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[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3670114]Too funny - Some have implied GPS means when the babe is charging more than they are worth. I don't think that is necessarily the case. It just means she is charging more than most because she thinks she is worth more. Which could be the case either because of looks or service.[/QUOTE]GPS is a commonly used term for our Massage Parlor girls in Grand Rapids. They want their tip up front, before they even start the session.

After getting her tip up front she can talk or text, leave the room anytime, short your time, forget the HE and give you the worst massage you've ever had. The only thing they're good at is taking your money.
If we all refuse to tip early and offer 20 for massaging one extra muscle, if she gave a good massage ad 20, if her top is off ad 10 and completely naked ad another 10. We can tell them how it works. We could end GPS in Grand Rapids.
We have the power to end all the shitty service. You have to have the Balls to say No.
When you tip early, you are supporting GPS.

Hello all, I mongered in the past 5+ years ago now. Married with one kid now, so not much time for me. I've been browsing the forum for a couple weeks now and wondered if anyone has come across any SP on the west side, specifically towards Standale or Allendale? I haven't seen anyone mention any, so I thought I would ask. I've thought about trying out a MP, never done that before so I'm almost afraid I wouldn't get what I wanted. I prefer younger providers <30, looks like there are only a few legit ones around. Thanks and be safe out there.

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=Salmasy;3669547]I had the pleasure of meeting Riley today.

She was quick to respond to my texts and setting up an appointment with her was very easy. Her incall is safe although and quiet although her street is on a hill and it can be difficult to traverse through snow if your vehicle is not equipped to do so. She greeted me at her door with a smile and was very friendly. We chatted ever so briefly and got down to business. Some of the menu items I enjoyed were DFK, CG, DATY, and BBJCIMWS. The last item was superb, she ensured there was not one drop left. Seriously, she kept it in or near her mouth for about three minutes after I finished. As soon as something appeared she would pounce on it and it was very enjoyable. She was very responsive and seemed as though she enjoyed our time together as much as I did. There has been concern expressed over her looks, but I found her to be very cute; especially her smile. Her body is very thin and petite which I like.

Overall, I would see her again.

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This is the girl with the name "Katie" pasted all across her pictures. I texted her on a Friday night for her rates, and she responded with 150 or 200 for an hour. Feeling generous I decided to say yes. Her location north east of downtown is a little sketchy but I've been to worse. Back entrance bedroom in an old house. The pictures, I don't think are her, but her face is not seen. She is very much a spinner, very lean. Once we were naked, and my 150 donation was tucked away, she asked if I would like a threesome with her boyfriend who was in the house. I should have left right then. When I said no she said okay just a rub between you and me, no touching my pussy. As I inquired about the rub part she said this is only a massage with a happy ending. Once again, my donation has been put away, and she's made me aware that her boyfriend is in the house. She insists that she had texted me it was a massage only, which she hadn't. When I asked why I saw her ad in the escorts section instead of massage, she just gave me a blank stare. She had some porn on the tv, she asked me if it turned me on and multiple times if I was married. But I was so pissed I just let her finish her lame BJ with lots of hand action, and then I left. As I walked out the door I said good luck to you.

Yes I know I made multiple errors against the Mongers code. Please don't tell me the mistakes I made, I'm well aware of them.

It's been awhile since I toftt, tonight was my turn.

After the debacle of last Tuesday, Destiny reached out to me and apologized. Based on that, we were able to set up an another appointment yesterday. It was vintage Destiny again, very responsive to text messages and very forthcoming. Even when I was delayed in traffic by 30 min, she said it was still okay to come over. We met at her new location on 76th street, an upgrade from the previous site. She was stellar in her performance, and did everything to make sure I was satisfied. She even allowed MSOG, which was not very easy for someone like me who is past the prime age of peak performance. I booked a 1-hr appointment, but by the time it was all over, I had spent 2 hr with her. I kept on asking her if it was okay, as I did not want to be a hindrance to other clients waiting to come in, but she said I should relax and enjoy our time together because she had no one on the horizon. In the end, it was a grand performance by someone very well known on the board for her skills and accommodations. I am very glad we made up after the recent mess; she more than made it up to me, to which I am very grateful. Obviously, I will repeat again and again!

You can PM me for details if you have any questions.

So I've been on a short hiatus from the hobby for a bit due to some medical issues that also caused some financial troubles. But Uncle Sam got my back and I'm ready to roll again. Unfortunately, I've found it rather difficult to make any viable arrangements with any providers. I literally got turned down by eight different girls, including two off the USA Classified site that also post here (Ava and Sunshine). Not sure what I did to get blackballed considering I've always been considerate and generous. Is this something others are experiencing or am I just out of luck now? You can PM me if you have any suggestions that may help. Kind of missing the female companionship.

So when you say "turned down" you mean they all actually said they did not want to see you? That would be very unusual. And if that is the case then get a new phone number (easy to do with texting apps) and try again. If by "turned down" you meant that you are not having any luck getting ahold of these providers then you are not alone. The holidays may be keeping them busy. Just keep trying.

[QUOTE=RedWing814;3671719]So I've been on a short hiatus from the hobby for a bit due to some medical issues that also caused some financial troubles. But Uncle Sam got my back and I'm ready to roll again. Unfortunately, I've found it rather difficult to make any viable arrangements with any providers. I literally got turned down by eight different girls, including two off the USA Classified site that also post here (Ava and Sunshine). Not sure what I did to get blackballed considering I've always been considerate and generous. Is this something others are experiencing or am I just out of luck now? You can PM me if you have any suggestions that may help. Kind of missing the female companionship.[/QUOTE]

Your an idiot for donating such amount for 30 min on someone that has not been reviewed.

