Massage Parlor Reports

I flew into town all riled up by the hot girl sitting next to me (engaged of course), so I went pretty straight to LJS for some relief.

Jennifer was also my MT (although her poor English took me three repeats before I understood her name). No wait; she answered the door in a black chiffon baby doll nightie type thing, so no doubt where this was heading. I accepted a brief massage due to the plane seat, and it was soft but decent and relaxing. Took my direction as to timing of the flip, agreed to $120 tip, and off we went. She's probably a SoCal 4 in street clothes, which makes her like a Richmond AMP 8, LOL. Medium build, slim-thick but not toned body, B cups with large dark nips, heavy Bush, sort of a big head (but all the better to eat you with). Light, giggly and enthusiastic attitude, no "you too big" or other BS games that are so common. CBJ good, heavy attention to the Balzac material. Lubed heavily & several positions, no wincing or complaints, so a good time. Finished exactly 30 minutes from entry. Only downside was she countered at $150 at time of flip, but she backed off when I said I pay $120, and no repercussions. Overall one of my better Richmond AMP experiences. Get her while you can. P.S. Doorbell rang twice in my half hour; she left to answer once during massage but not during the action. Only one girl on site.

[QUOTE=Tktke118;6600029]Where is 3rd at. I have been able to figure out where the others are and tried a few. Unable to figure out 3rd.[/QUOTE]Welcome, this is your first trial, if you are unable to complete this quest, you will not be accepted into the Brotherhood of Mongers. May Andraste place a blessing upon thee.

Went to 777 again. Horrible actually. Yoyo basically gave me a lackluster rub down. There was a lot of teasing though. Flipped 20 minutes into it and that part was ok. Then she kept leaving the room, literally every 2 minutes to have a yelling match with another worker. Kept on coming back in saying sorry, this girl is leaving today so saying goodbye. After the 4th or 5th time she left I just got up and got dressed. She came back in and we still had 25 minutes left in the hour. I said nah I'm done.

Top it off as I'm leaving, a fellow monger is making his way out. He was waiting for his session to start. Yoyo said oh no don't leave. Dude wisely said no I don't have time.

Anyway, yoyo is leaving next week to go to China, she said.

Although, doesn't matter to me. I'm not returning to 777.

[QUOTE=Blabajaka;6601577]Went to 777 again. Horrible actually. Yoyo basically gave me a lackluster rub down. There was a lot of teasing though. Flipped 20 minutes into it and that part was ok. Then she kept leaving the room, literally every 2 minutes to have a yelling match with another worker. Kept on coming back in saying sorry, this girl is leaving today so saying goodbye. After the 4th or 5th time she left I just got up and got dressed. She came back in and we still had 25 minutes left in the hour. I said nah I'm done.

Top it off as I'm leaving, a fellow monger is making his way out. He was waiting for his session to start. Yoyo said oh no don't leave. Dude wisely said no I don't have time.

Anyway, yoyo is leaving next week to go to China, she said.

Although, doesn't matter to me. I'm not returning to 777.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you got someone better than what I saw when I went in Thursday morning. Wearing Jean dress with gold shirt. Horrible dental work. Also swung by GF to see what was inside and yet once again someone not so easy on the eyes. Settled for encoff same good massage as usual.

(SN I just figured out where the cloud was. Was going to swing by there after seeing MT in the parking lot a few days ago catching some sun and was going to post my visit as "Olive Garden" because I didn't see a name) I'll be on the cloud NLT Monday evening to dream.

I was driving back from short pump and my GPS said there was construction on 288, and a accident on 95. So I found myself traveling southbound on 295 and getting ready to jump across to 95 south after the accident.

Low and behold I found what I thought was a new place on RT 10 tucked away in a strip mall. Let me all tell you I now understand why they say you should read the site as much as possible. I walk in and a much older woman than me answers the door. Not wanting to judge a book by its cover I tell her I would like a massage. I pay $40 for a 30 minute session, which started out good for about 5 minutes, but that's where everything went south. First she tried to give me a proctology exam with her thumb. I said "please do not do that" which I think she heard as time to roll over. Out came the dry paper towels that were probably the least expensive she could find, she asked me to roll over and I said "I would prefer to finish my massage first". None of this could she understand and she made a humping gesture. I quietly stood up and exited this place, minus $40 but much smarter.

I made my way back to I85 and said screw it and went to Healing for some relaxation time. Minnie as always, laughed at me and told me "this is why I should not cheat on her". Had a great professional massage and she said she would do something nice for me because I brought my own oil haha. I must say a topless massage from a young late 20's Asian woman will beat out humping a early 80's woman every time.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone.

Had dream where I found myself at 3rd. Greeted by Linda or something like that. Chose the hr and led to room on the right. Linda maybe in the 40's. English was minimal but able to communicate. Maybe 125 lbs. A on the top and small in the rear. Gave a 6/10 massage. Eager to provide service. It was cloudy and a raincoat was required. Nice petite frame and not bad on the eyes. I plan on a repeat dream. Woke up to $. 6 to the house and $1. 2 tip. Only draw back was interrupted once by door bell. One of you mongers had to use the restroom and left to return at a later time. LOL! Be safe BH44.

