Massage Parlor Reports

The older ladies are smart. They've been around and know about the review sires and know the only reason you want there names is to write a review somewhere. They don't want that and some won't do any type of gratifying ending for that reason. They know you plan to write about if you've asked for their name.

[QUOTE=Wielic;7065360]Visited Asian Body Works last week. Walked in and the old one I got last time ushered me into a room. Stripped naked and laid on the table. She came in, covered me with a towel and went to work on a deeper massage that was among the best I have ever had. Mind you, I saw her a couple months ago and she couldn't remember who I was. Back and shoulders with hands and (requested) elbows. Feet, arms, hands with good pressure. Incidental brush or touch of the nethers but no teasing. Flipped; face, neck, thighs feet but no service offered. Great massage, minimal conversation but that's it. 60 for the hr and 30 for the massage which was very good. A bit torn because honestly the massage was great but I do like to at least be teased. Also, she would not give a name and is obviously there to ride out her retirement.

She told me she doesn't recognize me because I don't visit often enough which raises the question; just how often do they expect you to visit to be considered a regular? I only go there because I consider it to be one of the safest and least exposed (parking and building) offerings in the city but if I had really been looking to release on the day I visited I would have been hopping mad. Unless I need a good massage, this one is off my list.

As I left, she straightened the towel I laid my junk on for the next dude, which means the previous dude's giblets indirectly rubbed mine and that is not cool. It's a damned towel; just go get another one FFS. Take it easy, gents.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joker69;7066115]Visted the new east side spot a few weeks ago. Would only provide a HJ on my visit though. Bought some ammo next door after my visit LOL.[/QUOTE]I am going to be scared for awhile, unable to get some images out of my mind.

Services where good, I think she is an extremely beautiful except for one area I was trying to focus on.

LOL. I know what you're talking about. Not going to elaborate for everyone?

I appreciate the heads up!

[QUOTE=TapThat;7066293]I am going to be scared for awhile, unable to get some images out of my mind.

Services where good, I think she is an extremely beautiful except for one area I was trying to focus on.[/QUOTE]

Hello everyone,

I'm moving out east near Batavia. Anyone have any good recommendations for an AMP out there?

That is the name of the new AMP on the eastside everyone has been talking about. I went and here is my observations. There are 2 rows of businesses and she is out of sight on the 2nd row behind City Bird. Out of the view from Ohio Pike. As you pull in.

Kinder Care is on the left but his.

By a tall privacy fence. Hard to see in or out.

She is as described thin and pretty with some lucious knockers she will take out and let you feel and suck. Everything is on the table but high priced. She quoted $. 40 for BJ and $$ for FS. She told me she loves dick.

The massage was lame and didn't last long. 10 minutes rubbing my back she called for the flip. I opted for a HJ and she kept saying You cum baby? You cum? Kind of annoying to me. We finished with 39 min left and she told me to lay and rest and she be back. After a few minutes I decided to leave early.

I was I felt rushed and that she was not all that into it just wanting to empty the billfold with as little service as possible. I'm disappointed and doubt I will be back.

Pretty good English she spoke, but I had a Similar experience. Rushed, and I got the same "you cum, you cum right? ". She had me pull out so she could examine the cover. She said she saw cum, and I said no I haven't yet, and since I'm paying I'll let you know when I'm done. She kept asking me if I cum yet, made me aggravated. Paid for an hour and finished in about 35 minutes, and she said we're done. I asked if I could get a massage to Polish things off, and she said no, she's too tired, and offered me the massage table to take a nap and she'll come back and wake me up in 20 minutes. LOL, seriously?

And at the start I asked for change. She owed me 30 back and only gave me 20. She said she forgot. I said no worries, just give it to me after. I should have simply deducted from the tip, but she asks you to pay first, so I didn't think I needed to. Then at the end I said "you owe me 10. " She acted like she didn't know, and then all of a sudden couldn't speak English. What an act. Overpriced, poor service, and deceitful. Will not return.

[QUOTE=Kenworth2006;7068304]That is the name of the new AMP on the eastside everyone has been talking about. I went and here is my observations. There are 2 rows of businesses and she is out of sight on the 2nd row behind City Bird. Out of the view from Ohio Pike. As you pull in.

Kinder Care is on the left but his.

By a tall privacy fence. Hard to see in or out.

She is as described thin and pretty with some lucious knockers she will take out and let you feel and suck. Everything is on the table but high priced. She quoted $. 40 for BJ and $$ for FS. She told me she loves dick.

The massage was lame and didn't last long. 10 minutes rubbing my back she called for the flip. I opted for a HJ and she kept saying You cum baby? You cum? Kind of annoying to me. We finished with 39 min left and she told me to lay and rest and she be back. After a few minutes I decided to leave early.

I was I felt rushed and that she was not all that into it just wanting to empty the billfold with as little service as possible. I'm disappointed and doubt I will be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DuckMam;7066274]The older ladies are smart. They've been around and know about the review sires and know the only reason you want there names is to write a review somewhere. They don't want that and some won't do any type of gratifying ending for that reason. They know you plan to write about if you've asked for their name.[/QUOTE]Nah. I don't post if there's nothing new to report. If I get pissed, had a bad experience, a particularly good experience or something I think benefits the group, I say something. Doesn't matter if she gave me a name; she's the old one. I would not have said a thing if she would have just followed the same routine as the other women who work there. Very fact that she doesn't is what got her mentioned. Her business, she gives a good massage but I will refuse her if I ever go back (which isn't likely).

