Massage Parlor Reports

Was feeling the itch today, about to head that way, thanks for the headup, will route to comfort or healing.

[QUOTE=CLF3142;6690351]Was headed to a visit to LJs when informed they were closed and redirected to 3rd Ok, an extra 20 min drive. Greeted by non English speaking thin Asian. Rub down was ok, nothing special. Very little teasing. On flip she motioned to what I wanted. She was very natural, didn't put a lot of effort ito performance. Tried a few positions, she seemed more annoyed that I only brought her $ as a tip. I was not so much so that I coulnt get there. Will wait for Ljs or new girl at 3rd. Be safe ot there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CLF3142;6690351]Was headed to a visit to LJs when informed they were closed and redirected to 3rd Ok, an extra 20 min drive. Greeted by non English speaking thin Asian. Rub down was ok, nothing special. Very little teasing. On flip she motioned to what I wanted. She was very natural, didn't put a lot of effort ito performance. Tried a few positions, she seemed more annoyed that I only brought her $ as a tip. I was not so much so that I coulnt get there. Will wait for Ljs or new girl at 3rd. Be safe ot there.[/QUOTE]She is the epitome of YMMV. I think she is great and saw her for the third time. She is in the top two I have had at AMP, maybe #1. She seems to like to lead so I let her and she goes places I have not seen here before. Not freaky, just very good.

Stopped by Comfort yesterday afternoon for my familiar massage that I've gotten the last several times I've been there, but was greeted by a 40-50 something, unenthusiastic, no english speaking, no massage skilled, Fkup of an experience. I should have gotten up and left after the very first time she touched me. Elbows and forearms went straight into my spine. I had to tell her to stay away from it because she kept digging into the bone! Let's not forget she wasn't using any oil either. Finally she gets the oil after 10 minches and applies to my back just to wipe it right back off for the flip. Buckle up because this is where it gets worse. She makes a motion and I give her the nod. She then proceeds to spray her hands and starts rubbing. Fellas, if she sprays the hands, RUN! All of a sudden it starts BURNING! I ask her what she's using and she has no idea what I just asked her. It keeps getting worse so I use the sheet to wipe myself off some and get a little relief. Thand God she left the hot towel right next to me on the table. While I keep asking her what was in the spray bottle, I use the towel to wipe off he remnants of the ALCOHOL she rubbed all over Jr and friends! She finally pulled out her cell phone and used a translator app to tell me what it was. At this point I figured she may want to make up for what she had done to me, but the end was nothing but a jackhammer finish. I'm not sure if this is their new rotation or if they were short handed and I was maybe her first customer, or what, but until I read any better reviews, I'm staying away! I just feel bad for the next dude that pulled in the lot next to me as I was leaving. I really wanted to warn him, but I'm not about to incriminate myself to somebody I don't even know. So ill just say "sorry" on here!

[QUOTE=HookinUp;6691154]Stopped by Comfort yesterday afternoon for my familiar massage that I've gotten the last several times I've been there, but was greeted by a 40-50 something, unenthusiastic, no english speaking, no massage skilled, Fkup of an experience. I should have gotten up and left after the very first time she touched me. Elbows and forearms went straight into my spine. I had to tell her to stay away from it because she kept digging into the bone! Let's not forget she wasn't using any oil either. Finally she gets the oil after 10 minches and applies to my back just to wipe it right back off for the flip. Buckle up because this is where it gets worse. She makes a motion and I give her the nod. She then proceeds to spray her hands and starts rubbing. Fellas, if she sprays the hands, RUN! All of a sudden it starts BURNING! I ask her what she's using and she has no idea what I just asked her. It keeps getting worse so I use the sheet to wipe myself off some and get a little relief. Thand God she left the hot towel right next to me on the table. While I keep asking her what was in the spray bottle, I use the towel to wipe off he remnants of the ALCOHOL she rubbed all over Jr and friends! She finally pulled out her cell phone and used a translator app to tell me what it was. At this point I figured she may want to make up for what she had done to me, but the end was nothing but a jackhammer finish. I'm not sure if this is their new rotation or if they were short handed and I was maybe her first customer, or what, but until I read any better reviews, I'm staying away! I just feel bad for the next dude that pulled in the lot next to me as I was leaving. I really wanted to warn him, but I'm not about to incriminate myself to somebody I don't even know. So ill just say "sorry" on here![/QUOTE]Been there twice now and got her the first time. Reminds me of YY Robius, overly cautious and not very good. The other Girls are better!

