Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=EatonBeaver;6023856]Who do you think they are going to approach first? The guy dressed business casual or that slob in sweatpants?

Another pro tip: If you're going to go the sweatpants route, might as well go commando too. It's all about ease of access (I've never run into a stripper that had any trouble with a belt, button, and zipper though).[/QUOTE]I told my GF (former West Michigan stripper) that if I ever won the lottery, I would wear nothing but a bathrobe, and would never shave or get a haircut again, and then let them valet park my Ferrari. She laughed, but I wasn't joking.

Obviously skip leg day plus with the thinner material it's easier to tell if dancer is pickpocketing you.

[QUOTE=ButtMan777;6024238]Obviously skip leg day plus with the thinner material it's easier to tell if dancer is pickpocketing you.[/QUOTE]This guy gets it. There's a huge difference between fitted, black sweatpants and Scooby Doo pajamas.

Costco sells these pants that look like khakis but they're made out of thin soft stretchy material. Great for traveling too. There's really no reason for an adult to be wearing gym sweat pants out in public. Have some self respect guys. LOL.

[QUOTE=JulesJordan;5984590]At least twelve dancers there with sparse customers. Akita, Alasia, Anna, Bunny, Katie, Sparkle, Summer, Thai, Vegas, and Wavy were some names. Overall, a decent lineup of primarily fit and young talent. Almost an equal split between black and white dancers. I did separate VIP sessions with Akita and Bunny. Neither required a cover for the first half. Both performed well, although Chocolate at H8 North is still my current favorite ebony dancer.

I spent about 340 total today for two beers, VIP fees, and dances. Please don't repost pictures from my reports.[/QUOTE]Summer tricked me on performance then rushed to get out as quick as possible. Didn't figure the worst of her out till later. She stole from me. My fault shoulda keep my wits about. Only second time I was a dumb dumb in these clubs. Usually goes better. I actually like blonde Chloe at bt if she still there. Yes pay up front but a hottie and a sweet heart and works for it.

Do you all prefer OTC with a stripper instead of being in the club dealing with high-priced drinks, valet, and DB managers? I just don't like the clubs anymore and have only been seeing one OTC from time to time. (Spending for the room is the only downside.).

Why don't more strippers work OTC? The ones I've met have almost always been available to meet outside but there have been a few who refuse. There's no tip-out, and shorter hours. Whenever I had a regular OTC they seemed to like not having to hustle at the club. And the money can be excellent with a few regulars and a list of occasional customers. I always thought girls should just use the club as a means to lead to an escort hustle.

[QUOTE=BadKarmaGuy;5933240]Visited Landing String on Friday night. Line up was good.

A pretty girl named "River" approached and agreed to do extras for 2.

Once we went to downstairs her attitude totally changed and gave a lackluster lap dance. I just left in few minutes and my Friday night was totally ruined.

Such a waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]I would have gotten up after a minute and left without paying anything. I don't allow girls to rip me off.

Or did you pay in advance? That would be your mistake.

Or were you concerned that you might not get your car keys back? That's your fault for not parking on the street instead of using valet. Or did you give them your keys even though you parked on the street?

Why not just make it easy and write "chump" on your forehead.

The reason River did that is because you asked for it.

Before I get yelled at for posting on the wrong board yes I know that this is Detroit. If there are any mongers like me who go up north every weekend you ought to try the flint clubs. Teasers has no valet parking, $8 cover, $2.50 beers and plays rock music. Men's Club has similar prices but has big VIP rooms with real doors. The traffic is a little whack with the 69 construction but it makes a nice stopping point for either on the way up or the way down on Sunday. Assuming that you are not leaving the family parked outside in the airstream while you go in and let off a little steam.

I think they think doing otc dates takes it to another level. They're not strippers anymore, but full on escorts.

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;6024997]Do you all prefer OTC with a stripper instead of being in the club dealing with high-priced drinks, valet, and DB managers? I just don't like the clubs anymore and have only been seeing one OTC from time to time. (Spending for the room is the only downside.).

