Massage Parlor Reports

Yes, Hailey is back and it was better than ever. Holy sh.

The shop was busy earlier today. Two dudes walked in same time, kind of funny watching their interaction through the monitor. Been there brothers. Girls were dragging on answering the door as they were all busy which caused that funny moment.

But yeh, I'm glad that I visited Hailey before she got tired serving many mongers.

I think Sweety greeted me at the door. Face 5/10, not a spinner. Not much to say.

Not sure how A is handling all the appointments while in China. Kudos to her.

At Evergreen Massage on 99 in Lynnwood.

She is tiny and lovely but the personality and service is just exceptional. Great massage.

She has some of the most enthusiastic reviews I have ever read, some from me. Has been at JM, Asian Pink Cloud in Everett, and King Spa in Seattle.

Thank me later.

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[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7661428]Yes, Hailey is back and it was better than ever. Holy sh.

The shop was busy earlier today. Two dudes walked in same time, kind of funny watching their interaction through the monitor. Been there brothers. Girls were dragging on answering the door as they were all busy which caused that funny moment.

But yeh, I'm glad that I visited Hailey before she got tired serving many mongers.

I think Sweety greeted me at the door. Face 5/10, not a spinner. Not much to say.

Not sure how A is handling all the appointments while in China. Kudos to her.[/QUOTE]Met her during her 1st stint before she became so popular. I won't be going anywhere near Best this month. It will be way too busy and speaking for myself when some of these beautiful ladies get too popular I tend to have little interest. I'd rather find a hidden gem or a road less travelled.

Ok, so we all know that Hailey is going to be getting a ton of business this month. Absolutely plan on seeing her. Any intel on the other ladies at Shanghai and Best this month?

Lina and Vanessa look pretty hot from the pics that MMS sent me.

[QUOTE=Akibakenji;7662641]Ok, so we all know that Hailey is going to be getting a ton of business this month. Absolutely plan on seeing her. Any intel on the other ladies at Shanghai and Best this month?

Lina and Vanessa look pretty hot from the pics that MMS sent me.[/QUOTE]Haven't stepped foot at Best this month yet, but if Vanessa is whom I remember she was, she's a solid provider.

At Shanghai;.

- Elly is probably my go-to this month. Super solid provider, very visually striking, and experienced girl.

- Lina has a fuller frame, whereas Elly has a more narrow frame. Looks very good in her tight pink dress.

[QUOTE=MaybeThisTime;7662889]Haven't stepped foot at Best this month yet, but if Vanessa is whom I remember she was, she's a solid provider.

At Shanghai;.

- Elly is probably my go-to this month. Super solid provider, very visually striking, and experienced girl.

- Lina has a fuller frame, whereas Elly has a more narrow frame. Looks very good in her tight pink dress.[/QUOTE]Lina is a sweetheart, she is very down to earth, wholesome and she's taking flying lessons to be a pilot! Love a lady that has lifelong aspirations!

As I remember it when Hailey was here last time she overlapped with gems like Kim, Lilly, Luna, Sindy, Sarah and others.

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I had a session with Elly at Shanghai. I think she is the prettiest of the three. Very nice body, MM C's? Solid service.[/QUOTE]Slim frame, I'm pretty sure she has MM C's, but it's really hard to tell. I just had another session with her. I can recommend.

[QUOTE=ThomasSea;7530005]Of the ladies I've seen this month she is my favorite.

She was a massage therapist in China so she is very good if you want a traditional massage.

She has an amazing fit and flat stomach.

I can't get enough of Shasha.[/QUOTE]The Haley obsession is interesting to me.

I think I wrote the first review about her. Great girl but Shasha is MY favorite!

Great massage, great kissing, great service and great body.

I wish she worked closer to me and not all the way up in Everett.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7661494]At Evergreen Massage on 99 in Lynnwood.

She is tiny and lovely but the personality and service is just exceptional. Great massage.

She has some of the most enthusiastic reviews I have ever read, some from me. Has been at JM, Asian Pink Cloud in Everett, and King Spa in Seattle.

Thank me later.[/QUOTE]She charges like 2 bills and a fifty for what you get at Shanghai / Best doesn't she, plus not a fan of kissing?

I get some of you guys have your favorites, but the service and value just isn't there sometimes.

My issue is if that place gets busy she has to work the door, which sucks. She needs backup there.

YMMV but I am not the only fan. Agree I expect CFS, BBBJ and nice kisses for $ $.

