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This one really is curious. Anyone? Buellor, Buellor?

Looks like an asking to get busted.

Watch LIVE porn show and you can even be the director BBW. 33

Here is what we are offering. We are a married couple in our mid thirties. Wife is a BBW five foot four two twenty with fake but natural looking double Ds and a cute face. The husband is average looks, husky five nine and two twenty averagely hung. We love to perform for an audience. We will come to you and perform in your area of choice for ten dollars plus mileage per thirty minute session and longer sessions are available (reasonable mileage.) You can call the shots and direct us or simply sit back and enjoy the show. We don't do anal, but we will do anything else together. This is completely legal as you are paying an entertainment fee for watching us perform and are an audience. Feel free to pleasure yourself. Couples and females are welcomed and appreciated as well as single men. Please be polite and not pushy. We are clean and discrete ALWAYS. We will never call you unless you ask us to or contact you in anyway. Discretion is a priority as well as your entertainment. We are available for out calls to you between 6pm and 3am until June 10, we will then be able to provide daytime calls. We are available in our van for a show in the van at a private location near us from 6pm to 3 am also (for ten dollars no mileage) or inside our home after 12am midnight. Due to privacy restrictions, these are the only options currently. We can only offer daytime hours after June 10 and we can host at that time in our home. We apologize for this inconvenience but our schedule and privacy restrictions make it a necessity. We can be reached at 941-448-1826, please indicate what you are calling for. We offer other services as well and you can view that ad at [url]http://sarasota.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/why-watch-porn-alone-when-u-can-watch-it-with-bbw-company-possibilities-are-endless-33/3859590[/url] (which is an ad at sarasota escorts back page)

We are educated professionals who saw an opportunity to capitalize on the adult entertainment industry in a new and unique way, clean, D&D free.

Mike and Jaysha

Poster's age: 33

• Location: tampa, stpete, sarasota, bradenton

Sounds like Matt Foley may have a new gig..

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTTvKWPZGw&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=Fluff You]This one really is curious. Anyone? Buellor, Buellor?

Looks like an asking to get busted.

Watch LIVE porn show and you can even be the director BBW. 33

Here is what we are offering. We are a married couple in our mid thirties. Wife is a BBW five foot four two twenty with fake but natural looking double Ds and a cute face. The husband is average looks, husky five nine and two twenty averagely hung. We love to perform for an audience. We will come to you and perform in your area of choice for ten dollars plus mileage per thirty minute session and longer sessions are available (reasonable mileage.) You can call the shots and direct us or simply sit back and enjoy the show. We don't do anal, but we will do anything else together. This is completely legal as you are paying an entertainment fee for watching us perform and are an audience. Feel free to pleasure yourself. Couples and females are welcomed and appreciated as well as single men. Please be polite and not pushy. We are clean and discrete ALWAYS. We will never call you unless you ask us to or contact you in anyway. Discretion is a priority as well as your entertainment. We are available for out calls to you between 6pm and 3am until June 10, we will then be able to provide daytime calls. We are available in our van for a show in the van at a private location near us from 6pm to 3 am also (for ten dollars no mileage) or inside our home after 12am midnight. Due to privacy restrictions, these are the only options currently. We can only offer daytime hours after June 10 and we can host at that time in our home. We apologize for this inconvenience but our schedule and privacy restrictions make it a necessity. We can be reached at 941-448-1826, please indicate what you are calling for. We offer other services as well and you can view that ad at [url]http://sarasota.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/why-watch-porn-alone-when-u-can-watch-it-with-bbw-company-possibilities-are-endless-33/3859590[/url] (which is an ad at sarasota escorts back page)

We are educated professionals who saw an opportunity to capitalize on the adult entertainment industry in a new and unique way, clean, D&D free.

Mike and Jaysha

Poster's age: 33

• Location: tampa, stpete, sarasota, bradenton[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Found myself in a strip plaza on Dale Mabry where Serenity Spa (formerly Oriental Spa) is located. Just walking around killing time after leaving the McDonalds next door. A guy approaches me and asks "you from around here"? I answer yes and he points to a restaurant he is opening up in the plaza. I turn around, and the place is called Burger Monger. He hands me a sample menu. First question in the menu asks "what is a monger"? The answer given.......A monger is a trader or dealer of fine goods. Monger`s are well known for their ability to pick only the premium and highest quality goods to sell or trade. I thought it was funny.[/QUOTE]

Drove past the place yesterday and the sign says they're open, but I didn't see any of our ladies out front anywhere. Darn! LOL!

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Found myself in a strip plaza on Dale Mabry where Serenity Spa (formerly Oriental Spa) is located. Just walking around killing time after leaving the McDonalds next door. A guy approaches me and asks "you from around here"? I answer yes and he points to a restaurant he is opening up in the plaza. I turn around, and the place is called Burger Monger. He hands me a sample menu. First question in the menu asks "what is a monger"? The answer given. A monger is a trader or dealer of fine goods. Monger's are well known for their ability to pick only the premium and highest quality goods to sell or trade. I thought it was funny.[/QUOTE]I know it's off-topic, but this place opened on Sunday and I'd recommend them to anyone who loves a good burger. They marketed through THE popular social network. Shall we say a book with faces. They convinced me to try and my teenage son and I were both happy with the food. Burgers made from American Kobe beef and shakes made with Hagan Daz ice cream. Good stuff.

And how could you not love a burger place with "monger" in the name?

Earlier this week I had an appointment out near the airport. On the way to said appointment I called JENNIE SQUIRTS and set an appointment for a couple hours later.

First thought was that Jen was kind of goofy looking. She was very pleasent and in a good mood. Her service was very good. Menu was plentiful. For one and a half bills for an hour that includes back door and BBBJ it was worth the trip.

