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[QUOTE=MrCupidStunts;3543685]404-XXX-1788.

Came across this girl a few days ago, and her outcall qv was reasonable so I opted for that. We texted back and forth, and she said she'd be good to go after a shower. Fifteen minutes later, responds she's ready. I asked if she could send a current selfie / picture. She sends me one with a shirt, and moments later, that last pic on the ad. Red Flag #1, two different pics, most likely two different times. But I let it pass. Called her an uber to come to me, and halfway through the ride, she texts back saying her leg's kindof messed up so its hard for her to walk. Red flag #2. But I figured it's probably a minor thing, okay. I come outside, turns out she downplayed the entire thing because she could hardly walk. She gets out of the car, with sweatpants (not the hot kind), a messy shirt (again not the hot kind), and a cane. She's having a hard time walking. Red Flag #3, everytime she opens her mouth, incoherent shit comes out. She can't even talk right But I still allow it, cause we've come this far right? How bad can it get. She comes inside and tells me she feels dirty and would like a shower and "will only take a few minutes. " At this point, I'm kinda tired of this, so I say okay. Turns out she's had major surgery and well that explains her legs. I couldn't understand 99% of what she was saying, so I kept nodding my head. Afterwards, she keeps asking to wear one of my old shirts and pants, as her's are kindof messy. WTF?! I decline, and we proceed to the bedroom. She kept insisting on a BBBJ and missionary, but I declined. She started with a CBJ after some relentless talk, unsure what she was saying, and I called a lyft immediately. After telling her the ride was on the way, she starts complaining about her dirty clothes and starts asking for my clothes, again I decline. While walking her out, she starts talking about how it was her first time on the site, and would appreciate a good positive review. Red Flag #4, I had the most confused face. Her explanation? She didn't want people to know how bad her legs were and her incoherent speech patterns were. - I would've just left an avoid review, but didn't want anyone else to suffer through all this BS. P.S. All those pics on her page has to be atleast several months old (legs don't look like that anymore).[/QUOTE]That's pretty sad for her.

Am I the only one that expected for it to be flooded with tons of Latinas and spinners with huge tits and asses from all the people coming from Florida? I only saw about 2-3 and it seems they only stayed for a day and went somewhere else:

[QUOTE=RondaColdSon;3544137]Am I the only one that expected for it to be flooded with tons of Latinas and spinners with huge tits and asses from all the people coming from Florida? I only saw about 2-3 and it seems they only stayed for a day and went somewhere else:[/QUOTE]I thought so, too. I think Atlanta's branded as a no money, no go zone. Too much local competition. With BP CL, eros, city vibe, UTR's, etc. , what, a few hundred working girls here all the time?

[QUOTE=LetsTalkNow;3542429]When I inquired qv was for 125 and hhr for 200. Did you pay more and then nothing was off the table? What's covered in the admission fee?[/QUOTE]Who else seen her? So she is legit? Almost seems too good to be true.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/gorgeous-mixed-goodess/78214483[/URL]

I fell hard for Ms. Retard a few days ago. I visited this chic by mistake as I mistoken her for a chic I saw about a year and a half ago, Nevaeh. I saw Nevaeh's ad posted a month and a half ago in the men for women section of backpage. Why? She was now down in the Jonesboro area and in a shady motel at that. Eeek. When I first saw her, she was in a nice townhouse on the west side. I'm thinking, she probably fell down on her luck now and who am I to patronize her when she's hit rock bottom. LOL.

I text her back then and to my surprise she wanted $80 for a qv. Really? In a shit motel in Jonesboro. Maybe she isn't down on her luck afterall and is looking for some gullible suckas to take for a ride. Well, she ain't taking this sucka for a ride. She did text me back a few times after that initial text asking me if I was still coming to see her, but I just lied to her and told her that I couldn't sneek out the house with my room mate there. LOL. Last time I paid $60 qv in a nice townhome. No way I'm paying $80 in a shit motel. Pass.

Fast forward to this past weekend, I went surfing on backpage again and noticed her ad was now deleted. LOL. Probably couldn't find enough suckas to fall for it. I then went surfing in the women for men section and noticed an ad that was very similar to her old ads. That ad had a different phone number and pics, but same location and ad structure. I figured this was her again trying to re-invent herself with a new identity. LOL. I text her to find out her rates and she hit me back again with that $80 qv nonsense. I still see that she hasn't learned her lesson.

