I have a perv friend in his late 70's and still goes to strip clubs. He always complains about how the dancers never approach him so I told him to just flash a few Benjamin's and see if that makes a difference. Generally speaking many strippers don't care what ya look or even smell like as long as the Ben Franklins are properly deposited. (Some exceptions of course) Not much luck in writing your Congressman on this one. LOL Thoughts.
