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Came across this girl a few days ago, and her outcall qv was reasonable so I opted for that. We texted back and forth, and she said she'd be good to go after a shower. Fifteen minutes later, responds she's ready. I asked if she could send a current selfie / picture. She sends me one with a shirt, and moments later, that last pic on the ad. Red Flag #1, two different pics, most likely two different times. But I let it pass. Called her an uber to come to me, and halfway through the ride, she texts back saying her leg's kindof messed up so its hard for her to walk. Red flag #2. But I figured it's probably a minor thing, okay. I come outside, turns out she downplayed the entire thing because she could hardly walk. She gets out of the car, with sweatpants (not the hot kind), a messy shirt (again not the hot kind), and a cane. She's having a hard time walking. Red Flag #3, everytime she opens her mouth, incoherent shit comes out. She can't even talk right But I still allow it, cause we've come this far right? How bad can it get. She comes inside and tells me she feels dirty and would like a shower and "will only take a few minutes. " At this point, I'm kinda tired of this, so I say okay. Turns out she's had major surgery and well that explains her legs. I couldn't understand 99% of what she was saying, so I kept nodding my head. Afterwards, she keeps asking to wear one of my old shirts and pants, as her's are kindof messy. WTF?! I decline, and we proceed to the bedroom. She kept insisting on a BBBJ and missionary, but I declined. She started with a CBJ after some relentless talk, unsure what she was saying, and I called a lyft immediately. After telling her the ride was on the way, she starts complaining about her dirty clothes and starts asking for my clothes, again I decline. While walking her out, she starts talking about how it was her first time on the site, and would appreciate a good positive review. Red Flag #4, I had the most confused face. Her explanation? She didn't want people to know how bad her legs were and her incoherent speech patterns were. - I would've just left an avoid review, but didn't want anyone else to suffer through all this BS. P.S. All those pics on her page has to be atleast several months old (legs don't look like that anymore).[/QUOTE]Unfortunate situation you were in my man. Is there a link or a name so that I can know who I'm avoiding on this one? I know I won't remember that picture LOL.

[QUOTE=Chopinsky;3546004]Unfortunate situation you were in my man. Is there a link or a name so that I can know who I'm avoiding on this one? I know I won't remember that picture LOL.[/QUOTE]I haven't been able to find a name, nor could I understand what her name was when she tried telling me. As for the link: [URL]https://alligator.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/23674044/[/URL]#.

A visit to Kylie today not much to report. Easy to set up via text. Took me on short notice. $60 for a QV.

Crappy hotel off Chamblee Tucker. She and her Handler looked to have set up shop there for a while. He was in the area but out of site. Pleasant enough girl but was business like. Pics are accurate. Fairly nice tits and a so-so body. Moderate smell of smoke in the room but not awful.

Donation provided and she got naked while I took a piss. BBBJ with no enthusiasm. Decent enough work but nothing earth-shattering. She was clean and had no significant pussy odor. Got hard from the BBBJ and finished in the glove from behind.

She didn't say much and didn't invite or seem responsive to small talk. While I won't repeat she was easy to do business with.

Stay Safe!

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Had some text conversation back and forth with "Laura". She assures me she's not bait and switch and on her way to see me. That was 19:30 hrs. So I follow up at 20:30 hrs and she is still "getting ready". Meanwhile I set an appointment with Exotic Asian Atlanta. Mischa. But that is another, much better topic I will have to tee up. Anyway I get back to the homestead at almost 23:00 hours after my bombing run elsewhere, and Laura texts me she is getting ready. I tell her "damn, you must be an absolute knock out to take that long to get ready" - and of course my burden has been deposited by this point. "Oh I'm going to call you. " she says. All of a sudden I am now important. Nice. Well, the wind has left my sails and the led has left my pencil, but fun to watch her play games. "I'm on my way now, but I guess I will have to turn around since I haven't heard from you. " Bwhahhahahahahah. Yeah, like I didn't call you at 19:30 hrs you coke *****.

