Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=SilentStorm;5934919]Not my usual place to stop but thought I'd check it out since it was $10 Tuesdays & hopefully play with some tites. Well, my luck with Bogarts remains the same. Nothing to write home.

Spoke to Winter. From Ohio and she was one of the one or two who was younger and somewhat ok given the rest of the crowd. Slightly thicker and small breasts. She quoted $300 for everything and for dances, 5 minimum for $100. No thanks. Off she goes.

She did say she can come down to $200 ish but nothing less than that.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Bogart used to have a sign that said to report girls who refuse to do $10 dances (on Tuesday).

[QUOTE=Beer30;5934651]I would guess another big reason the clubs are empty is lack of talent. It seems all that wants to work anymore is fat girls with gps or 35 or older. Just take a look at stg in any major citiy and it's the same bbws and milfs with gps. More and more I'm starting to blame mainstream media for telling females having a giant ass is hot. Like I've seen IG models working out to make their asses bigger. Just disgusting.[/QUOTE]So, SO true! I'm a 50-something, unattractive dude and I admit it without hesitation or shame. NEVER would a guy looking anything like me get a job as a stripper catering to women, yet women who looks as bad or WORSE than myself have no shame about getting up there and shaking their. Uh. 'stuff', and expecting to get paid for it. Just once I would like to tell one of those 250 lb grannies, "Honey, believe it or not, if I wanted someone like you, I wouldn't be in HERE to begin with! I come here to watch, chat with and get action from gals 30-odd years younger and 30 x better looking than me and I'm willing to pay the price. But I'm NOT paying for someone I could go to a '50 and up' singles gig and pick up anytime!

Bogarts actually has great bar food, and every once in a while there are hotties there, so just go for a burger and to watch the Tigers and maybe you will get lucky that night. If not then it's just another day just like at a regular bar.

Thanks So much appreciation SomeDetroitGuy.

Ill research those and map area and drive time.

Thanks for going out of your way for all those amazing notes.

[QUOTE=SomeDetroitGuy;5929941]Super quick overview on the area:

Low-end clubs. Henry VIII and Bogarts, both in Inkster, MI. These are dive bars which are essentially brothels. Literally every girl will do extras. Door will be $5, VIP wristband will be $10, drinks will be $8-10. Cost for extras will be $80-140 for BJs or full service. I don't like anal so I've never asked but you'll find girls at both these places which do. Day shift women tend to be older, fatter, less attractive. Sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough. For BBBJ, Nicole at Henry VIII is amazing. By and large, you're getting what you pay for. These are cheaper for a reason. Sometimes you'll find a hotter girl at one of these clubs but stick to a budget. Please don't be bidding up prices for us locals.

Mid-range clubs: BT's, Silver Cricket. Both in Dearborn, MI. These are your typical strip clubs. Tend to be average to above average looking women. African American and Arabic girls are pretty common here (and generally more attractive than the non-Arabic white chicks). I've been ripped off at BT's before (agreed to $120 for full service with a super hot chick, all inclusive then she demanded song rates on top of it) but if you search the forum, you'll find a lot of people with good experience at both. Always negotiate at the table before you go back. I'd expect to pay $150-200 for full service. Don't recall the cover and VIP charges but search the forum and you'll see a LOT of reviews.

High-end clubs: Flight Club (Inkster) and Landing Strip (Romulus). These are the Vegas-style clubs. Very hot chicks, expensive cover, expensive drinks. Lots of GPS. Be prepared to spend $200-$400 for women here. Honestly, at those prices I'd just check out Eros or Tryst and hit up the high end escorts. Why spend $300 on 5 minutes in a club with a gorgeous women when you could spend $300 for an hour in her upscale apartment?

Detroit clubs: No extras. None. They don't even have private rooms for lap dances anymore.

If you're worried about cops and stings. The clubs above are all very safe and you won't have a problem. If you want escorts, sex work in Washtenaw County (Ann Arbor, Ypsilanti, Saline) is decriminalized so as long as you are honest with the escort you won't get into trouble; however, if you do pull bullshit (refuse to pay, beat them up, trick them into sex without a condom when they insist on one, etc.), they'll call the cops on you and you'll get charged. So you play fair, they play fair and you don't have to worry about being the next Robert Kraft.

Also, check out massage parlors in Jackson and Ann Arbor if that's your thing.

If you need more details, search these clubs in the forum. They're all VERY extensively covered.[/QUOTE]

Thanks so much for this Drew93.

[QUOTE=Drew93;5930290]Cover cost FC 20 to get inside VIP 25 day and night shift no table dances. No limit on time, price all over the place avg 200-500 or above.

LS 20 to get in VIP 20 both day and night, IIRC no limit on time once again prices avg 200 -500 and above.

