Just to be clear. (and fair).
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1856244]Ok, so I have a regular here in Madison that has the greatest tits on a human being I've ever seen, chewed, squeezed, buried my face in, slid my dick between, sucked, kissed, slapped or used as pillows when I was done fucking her. She is pretty, with a long slim body. She isn't very sexually adventurous, but she is "Miss Titzapoppin" fo sho. She calls me up the other night and says she's doing a double with another girl for $150, would I like to partake?
A few minutes later I've got my face buried in #2's snatch, driving her to the Big O when all of a sudden I can't fucking breathe. Miss Pritty Titty has lit up a square ([i]Where the fuck did that term come from? [/i]) , and was enjoying a smoke while watching me gobble some chocolate vagina. This may have been all well and good for her, but MAN it was a fucking drag for me.
Now I'm not allergic like you are, Old Bear, but I'm an ex-smoker who can't tolerate second hand smoke. Er, let me rephrase that: I can't tolerate second hand CIGARETTE smoke. God, that shit is vile. It catches in my throat and makes it feel like I can't breathe. If the CIA ever gets ahold of me, they won't have to waterboard, they'll only have to light up a couple of Newports. Oddly enough pot, weed, reefer, or whatever the operative term for marijuana is today doesn't have that effect on me. I don't do that either, but the smoke isn't offensive to my delicate system.
I think I will adopt your MO from now on. I will ask if they smoke, and can they refrain one whole fucking hour while I'm there. Considering self control doesn't seem to be in these girls repertoire, I can expect they won't. I know that self control certainly isn't in my repertoire or I wouldn't have made a bee line for Big Tits and her protégé. So why would I expect it of them?
Because I'm the one with the fucking money, that's why.
Coochie Eater.
God Bless You All[/QUOTE]She did not smoke while I was there but there was odor in the room. I make sure to ask if the incall is "smoke free" rather than asking,"Are you a smoker or nonsmoker?" Did that once and got burned because while the lady didn't smoke others at the address did. Refraining for an hour doesn't work. I should have walked out.
As for your situation, pretty ballsy and tacky to light up in front of you. Ugh.