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Bingo. Just found one tonight around the southside loop 25 for both hsw she has a nice body damn. No phone. Damn.

Been out strolling around on the south loop, and saw 1 or 2 sw between lincoln and beecher. 1 of them is a spinner but i guess her man or pimp always walking beside her. If any1 got #'S hit me up.

I have been a mongering manwhore for a long time now but the past year or so paying for poon has lost its overall appeal for me. I used to partake frequently, but just lost the chase mojo(ya know??). I break open the wallet on occasion but my newest hobby is chasing for free poon from lonely divorcees who post ads in the "longterm relationship" section. I have found a few diamonds in the rough who have been awesome but also get caught with my pants down in situations I wouldnt wish on my dickhead neighbor. As it turned out yesterday, it wasnt a dickhead neighbor but a fellow manwhore(jazzyjaco handle on USASG) who ended up with his pants thankfully still on but he is a damaged man after what transpired...

Yesterday afternoon, Im working from home and horny as usual so I pop onto quest. There is a middle age woman on line with the typical "I like to go for walks and concerts blah blah blah" ad and I reply,"wow, sexy voice" she replies back with a thank you and compliments my voice back----GAME ON--- 10 minutes later we are off quest, I call her and we are phone boning, she is screaming orgams and pleading for cock. "I wish we could meet right now"...damn, I cant, timing just isnt in the cards for me on quick notice, BUT, I know jaco lives fairly close to her. I tell her I owe her cock after getting her all worked up and can have someone over within an hour to take care of her--she jumps on it and said yes, I need cock. lol So, I ask for a pic and she emails me...bigger woman but doesnt look all that bad. Ive got jaco on IM by this time and being the ***** that he is , he is all over it. I forward the pic to him and he is out the door and on his way.

15 minutes later jaco calls me and says "Dude, that was the scariest shit Ive ever seen, that photo isnt her, I knocked on the door and Maudes ugly twin sister opened the door in a peekaboo nightie, holding a can of whipped cream, with a toothless smile" Im cracking up and he is going on about the dank odor of cat piss, but he thinks she doesnt have a cat and it must have been her.

Talk about taking a bullet for a fellow monger lol...I owe him now!!!!

While this was certainly the worst case scenario with chasing poon, it was also hilarious at the same time. Despite this outcome, my mojo is fully intact for the chase and Ill continue to go after the divorcees...I dont know if jaco feels the same, he may have serious post-traumatic stress disorder!!!!

Ok ok, I know this is supposed to be a site for pay for poon action so I will add this...I saw a hot little spinner off of quest a few weeks ago--$100--and it was one of the best bbbjcim experiences Ive had in a long time--better than laura in looks and technique--digits for senior members!!!

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]Ok ok, I know this is supposed to be a site for pay for poon action so I will add this. I saw a hot little spinner off of quest a few weeks ago--$100--and it was one of the best BBBJCIM experiences I've had in a long time--better than laura in looks and technique--digits for senior members! [/QUOTE]What did she look like?

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]Ok ok, I know this is supposed to be a site for pay for poon action[/QUOTE]Jackson once said that this site is for sharing tips on how/where to get sex, not just paid sex, any sex. So don't worry, keep up with your info on free sex. :)

[QUOTE=KingDd]Jackson once said that this site is for sharing tips on how/where to get sex, not just paid sex, any sex. So don't worry, keep up with your info on free sex. :)[/QUOTE]I got a line on free sex. Two providers. Lefty and righty. Which is why I like to monger.

Too stubborn and tired to date, too lazy to jack off.

She is a brunette, about 5'7, maybe 120, probably bcup tits with nice erect nipples. She answered the door in g-string bottom only so her tits were the first thing to greet me --schweeeetttt!!!!. Note to seniors, Im calling her prior to giving you her number so be patient if you PM'd me.

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]She is a brunette, about 5'7, maybe 120, probably bcup tits with nice erect nipples. She answered the door in g-string bottom only so her tits were the first thing to greet me.-schweeeetttt! Note to seniors, I'm calling her prior to giving you her number so be patient if you PM'd me.[/QUOTE]Sweet deal. But I like them a little bit thicker. The skinny once's can't take it. You know what I mean

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]She is a brunette, about 5'7, maybe 120, probably bcup tits with nice erect nipples. She answered the door in g-string bottom only so her tits were the first thing to greet me --schweeeetttt!!!!. Note to seniors, Im calling her prior to giving you her number so be patient if you PM'd me.[/QUOTE]


Not bad Eddie. But man, $100 for just a BBBJCIM? Economy's been kind of rough.

[QUOTE=X Factor414]Not bad Eddie. But man, $100 for just a BBBJCIM? Economy's been kind of rough.[/QUOTE]I agree that is a little stiff but you get what you pay for. I'd rather see her than some SW on Lisbon and who knows what happens.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity]I agree that is a little stiff but you get what you pay for. I'd rather see her than some SW on Lisbon and who knows what happens.[/QUOTE]That's right keep it safe keep it smart.

Any one know any thick ladies?

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]While this was certainly the worst case scenario with chasing poon, it was also hilarious at the same time. Despite this outcome, my mojo is fully intact for the chase and Ill continue to go after the divorcees...I dont know if jaco feels the same, he may have serious post-traumatic stress disorder!!!![/QUOTE]I am laughing so hard here I have tears running down my face. That is such a bummer that happened. I bet Jaco will get his revenge.

Laughing.

Just picked one up around southside loop but no go she wanted 50 or 75 what a rip. She was about a 5 in my book.

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]Ok ok, I know this is supposed to be a site for pay for poon action so I will add this. I saw a hot little spinner off of quest a few weeks ago--$100--and it was one of the best BBBJCIM experiences I've had in a long time--better than laura in looks and technique--digits for senior members! [/QUOTE]Great contri Eddie. You cracked me up. I loved the part of the cat piss. Sorry jaco.

MRC

$100 for a BBBJCIM? At that price she should be painting my house. Was her name Michelle and does the live arounf 27th and Loomis?