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Serene Spa in Princeton?

Perhaps any of you do an up north drive by on way to cabin / fishing?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6959441]I second Foot and Back I forgot to add that, as the taller one and I connect really well. She does an excellent job! I will also second the Healing Foot Spa, the curtains do it for me, and the guys are doing ladies feet right across from you talking. It's naughty, and it is the most economical smile around! Gets busy though! I think I will go next week, as we vibe as well.[/QUOTE]Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.

Went to other day to just get a massage because I needed one. Turned out to be a above average massage with a L1 finish and she stuck her finger so far the I almost pop from that, she know her way around the prostate. Not young or very good looking but made it up with top massage and finish.

[QUOTE=LifeGuy;6961044]Went to other day to just get a massage because I needed one. Turned out to be an above average massage with a L1 finish and she stuck her finger so far the I almost pop from that, she know her way around the prostate. Not young or very good looking but made it up with top massage and finish.[/QUOTE]Is this the same as Massage Moon off of Cedar? MY search didn't show Moon Spa.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6960920]Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.[/QUOTE]Well in my one visit there, a lady was getting a foot massage right outside my curtain while I was getting a HE. It was an experience for sure.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6959441]I second Foot and Back I forgot to add that, as the taller one and I connect really well. She does an excellent job! I will also second the Healing Foot Spa, the curtains do it for me, and the guys are doing ladies feet right across from you talking. It's naughty, and it is the most economical smile around! Gets busy though! I think I will go next week, as we vibe as well.[/QUOTE]Do you go for the 30 min body massage or foot massage for that? Over in Vh?

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6956931]In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:[/QUOTE]Thanks for starting this thread Burt! There's definitely a quantity of AMPs posted here but the million dollar question is what is the quality of women? Any more Mia's? Youthful appearance, nice body and fun.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6960920]Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.[/QUOTE]I'm with you on that. On top of all that, it's right next to a busy bar / restaurant.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6960920]Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.[/QUOTE]It's a weird spot for sure and it took me a few visits to actually get a massage. On my first visit, I walked in and a guy was working and said they were busy, so I just turned around and left. On my second visit, I called ahead and a woman answered and said to come in, but when I got there, it was the same guy saying they were busy so I left. I tried one more time and I called ahead, and when I got there I got a massage from a halfway decent looking provider. Halfway through the massage, I was wondering if the place was legit or not, then I heard a female customer come in to get a foot massage, so I'm thinking no HE for sure. But on the flip, she offered HJ, but it was hard to focus with the female customer and the other masseuse chatting on the other side of the curtain.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6961098]Is this the same as Massage Moon off of Cedar? MY search didn't show Moon Spa.[/QUOTE]Yes it is Massage Moon.

[QUOTE=Fisher4899;6961221]Well in my one visit there, a lady was getting a foot massage right outside my curtain while I was getting a HE. It was an experience for sure.[/QUOTE]I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6963882]I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.[/QUOTE]LOL that's hilarious.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6961098]Is this the same as Massage Moon off of Cedar? MY search didn't show Moon Spa.[/QUOTE]Checked out the moon today. Gives legit vibes but had steady foot traffic and phone calls. 2 ladies there I was hoping to get lucky but struck out. Got stuck with the shorter one. Not a looker but decent body. Massage wasn't bad either. Ill go back soon and hopefully become a familiar face.

[QUOTE=AnonFan247;6961466]Do you go for the 30 min body massage or foot massage for that? Over in Vh?[/QUOTE]I almost always get 1 hours Massage anywhere. Unless Vita then 30 MN as I also get wax first 20.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6963882]I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.[/QUOTE]Hmm possibly she did that, but I have always been a shooter, often times over the shoulder where most therapists show their athletic ability to avoid the soaking. If often get told, "Ohhhh my, you sooo strong!" Literally, so figured it is a Chinese thing with strength and vitality for shooting a high load of ocean spray. But something said loudly in Chinese, from her? Typically she is a giggle followed by wooooooooh, quietly!

Ohh well!

[QUOTE=WalkMyDog;6964311]Checked out the moon today. Gives legit vibes but had steady foot traffic and phone calls. 2 ladies there I was hoping to get lucky but struck out. Got stuck with the shorter one. Not a looker but decent body. Massage wasn't bad either. Ill go back soon and hopefully become a familiar face.[/QUOTE]Hmmmm, so that is 1-1 so 50% chance of leaving happy LOL. First poster had great things, anyone else able to sway me a direction before I make the visit.

Anything within that area or on the way up 94 that may interested my vehicle to make a pit stop. Used to be one across from the gas station on 94 outside of st cloud I would visit, but looking for something totally new? Suggestions?

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6949289]Had a chance to do a bit of roaming this weekend. I found a new place on Larpenteur that is located in a newly renovated strip mall. Oriental kungfu massage. Their google listing is brand new and active, so I went to take a look. They seem to not be open yet, as there was no sign and their spot in the strip mall looked vacant. There was a paper sign, but I didn't read it since I was just driving by in the lot.

