Where to start here, she is goofy
[QUOTE=LucBelaire;2403758]Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out. No sounds, no moans, no talking unless you talk to her. She is very down to business, and is a definite clock watcher. The last time I saw her, she told me "you have a minute left". I've never been told that before, or at least I've heard the "are you almost finished?" line that we all hate. To be honest, I really don't recommend anyone to go see her, and I'm wondering if I should have posted this in the Negative reviews or Ripoff reports, because you probably won't get much of anything you're expecting.
You're probably asking yourself, "So why did you go see her, multiple times at that? Seems like a waste to me". Why did I see her? Simply put, she has a lot of ass LOL. That, and the fact that it was so bad the first time, that I figured she couldn't actually be that horrendous all the time, maybe it was an off day or something. So, to test that hypothesis, I had to check and check again. And you know what. I proved myself wrong LOL. She really is bad. Don't expect her to be all done up when you open the door either, she was in some fairly ho-hum clothing, nothing to turn anyone on. This is what happens: You walk in, awkward greeting, asks for donation, she drops her pants and gets into K9 position on the mattress on the floor, you get your soldier to salute manually, you may get lucky enough to get a very slow CBJ to help you put the hat on, you pound at her as she sits there quiet as a mouse or checks her phone as you pummel away, she may do mish, you might get lucky if she gets on top, hopefully you release, awkward farewell, and you drive home wondering WTF just happened. However, with that said, the more I saw her, she did get a tad bit more talkative, and just a smidgeon more personable. But I think I figured out why she acts the way she does.
Apparently, she has a fianc. I'm assuming he's in jail or something. What it is, is that she only gives "the best" to her fianc. She said she doesn't do BJ, but she has given me some oral advice, at least just enough to get my soldier to salute. And that was covered. She even stated once "I only do that for my man" ("I'm your man for the next 15 minutes!" is what I should've said to that LOL). I asked her for reverse cowgirl, she said "I can't do that, I'm not a gymnast", but then said "I could probably do it with my fianc, but not right now". She was in CG at the time, which I might add, was another thing I had not experienced any time prior, and she was bouncing that ass, so I already know she could do it. She wouldn't let me touch / suck on her girls either, kept her shirt on the whole time. It didn't really bother me but just throwing that out there too.
The damage was 60 for QV. I asked her if she offered anything else the longer the session, and she said no. Go figure. If you're an optimist, the most positive things about her are: 1. The booty. 2. She is a down to business type, no games, no bs, you just put in work and get what you came for, well. If you came for just K9/ mish, and 3. The booty. But hey, maybe she just doesn't like me! Maybe she thinks I'm ugly or scum of the earth or something! So as always, YMMV. But, I doubt it.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-snowbunnii/10938162[/URL][/QUOTE]Everything you said was right, I said after 2 times, this goofy behavior is not a fluke here. Yeah she ain't a gymnast but a damn gymnast for the dope boy that gives her the street medicine though. Yeah she turns into Mary Lou Retton. Anyway, not to totally knock her. She got a nice ass, that is what got me interested in her. Oh yeah and the goofy glasses she got on. I put my hand on the bible. I have never seen a white girl with goofy glasses and a big ass. I had to see this in person man. Anyway, I am out.
Its nice to know someone understands.