[QUOTE=Troop]Earlier this week I had an appointment out near the airport. On the way to said appointment I called JENNIE SQUIRTS and set an appointment for a couple hours later.

First thought was that Jen was kind of goofy looking. She was very pleasent and in a good mood. Her service was very good. Menu was plentiful. For one and a half bills for an hour that includes back door and BBBJ it was worth the trip.[/QUOTE]

I haven't seen her in awhile. She is true to her name. I have no earthly idea how she can keep producing like that. You need goggles and a snorkel! She doesn't rush, offers an awful lot for the money, and can talk baseball with the best of them.

[QUOTE=Atl Guy]I haven't seen her in awhile. She is true to her name. I have no earthly idea how she can keep producing like that. You need goggles and a snorkel! She doesn't rush, offers an awful lot for the money, and can talk baseball with the best of them.[/QUOTE]

LOL. I knew it was true when she spread towells in the bed. Yoohoo! I wish I had known she could talk baseball. I love baseball.

BTW, I thought I posted this in the Escort Reports forum. Misfire.

I see a Redheaded BBw I met on casuals that squirts, or should I say pours.
It can go on for 3 hours as long as your content to lay there and lick / suck / stroke it.

We have been going through her fantasies, one of which was to provide for $, so she now has seen a few Senior members over here in Orlando and loves it.

3+ hours for $$

Warning: If you see a true squirter be prepared, its really not pee, really.

BTW, we use the old folks incontenence pads on the bed, beats soaking 4 towels per session.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1]I see a Redheaded BBw I met on casuals that squirts, or should I say pours.

It can go on for 3 hours as long as your content to lay there and lick / suck / stroke it.

We have been going through her fantasies, one of which was to provide for $, so she now has seen a few Senior members over here in Orlando and loves it.

3+ hours for $$

Warning: If you see a true squirter be prepared, its really not pee, really.

BTW, we use the old folks incontenence pads on the bed, beats soaking 4 towels per session.[/QUOTE]I was with this one provider last year that squirted for me when I didn't expect it. It was first and only time I've had someone do that for me. She squirted while in mish. It was a hot time. Don't think she's around anymore and I forget her name. She shared a room with Skye (aka Star) for a short time.

It's not piss but it's sure warm like it.

[QUOTE=Troop]LOL. I knew it was true when she spread towells in the bed. Yoohoo! I wish I had known she could talk baseball. I love baseball.

BTW, I thought I posted this in the Escort Reports forum. Misfire.[/QUOTE]She is also very into everything NHL. She truly is one of those that can fill the time between cups very well! I was extremely comfortable with her from the first time I walked through her door.

Is it an AMP? Massage Parlor? Some kind of Strip Club? Hmmm, I better go get a closer look. I pulled up to get a good look at the sign. A vegetarian food store! How that ties in to Global warming is beyond my ability to understand. Ironically, across the street the Casa Carne is packed with customers while I seem to be the only guy in the Loving Hut's lot and I'm not shopping for their kind of mellon.
Any of you folks take a second look at that new sign?

[QUOTE=Skiper]... A vegetarian food store! How that ties in to Global warming is beyond my ability to understand. ...[/QUOTE]Livestock flatulence? Actually, the amount of energy (petrochemical based fertilizers, tractor fuel, etc.) needed to produce 1 gram of usable animal protein is about 10 times the amount needed to produce 1 gram of usable vegetable protein (like soy, spirulina, etc.). Those cows and chickens consume an awful lot of hay and other vegetable feedstock (and shit or fart out most of it). The problem is, who the hell likes to eat soyburgers? Hence the busier parking lot next door.

[QUOTE=Skiper]Is it an AMP? Massage Parlor? Some kind of Strip Club? Hmmm, I better go get a closer look. I pulled up to get a good look at the sign. A vegetarian food store! How that ties in to Global warming is beyond my ability to understand. Ironically, across the street the Casa Carne is packed with customers while I seem to be the only guy in the Loving Hut's lot and I'm not shopping for their kind of mellon.
Any of you folks take a second look at that new sign?[/QUOTE]

It's connected with [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Hai]Ching Hai[/url], a wealthy Eastern guru nutjob.

If you read Orlando, I have a Sexy Red Headed bbw that squirts for hours on end, one of her fantasies was to sell some cochee, so now she is smitten with some extra cash and plays now and then.

I was over at her house this morning for some DATY and squirting, WOW.

She is going on vacation for a few days, however she promises that 2 of her friends, single moms wanting to supplement their income, also bbw, one 30 and one 44 are coming on board.
She has promised me pics perhaps before she returns but we definitely will take some when she returns this Saturday!

Not sure how hot the 2 new gals will be, will have to verify before recommending. Hope at least on squirts!

The 44 one is Hawaiian.

All promising 3 hours of fun and games.

Some or all of them will have play time after Sat for sure, now realize that the redhead has some experience the other 2 are new, all must be treated well. They may even consider coming to Tampa / St. Pete for a play day.

One is $$ +room or 2 for double that +$, not sure if you want 3, they will require pics, I will give out Red heads e-mail and the rest is between consenting adults.

If your not a Senior member don't ask, if your unprepared to send a pic, don't bother. I will answer all of you but be patient and remember if I send you her e-mail she is out of town till Friday night and may not answer e-mails till she returns.

Also if you want the squirter, understand what you are truly asking for, its not just a little wet spot on the sheet, I'm talking about we use the 20 x 30" pads from Walmart to soak it up and 2 per hour sometimes more. If she sits on your face you will need straws for a snorkel or U will drown.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1] If she sits on your face you will need straws for a snorkel or U will drown.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, this made my day!