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[QUOTE=FlbMac31;3881404]My pleasure. But can't take credit for what was a group effort. A bunch of us vets under care at the VA there in St PEte all have various issues from war-related wounds or botched surgeries. As sufferers do, we talk about our issues because we can releate. I always thought I was in bad shape after losing a nut, 80% of my prostate and most nerve endings in my thighs and penis after a mine blast in Viet Nam. I was never supposed to have kids but ended up married for 44 years and 14 youngsters. They lied, and I never stopped having them I think more out of excitement that I could actually have them. Some guys were far worse than me.

The common bond between us was that we discovered although regular intercourse was out of the question, a good blow job could make it happen. So the rating really measures consistency to 3 and 2 more levels based on our inability to finish without some incredible expertise. It allowed us old fart mongers a measuring tool when we referred each other to providers.

Young guys usually have no issues, but if you can litterally get a guy off after a prostectomy. Well, you are really, really good. And there are only three who ever met the 5-diamond test.

I am a long-time Clearwater resident now living in Orlando. You may recall Taylor of St Pete, now retired, Nikki the Italian of St Pete, trying to retire, and Olivia, who knows where. All were 5-diamond experts. The key though is getting off and returning within 2-hrs to repeat the feat. Getting back is the killer for the award.

Altamonte Nikki here in Orlando wants to give it a shot on 1 August. Who am I to say no.

BTW: A small group of senior mongers here use the scale and jokingly refer to "passing the mac test. ".

Suggestions and arguments are accepted. It has already been suggested but not added to include car dates since a lot of guys just flat can't in a car. OR age criteria. Couple that with age, now 71.

Mac Out.[/QUOTE]I salute you sir! Thank you so much for your service and sacrifice. HottHolly certainly rates up there. Thanks.

I saw Apple's ad last night about a midnight snack and so I decided to give her a call and see if I could satisfy my appetite. She answered and was available right away so I went to her place. I requested that she have on a dress and heels and she did just as I asked. If you like them tall and slender she will be just what you like. I had read some just so-so reviews but my experience with her was very very satisfying to say the least. It really felt as if I was hooking up with some hot chick that I had met at a club. I had a DGT=Damn Good Time. I was out of breath when I left and like the terminator I'll be back!

Sorry I forgot the link. I must still be out of breath. [URL]https://backpage.com.tampa.listcrawler.com/post/26748092/apple[/URL].

[QUOTE=TManXX71;3882418]Sorry I forgot the link. I must still be out of breath. [URL]https://backpage.com.tampa.listcrawler.com/post/26748092/apple[/URL].[/QUOTE]Following the link, it appears that you've found a nest mixed with Luna. I don't suppose you found Sami anywhere, too?

[QUOTE=LakelandPete;3881792]Couldn't find anything on this one, so TOFTT. Will report back after session.

[URL]https://backpage.com.tampa.listcrawler.com/post/26744295/[/URL][/QUOTE]Met this one early evening last night. Incall was a nice new townhome in Riverview. Was girl in the picture, although the life might be beginning to catch up with her. Still very pretty and good body. Nice C Cups. Opted for the quick visit with BB oral only (my choice). Not sure if FS is available for the QV. Head game is def on point and she seemed to enjoy it. Damage was $80. There was also a pretty blond I caught a glimpse of in the kitchen. Will ask if they do doubles and report back.

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[QUOTE=OldsMan;3882487]Following the link, it appears that you've found a nest mixed with Luna. I don't suppose you found Sami anywhere, too?[/QUOTE]I have not found Sami, but I will ask Apple if she knows her whereabouts.

I just saw Jackie Snow at her place for a ball shaving. It worked out nice. She followed it with her signature BBBJ and rimming. Give her a spin. It will be worth it. Bill Ho.

With this delicious morsel?

Exchanged text. Said BBBJ was available. Quoted about a ben for a half game.

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[QUOTE=OldsMan;3882487]Following the link, it appears that you've found a nest mixed with Luna. I don't suppose you found Sami anywhere, too?[/QUOTE]I found her.

[QUOTE=Ssnake;3883419]I found her.[/QUOTE]Care to share digits?

Not as fun as the first go around.

Got sore after less than 5 min of main event.

Spent next 10 min 90% me helping myself 10% BBBJ.

Tried to get her to talk dirty to help out, but she said she doesn't do that. Sigh.

Did finish mouth with spit.

But just not worth the price of admission for that short a main event.

She's still hot and YMMV. But for the time being ill explore other options.

[QUOTE=BillHo;3882889]I just saw Jackie Snow at her place for a ball shaving. It worked out nice. She followed it with her signature BBBJ and rimming. Give her a spin. It will be worth it. Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]I would add a word of warning about getting shaved and then having sex. Shaving cuts the skin, always, allowing much easier transfer of fluids between anyone with your dick in her and yourself. Normally, when I shave, I allow at least twenty four hours between it and sex with a provider for that reason. I know we participate in a relatively dangerous hobby, but basic precautions should be maintained. And, of course, only use your own razor!

This is nothing against Jackie, whom I see myself, and highly recommend her service, nor against Bill, who provides a lot of great information here, and thanks to him.

[QUOTE=Lickyzhills;3883745]I would add a word of warning about getting shaved and then having sex. Shaving cuts the skin, always, allowing much easier transfer of fluids between anyone with your dick in her and yourself. Normally, when I shave, I allow at least twenty four hours between it and sex with a provider for that reason. I know we participate in a relatively dangerous hobby, but basic precautions should be maintained. And, of course, only use your own razor!

This is nothing against Jackie, whom I see myself, and highly recommend her service, nor against Bill, who provides a lot of great information here, and thanks to him.[/QUOTE]This is about the best advice I've seen on this forum.

So I did see Erica and I will say she is not healthy bone thin zero chest and her arm was bruised up. She claims the thinness is from her retirements living conditions but who knows. She is Super sweet but I couldn't do it. Maybe it's perfect for someone else.

I'll copy her contact info on here if you are interested:
And Erica (no longer retired) can be located at her previous coordinates: 813, followed between the very tight thighs of 603, and completely finishing at 0133

[QUOTE=JustDaTip;3884009]So I did see Erica and I will say she is not healthy bone thin zero chest and her arm was bruised up. She claims the thinness is from her retirements living conditions but who knows. She is Super sweet but I couldn't do it. Maybe it's perfect for someone else.

I'll copy her contact info on here if you are interested:
And Erica (no longer retired) can be located at her previous coordinates: 813, followed between the very tight thighs of 603, and completely finishing at 0133[/QUOTE]Yes sir I agree, she does not look healthy at all and looks likes she may need a rehab visit before it's too late for her. She is sweet but like yourself I could not do anything with her in that condition.