BTs 20 to get in on weekends, VIP is 20 for 10 dances after the 10th dance in the VIP they want another 25, prices are lower than FC & LS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MIJohn;5936202]So, SO true! I'm a 50-something, unattractive dude and I admit it without hesitation or shame. NEVER would a guy looking anything like me get a job as a stripper catering to women, yet women who looks as bad or WORSE than myself have no shame about getting up there and shaking their. Uh. 'stuff', and expecting to get paid for it. Just once I would like to tell one of those 250 lb grannies, "Honey, believe it or not, if I wanted someone like you, I wouldn't be in HERE to begin with! I come here to watch, chat with and get action from gals 30-odd years younger and 30 x better looking than me and I'm willing to pay the price. But I'm NOT paying for someone I could go to a '50 and up' singles gig and pick up anytime![/QUOTE]It costs them money just to walk into the club. I think a lot of folks forget that around here but the clubs take a Huge chunk of cash up front when a dancer walks in the door. These women are absolutely getting someone to pay for whatever they are selling or else they wouldn't afford to be able to be in the club in the first place.

If you want the girls "30-odd years younger and 30 x better looking" than you then go to Flight Club since you are, as you say, "willing to pay the price".

[QUOTE=Drew93;5930290]Cover cost FC 20 to get inside VIP 25 day and night shift no table dances. No limit on time, price all over the place avg 200-500 or above.

LS 20 to get in VIP 20 both day and night, IIRC no limit on time once again prices avg 200 -500 and above.

BTs 20 to get in on weekends, VIP is 20 for 10 dances after the 10th dance in the VIP they want another 25, prices are lower than FC & LS.[/QUOTE]How does BT's keep track of how many dances you've done? Do you get a wristband like H8 N and Bogies? I'm confused.

You say FC is $20 to get in, you also have to pay for parking right? Same with LS?

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2;5937280]How does BT's keep track of how many dances you've done? Do you get a wristband like H8 N and Bogies? I'm confused.
Door guy that takes you to the VIP room keeps track when you go back

You say FC is $20 to get in, you also have to pay for parking right? Same with LS?[/QUOTE]Poster asked how much the fees cost for the VIP not the other costs parking valet is part of the cost of going into the club.

Pussylicker2, I know you are totally against valet more power to you. Most people I have hung out within the clubs have no problem valet is basically the cost of 1 drink.

I understand the point you make of wanting to have control over who has the keys to you're car or truck. In 24 years of going to the clubs I have never had any issues. I'm not saying something could happen just on average I have yet to witness any issues. Just another cost of getting the pleasure to do business with said clubs.

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;5936557]Bogarts actually has great bar food, and every once in a while there are hotties there, so just go for a burger and to watch the Tigers and maybe you will get lucky that night. If not then it's just another day just like at a regular bar.[/QUOTE]I'm always game for a burger.

I haven't been to Bogies in years, never had much luck with the talent during visits. I will second this though, they have good bar food.

Stay safe,

J.

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;5936557]Bogarts actually has great bar food, and every once in a while there are hotties there, so just go for a burger and to watch the Tigers and maybe you will get lucky that night. If not then it's just another day just like at a regular bar.[/QUOTE]

This. 100% this. I'm amazed how big the asses have gotten on the high end escort sites. Fucking Kardashians.

Stay safe,

J.

[QUOTE=Lamarr;5934916]Fucking Kardashians, that's how.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drew93;5937714]Poster asked how much the fees cost for the VIP not the other costs parking valet is part of the cost of going into the club.

Pussylicker2, I know you are totally against valet more power to you. Most people I have hung out within the clubs have no problem valet is basically the cost of 1 drink.

I understand the point you make of wanting to have control over who has the keys to you're car or truck. In 24 years of going to the clubs I have never had any issues. I'm not saying something could happen just on average I have yet to witness any issues. Just another cost of getting the pleasure to do business with said clubs.[/QUOTE]I never like to use valet for one solid reason. I tend to always have a pistol in my car. Yes it is legal. I do not want someone with the keys to my car having access to it. I can't take it inside and I won't leave it at home. It goes where I go period. It needs to stay locked safely in the vehicle therefore I do not use valet ever.

[QUOTE=JamieGreek2019;5937790]This. 100% this. I'm amazed how big the asses have gotten on the high end escort sites. Fucking Kardashians.
[/QUOTE]If there wasn't a demand, there wouldn't be so many big ass to pick from.

With that said, please forward all those big ol booties to me pronto. LOL!

[QUOTE=Wleakr;5939793]If there wasn't a demand, there wouldn't be so many big ass to pick from.

With that said, please forward all those big ol booties to me pronto. LOL![/QUOTE]Just go to H8 and you will be in hog heaven!!

[QUOTE=JDoe1969;5938742]I never like to use valet for one solid reason. I tend to always have a pistol in my car. Yes it is legal. I do not want someone with the keys to my car having access to it. I can't take it inside and I won't leave it at home. It goes where I go period. It needs to stay locked safely in the vehicle therefore I do not use valet ever.[/QUOTE]Agree, I don't want some $10/ hour jerk in my car. Also, can't stand the retard in the cheap tux in the bathroom handing you a paper towel and expecting a tip. I wonder what that guy puts on his resume? Bathroom attendant? That shows a prospective employer that you are certainly an "achiever".