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Made a trip to CPHC yesterday afternoon and they were quite busy. In comes Yung looking yummy as ever, I have seen her a couple of times before and found her to be mechanical. Yesterday she was in an excellent mood ..headed for the TS, where every nook and corner was cleaned. Asked for two shots, one in the shower and one in the room and the request was granted for an extra $20. It was a long TS with her fingers working excpetionally well. After the first bell, had a head shower and a gentle neck massage.

On we went into the room and the mirror was adjusted for the perfect view. Had a decent massage and then the festivites resumed. The pacific rim exploration with a lot of hand motion and then came the flip.

On the table she stood with a gentle stripper motion and down came the landing strip and the cow girl postion was taken, then doggie and a very satisfying conclusion. The mirror was definitely a plus a very beautiful view.

Infact this time she was quite chatty and asked about her boody, if it was too small or her breasts. Asked me to rate her against the other girls and also differences in methodology. The gentleman that I am had to say she was the best of them all.

Overall another satisfying trip at CPHC.

A hobby like no other.

Be safe and happy hunting

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On February 21 Mr. Jon reported thusly on his trip to the IHC at 1818 New York Avenue NE, where he saw Nana:

"Very pretty, about 5 foot 5 with a sweet body, short black hair just to her shoulders and small, exceptionally perky breasts with large tasty nipples."

I recently did a session with Nana as well, and to my eye she looked about 5 foot 6. She was wearing a miniskirt with a flouncey hem that rode low on her hips and a bikini top that was just a little too large for her B cup breasts. It's not that Nana is flat-chested. But her boobs are definitely on the small side and she would have looked totally hot in one of those tiny, flimsy bikini tops or sports bras. Nana is slim, with nice legs but not waiflike or a total hard body. Later I was to discover a pleasantly round ass. So in the figure department, I'd say Nana is nice, but too tall and too heavy to qualify as a spinner. Her best feature IMHO was her face, which was really pretty with fine features and a cute smile. I also liked her short hair, which she put up in a scrunchy during our session. She had VERY nice golden skin. All in all Nana's look was cute and pretty but not hot or gorgeous.

"Mama warned me that Nana was very new and that her English was not very good. Nana told me she had only been there one week, strait from Seoul. Despite this, we communicated quite well."

No warning from the Mamasan for me, but I did notice Nana was struggling with English a little bit. But if you've been to an Asian spa before you know the drill so it wasn't any big deal. Just don't plan to impressing her with your witty bon mots.

"At first Nana acted a bit cool, and engaged in little or none of flirtation one usually gets. No hand holding while going to the room, nor to the shower and back."

She held my hand, but Nana's demeanor during our session was about the same. No flirtation, no giggling, no effort to convey the impression that the session was going to be fun. I will note that when we first stepped into the room Nana stayed and helped me undress. This was a nice change from the other girls who just toss you a towel and disappear. As I sized her up Nana struck me as nervous and shy rather than stuck up or aloof. I suspect that her lack of language skills and relative inexperience accounts for this.

On the way to the shower, I spotted another girl. The glimpse was fleeting and I saw her only from the back. But she looked about 5 foot 2 with dark wavy hair cascading over her shoulders and down her back between her shoulder blades. She was wearing a orange or red bikini that showed off a slim figure and creamy skin. Anybody have further information on this girl? And while we're at it, does anybody have an opinion in respect of whether it's considered bad spa form to ask the girl you're with about a girl you see in the hall?

"The shower was average. All the spots were taken care of but the focus was lacking. Afterwards, I got to dry myself off, except for my feet."

My shower was slightly better. Nana seemed relaxed and she cheerfully accommodated my request for hotter water. She used a scrubby thing for most of the washing, which I like. [The Queer Eye guys on TV say it aids exfoliation. ;-)] But she also made a few passes over Mr. Wood using her hand, which was nice albeit too brief. Nana dried me off head to toe and we headed back to the room.

