners this year, but there's nothing like the classic big tits blonde every now and then. Becky: [URL]http://missbecky.theescortgirl.com/[/URL].

I've seen Leah:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/7732802118-leah/42153087[/URL]

Nicole:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lat-night-with-nicol-incalls-only/36566052[/URL]

And Sapphire / Jade who doesn't post anymore.

All were decent for the Benjamin. All were users so be careful and always play safe for everything. Nicole walks down Cicero every now and then. Can anyone recommend some blondes?[/QUOTE]Becky had a review posted just last month.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy;3173257]Anyone have any up date on her. She has new.

Photos. Looks good. I hope to see her soon.

Any Info would be great.

Please send me a pm for the good info.[/QUOTE]Tons of reviews here.


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[QUOTE=TravelGuy;3173257]Anyone have any up date on her. She has new.

Photos. Looks good. I hope to see her soon.

Any Info would be great.

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Her? If she's actually 51, those have been some hard years. My 75 year old mother in law looks younger.

[QUOTE=Glen60;3173354]Tons of reviews here.


http://escortbabylon.net/#!/chicago/post/7088992146/6170478/6170478[/QUOTE]Her oThER reviews are not good. So was on POF for a while. Her face is not as good as the pics. She has a lot of make up on in the pictures. I would avoid.