I never responded back to her after that ridiculous rate, but she did text and call me about 2-3 times asking if I was still coming. I never responded until after work, 3 hours later, telling her that her rates were a bit too rich for me blood. She then responded back the very next minute with $60 for 15 minutes. LOL. Now your making some sense, lady. I told her that I would be there about 45 minutes and she text me the address to a shit motel in Jonesboro. Oh boy. If I hadn't seen this chic before, I would have never gone to that shit motel for any of these backpage skanks, regardless of the price.

Anyways, got to her shit motel some 45 minutes and took a quick drive around. Saw a definite working girl waving at me from the 2nd floor, saw 2 dudes on the steps calling down to my car trying to sell me some greens, saw a tranny stearing back at me as she walked by my car, etc. Typical activity in a shit motel. I even had a dude in a black car that kept following close behind me as I went around the whole building. Hmm. I called to let this broad know that I arrive and to also tell her about the shady ass motel that she's in.

She told me that its more quiet than usual (right) and also gave me her room number. She also asked me if I had protection. Really? I told her "yes" about 6 times as she kept repeatedly asking me that shit. This chic is still ditzy as shit just like the last time. Some things never change. I walked up to her room, pass a pimp and a tranny, then knocked on her door. The door was opened a few seconds later by someone I didn't recognize from the last time. WTF!!

I walked on in and said my greetings, anyways. This girl actually looked better than the girl I saw the last time. She was dressed in a black t-shirt and white tight pants. Looked like she had a nice ass pushed out there. We gots' ta' talking for a minute and I noticed another chic was standing halfway out of the bathroom with her back turned to me. I asked about the other chic and she said that chic was her "sister". I'm thinking that's the chic I saw before, but I couldn't see her face at all so I wasn't too sure.

While we talked, she pulled out a box of wet wipes out of a drawer and I'm thinking BB sucky here, since her "sister" gave me that the last time. She asked for the donation and I started pulling it out while saying, "60". She said, "no $80". Oh boy. I quickly told her that I would go back to my car and get the other $20, but in reality once I left, I was coming back. She opened the door for me and told me to just call her when I come back. Right.

I walked my happy ass back to my car and cleaned it out a bit before starting head back on the highway. 3 minutes into the brief detailing, I got a call from this chic asking me where I was. I explained to her that I didn't have an additional $20 and that I would come back another time, but she said to just come back with the $60. LOL. Ok. I decided to go on back as she looked willing and able to work. She wasn't walking with a cane and both of her legs seemed to work so I went on back. I knocked on the door again and the same girl let me in.

We conversed for a minute once again before she asked for the donation and I gave it to her in hand. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She then took the money, went over to her phone in the middle of the double beds and started dialing some numbers or something on her phone. I was looking intently to see what or who she was dialing as I began to think either police or pimp. I observed for a while as she put the phone back down on a desk then walked all the way to the far end of the room to tuck the money away in a bookbag that was placed on a rack way up by the ceiling. Hmm.

It took her a good 3 minutes to do this as she was also putting some other things away in her bag. After that she came back over to me and told me to get comfortable. She got comfortable herself down to a sexy black pra and boy short set. This chic's got a nice body, but she's full of ink though. Her chest is covered in tattoos. I also had to ask her if she would get completely naked after she tried to start the service with her bra and panty still on. Why.

She slowly took her clothes off too and even stopped for 30 seconds to tie her hair back with a rubber band. She's a good 5'8 134-138 lbs athletic body. Her breastess'es are C cups and looked pretty good and stood up on their own for the most part. Nice suckable eraser nipples. I'd label the girls as "youthful". Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an athletic ass. It had some nice meat on it and was shapely and definitely sticking out there.

She's got a nice track runners body. Nice ass too!! When we were both finally in the buff, she asked me for the condom right away. Oh boy. I handed it to her and sat at the edge of the bed as instructed. She then placed the thin condom on the bed, then spat into her hand and started giving me a bare hand job. Ok. She bare hand jobbed me off for a good 2 minutes before I asked her if that was all that she was trying to do.

She replied, "I don't do blow jobs". What? Mutha fucka!! Not this bullshit again. This is starting to become a terrible epidemic now. I was kind of pissed but let her continue to give me an ok hand job with her spitting in her hands and hand jobbing me while I massaged her nipples. She did this for a good 3 minutes until I told her that I was ready. I was only a little bit above half-mast, but I felt like I was about to lose wood so I stopped her immediately. I placed the condom on my half-mast johnson and told her that I wanted doggie.