Healing has a new one starting this week I think. Still having fun with the current rotation, but looking forward to a new fresh "Face".

Interested in trying Julie, but reading mixed reviews. Any suggestions on who to see please PM me.

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;6687815]When you say Azalea do you mean my the old Wells Fargo, Gabe's and the cuts and styles salon?[/QUOTE]I'm traveling down tonight and would like to try if someone could message me details I'd appreciate it.

Arrived, and greeted by Coco. Opted for TS before massage, pretty straightforward with minimal teasing. Went back to room and began a decent face down massage, draped either fully or partially the whole time. On flip did a little stomach and chest caressing before asking if the massage was good. I replied yes and she eventually moved down to pay proper attention to junior. Pretty standard finish, nothing special about the release. Going to give a Yes due to not being many options in the area, decent massage.

[QUOTE=ArisenSnakeMan;6691562]Arrived, and greeted by Coco. Opted for TS before massage, pretty straightforward with minimal teasing. Went back to room and began a decent face down massage, draped either fully or partially the whole time. On flip did a little stomach and chest caressing before asking if the massage was good. I replied yes and she eventually moved down to pay proper attention to junior. Pretty standard finish, nothing special about the release. Going to give a Yes due to not being many options in the area, decent massage.[/QUOTE]I pay attention to most posts, never seen the name Tullip before. I know Coco. She is at Healing, Jenny, Polo, Coco, Green, Costco, Sams, Walgreens, and any other place that has a large number of Asian women working there. Haha.

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I just received a text about some new talent at LJs going by Lisa and Amy. I can't personally get over there tonight but just heads up.

Had free time so I decided to see what the talk was about and headed down to Healing. Parking lot empty and when walked in was greeted by Mini who had on layers of clothes. Unlike a previous poster I thought Mini was cute as fuck. When she took some layers off I knew I had to get my hands on some ripe melons. The good: Actually put time into the massage part. Best tits I've seen in a while and felt in a while. This was her saving grace. The bad: Massage was so-so. No teasing pre-flip. She wanted 60 to touch bare tits but no nursing. Don't care how cute she is, that's too much in my book but I relented cause I wanted to squeeze them. Ok finish. 60/60. Will probably give it one more go. There was an older lady on the couch when I was leaving. Very friendly people though.

Checked out Oceans the next day. Drew Coco. Not as cute or young as Mini. Tits are a handful but not a luscious or firm as Mini. But I would go back to Coco in a heart beat. Massage was a 9/10. Got all the nooks and cracks with underneath work pre-flip. Smooth massage strokes smooth hands. Once flipped she popped the boobs out when I started rubbing them. Rubbed them in my face chest and over the boys. Asked to nurse and she grabbed her boob and stuck them thick nips right in there. Didn't want the time to end but popped after much sensual work. 60/60.

[QUOTE=HighAndTight;6691597]I pay attention to most posts, never seen the name Tullip before. I know Coco. She is at Healing, Jenny, Polo, Coco, Green, Costco, Sams, Walgreens, and any other place that has a large number of Asian women working there. Haha.[/QUOTE]I think there is one up in Fishersville called Tulip, but not familiar with anything in the RVA.

Took a visit to healing and tried Vivi and Cici 4 hands.

Good: Massage was excellent with Vivi being very talkative. Got maybe 5 extra minutes where they completed scalp / hand / foot massages.

Bad: Also, as I was entering there was a small black Mazda sedan backed in across the way (at State Farm office) with its engine running and a clean cut white male inside. Upon leaving I noticed the black Mazda had a laptop peaking out of the top of the dashboard.

The area appears to have gotten pretty popular for my uncle and I don't really want to deal with him outside of Thanksgiving.