I wanted to do some adventuring tho, so I hopped over to Columbia Heights to check out the change in management for what used to be Miss Li. New name is Elm massage, and I got an hr there. Surprisingly, their hr rate is only 70. That's kinda cheap nowadays. Mist places have bumped to 80 for an hr.

I can't remember if I posted a review of Miss Li here or not already. I also don't feel like retreading water, so I'll keep it short. Nothing has really changed about this place. I'm fairly certain there is a new lady, looks like late 30's. She was at the front desk, but I didn't get her. I was a bit sad. Instead, I got what was a 40's okay lookin Chinese lady. Nothing to write home about.

Leaving the details of the joint itself as IYKYK, but all in all I tipped 50 and it was actually pretty dang good ending. Good to know that the change is just in name.

I'll be curious to follow-up on that Larpenteur location once they open though. If someone knows what the deal there is, drop a note![/QUOTE]Checked out Elm massage, you're right about the good looking petite lady. I wanted massage from her since she got me excited then she introduced me the manly looking therapist so I walked out.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6964735]Hmm possibly she did that, but I have always been a shooter, often times over the shoulder where most therapists show their athletic ability to avoid the soaking. If often get told, "Ohhhh my, you sooo strong!" Literally, so figured it is a Chinese thing with strength and vitality for shooting a high load of ocean spray. But something said loudly in Chinese, from her? Typically she is a giggle followed by wooooooooh, quietly!

Ohh well![/QUOTE]I love it when they say ohh wow, Happy New Years, or Happy Birthday LOL. I also love it when it's super quiet and you can hear the therapist gulp multiple times. That tells you she's enjoying it and wants it bad LOL.

[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6956931]In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:

Ming Wang Spa.

[/QUOTE]Unless I went to the wrong Ming Wang, she was strictly DIY. Got close to the goods often and tons of teasing but refused to go further.

[QUOTE=AnonFan247;6965414]Unless I went to the wrong Ming Wang, she was strictly DIY. Got close to the goods often and tons of teasing but refused to go further.[/QUOTE]Ming Wang has always been DIY for me. I haven't been there in years, because I didn't think it would ever be more than that.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6964760]Anything within that area or on the way up 94 that may interested my vehicle to make a pit stop. Used to be one across from the gas station on 94 outside of st cloud I would visit, but looking for something totally new? Suggestions?[/QUOTE]King Massage.

[QUOTE=Nhybgt;6965675]King Massage.[/QUOTE]Thank you! Looks like nice Futons, typical service I imagine?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6965827]Thank you! Looks like nice Futons, typical service I imagine?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure that the pics on Google maps of the interior are accurate, but to the rest of your question, yes.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;6965505]Ming Wang has always been DIY for me. I haven't been there in years, because I didn't think it would ever be more than that.[/QUOTE]Same experience at Ming.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y6F6SYl8TU&t=60s[/URL]

A: Who wears suits and ties to spa.

B: Who's going to fess up and say it is some guys from here?

[QUOTE=TxxFxx;6966773]Same experience at Ming.[/QUOTE]Same here. The way they tease you and force you to DIY, surprised they're still in business.

Went to M Moon in SLP. Got Amy. She was very flirty, and more sensual than a normal massage (lots of light touch). I never directly propositioned her, but I did make it clear that I was ready for L1 and she just laughed and said I was handsome.

Thought I'd check out Massage Moon in SLP to see what all the fuss is about. I'm very happy with the results. I ended up with a young girl had to be early 20's petite and pretty. She said she is new from Flushings NY. Good sign when they come from there. She asked me how I wanted it, I said soft and sensual and I like the lower area focused in. She got creative to the point I Just turned over and let her play with me. She allowed touch and kissing. Playful like Mia but better looking. Finished with one of the best finishes I ever had. Unfortunately she's a temp and will be relocating soon. If you get a chance try her out before she's gone.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;6957476]Outside of the metro area:

Massage Healthy. Hudson.

Eastern Wellness. Red Wing.[/QUOTE]Who has the youngest most attractive women?

Somebody got lucky at Rose massage. Which of you was it?

Heard the subtle sound of balls smacking, and the moaning at the end was loud enough she said shh. PM me with the details love to hear about it!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6964735]Hmm possibly she did that, but I have always been a shooter, often times over the shoulder where most therapists show their athletic ability to avoid the soaking. If often get told, "Ohhhh my, you sooo strong!" Literally, so figured it is a Chinese thing with strength and vitality for shooting a high load of ocean spray. But something said loudly in Chinese, from her? Typically she is a giggle followed by wooooooooh, quietly!

Ohh well![/QUOTE]Went here the other day, was hoping I received the young receptionist at the desk but did not. Either they do not care or they're under the impression that we can't hear through the curtains LOL. I got 30 minutes, which the massage itself was thorough for such short amount of time. Entire time I hear one guy enjoying his massage. She wraps up my massage and tries to have me pay more to flip over. Not today lady I'm no rookie LOL. I flip over give her the tip and we know the rest. As I'm leaving, I hear another guy enjoying his massage. Not sure if ill be returning, they need thicker curtains LOL!