Why don't more strippers work OTC? The ones I've met have almost always been available to meet outside but there have been a few who refuse. There's no tip-out, and shorter hours. Whenever I had a regular OTC they seemed to like not having to hustle at the club. And the money can be excellent with a few regulars and a list of occasional customers. I always thought girls should just use the club as a means to lead to an escort hustle.[/QUOTE]
I have met many OTC over the years and my thoughts are they have to have a high level of "trust" meeting OTC. SOME feel more safe at a club because of the security and also varying others factors as they may feel more like a full bore ***** when they meet outside on "personal time". Keeping it in the club should (not always) keep it strictly on a "business level" in both the strippers and "customers" minds. When you start OTC they can become attached or visa versa and the line between "personal & business" can become quite muddy. Either way its ass for $$$ we pay for pussy one way or another (including married folks) Life is often a varying mix of personal and business with this "business" being more "personal" than most inside or OTC. LOL.

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;6024997]Do you all prefer OTC with a stripper instead of being in the club dealing with high-priced drinks, valet, and DB managers? I just don't like the clubs anymore and have only been seeing one OTC from time to time. (Spending for the room is the only downside.).

Why don't more strippers work OTC? The ones I've met have almost always been available to meet outside but there have been a few who refuse. There's no tip-out, and shorter hours. Whenever I had a regular OTC they seemed to like not having to hustle at the club. And the money can be excellent with a few regulars and a list of occasional customers. I always thought girls should just use the club as a means to lead to an escort hustle.[/QUOTE]Safety reason, people can be weird.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;6024690]Costco sells these pants that look like khakis but they're made out of thin soft stretchy material. Great for traveling too. There's really no reason for an adult to be wearing gym sweat pants out in public. Have some self respect guys. LOL.[/QUOTE]But they go so well with my croc's. Make's me really feel like I'm stylin'.

[QUOTE=Stewy56;6025880]I have met many OTC over the years and my thoughts are they have to have a high level of "trust" meeting OTC. SOME feel more safe at a club because of the security and also varying others factors as they may feel more like a full bore ***** when they meet outside on "personal time". Keeping it in the club should (not always) keep it strictly on a "business level" in both the strippers and "customers" minds. When you start OTC they can become attached or visa versa and the line between "personal & business" can become quite muddy. Either way its ass for $$$ we pay for pussy one way or another (including married folks) Life is often a varying mix of personal and business with this "business" being more "personal" than most inside or OTC. LOL.[/QUOTE]I started seeing a stripper OTC. She fell for me hard, I am not really sure why I am not much of a catch, I have a bigger than average Dick and decent income, but I'm not much to look at. She got pregnant, and wanted out of the biz, so I let her move in with me. I have no illusion that this will be a long term thing, I am 52 and she is 23. She wants to get married, but no way, she even offered to sign a prenup. I will be on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;6026461]I started seeing a stripper OTC. She fell for me hard, I am not really sure why I am not much of a catch, I have a bigger than average Dick and decent income, but I'm not much to look at. She got pregnant, and wanted out of the biz, so I let her move in with me. I have no illusion that this will be a long term thing, I am 52 and she is 23. She wants to get married, but no way, she even offered to sign a prenup. I will be on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.[/QUOTE]Wow. That's one that I never expected to hear. You are being smart with your finances by not getting married. Let the big brain win for a while.

Hopefully she is decent to live with and I hope things work out for you.

As far as Detroit Strip clubs go, the sexual marketplace in Detroit and America in general has significantly declined in the last 10 years. Even hobbyists looking for "paid" fun have discovered this. There are now more and more women with GPS (golden pussy syndrome) who are grossly overweight -- that most men wouldn't pay attention to in other countries, that we are chasing and over-paying for sub-par service. Even worse, men here are becoming more and more conditioned that this is the "norm". Last year, after getting frustrated with this, I traveled to Brazil for the first time ever. I've now been there more than a dozen times -- and it's the most incredible place in the world. You are literally going from the WORST country in the world for sex, to the BEST country in the world for sex. It's night and day. Women treat you like a king, and the prices almost make me feel bad for them. Here, it's hard to find good sex. Over there, it's hard to find bad sex. You can't just go there blindly. You really need to know the correct spots and know what you're doing. I realize that a lot of men are married and can't easily escape, but for those who can, do yourself a favor and try it -- and you will likely never waste your time with American women again. I'm going again this Saturday. If someone wants to join, I'll be happy to be a tour guide. Comparing anything in USA to Brazil is like comparing Inkster or Romulus to Birmingham. It's not even comparable.