[QUOTE=VaInSight;6693211]Had free time so I decided to see what the talk was about and headed down to Healing. Parking lot empty and when walked in was greeted by Mini who had on layers of clothes. Unlike a previous poster I thought Mini was cute as fuck. When she took some layers off I knew I had to get my hands on some ripe melons. The good: Actually put time into the massage part. Best tits I've seen in a while and felt in a while. This was her saving grace. The bad: Massage was so-so. No teasing pre-flip. She wanted 60 to touch bare tits but no nursing. Don't care how cute she is, that's too much in my book but I relented cause I wanted to squeeze them. Ok finish. 60/60. Will probably give it one more go. There was an older lady on the couch when I was leaving. Very friendly people though.

Checked out Oceans the next day. Drew Coco. Not as cute or young as Mini. Tits are a handful but not a luscious or firm as Mini. But I would go back to Coco in a heart beat. Massage was a 9/10. Got all the nooks and cracks with underneath work pre-flip. Smooth massage strokes smooth hands. Once flipped she popped the boobs out when I started rubbing them. Rubbed them in my face chest and over the boys. Asked to nurse and she grabbed her boob and stuck them thick nips right in there. Didn't want the time to end but popped after much sensual work. 60/60.[/QUOTE]My issue with Oceans is the walls that don't go to ceiling and curtains on doors. The time I was there I heard guy in next room complaining how tired he was from hiking and a woman who came in complaining about her injuries after falling. I need a little more privacy / quiet.

[QUOTE=VaMong;6693788]Took a visit to healing and tried Vivi and Cici 4 hands.

Good: Massage was excellent with Vivi being very talkative. Got maybe 5 extra minutes where they completed scalp / hand / foot massages.

Bad: Also, as I was entering there was a small black Mazda sedan backed in across the way (at State Farm office) with its engine running and a clean cut white male inside. Upon leaving I noticed the black Mazda had a laptop peaking out of the top of the dashboard.

The area appears to have gotten pretty popular for my uncle and I don't really want to deal with him outside of Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]Healing currently only has Cici and Vivi, such creativity in the names. I was there little after noon and saw the same Mazda but since I also happen to be a State Farm customer. I walked across the street and had a chat with an agent about ATV coverage.

The Mazda is not a cop he does work for the state but without a badge, he is investigating something but it has to do with State Farm not healing. PM me if you want the details.

Had a great thirty minute massage from Cici, after only two visits she knows exactly what I want without haggle or hassle and with smile I am on my way.

I prefer Mini over Cici but I heard she won't be back until December, but a new girl is supposed to be starting this week.

[QUOTE=HookinUp;6691154]Stopped by Comfort yesterday afternoon for my familiar massage that I've gotten the last several times I've been there, but was greeted by a 40-50 something, unenthusiastic, no english speaking, no massage skilled, Fkup of an experience. I should have gotten up and left after the very first time she touched me. Elbows and forearms went straight into my spine. I had to tell her to stay away from it because she kept digging into the bone! Let's not forget she wasn't using any oil either. Finally she gets the oil after 10 minches and applies to my back just to wipe it right back off for the flip. Buckle up because this is where it gets worse. She makes a motion and I give her the nod. She then proceeds to spray her hands and starts rubbing. Fellas, if she sprays the hands, RUN! All of a sudden it starts BURNING! I ask her what she's using and she has no idea what I just asked her. It keeps getting worse so I use the sheet to wipe myself off some and get a little relief. Thand God she left the hot towel right next to me on the table. While I keep asking her what was in the spray bottle, I use the towel to wipe off he remnants of the ALCOHOL she rubbed all over Jr and friends! She finally pulled out her cell phone and used a translator app to tell me what it was. At this point I figured she may want to make up for what she had done to me, but the end was nothing but a jackhammer finish. I'm not sure if this is their new rotation or if they were short handed and I was maybe her first customer, or what, but until I read any better reviews, I'm staying away! I just feel bad for the next dude that pulled in the lot next to me as I was leaving. I really wanted to warn him, but I'm not about to incriminate myself to somebody I don't even know. So ill just say "sorry" on here![/QUOTE]It's just alcohol hahaha I've had others do the same thing shouldn't burn unless you have cuts on your junk or anything else. I stopped by last night and had Mia she's a young energetic provider who aims to please. Solid massage no elbows and used oil because I asked for it. Finish was typically for Richmond HJ. 4 and out the door w a nice cold water. I'll be back to fill my card up.