[QUOTE=RubMania19;7068328]Pretty good English she spoke, but I had a Similar experience. Rushed, and I got the same "you cum, you cum right? ". She had me pull out so she could examine the cover. She said she saw cum, and I said no I haven't yet, and since I'm paying I'll let you know when I'm done. She kept asking me if I cum yet, made me aggravated. Paid for an hour and finished in about 35 minutes, and she said we're done. I asked if I could get a massage to Polish things off, and she said no, she's too tired, and offered me the massage table to take a nap and she'll come back and wake me up in 20 minutes. LOL, seriously?

And at the start I asked for change. She owed me 30 back and only gave me 20. She said she forgot. I said no worries, just give it to me after. I should have simply deducted from the tip, but she asks you to pay first, so I didn't think I needed to. Then at the end I said "you owe me 10. " She acted like she didn't know, and then all of a sudden couldn't speak English. What an act. Overpriced, poor service, and deceitful. Will not return.[/QUOTE]I bet she had another customer waiting in another room.

Stopped by Sakura yesterday after work and drew Jojo for 30 minutes. Pretty good deep massage, but pretty much no tease. On the flip I received full service. But she kept a finger covering each nipple so I could not touch them. If your a nipple guy, I would pass.

[QUOTE=JimJrHd110;7069958]Stopped by Sakura yesterday after work and drew Jojo for 30 minutes. Pretty good deep massage, but pretty much no tease. On the flip I received full service. But she kept a finger covering each nipple so I could not touch them. If your a nipple guy, I would pass.[/QUOTE]As a nipple guy this cuts to my core.

I love Mimi! I have super awesome times every time I see her. There's likely not an inch of her that I haven't had in my mouth at some point.

If you tell Mimi about this experience she'll make it right for you.

Become friends with Mimi. That is the key to the gate of all that is wonderous.

I need work to calm down so I can get into Mimi again very soon!

Was in this area today and had some time. It had been a long time so wanted to retry some old mainstays. Pulled into Goose on Galbraith but the lot was full. Someone else was coming in from the other way too so I bailed. Everyone must have Friday off work. Went down the road to d&p in reading. 2 older ladies here. If you're into that thing more power to you. Massage was relaxing and the lady was interested in making me happy, but I wasn't feeling it. Disappointing day.

Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=Consul;7068262]Hello everyone,

I'm moving out east near Batavia. Anyone have any good recommendations for an AMP out there?[/QUOTE]There are two on St Rt125 just east of Amelia on the south side of the road. Nothing ever in Batavia.

[QUOTE=Elastic;7070569]Was in this area today and had some time. It had been a long time so wanted to retry some old mainstays. Pulled into Goose on Galbraith but the lot was full. Someone else was coming in from the other way too so I bailed. Everyone must have Friday off work. Went down the road to d&p in reading. 2 older ladies here. If you're into that thing more power to you. Massage was relaxing and the lady was interested in making me happy, but I wasn't feeling it. Disappointing day.

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Goose, if you park behind the building, you are trapped, the same as D & P. Goose is disgusting with sheets as curtains between the rooms. Untrained younger women, untrained in massage. Tip Shakedown.

D & P, old ladies, one is known as Danny Devito on here. She would haunt a house. There are guys on here that pay for FS with her. Unbelievable! There are some better options out there, where? Every damn where!

[QUOTE=SparkyInoh;7055142]Stopped by this week, 2nd trip to this location. For those not up to speed, 2 AMP office suites right next to each other- A-B on the left, C-D on the right. One or two other business suites to the right in strip center. Ladies always seem to be watching for customers and then waive you in as competition with each other. (I have seen this twice now, many reviews have confirmed this also). Went into C-D last time, review posted a month or two ago. Tried A-B this time. Fairly attractive MT, I'd say late 30's- early 40's, slim body, no man-mades, small b's I'd guess. Good English, personable, said her name was Ashley. Very good massage, . 6 for hour, excellent teasing about 10 minutes in. 30 minutes on stomach, didn't miss a spot, and probably the best underneath teasing I've ever rec'd. Flip, a few minutes of light touch then right to finish. Didn't last long after 30 minutes of high quality teasing / edging. Got the full hour with head to toe massage after HE cleanup. Minimal UTC roaming, she didn't shy away, only got to over bra. Not sure about anything more, I'm only interested in a good massage and HE, however I don't recall any oreviews of anything more, mongers jump in if not the case. . 4 tip, good morning all the way around.[/QUOTE]Drew Ashley today. Your report was extremely accurate. Full hour, price is right, teasing was amazing. Best part no negotiations, just took care of business. Pretty sure nothing more to be had which is fine for me. Seems I am willing tip more if no negotiations in play, worth it to me. . 6 & . 6 today. Thanks for accurate report.

[QUOTE=GoodMan99;7070667]Goose, if you park behind the building, you are trapped, the same as D & P. Goose is disgusting with sheets as curtains between the rooms. Untrained younger women, untrained in massage. Tip Shakedown.

D & P, old ladies, one is known as Danny Devito on here. She would haunt a house. There are guys on here that pay for FS with her. Unbelievable! There are some better options out there, where? Every damn where![/QUOTE]Danny Devito wasn't there when I was there. Two older ladies neither of which I've seen before, granted I haven't been in for several months. Tbf, I've gotten BBBJ from Danny Devito before and she's really good at it. I would never do FS with her (gross) but she sure knows what she's doing with her mouth. To each their own.