SC Public Service Announcement
Times have definitely changed around here. The economy is not as bad as before, but expense accounts no longer pay the tab for the SC's. There aren't enough high-rollers to fuel the large # of clubs in Detroit. Hell, there aren't enough medium-rollers to fuel them either. That's why you see so many specials at the clubs other than PHC.
BT's. Major lunch specials and BOGO twice a day 12-2 and 7-9 and Sat and Sun bucket specials 5 for 10 bucks all afternoon.
Coli. 3 buck beers and no cover till 9 pm M-F plus good daily food specials for about 10 bucks.
HC. 3 buck beers till 6; great food specials like the 10 buck filet.
Tycoon's . Not one of my choices, but similar deals to BT's.
PlayersCheerleaders. Haven't been in years, but guessing they are doing something right (well the "Topless Prophet" does own it now) to drive the brand-new traffic in there.
Subi's (read as Subi's, Trumpps, Landing Strip) operates in their own little mind. They don't understand the competition and other than in their own little world in Southgate, they are out of their league elsewherel.
Contrast that with the Hamilton dumps that charge about the same prices as the premium clubs and reports plus first-hand knowledge from the servers at Bogart's say that their traffic is way down, so is their talent. So many posts about Bogart's and H8S; you are spending the same amount on drinks (and oftentimes more than BT's) and you are paying the same if not more for your VIP fun with mostly seahags; the girls at BT's are young, thin, hot, dumb and cheap; 80-120 for the whole enchilada (plus bouncer tax) ; but the VIP room is way better than H8S.
Yeah, some guys don't like "gentleman's clubs"; go try them now and come back and tell me what you think. RAISE your effin' standards! Most of the girls that you see at both Henry's and Bogart's you wouldn't even look at if they were on the track.
Other than a bunch of dumbas. Er patrons that think that the "gentlemen's clubs" are too expensive, the prices are about the same other than valet. Cover ranges from 5 bucks at the Hamilton joints to 10 at the others, maybe more at PHC. I don't pay cover. That's for rookies.
BT's and PHC are brothels; BT's being the cheap one. Coli is more understated, but good value as there is no bouncer fee. Best hunting is after 10 pm. Good mix of girls; younger and more "veteran". HC is up and down; but seems like the talent there has taken to union price-negotiating, as has PHC (notable exception there is Latina known as Vida; I think she takes the rest of your beer as payment.
So guys, go spend your bucks where they give you value (and hotter chicks).
p.s. If you guys are going to sample these clubs, I will throw out some names and tips. If not, no sense listing names and descriptions if nobody is interested.