[QUOTE=HelloThar;7664111]She charges like 2 bills and a fifty for what you get at Shanghai / Best doesn't she, plus not a fan of kissing?

I get some of you guys have your favorites, but the service and value just isn't there sometimes.

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At Evergreen Massage on 99 in Lynnwood.

She is tiny and lovely but the personality and service is just exceptional. Great massage.

She has some of the most enthusiastic reviews I have ever read, some from me. Has been at JM, Asian Pink Cloud in Everett, and King Spa in Seattle.

Thank me later.

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Looks like there are lots of reviews on FS options such as Hailey at Best. I'm just looking for a good massage with a good simple release (bonus points for BLS / BBBJ, but I'm happy with a nice HJ). Not keen on bumping into mongers at the door at a busy spot like Best / Shanghai, etc.

Any recos for a solid good massage+ location up in Everett? I don't mind an auntie if the service is there. Happy to share my intel post adventures.

[QUOTE=HelloThar;7664111]She charges like 2 bills and a fifty for what you get at Shanghai / Best doesn't she, plus not a fan of kissing?

I get some of you guys have your favorites, but the service and value just isn't there sometimes.[/QUOTE]Considering how many miles of cock these gals take in their mouths, I'm totally fine with no kissing.

Lavender Spa on State Ave. Great massage and nice L1 is the model.

Liya in Kirkland also fits. I'm sure many aunties in Everett that are ok but I have not been.

[QUOTE=Gvbdc;7664255]Looks like there are lots of reviews on FS options such as Hailey at Best. I'm just looking for a good massage with a good simple release (bonus points for BLS / BBBJ, but I'm happy with a nice HJ). Not keen on bumping into mongers at the door at a busy spot like Best / Shanghai, etc.

Any recos for a solid good massage+ location up in Everett? I don't mind an auntie if the service is there. Happy to share my intel post adventures.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7664338]Lavender Spa on State Ave. Great massage and nice L1 is the model.

Liya in Kirkland also fits. I'm sure many aunties in Everett that are ok but I have not been.[/QUOTE]The newer / younger girl at Lavender is Jenny. Nice L1 and maybe a little more if she likes you (well. And your tip). Not sure if she'll stay the whole month or if someone new is coming in. I'm also certain there are plenty of aunties with slow relaxing L1's all over Everett area. But I don't keep them in my Rolodex.

[QUOTE=StuntDriver;7664351]The newer / younger girl at Lavender is Jenny. Nice L1 and maybe a little more if she likes you (well. And your tip). Not sure if she'll stay the whole month or if someone new is coming in. I'm also certain there are plenty of aunties with slow relaxing L1's all over Everett area. But I don't keep them in my Rolodex.[/QUOTE]Went to Lavendar couple of weekends ago and saw Chloe, . 7 house fee and she was looking for $ tip, no indication of anything more than a solid massage, HJ and some titty's rubbing on you.

Maybe I miss understood, would be interested if anyone has had different experiences.

Shasha comes in the room and pulls me in for a passionate kiss, our tongues dancing as she grinds against me. Clothes come off. I lie on my back as she climbs on top, dragging her soft tits across my chest and thighs while her tongue explores every inch of me. She flips me over for an intense cat bath, licking down my spine to my ass with creative swirls that drive me wild. After some teasing on my starfish, she has me turn again. Shasha delivers an enthusiastic BLS, sucking my balls while stroking me, then takes me deep with incredible suction. She covers me up and then rides me hard in cowgirl before switching to mish. Her moans get loud as I pound away. I ask to finish in her mouth. She strokes me eagerly until I explode, taking in every drop with a satisfied smile while milking me completely dry.

[QUOTE=Tasman63;7664373]Went to Lavendar couple of weekends ago and saw Chloe, . 7 house fee and she was looking for $ tip, no indication of anything more than a solid massage, HJ and some titty's rubbing on you.

Maybe I miss understood, would be interested if anyone has had different experiences.[/QUOTE]I saw Amy my first two times. On the first massage she asked for tip before HE, but the second time (and third to be honest) she did not. $80 got a very nice topless HE.

I saw Lina Friday and she asked for the tip early too. Only did $60 for a standard HE on an hour massage. No attitude from either of them.

[quote=admin2;7665280][blue]i am banning any discussion about shanghai and best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes i know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 july 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these penthouse pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later i'll find out and ban you.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;7665280][BLUE]I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes I know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 July 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later I'll find out and ban you.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]That's a bit harsh but I guess when in Rome, right?

