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[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3119388][URL]http://www.explicitchicago.com/[/URL]

Even the actresses are not top-liners per se, the pricing is at the same level of higher end independent girls and is just somewhat unexpected. Bella Reese asked a bit more, 1 hr PSE (with greek) is $700 for her. Bella Reese's pricing is comparatively affordable. Look at Envy Jolie or Aria Moore's pricing or any other porn star's pricing that you can easily find during xxx expos. There are always people willing to pay more than 1 K to fuck a porn star.

This agency lists $700 for 1 hr PSE w / greek and allowing video shooting. Once you factor in agency's cut, you would wonder why actresses may be willing to offer so much with the $ they would actually earn. Well, maybe they are not savvy enough with google. Most girls under their listing have videos shot by major porn studios. So I don't use Holly Berry XXX's pricing as benchmark here.[/QUOTE][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/avn-pornstar-jenna-marie/40855070[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-stripper-and-down-right-freak-in-specials/41254887[/URL]

I'm sure folks have seen Jenna Marie and Autumn's ad today. Again it's from ExplicitChicago. After visiting their website, I find two good recent updates between later October and now:

1. Audree (lists with ChicagoCoverGirls concurrently, and with WetNWild before) is on the agency's roster. I'm not aware of any porn video by her, so it seems like the agency is listing normal escorts as well.

2. I actually met Kennedi Taylor in DC early this year. She is indeed Madison Mercer who only had a few videos (and a couple amateur clips maybe by client or fuck buddy on pornhub). Kennedi looks better in person, but the teeth, tattoo etc. are exactly the same as shown in the candid images. In other words, the story in the profile is real. Her DC agency uses the blurred images, and there should be one or two I haven't seen elsewhere. It's likely that the images come from Kennedi. She mainly do girlfriending biz these days, her nipples are long and very perky, very fun to suck and play with.

Then, a review on Autumn just posted on TER, the poster has posted many reviews over time, and doesn't seem to be the agency.

Again, these are good signs from my read, and I don't think texting-only is a red flag these days. But use your own judgment.

I'd TOFTT if budget allows after meeting KK from Dallas. But god, why the agency has to say Stevie Foxx is available 12/3/16 - 12/8/16?

When I first started, I would ask first before going at it. But nowadays, I don't. I've never had one single woman refuse me--though the terrible Lexi from Elgin asked me to stop because I was doing it for too long (maybe like two minutes). She's an awful provider.

If you're really into sucking boobs, you can often find the women who enjoy it by reading reviews. Corie (she frequents the burbs often), who I haven't seen, is one that comes to mind; that detail is all over her reviews on the other site. I've literally met dozens of ladies who thoroughly enjoy it (both pro and non) and sometimes encourage me to do it for hours. Regardless, 99% will let you do it for a little bit at least.

[QUOTE=KingBooker;3166349]In general, do escorts allow you to lick and suck and their boobies? I have never heard of any describing this piece of detail?

From what I read on the internet, it is generally save to do this. Except if she is lactating and has HIV, which I assume an escort does not lactate. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/intuitive-massage-by-a-beautiful-cmt-visiting-real-pics/42888012[/URL]

Made an appointment earlier today and headed out to her location in Lombard hotel. Disappointed because she stops answering my texts and calls after I get in the lot. Ended up seeing my backup plan which wasn't ideal because I was looking for someone new. I text her again later today and she says she was double booked and she is sorry. I'm might try again tomorrow. Anyone else experience?

[QUOTE=Alfonso82;3167549][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/intuitive-massage-by-a-beautiful-cmt-visiting-real-pics/42888012[/URL]

Made an appointment earlier today and headed out to her location in Lombard hotel. Disappointed because she stops answering my texts and calls after I get in the lot. Ended up seeing my backup plan which wasn't ideal because I was looking for someone new. I text her again later today and she says she was double booked and she is sorry. I'm might try again tomorrow. Anyone else experience?[/QUOTE]Google search the phone number.

Shows many different ages, names, and cities across the county.

All with fake pics of brunettes and blondes.

You got lucky.

[QUOTE=BoobHope;3167510]When I first started, I would ask first before going at it. But nowadays, I don't. I've never had one single woman refuse me--though the terrible Lexi from Elgin asked me to stop because I was doing it for too long (maybe like two minutes). She's an awful provider.