She then got up on the chair right next to us and bent over the chair in doggie. WTF!! I asked her if she can get on the bed but she said that's where she sleeps. Hmm. I entered her or at least tried to enter her in doggie but that was a no go. I just started losing wood and interest very fast. I was trying to get in there, but she had her hand around my cock telling me that she's trying to help me get it in. Move your freaking hand lady so I can get in there. This chic was pissing me off and I knew this session was already a wash.

I just couldn't get in there due to my softness and her shenanigans. 5 minutes of me trying to get in there, some noise or something went off on her phone. She quickly got up off the chair and said that was her timer and the session was over. WTF!! That's what this broad was doing on her phone after I gave her the money, she was setting a timer. B!tch! I was totally pissed off. I didn't even bust a nut and didn't even get fully erect at no time at all. I asked her if she could just finish me off with her hand and she asked me if I had anymore money on me. Really No b!tch, you gets nothing!!

I told her I didn't have anymore money left and she said, "well, that's it". Garbage!! Terrible waste of 60 bones. I had to bring the protection, she tried to upsell me and she was smelling a little funky back there too. Fucking retard!! I now see why she calls herself, Ms. Retard. She's retarded for real. Err. I got dressed and took the condom in a wet wipes with me. She claimed to not have a trash can in her room and her sister was using the bathroom. Ok. I left pissed, frustrated, never to return again.

After I left, I went into my car and started surfing backpage again. I found her "sisters" ad now and text her for her rates. Her "sister" gave me some better rates this time and told me that she didn't have a "sister". Hmm. Told me that I should have came to see her instead. I don't know maybe I did get her mixed up with another chic. Their ads are so damn similar its easy to mistake one for the other. Anyways, I'll give this retard an "8" in looks and a "2" in performance. She's got an 80-100 qv body but a $40 qv bird brain. Thanks for everything Ms. Retard.

[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;3544150]I thought so, too. I think Atlanta's branded as a no money, no go zone. Too much local competition. With BP CL, eros, city vibe, UTR's, etc. , what, a few hundred working girls here all the time?[/QUOTE]Without any new good options I ended up just going to see Mia downtown for a QV. I stayed a little long because we started talking about her bad reviews. Not really sure why people on here haven't had a good time with her recently. Every since I started seeing her again after someone brought her up, the service is actually better than before I stopped seeing her. Nice body and if you're ready to cum she's good for a quick pump. Glad she isn't in a shitty notel anymore.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=291511[/URL]

Dialed up Anna after having struck out with some backpage fakes that (thanks to all you guys) I told to beat sand.

Anna and I texted earlier and I told her what I wanted but we couldn't come to terms at 1st. (Texting can suck). After a while though I git back to her, admitted I had struck out with what I wanted and asked if she was still up to meeting. Ummmmmm. She was or there would be no review here.

We agree on a time and she's right on time to my domicile. As reported, she's no Pamela Anderson, but she is hot. Her body and her personality are a turn on- it's a package deal that will turn you on. So we talk some and she tells me she's got the experience I want, but she didn't want to text it since it was our 1st time and all. SHe's up for DATY, DFK, but nothing uncovered if I can move it from $$ to $$ I'm exceptionally horny and decide to go for it.

The next hour was a work out of rhythms starting with LFK, then DFK with my tongue down to her wet squeeze box. While she bucked and oozed orgasmic outbursts, my cock got harder then a howitzer in a hellstorm. Up to her pussy where she started grinding on my cock. But she is disciplined and no BB was allowed. So be it, smart lady. Cover goes on and we drilled at it, duration unknown, just that it was a few minutes less than an hour. The medicine I'm on for ADD makes me extremely horny, and also makes me extremely long lasting. Watching her enjoy me like a sexual jungle gym for a full hour, Mish, CG, RWG, Doggie, Over your head doggie, Spooning, and whoops, the condom came off on position change, but then right back on. It wasn't long after that, there was so much pre-cum in the bag and so many juices in her squeeze box, we mutually climaxed, came, and cum with a resounding "uhhhhh" to which we both collapsed.

She's got a 18 year olds ass, a tat right above the tight and some solid B tits.

Looks 6.

Performance 10.

Service 10.