[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7665656]That's a bit harsh but I guess when in Rome, right?[/QUOTE]Probably a bit harsh but I don't think there is a better solution to 'write a good review and I'll give you a discount' offer or 'I'll write a bad review if you don't give me a discount' threats. I am hoping that this will curb shills in the short term but not having reviews from some reliable members is going to be a bummer.

Ladies have told me multiple times that reviews influence a lot of people so shills and discount seekers have ruined it all for us. The only thing that I don't understand is why target ban 2 shops when (IMO) other shops are doing worse stuff LOL. (Maybe because they are not in this area) Cheers!

[QUOTE=Manager9;7665665]The only thing that I don't understand is why target ban 2 shops when (IMO) other shops are doing worse stuff LOL. (Maybe because they are not in this area) Cheers![/QUOTE]This. I mean that's why we don't go to "the other board", all the fake reviews but here, at least we see mixed reviews from those franchise so not sure why banning those two. But I'm not here to argue because me want stay, LOL.

[QUOTE=Admin2;7665280][BLUE]I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]This is great, those places were consistent, but clearly there was one guy, definitely in business with them (how else would he know what the landlord was thinking about it? Writing reviews from multiple accounts. Every ridiculously positive review always ended with the chance encounter of seeing every other woman working with a quick description of each. Obviously a shill.

Go explore some new places folks, and bravo, admin, bravo!!

[QUOTE=Admin2;7665280][BLUE]I am banning any discussion about Shanghai and Best spas due to their unrelating barrage of shill reports. Yes I know, some of you guys like that place but today is 08 July 2026 and any posts put up about them after today will have the author banned. You post about them once and you're gone. I don't care of you're a senior with 15 years on the forum, you get banned.

These shills are a cancer on this forum the is killing all trust in us and you seniors that are posting these Penthouse Pets type reports to get discounted sessions should be ashamed of yourselves.

To the rest of the guys who would like to get the forum back please report anybody you see who posts about these places.

This post will lead this forum for 6 months. If they rename it and you post about it sooner or later I'll find out and ban you.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I asked about this almost a year ago when they first started getting big on here. I wrote some reviews and I'm guilty cause I did get asked by "mamasan" to do it.

She's been in Burien, FedWay, and most recently at Blue Moon Renton if you feel like searching old reviews.

Thin, blonde, very pretty, great massage, soft style GFE options available. She's at Unique Relaxing Massage on King St in Bellingham. So if you happen to be visiting campus, or are forced to be in Bham for any other reason, Rachel does indeed provide a unique and relaxing massage.

I will say I can agree that the reviews, the way they were needed to stop however wish that basic details about new names and apperance details were still allowed.

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You should start your own forum.

I've been doing this for 20 years. I know when a thread has been taken over by a MP with a few seniors who are being incentivized to promote them. Do you think this is the first time I've seen it.

Do you think you are the first white knight stupid enough to try and use their unmoderated status to try and help some pimp undermine the forum?

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[QUOTE=JpLovesBlondes;7666282]This is great, those places were consistent, but clearly there was one guy, definitely in business with them (how else would he know what the landlord was thinking about it? Writing reviews from multiple accounts. Every ridiculously positive review always ended with the chance encounter of seeing every other woman working with a quick description of each. Obviously a shill.

Go explore some new places folks, and bravo, admin, bravo!![/QUOTE]Mms at all shops like jm, qq, etc sends fake pics with the ht, wt, bust, etc if you ask about the new girls. This isn't a fake account signal. I have good repoire with the mms at these shops. You can actually talk to them as a regular patron LOL.

I would like to see more exploration being reported. I don't plan on it. I don't want to waste money when I already know where to go. Quality places will get reviewed.

[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7666775]Well put. Very similar to what I experienced so far. Almost 3 years now.[/QUOTE]I guess it has been almost three years. I cannot stress how much the bar has been raised in the area during that time at non affiliated top AMPs.

I don't want to say a bad experience, but my expectations were higher. I can't say what location, or who, but she has a tattoo.