Once we arrived, I looked around and noticed a surfeit of decorative and personal touches, like all manner of Hello Kitty stuff, candles and various bric a brac. I theorize that we were in one of the rooms that the girls live in. That has happened to me just once in all the times I've visited the IHC, so I suspect they were rather busy on the night I dropped by. My suspicions were increased when Nana came back from freshening up and announced we were switching rooms. "Five room small. Eight room big," was her only explanation. The new room was, indeed larger. And it lacked some of the personal touches as well.

"This led to a soft massage, lip action on the back of the legs and thighs."

I requested a soft massage and I must say Nana did a nice job. Her tongue bath technique was nice and her hands felt very good indeed. Definitely a fun way to get started.

"On the flip, there was more lip action along the full upper body and some mutual nipple sucking. An above average CBJ turned into a sort DATY session."

One thing I liked after the flip was how Nana stroked my cock with her hand. Mr. Wood likes a little manual stimulation before any oral attention, so I usually request this. But to my surprise lots of the girls seem reluctant to yank my crank. This strikes me as odd give that the standard spa session features a blowjob and then fucking. You'd think that starting with a little handjob would be no big deal, but apparently the girls don't like it. I find this irksome. Anyway, Nana did better than most girls in this regard, so she scores points with me. She also added a little ball licking to the hand job before she finally applied the condom with her mouth. I thought her technique was good, especially when she occasionally returned to licking my balls. Nana also accommodated my request to blow me while I stood up and she squatted in front of me. Again, ball licking was cheerfully supplied in copious amounts. Given Nana's willingness to give Mr. Wood a little manual attention, her willingness to blow me standing up, and her ball licking efforts, I'll rate my CBJ as significantly above average. In fact, watching Nana's gorgeous young face as she sucked my dick and licked my balls was easily the hottest part of the session.

"We then when strait to missionary work, and never changed. For the first few minutes Nana seemed distant, and kept her eyes closed."

About the same for me. Totally out of it during a brief DATY interlude. Absolutely not a peep. (Pubic hair not trimmed, but sparse all the same.) Slightly better, but not by much during a couple of the usual positions. Nana has a really pretty face, but more eye contact and engagement would have been better. I did notice that her nipples stiffened and lengthened nicely under my tongue. And you ass men will find that Nana has a surprisingly round and nice butt for an otherwise slim girl.

"When she finally opened her eyes and looked at me I told her just how good she felt and her demeanor changes and she got much more responsive and took more of an active role in things."

I guess Mr. Jon is better at flattery than I. Despite doing my best to engage Nana with some positive feedback she remained largely disengaged during the deed. Which is too bad because her pussy was pretty tight, especially doggy style.

Nana perked up during a post fuck massage and her personality came back a little bit. While her technique was good, and it was nice to see her less morose, I was a little peeved at her sudden change in demeanor. We pay for the fantasy and it always bugs me a little to be reminded that a girl found fucking me to be a chore.

"I think Nana is one that that will improve with cultivation and attention. I will defiantly see her again to see if the experience improves, as I expect it will."

My experience was better than Mr. Jon's in some respects, and worse in others. So I suppose it's possible that Nana has relaxed a little since February 21. But for me to repeat, the session has to be well above average - which usually requires a hot girl who makes a good effort. Nana is pretty enough, especially from the neck up. But she's not smoking hot. And while she does a good job with her face buried in my groin, her cold fish act otherwise is not enough to convince me to repeat.

Eden: A dream that ended.

Hi punters,

I just like to pass on some information about my former most favorite provider. Her name: Eden. You can find her under eros-dc dot com. Tel. [blue][Contact information deleted by Admin][/blue]. 250/hour

Without a doubt, she is the best provider I ever had. Petite latina with nice titts. An ass you would never expect witha person that tiny, a BJ and shaft licking that is almots unparalleled, a passion that is more than GFE. In short: the perfect fkc for your money.

She loves to be licked, even spreads her pussy for you, so that you can easily access her clit – she enjoys it and gets off. Eden also likes doggy style like ther is no tomorrow. I fusually fuked her so hard that she was screaming and the sweat was pouring down from my forhead and chest. I finally got nher primed for anal – first sessions with tongue anal, than the thumb on her asshol and last time I really finger fuked her ass. Next step would have been nailing her musky hole.