Highly recommend. But YMMV especially if you're not physically pleasing and host at a shit place. Lastly, for $300 covered, I can say I haven't been that worn out / relaxed in a long time. Will repeat. Again and again.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;3543847]Wow, CupidStunts we've ALL had our share of nasty experiences but yours takes the cake. Are you sure this lady did not have her "accident" just prior to meeting you and decided to schedule one more appointment before heading to the hospital emergency room? It sure sounds like it.[/QUOTE]Ironically, I thought the same. I asked her the same thing, and after a few times of her repeating her incoherence self, she said it happened a while back. How she's lasted this long, is beyond me.

[QUOTE=MarshalRick;3539751]For all you Iris fans, she is back! She decided not to stay in Florida, so if interested, give her a call (same number).[/QUOTE]Great news Rick. Please pm me with what part of town she is in now so I can hit her up when I'm in the area. Thanks!

[QUOTE=ReaperGuy;3540975]She appears to be trying to re-brand herself with this new name, every review I've seen since the rename she's been sober. Might have finally gotten cleaned up and trying to not be a complete waste of a human being finally. She's got a nice body, just needs to take better care of it and she's a winner.[/QUOTE]I saw her less than a week ago, and got the off day version that in plain sight hit the pipe before the session started. That ass is amazing and she does put in the effort when catch her on the right day.

I don't get to play as much anymore so really need to make sure they are great times. Haven't gotten a good one in a while, any reccomendations?

[QUOTE=AJCamacho;3544637]Great news Rick. Please pm me with what part of town she is in now so I can hit her up when I'm in the area. Thanks![/QUOTE]She is in Snellville. Let me know when you are in the area.

[QUOTE=MarshalRick;3539751]For all you Iris fans, she is back! She decided not to stay in Florida, so if interested, give her a call (same number).[/QUOTE]Hey, do you have a link or any pics for Iris? Not familiar with this one. You can PM me if you like.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=StrockInBizkit;3544899]Hey, do you have a link or any pics for Iris? Not familiar with this one. You can PM me if you like.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She has not run a BP ad in quite a while. I will be happy to give you her number via PM if you want it. I have photos I have taken of her, but not to post.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3544234][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/gorgeous-mixed-goodess/78214483[/URL]

I fell hard for Ms. Retard a few days ago. I visited this chic by mistake as I mistoken her for a chic I saw about a year and a half ago, Nevaeh. I saw Nevaeh's ad posted a month and a half ago in the men for women section of backpage. Why? She was now down in the Jonesboro area and in a shady motel at that. Eeek. When I first saw her, she was in a nice townhouse on the west side. I'm thinking, she probably fell down on her luck now and who am I to patronize her when she's hit rock bottom. LOL.

I text her back then and to my surprise she wanted $80 for a qv. Really? In a shit motel in Jonesboro. Maybe she isn't down on her luck afterall and is looking for some gullible suckas to take for a ride. Well, she ain't taking this sucka for a ride. She did text me back a few times after that initial text asking me if I was still coming to see her, but I just lied to her and told her that I couldn't sneek out the house with my room mate there. LOL. Last time I paid $60 qv in a nice townhome. No way I'm paying $80 in a shit motel. Pass.

Fast forward to this past weekend, I went surfing on backpage again and noticed her ad was now deleted. LOL. Probably couldn't find enough suckas to fall for it. I then went surfing in the women for men section and noticed an ad that was very similar to her old ads. That ad had a different phone number and pics, but same location and ad structure. I figured this was her again trying to re-invent herself with a new identity. LOL. I text her to find out her rates and she hit me back again with that $80 qv nonsense. I still see that she hasn't learned her lesson.

I never responded back to her after that ridiculous rate, but she did text and call me about 2-3 times asking if I was still coming. I never responded until after work, 3 hours later, telling her that her rates were a bit too rich for me blood. She then responded back the very next minute with $60 for 15 minutes. LOL. Now your making some sense, lady. I told her that I would be there about 45 minutes and she text me the address to a shit motel in Jonesboro. Oh boy. If I hadn't seen this chic before, I would have never gone to that shit motel for any of these backpage skanks, regardless of the price...[/QUOTE]I would've been leaving with my $ fck that.

[QUOTE=StrockInBizkit;3544899]Hey, do you have a link or any pics for Iris? Not familiar with this one. You can PM me if you like.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Search for "Iris Atlanta escort review". Her's is the first link that shows up.