I paid 2 bills and requested an hour massage. She started on her knees but she kept looking over at the tablet showing the security feed because dudes kept showing up. I already felt this experience was going to be rushed, so let's go ahead and start the main event. I gestured to her pussy and she said something like no she's on her period. Instead she turned around, put me in between her butt cheeks for some outercourse and grinded hard and fast. I didn't last long after that and she finished with her mouth. All the while customers continued to show up that they had to turn them away. Afterwards, she started to help me get dressed and saying for me to come back tomorrow for longer and better massage. In and out in 15 minutes. Not even a little water or warm towel.

Some like her look (I do) others do not. She has unusual features that put some off.

That fucking shop is just no good when she has to get up and go to the door. I'm her friend and if she left for 10 min and then told me another monger was waiting I would just GTFO.

She does get great reviews not just from me, but YMMV always rules.

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7666962]Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7666962]Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, she was on my list, but sounds like I'll wait until she's at a different shop. A little bit funny about the "you're too big, you eat too much", this is how it is with a lot of asian cultures with weight, finances, etc. It's just matter of fact, not taken as rude. We're just so used to everyone being politically correct and sensitive that it seems off putting. It reminded me of my friend's son that keeps bringing home bigger girls and she'll just bluntly say, "she's too fat, no good for you". Initially I was like DAMN, but now I realize that's just how it is in some cultures.

HAHA! Great comment I could have said same. She calls me fat too with affection and it would not occur to her that it would give offense.

[QUOTE=JMirage;7667133]Thanks for the report, she was on my list, but sounds like I'll wait until she's at a different shop. A little bit funny about the "you're too big, you eat too much", this is how it is with a lot of asian cultures with weight, finances, etc. It's just matter of fact, not taken as rude. We're just so used to everyone being politically correct and sensitive that it seems off putting. It reminded me of my friend's son that keeps bringing home bigger girls and she'll just bluntly say, "she's too fat, no good for you". Initially I was like DAMN, but now I realize that's just how it is in some cultures.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;7666962]Feeling frisky I decided to go outside my usual places and try Dora out. I missed her when she was at King's. Hadn't been to this location before either. Nice place, except they need some music painfully quiet. Dora answered. Had to ask if Dora, yes. She's petite, but can't say very attractive. Little bit of butter face. B cup natural, petite but can't say hot but average gnd. Attitude at first seemed great so I laid down for massage. Then it starts. It was like she thought I was there for evaluating. "your face is red". Yes got sun camping, "you're too big, you eat too much". Yup I'm aware I have a dad bod but I'm not obese, etc. Totally killed it from start. Massage was basically forearm rubbing for 40 min but OK in-between critical evaluation. Then flip wanted up charge for BBBJ without me asking. Mid 69 doorbell rings, she gets up to answer. Gone 10 min, comes back says he's waiting, and "I finish you first". Well I was already ready to leave but she hops back on 69 which is awkward cause she like half my size so can't really even reach her in that position but nice starfish to look at. Cover on she tries cg for 20 sec but because table creaking so loud wants me to get up for mish. Then starts the fake "dirty talk" oh you so good husband, I love you"etc. Not enjoying the view, flipped to doggy. That was boring too, after 1 min I said I was done and asked for hot towel. Figured I'd hit up Bebe or someone better. Nope she was determined. After some more mediocre BBBJ and Jack hammer HJ she finally milked one out so I could go and she could get to her next one. I'll not be repeating.
Thanks Krdoggy?[/QUOTE]Sounds like awful experience. I agree her face is unusual but I personally find her cute, especially when she smiles. Yes, she is extremely tiny, likely shorter than 5'. She did laugh and call me "big baby, big clumsy baby" or something like that which didn't offend me but it sounds like you got more of a scolding. I liked her massage but again, maybe my ratings are off. Rushing at the end is not acceptable.

In general I 100% agree your experience sounded very subpar. The only thing I can say Ibsaw her twice and fortunately my experience was better, but that was last December.

As far as the music goes, I now bring my own playlist on my phone and just play the music from that.

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I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?

There are several Evergreens.

[QUOTE=AnonyWA;7667539]I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AnonyWA;7667539]I find it strange others are discussing their experience with Dora at Everegreen. I visited earlier this week and was met with mama-san and only two Hispanic workers, no sign of Dora. I was asked to come back mid month for new talent. The one I went to was located next to a pawn shop. Was this the wrong one?[/QUOTE]Yep, You went to the wrong evergreen, she's at 15620 on 99 in Lynwood no at the evergreen way on up in Everett, last time the spot was Korean surprise they have Hispanic workers there now haven't been there for awhile.

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How much are they paying you? Or is it a discount?

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