Hope you like the review Laura. Learn how to manage your business, and you might come out on top as more than a coke *****.

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I should have never messed with Jess a few days ago. Went surfing for scraps on backpage during the Hurricane layoff and stumbled upon this chic's ad. Boy, the pickings are very slim nowadays. I remembered someone mentioned this chic about a month ago as he was quoted a ridiculous rate of $120 for 30 minutes by this chic. Pffft. Ok. I text her on this day just to find out if she was still taxing during the bad weather. I shot her a text for her rates and to my surprise she shot me back a text with the same ridiculous rate of $120 for 30 minutes. LOL.

Child please, keep dreaming. You won't get that from this sucka. She also text me back asking me how much I got (the pressure is finally getting to her, LOL) and told me that she could do $60 for 15 minutes. I really didn't want to give this chic anymore than 50 bucks cause I know that's all she's really worth. Well, I just played along and told her that I was coming and she forwarded me the address to a semi-shabby extended stay on Memorial Drive. Then she text me for my eta and a few more times letting me know that she has to pay for her room by 11:00 am.

I should have used her vulnerableness to bargain with her but decided I didn't want the hassle. Headed to her motel and made it there by 10:30 am and text her to let her know that I arrived. She text me right back and told me to give her 10 minutes because she has someone else in the room. Really? I text her back telling her that the person in her room can give her the money for her room and she doesn't need my funds anymore. I turned my car back on and headed to the gas station up the street to pump gas and head back to the crib. Stupid gas stations were closed so I had to drive around a bit to find one that was open.

When I finally found one, I got a call from her some 10 minutes later telling me to come back as she really didn't have anyone in the room, she was just trying to take a shower. Right. This chic sounded very young and hoodish over the phone too. Hmm. She didn't sound like she had much sense at all. Anyways, 5 minutes later I drove back to the motel and called her and she wanted me to pull around back as she watched me while I parked. Hmm. She opened the door and waved at me while I was downstairs and I just walked up to her room. As I got closer to her door, it was opened by a tall brown-skinned chic standing halfway behind it.

I walked on into a semi-clean and smoke-free room and said my greetings. First thing I said to myself was, Damn this chic is tall. She was kind of towering over me at 5'11 and damn near 6 feet. The fuck!! I didn't expect her to be so tall and I even told her so. Damn!! This chic can't be any older than 21-22. She's got a really young looking face. We chit chatted for no more than 20 seconds before she said, "You ready"? Oh boy, the 2 words every guy likes to hear.

I could already tell that this was going to be one of those forgettable sessions. I thought about just giving her a 10 and splitting but her body did look nice as she was standing before me in the buff. Shit, she answered the door butt-naked. Who's to deny a butt-naked chic? This chic is 5'11 and about 150-155 lbs. I handed her the bread, anyways, which was 60 bucks for 15 minutes and she put it away on the desk somewhere. She then asked me for the condom (yes, she asked me to bring one before I came) and told me to get comfortable.

I gave her the rubber and got comfortable all by myself with no help from her at all. This chic's got a nice athletic body. Her breastess'es are C cups with mild hang time on them. I'd label the girls as "average". Her stomach is flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it is an athletic ass. It was smooth and clean and looked nice but a bit unshapely at some parts. Needs a little bit more definition to it. Her body as a whole looked good though.

After we were both in the buff, I handed her the rubber and she handed it back to me to put on all by myself with no help from her at all. Ok. I sat at the edge of the bed and placed the rubber on my limp dong as she walked across the room and bent over searching for something in a bag, while exposing everything to me. Nice view!! She came back over to me empty handed and told me to lay all the way back on the bed. I hate when they do that. You already know they do that so that you can't fondle them or take control.

She then got down on her knees at the edge of the bed and started the sucky. The sucky was ehh. I didn't feel any suction really but she was going all-neck on me. She necked me off for no more than a minute before looking up at me and asking me if I was ready. Really? Only after 1 minute. Oh boy, I already know where this is going. I told her I needed a little more and she went back to bobbing for apples again. She came back up for air after a swift minute and asked if I was ready again.