[QUOTE=BuckHead44;6602323]Had dream where I found myself at 3rd. Greeted by Linda or something like that. Chose the hr and led to room on the right. Linda maybe in the 40's. English was minimal but able to communicate. Maybe 125 lbs. A on the top and small in the rear. Gave a 6/10 massage. Eager to provide service. It was cloudy and a raincoat was required. Nice petite frame and not bad on the eyes. I plan on a repeat dream. Woke up to $. 6 to the house and $1. 2 tip. Only draw back was interrupted once by door bell. One of you mongers had to use the restroom and left to return at a later time. LOL! Be safe BH44.[/QUOTE]Exactly why I'm staying away from this place and the one in Midlothian until there are two attendants. You're inside totally exposed and the girl let's some other dude in the shop. Now you're inside with some other dude who could be anybody including uncle and you're trapped. Not to mention the interruption. No thanks!

[QUOTE=Rck15;6602446]Exactly why I'm staying away from this place and the one in Midlothian until there are two attendants. You're inside totally exposed and the girl let's some other dude in the shop. Now you're inside with some other dude who could be anybody including uncle and you're trapped. Not to mention the interruption. No thanks![/QUOTE]The inconvenience of the interruption was the issue. Was kind of awkward and she probably needs some pointers on customer service but if uncle wants to visit, he doesn't care how many people are at the party. Be safe. BH44.

[QUOTE=BuckHead44;6602655]The inconvenience of the interruption was the issue. Was kind of awkward and she probably needs some pointers on customer service but if uncle wants to visit, he doesn't care how many people are at the party. Be safe. BH44.[/QUOTE]I do not want another dude inside waiting for me to finish, period. If there is one attendant and she lets someone in, she will find me getting dressed when she walks back in the room. I am out of there and she's not getting a tip.

LJS jeniffer (Bushido).

Nothing has changed, English non existent and great attitude. Except for one small detail, today that meowth was tight as a mothafocka! I mean really tight, when my digglet tackled it at first I thought I missed and hit the forehead, but the jaws were just so clenched! Even with the slippery fur lotion. It felt so good, in fact it was so tight I though I was going to lose HP within seconds. But it turns out to be the opposite when the jaws are that tight! Which is ironic, anyway, so My digglet was battling for 30 minutes straight (not trying to bluff, it actually gets annoying for me if I go way too long) and then she started to caress her meowth's forehead mid battle. Then all of a sudden the diggle seemed happy, it was feeling great, like holy cow! The tightness even felt a little painful. The battle kept going and my digglet finally released the final technique before the HP dropped to 0. Once I was about to put it back into its pokeball, I noticed the digglet's body armor was completely damaged, and my digglet was received full force by the meowth. But she did not seem upset, or surprised. I think when she was petting the meowth, the body armor was damaged with her fingernails intentionally. I was actually the one upset not going to lie, WTF bro!? At least she washed the digglet with soap and water afterwards, but bro still! The dumbest part is that She refused to BBBJ but she endend up breaking the body armor!? It doesn't make sense at all.

To the ass who rang the bell 15 times today. You suck hairy ass! What exactly did you think was going to happen? When she does not answer the door, she is obviously busy. WTF? The visit was great until your ass showed up. Fortunately, she was smart enough not to answer and when it was time to leave, she let me out the back door.

Went to 3rd this morning paid for hr told her medium. Massage was average not bad and not great. Had 1 interruption at 10:30 this morning. She allowed roaming under her skirt. On the flip I slid over and had her lay with me where we engaged in some soft tongue dancing together. She slid her dress off exposing the normal AMP Bush and small tatas. As we kissed and hands roamed she kept her legs together but finally she opened then enough and holy hell did I find the meat flaps. They were the biggest I'd ever encountered. Between the Bush and flaps getting FIV was not happening so I just let my hands play with her tits as she gave me a slow HE.

Said her name is Linda.

60/40.

May return if nothing else was happening.

With board instructions. Drove very long distance and found The Healing massage in the noon today.

Women flocked on me as normally! After choosing the best option, had the Mini massage me very long time, for sixty dollar.

Very strong woman with many the skills. Milked the appendage for extra $60, while unobstructed view of her assets. Lasted long time causing soar arm! 6 minutes almost!

Instructed sister looking for the additional service next time, and instructed bring more monies!

Liked pretty girls will return if on the location area!

Stopped by LJS for the first time since they reopened and drew Jennifer. She appeared to be a 30's-ish woman of pretty decent appearance. I hit the time just right as the parking lot was empty. Laid down on the table and began to dream. In my dream she started out with a somewhat medium to hard massage until I asked her to lighten up. She then washed my back with a towel and asked me to flip. Using sign language we negotiated. I armored up and she began CBJ. After a few minutes we moved to CFS until I popped. I awoke from my dream feeling much lighter than before. Cost of dream = . 4/1. 2 for a total of 1. 6.

[QUOTE=RvaGhost;6605130]Went to 3rd this morning paid for hr told her medium. Massage was average not bad and not great. Had 1 interruption at 10:30 this morning. She allowed roaming under her skirt. On the flip I slid over and had her lay with me where we engaged in some soft tongue dancing together. She slid her dress off exposing the normal AMP Bush and small tatas. As we kissed and hands roamed she kept her legs together but finally she opened then enough and holy hell did I find the meat flaps. They were the biggest I'd ever encountered. Between the Bush and flaps getting FIV was not happening so I just let my hands play with her tits as she gave me a slow HE.

Said her name is Linda.

60/40.

May return if nothing else was happening.[/QUOTE]Lmao!! I know who you talking about the shit is like ruffles on a pirate shirt. I fucked get once and honestly that thing a cavernous. Be safe.