Good day to my fellow Hobbyist! To all my south metro fellas, looking into the scene, go check out summer spa. One of the well known gals is down there, with a new team. My imagination only leads me to believe it'll be as fun as Maple Leaf.

By the way, serious got the best massage at Maple Leaf by Evie or Eva. Full body, head, shoulders, front legs, back legs, back, feet. I feel like I got new legs, literally. Great forearm preassure.

Thank me later!

Capt.

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;6971650]Good day to my fellow Hobbyist! To all my south metro fellas, looking into the scene, go check out summer spa. One of the well known gals is down there, with a new team. My imagination only leads me to believe it'll be as fun as Maple Leaf.

By the way, serious got the best massage at Maple Leaf by Evie or Eva. Full body, head, shoulders, front legs, back legs, back, feet. I feel like I got new legs, literally. Great forearm preassure.

Thank me later!

Capt.[/QUOTE]Feeling dumb cause I can't find it. Can you give me a city? Or PM. Thanks man.

Any AMP in and around metro that offer FS? PM me any intel!

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;6971650]Good day to my fellow Hobbyist! To all my south metro fellas, looking into the scene, go check out summer spa. One of the well known gals is down there, with a new team. My imagination only leads me to believe it'll be as fun as Maple Leaf.

By the way, serious got the best massage at Maple Leaf by Evie or Eva. Full body, head, shoulders, front legs, back legs, back, feet. I feel like I got new legs, literally. Great forearm preassure.

Thank me later!

Capt.[/QUOTE]The only place with that name is in Cottage Grove and that looks legit as a library, where might this place exist?

Thanks!

Woozer.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. My resources are excellent. Go try it, then let me know. If I reported here that I went, and it was great would you go?

LOL, I told you, thank me later.

Capt.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6972018]The only place with that name is in Cottage Grove and that looks legit as a library, where might this place exist?

Thanks!

Woozer.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6965827]Thank you! Looks like nice Futons, typical service I imagine?[/QUOTE]I would never dissuade anyone from a release, but I would not ever be back. Long and short of it. Worst massage and ball play before the flip ever had. It was just not pleasurable. Got tired of it after the first 15 minutes, so I flipped after paying for the hr. She wanted 200 Marios for a linguistic release, I said nope. 100 Marios for an Origami Release. Nope! Got down to a little more than Fitty Cent, and nothing but a hard elbow to ribs, while block of area leaning on me, I adjust her, raised and ben leg to help out with the pain I was getting. She took my heal lowered, the leg back down, more pressure on ribs. I then bent back leg and say please that hurts LOL. Then the moaning and hand switching from fatigue after 10 minutes was unreal. Junior was not close to getting to mast, just a little bendy from the lack of talent and pain. Then through shear focus, clenched eyes, lower torso flexing, and my own gyrating I forced one out. Literally, I walked out with jello legs from a leg day at the gym! Little guy needed more oil at tend but didn't get, so I had to deal with the friction once a semi happened as didn't want to lose it. So I walked out with some lower pain like two sticks rubbed together to start fire! Welcome to Alex!

On my worst say, and I am not much of a complainer I would not be back. Even. If it was raging and a hard look at it would cause it to blow like a volcano. I would stay in the parking lot! .

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;6972029]Don't judge a book by it's cover. My resources are excellent. Go try it, then let me know. If I reported here that I went, and it was great would you go?

LOL, I told you, thank me later.

Capt.[/QUOTE]If you report it as solid, it's solid in my book. That's all I need to hear. You have been very reliable in the past.

With that said, I still can't find it.

EDIT: Nevermind, found it!! I'll check it out, thanks!!!

Took a visit to Oriental Kungfu in Larpenteur. Newly face lifted strip mall plaza. Walked in and saw some contractors working on a shelf or something. Should have taken that as a sign to pass, but I was determined to get the intel for ya'll. The place is really bright, standard strip mall AMP layout. Hall with closing doors. There were 2 ladies, both 40 ish standard. Nothing exciting, but not bad either. Very standard builds.

I opted for an hour on a "futon" which us basically just a wider massage table. I got the older of the two. Massage was fine, nothing fancy. The fuckin door was open an inch the whole time, and I would hear the contractors working. Really annoying.

Ultimately, nothing on the flip and HE shot down completely. I wasn't being aggressive or anything. Just my usual routine during massage, and pointing down on the flip. Scalp massage and I gtfo.

Maybe it was because it was opening day for them. Maybe they were not serving with contractors working in the hall. I dunno. Honestly, gave off your standard legit AMP vibes.

Save yourself the hassle, skip it. Too squeaky clean to be fun.

As a makeup treat for myself (and to satiate my blue balls), I hopped over to Maple for a 30 minute with Vivi right after. Very good. Great technique. Happy with the result, and she is very cute. 40's as well, but petite. I honestly wonder why I keep exploring when the game is so good at the good joints.