Learn to negotiate man and quit supporting GPS.

When I see a provider I've never met or has not been reviewed I reasure before I leave my place to see her.

For example:

I confirm established rate and I always ask if she has condoms available, Giving me assurance there will be intercourse.

Hope this helps and I emphasize gentlemen PLEASE NEGOTIATE AND OR COUNTER ATTACK HER ASKING PRICE.

Thank you and happy new year to everyone.

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This is the girl with the name "Katie" pasted all across her pictures. I texted her on a Friday night for her rates, and she responded with 150 or 200 for an hour. Feeling generous I decided to say yes. Her location north east of downtown is a little sketchy but I've been to worse. Back entrance bedroom in an old house. The pictures, I don't think are her, but her face is not seen. She is very much a spinner, very lean. Once we were naked, and my 150 donation was tucked away, she asked if I would like a threesome with her boyfriend who was in the house. I should have left right then. When I said no she said okay just a rub between you and me, no touching my pussy. As I inquired about the rub part she said this is only a massage with a happy ending. Once again, my donation has been put away, and she's made me aware that her boyfriend is in the house. She insists that she had texted me it was a massage only, which she hadn't. When I asked why I saw her ad in the escorts section instead of massage, she just gave me a blank stare. She had some porn on the tv, she asked me if it turned me on and multiple times if I was married. But I was so pissed I just let her finish her lame BJ with lots of hand action, and then I left. As I walked out the door I said good luck to you.

Yes I know I made multiple errors against the Mongers code. Please don't tell me the mistakes I made, I'm well aware of them.

It's been awhile since I toftt, tonight was my turn.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;3671739]So when you say "turned down" you mean they all actually said they did not want to see you? That would be very unusual. And if that is the case then get a new phone number (easy to do with texting apps) and try again. If by "turned down" you meant that you are not having any luck getting ahold of these providers then you are not alone. The holidays may be keeping them busy. Just keep trying.[/QUOTE]No unfortunately, literally was told not interested.

[QUOTE=Wolverines;3671872]No need to call him an idiot. He admitted he made mistakes: "Please don't tell me the mistakes I made, I'm well aware of them. ".

Just be glad he reported this back to us. Her Ad is down now but hopefully we can track it down.[/QUOTE]Indeed. Thanks to Dperki for the info.

I see Crystal is posting on BP.

[QUOTE=RedWing814;3671719]So I've been on a short hiatus from the hobby for a bit due to some medical issues that also caused some financial troubles. But Uncle Sam got my back and I'm ready to roll again. Unfortunately, I've found it rather difficult to make any viable arrangements with any providers. I literally got turned down by eight different girls, including two off the USA Classified site that also post here (Ava and Sunshine). Not sure what I did to get blackballed considering I've always been considerate and generous. Is this something others are experiencing or am I just out of luck now? You can PM me if you have any suggestions that may help. Kind of missing the female companionship.[/QUOTE]By Ava? Nah, keep at it. Assuming your manners, personality, and hygiene are up to par, patience and persistence will carry the day. We've all had dry spells. If you haven't done so already, develope a rotation of several providers and periodically update it.

Good luck.

- AG.

I also saw her couple days back. I knew I had to be patient based on all the info from here. She was all that guys. Really into sex and fetishes and I now know why we mongers always have issues scheduling. Is because she never looks at the clock. Once she's with you she lets everything go naturally like true GFE or sa girl which I'm sure is upsetting the rest of the day schedule. She's really fun can't wait to do it again.

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This is the girl with the name "Katie" pasted all across her pictures. I texted her on a Friday night for her rates, and she responded with 150 or 200 for an hour. Feeling generous I decided to say yes. Her location north east of downtown is a little sketchy but I've been to worse. Back entrance bedroom in an old house. The pictures, I don't think are her, but her face is not seen. She is very much a spinner, very lean. Once we were naked, and my 150 donation was tucked away, she asked if I would like a threesome with her boyfriend who was in the house. I should have left right then. When I said no she said okay just a rub between you and me, no touching my pussy. As I inquired about the rub part she said this is only a massage with a happy ending. Once again, my donation has been put away, and she's made me aware that her boyfriend is in the house. She insists that she had texted me it was a massage only, which she hadn't. When I asked why I saw her ad in the escorts section instead of massage, she just gave me a blank stare..[/QUOTE]Fellow mongers, long time lurker here.

I had a very different experience with Katie, she was very pleasant, super sexy, very open minded to my fetishes, non rushing, very personable, easy to talk to.

I also texted and got the same as the above 150 for the hhr or 200 for the hour, I told her that I would just do the hhr, she agreed and we exchanged text messages and as I got ready, location as mentioned above isn't bad at all, at least IMO. Pretty easy to find. I texted her when I arrived, she came out to greet me with a hug, and a small kiss, after inside the location, she asked me to set the donation on the counter, as she got more comfortable, we chatted for about 10 minutes as I was still trying to feel her out as I got more comfortable also. Once we were more comfortable and laying next to each other, a lot of GFE. As the foreplay started, Everything is covered with her as the her head game was good, lots of spit, and took me deep and made eye contact with me many times, she is shaved, as I told her I wanted to return the favor. She didn't disagree at all and was responsive during, she got on on top for some 69 action which she really seem to enjoy, we did multiple positions, as I told her in the earlier exchange that I don't finish quick. She told me that she got off many times as it lasted into 45-50 minutes. As I was about to finish she grind more intensely. She offered me a few wipes to clean up. We continued to chat about randomness, as we got dress. After dressed and starting to I was walking out and I was going to light up a cig, she was to followed me out as she stood in the cold with me as she smoked also. I had a very good experience with her and would definitely repeat.

Looks like Italian Mami.

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