No lady, just keep sucking until I tell ya. This chic won't make it. She went back down once more, but this time she had her right hand grasping the base of my cock. I asked her if she could please remove her right hand off the base of my shaft and that she did while I fondled her tits. 2 minutes into the sucking, she got up and said, "That's it, I don't like sucking dick". Really? Ridiculous. How the hell is a guy supposed to get hard then.

I was only at half-mast at the time but just rolled with it. She then asked me which position and I choose doggie as usual. She wanted me to get up all the way on the bed with her but I told her to get to the edge. She did just that as I tried to enter her with a half-mast johnson. Oh boy. That shit was working. Although her ass and snatch looked very clean back there how vagina was smelling mildly rank. Why? I thought you just came out of the shower, lady. Hmm.

I kept trying to get in there for a good 2 minutes but my feeble attempts were futile. She looked back and told me to get all the way up on the bed with her as she maneuvered herself towards the middle of the bed. I followed her up there and tried to get in there again but no go. I started rubbing her ass to get something going as she was moaning and groaning the whole time. Cut it out. She even told me to spit on it as I spat on my covered johnson, but that did absolutely nothing for me. 4 minutes of me trying to force a rapidly decreasing wood inside of her, I felt a sudden rush coming from out of nowhere. Bullshit!

I blew a weak ass nut in the cover and still kept trying to force it in there but I already knew it was a wrap. Great! Penile dysfunction strikes again. I pulled out a few seconds later and told her I blew my load. She looked back and got off the bed and asked if I bussed already. She seemed to be surprised. Shit, I'm surprised too. Not!! She told me to dispose of the rubber in the trash can as she had nothing to clean up with.

No lube, no rubbers, no cleaning supplies. Typical broke ass hustler. I started gathering my rags together and she kept repeatedly asking me if I was going to come back and see her again. I told her sure. Not!! She said she was going to be on the east side until the end of the week depending on how business is on the east side. Child, it doesn't matter which side of town your on. If your service ain't saying shit, you won't make any money on any side of town. When will they learn?

I got my clothes on, she opened the door for me in the door and I was gone never to return again. Nice body but she needs to wash way better than that. I don't know what kind of shower she's taken but it sure ain't the right kind. She's just another one of these young naive girls trying to hustle some fast bread. She's worth no more than a $50 qv if you ask me but if you factor in her skill level and hygiene, she's a $35 qv chic at best. Err. I'll give her a "7" in looks and a "3" in service. Hasta Lavista.

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Seen this little chocolate spinner one night. I was drinking and needed something to poke on. I forgot to review her. Basic 2 call system, and agrees to 5 qv. She in a OK safe location on Tara on southside. Pictures or real and she is actually a pretty midget with a fat round ass. 4'11 90 lbs b cups, naturally curly hair and a pretty face.

Room was very neat and clean. Bathroom was by door so she was alone and it was on. Greeted with hug and crotch squeeze LEO check. She didn't have much on other than some little booty shorts and a small top. Once donation was laid down we got nude. Her little body is a1, no signs of childbirth. I got aroused just looking at her, maybe it was the liquor.

So she drops to her knees and starts giving a CBJ, I never even realized she put it on it was so wet and sloppy. Can't go deep or anything but likes to work the head and lick up ans down the shaft. So whiles she's sucking I ask her what's off limits. She stops and says* "nothing". Now that's magic to my ears. She even said she tried anal. She's into DATY for you freaky fellas. So back to sucking she goes.

This chic really wasn't going to stop sucking. I had to stop her and say I'm ready. She was tight, hot, and wet. I think sucking turns her on. * Started in mish and she gets soaking wet within 5 minutes. Lots of moaning, rubbing, and pulling me closer. The liquor was working against me and I couldn't cum for shit so I tell her ride it.