I only have positive thinhs to say. She is pretty, bubbly and horny. Nice skin, enjoying a good fukc. But why did I decide not to frequent her any longer and let you horny punters in on the fun?

Well, my reasoning might sound incredible due to the always pleasant, horny and satisfying past experiences, but that is just the way I am.

When we started our last session she started licking my dick and balls as always. No problem there. Than we fukced the living daylight out of each other. I liked it when she pulled my covered dick out of her tasty pussy, smeared her juiced on my „de-rubberized“ pole, spit on it and jerked me off against her tits, usually licking my shaft and balls.

Well, this time, when I asked her to lick her pussy juice of my rod she snipped at me „I already did that today when we started today!“ She finished me with great enthusiasm, letting me cum on her titts and belly, milking every little drop out off me. But her snippy comment „killed“ something in me. In a split second something was broken which can not be replaced.

I kept her a secret, if that was ever possible. Now I hope you guys will have lots of fun with her. For me Eden was the perfect provider. Be careful, you guys might fall in love. She ranks in my top 3 DC providers.

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Report on Mirage:
I was met at the door at about 11:00 AM by a hideous hag. Oh my gosh, what a set of teeth on her! Thank goodness she quickly turned me over to Lucy-23 years old, about 5-4, maybe 115 or so. Very pleasant, nice personality.
She led me to the room, took the money, and quickly returned to help me undress. She reached down for Mr. Happy and had him hard in a millisecond. This doesn't take much, but it was nice of her anyway. In the TS, she was great. First with the washcloth, then with the hands only. Very thorough cleaning all the nooks and crannies. On the flip, it was more of the same and the Big Dipper still hadn't settled down. She said, "You want hand job now?" I said sure and she made me give a good impression of Old Faithful. She cleaned me up and we went back to the room.
There, she gave me a fine massage all over the back, butt, and legs. She was working up a lather so she went to take a shower before the main event.
She came back wrapped in just a towel. I made room for her on the table and we explored each others bodies-well, I explored hers anyway. She has a lightly-trimmed bush, a nice tan, and small but responsive breasts. She initiated the BJ with some ball licking and after she put on the condom, I got her in front of the mirror on her knees. Something about this postion really does it for me. She gave a good nasty, slurping BJ and I told her I was ready.
She got on the table with her cooch just at the edge. It's the perfect height for me to slide right in. I put her ankles on my shoulders, held them out wide, put them together above my head, all the while going in and out. She's got a nice nasty mouth on her and she kept encouraging me to slide my jogi into her bogi. You Korean speakers-did I get that right?
She then got into doggie position, again with her cooch at the edge of the table. We hammered at this for a while. I must say, her bogi isn't the tightest I've ever encountered, so it was taking a while for me to bust. Course, with a pencildick like mine, a virgin would probably feel loose.
She had me pull out. She laid on the table, face down. I climbed on and straddled her. She kept her legs together and slid me inside. By keeping her legs together, she could provide more friction and after about 5 more minutes, I had a powerful shangrila.
We laid together a while, then she went off for a hot towel. The usual 5 Jackson tab. She was exceedingly friendly and nice and I had a great time.

D.C. Mongers,

I'm planning to visit the famed Downtown spa (Mimi, Maya) when I return to D.C. in a few weeks. I've had two trips to Young's in Tyson over the last few months and have been impressed with the clean environment of the spa.

I've heard loads about the ladies of the Downtown spa but I haven't heard very much about the actual spa surroundings (overall cleanliness, etc.). The only thing I've read on this board concerning environment was in regards to the urine smell in the stairwell.

To be honest, I'm a little concerned this place is a dive on the inside, which would be a turnoff no matter how hot Mimi and Maya are. Yeah, I know this is a weird qwerk I have. Could someone who's been to both Young's and Downtown compare the environment of the two? If no one meets the previous criteria, could someone who's been downtown enlighten me about the atmosphere there? Based on the number of fans of the downtown location I'm hoping the only anomaly in cleanliness is the stairwell.