If you're really into sucking boobs, you can often find the women who enjoy it by reading reviews. Corie (she frequents the burbs often), who I haven't seen, is one that comes to mind; that detail is all over her reviews on the other site. I've literally met dozens of ladies who thoroughly enjoy it (both pro and non) and sometimes encourage me to do it for hours. Regardless, 99% will let you do it for a little bit at least.[/QUOTE]Is Lexi the one in the trailer? If so her reviews seem decent except for the guy knocking on the door in one incident. And is Corie 414 area code? Thanks.

[QUOTE=KingBooker;3166349]In general, do escorts allow you to lick and suck and their boobies? I have never heard of any describing this piece of detail?

From what I read on the internet, it is generally save to do this. Except if she is lactating and has HIV, which I assume an escort does not lactate. LOL.[/QUOTE]Some guys insist on DATY or DFK. I insist on sucking nips. I might ask if I should lay off if I'm on them awhile, but all of them really enjoy it. If they have MMs, it feels like licking a balloon and they arent as sensitive.

I don't want to take credit for writing this, but I will take credit for copy and pasting this here. Found in another state's thread. Enjoy and stay safe.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

HH, SS, = Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.

-SH =Swamphawk.

I know that most people here only do incalls.

But if you have had experience with outcalls, do they ask to take a shower at your place before they leave or do they just leave after you are done?

I ask this because I live with 3 other roommates. My room is secluded and have a private garden entrance, which is nice. However there is no bathroom in my room. I would rather not have her go into the main apartment and take a shower there.

[QUOTE=Emiglio;3168222]Is Lexi the one in the trailer? If so her reviews seem decent except for the guy knocking on the door in one incident. And is Corie 414 area code? Thanks.[/QUOTE]You're thinking of Alexis in the trailer. Lexi used to host out of the Lexington. Don't know if she still does. Brunette. Great breasts. Terrible service. Corie does indeed have a 414 area code; I will see her one day for the titties alone.

Nice work 👏.

[QUOTE=BigChiGuy44;3169118]I don't want to take credit for writing this, but I will take credit for copy and pasting this here. Found in another state's thread. Enjoy and stay safe.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

HH, SS, = Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.

-SH =Swamphawk.[/QUOTE]

Here's a similar translation for reviews:

She was a 9 = She's a 7.

She's curvy / a few extra pounds / average / decent body / J LO / Kardashian = She's fat.

She's a spinner = She's probably not a spinner.

She looked to be early 20's = She's nearly 30.

She had a couple orgasms = She had none.

She was mechanical = She wasn't attracted to you.

There was no haggling about the tip = She knows you're broke.

I plan to see her again = She's already forgotten you.

Very good!

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3169913]Here's a similar translation for reviews:

She was a 9 = She's a 7.

She's curvy / a few extra pounds / average / decent body / J LO / Kardashian = She's fat.

She's a spinner = She's probably not a spinner.

She looked to be early 20's = She's nearly 30.

She had a couple orgasms = She had none.

She was mechanical = She wasn't attracted to you.

There was no haggling about the tip = She knows you're broke.

I plan to see her again = She's already forgotten you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCode;3159710]Guys, after getting some advice from one senior member who has very reputable reviews, and yes it is Rinna I decided to see roxy, the new lady at 262, I tried to book an appointment but it looks like you guys got her busy all day LOL.

[/QUOTE]

Roxy from the 262 agency works tomorrow. If you like DFK, I would try to meet this girl. Good sensual CBJ and nice jugs. No DATY, but hopefully in the future. She's the freshest thing out there.

As to agency donation, expect an alternating rate of 130/170 most days and 120/160 on slow days.

I am sitting here looking at backpage from 11 PM to 11:45 PM and seeing seven, yes seven, ads for white girls.

All in Tinley all on the same night.

Does this strike anyone else as odd or peculiar?

Well, you could always tell your guest ahead of time that there is no shower readily available.

[QUOTE=KingBooker;3169221]I know that most people here only do incalls.

But if you have had experience with outcalls, do they ask to take a shower at your place before they leave or do they just leave after you are done?

I ask this because I live with 3 other roommates. My room is secluded and have a private garden entrance, which is nice. However there is no bathroom in my room. I would rather not have her go into the main apartment and take a shower there.[/QUOTE]