This little midget got on top and rode the shit out of me in a few different ways for about 5 minutes and finally I feel it coming then she took a breather. Oh great now we got to start over again. So I tell her doggy and gets started again. To be so small she took the d and gave lots of throwback. Another 10 goes by and I finished in doggy. I had already been there over 20 minutes and not one time did she mention time and look at her phone. This one really really like to fck, got into the session more than me. She made sure I was good until the end. So long you little hoars.

And for you guys that like to text asking questions about what's allowed in the session you kinda waste your time. These chics are all liars. I hit her from 2 different numbers. The things I said that goes were denied via text. Some things are not meant to be said over the phone.

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Saw this one today. Legit provider with good attitude.

Pics are hers, 3-5 years older probably before baby.

Looks - 6/10 (above average).

Attitude - 8/10 (friendly).

Performance - 8/10 (submissive and pleaser).

Not bad overall. I may meet her again in case she ever comes back. QV is 80, all covered and no kissing.

Anyone try this one out. I am very interested but those rates are crazy.

Can't find any info anywhere on her.

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She looks real good with that baby bump. I wonder which one of why'all its for. LOL.

[QUOTE=Novalimber2;3542275]Damn Skip, that is a "Find" so as long as they are legit. Don't think I have ever come across their posts before. But I would love to give that tandem a try![/QUOTE]Anyone have any luck? I reached out last week and got a response but then silence.

[QUOTE=Camhh;3548182]Anyone try this one out. I am very interested but those rates are crazy.

Can't find any info anywhere on her.

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[QUOTE=DRickGiver5;3540255]How did you not know this before even going?[/QUOTE]I wouldn't even have to go. Have seen these exact pics in Los Angeles, Dallas and NYC. Unless this girl truly gets around, without switching up her pics AT ALL (and is flaky as all get out. Tried in 2 cities) she is using fake pics.

This is a provider that I don't recommend. She was easy to set up an appointment with, but the hotel room looked like complete disaster. As she pulled her thongs down, she got bumps all on her booty. Just gross. Then the pussy was very hairy too. My penis couldn't get hard so I left. I would stay far away from this druggie. The pictures aren't accurate.

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I almost took the chance to visit this one, but her attitude changed that. We had spent some time texting, she seemed very cool. She then told me her donations. I just wasn't very sure about spending 100 for a quick visit on a provider I've never seen before. She then got mad, started sending bad texts, calling me all types of words, using a lot of Ebonics, showing a ratchet side. I wouldn't recommend women like this at all. If she's this rude on the phone, it's probably worse in person.

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This freak only had a few answers to my questions a few days ago. I saw this freak a year ago back in June in a townhouse on the west side. Meant to get back up with her last year, but she changes her number so damn frequently, I just gave up on her. Fast forward to a month and a half ago when I saw her presence resurface again but this time on the south side. Err. I text her for her rates and location and her rates and location were just too ridiculous for me to take her seriously. She was now working out of a shit motel on the south side and wanted $20 more than the last time.

Not going to happen. I dismissed her ass until a month and half later and mistakenly saw another chic who I thought was her instead. Arrghh. That other chic was terrible. Finally got over to visit this chic one morning as she text me some better rates but same crummy location. She text me a few times asking if I was still coming and I finally made it there 30 minutes later than expected. I text her that I arrived and she text me her room number right away. No waiting around and all communications were done via text.

No police questions asked either. The sign of the times. I got out of my car and went to change my shirt with one that I had in my trunk and looked back to see the same fucking tranny from the last time steering me down as I changed shirt. Get your punk ass back in your room you gay mutha sucka. The fucka was undressing me with his eyes. After faggy Bruce stopped eye balling me and took his ass down the hallway, I walked up the stairwell and up to her room. I knocked on her door and it was opened a few 2nd later by a girl I kind of recognized from the last time.

I walked on in to a kind of cluttered neat and clean smoke-free room and said my greetings. She did the same as well while closing the door behind me. I could tell that she didn't remember me from the last time and I didn't say anything to reminder her of me either. She seemed to have picked up alot of rash / bumps on her face too. I guess its that season. She was wearing a stretch spandex full body suit or something that hid her figure. She did look like she lost about 5 pounds or so from the last time.