In addition, could someone advise me on when's the best time to catch Mimi and/or Maya. I'm assuming pre-lunch or mid-afternoon. Finally, is $60 door knocks and $100 provider compliments is the standard for getting to enjoy Fanciful Singing by the downtown providers?

Thanks,
Word Wizard

I read on another BB that Downtow was closed today (Tuesday), and they aren't answering the phone. Can anyone confirm this?

PLEASE SAY IT AIN"T SO!

Crazy Dick

Word Wizard,
I've never been to a spa in Va, but I've been to Downtown plenty of times. The approach is real nasty. The insides are okay. I've never paid that much attention to the surroundings, which must mean they're acceptably clean.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like Maya. She's always after more than the 5 Jacks tip, and I just didn't like her.
To "reserve" a certain girl is hit or miss. If you call right after they open and say, "I want an appointmtnt with X" the mamasan will tell you to come right over. If X is there and you go right over, you have a good chance of getting her. If X is on vacation, Mamasan will probably still tell you to come over and give you a "new, pretty" girl. If it takes you a long time to get there and other customers come in the door, they will get her. This might be different if you're well known at a parlor. I tend to like some variety in my AMPs as well as the providers.

Hey Wiz,

What are you looking for? To visit the Ritz Carlton amp (there isn't one). I have been to Downtown a few times and it is plenty nice inside. Small hallway that you are barely in, and some of the rooms are smaller than others with a massage table but some do have a queen mattress and are bigger. Standard sauna halfway down the hall on the left and a shower room is near the front. It is clean and that is all that really matters; hell, even that really doesn't matter. The girls are clean and smell good. THAT, my friend, is what matters. Good luck.

Crazy Dick: I just called Downtown (3/10) and no answer. If another place has been hit or visited by the LE than the owner of Downtown closes for a few days. I have not heard anything.

Wiz,

Haven't been to Young's but been to Downtown, as well as numerous others in DC. Personally, I'm partial to Accu-fitness and Olympic. Olympic because they hook me with the Master Suite plus it's not very busy, and Accu-fitness because a) the rooms are big and nice and b) they seem to have hot chicks every time I go.

I've never been pleased with Downtown although I know others love it. To me, the girls seem to realize they work in the "city's #1 spa" and act like it. How can I explain... okay, it's like guys on the Yankees have a certain swagger that, say, guys on the Tigers don't, if that makes any sense. I'll take less swagger with my pussy please. The girls there are hot I guess, but also to me they seem more "used" than the girls from slower spa's.

But yes, your $$ figures are accurate. I also feel Downtown is a bit dirty. Hope this helps a bit but take it with a grain of salt because I've only been to Downtown twice.

Lickalong: Damn fine post. I'm tempted to call her right now. I will do so shortly for a quick lesson. I'll report back. Thanks for the info.

I just called Downtown myself and same no answer. That is not good. I guess it was getting too popular! Has anyone stopped by?

Say it ain't so, Joe!

Dear Word Wizard:

I agree with Hugh Jardon - please don't let the crappy-looking and smelly stairway at Downtown scare you off from going to this great AMP. The insides are just fine, nothing fancy, and both the massage rooms and the table shower rooms are clean.

Downtown is NOT a dive on the insides!

Stopped by Downtown at about 12:30 tonight and the whole building was locked up and the lights were off. This truely sucks.

Goodnight, Gracie!

Robux

Dear Robux and all:

Hmmm, if the Downtown was closed by LE, usually there is some poster/placard on the door detailing the "percieved" activity indoors - was such a notice posted?

Otherwise, a more benign possibility is the well-known fact that when you put a group of women together in close quarters, they very quickly start to have synchronous menstrual cycles - whats a Mamasan to do if all of her girls are on the rag?

Alternatively, maybe the lease ran out, or the owners finally decided to do something else with the property.

We'll see - if its truly closed for good, its a sad day for mongering.