We conversed for a bit as this chic seemed pretty serious and kinda unfriendly. She did smile some but it seemed more like a plastic smile than anything. The first time I saw her in her townhome, she was all bubbly, talkative and goofy, but this time she seemed more tense. I guess that's what working in a crummy motel will do to you. Iyayi. After a few minutes of dry convo, she started stripping and I just handed her the money. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She took the money, looked it over, then placed it in a drawer full of magnum condoms. Eeekk!! I guess she figures to be putting in a whole lot of work.

She then walked over to her phone in the middle of the room and started dialing or texting or something. I started to ask her if she was setting a timer on me but I didn't want to disturb the already somewhat tense environment. I just started stripping all by myself with no help from her at all. Via text, she told me that she was 5'7 150 lbs which was correct on the height part, but her weight seemed to be toward the lower 140' ish. Her body seemed more slimed down and town too. Her breastess'es were B cups and were mildy droppy. I'd still label the girls as "average".

Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an athletic ass. It had some good meat on it and was definitely sticking out there and shapely. It looked more tighter than the last time. I wonder if she's been hitting the weights. Not!! After we were both in the buff, she sat next to at the edge of the bed with a mangnum garbage bag condom in hand. I quickly brandished my thin one instead and she immediately put her back into the drawer. That's always nice to see.

All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. Oh boy. I told her not to open the door and she went over to the door and peeped out the peep hole. I asked her who it was and she said that she didn't know but stayed looking through the peep hole for a good minute. After she moved away from the peep hole, I walked over to it myself and looked out and saw no one. Ok. She then sat back down next to me and proceeded to open the wrapper and place the condom on my limp dong. I asked a few times if she would start it without and she said, "No". Oh boy.

I told her to just smell it first, as it smells like chicken, but she just hesitantly went down and started bobbing for apples. That a girl. She started with the BB sucky as I felt the warmth from her mouth but it was nothing more than a constant up and down motion. No sloppy top as her ad indicates and no ball play or chest rubbing either. She bare sucked me off for a good 2 minutes, then stopped and tried to put on the cover. I quickly told her that I needed a little more as I was only 3/4 ths swole at the time. She went back down to bobbing for apples again and came back up another 2 minutes later. Oh boy.

I was good and swole so I just let her placed the cover on with her hand on my immense boner. I told her that I wanted doggie and she bent that nice clean ass over the bed for me in doggie and awaited my arrival. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip, but she was naturally lubricated. I didn't feel much of any friction either. Eekk. I stroked her out in doggie as her ass was a bit too low to the bed (cheater), but she was moaning and giving me some throw back. That a girl.

I pounded her out in doggie for a good 3 minutes before I felt the pressure rising to the head of my cock. I blew a medium load in the cover and kept pounding some 2 minutes more until I was totally drained. I slapped her on her ass cheeks and told her that I was done with her and she just got off the bed and got me some wipes. That was pretty nice of her. I wrapped the cover in the wipes and told her I would just take it with me to remove evidence and she kind of looked at me with a weird distrusting look or something. I just threw it into the empty trash can instead.

I started gathering my rags together and made some small talk telling her that the motel has a lot of foot traffic. Her response, "And". LOL. Damn. Chic seemed to have inherited a bit of an attitude or something. The first time I saw her in her townhouse she was all bubbly and friendly. This time she seemed a bit stand offish and rude. Oh well. I guess that's life. I got my clothes back on and headed for the door as she stayed in the nude and opened the door for me.

She smiled and told me to have a good day and I did the same. Ehh, I don't know. She and the session seemed a bit dry. She did her work but I wouldn't repeat at the shabby motel. Maybe the shabby motel and life is taking a toll on her. Who knows. She was smelling fresh and clean the whole time though and that's always a plus.

Not a plus enough for me to repeat with her though. I'll give her a "7" in looks and a "6" in service, just like the last time. So long dick heads!!