Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110407]I have one day in LA on a layover after a looong time in Asia. I was thinking of getting myself a spendy Cali escort, but then said to myself, self, you are old, jetlagged and suffeing from too much ditchweed syndrome, why not just check in, take a nap etc, then rent a car and cruise Fig. I have always wanted to do that stroll. I haven't done one in Cali for 30 years.

Then I said self, you have no idea of where you are going and you haven't been behind the wheel of car in three years. Lightbulb!

Rent a limo! A decent escort is going to cost me $500, why not just have a limo pic me up at my hotel and cruise me around Fig so I can shop. Cool fantasy!

So I did a search here for limo and found nada. Nobody done that before? What do you think.[/QUOTE]I think driving a limo on fig is a terrific idea. I am sure that it will go really well and the driver will be thrilled. I suggest you sit down with a very good estate planning attorney and execute a witnessed will.

Last night around 2 AM (Thursday night / Friday morning) picked up a stunning, beautiful LSW on 70th. She's 24, B cups, blonde-ish hair. Her name is Christy. CBJ for 6, normally I only do 4, but this was worth it because she honestly has an amazing personality and actually cares about her client. She's a college student too (becoming an RN), so it was nice to relate on how the stress of finals week is coming up.

All in all, her deepthroating skills are flawless, and she lets you roam around and doesn't rush at all.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110407]I have one day in LA on a layover after a looong time in Asia. I was thinking of getting myself a spendy Cali escort, but then said to myself, self, you are old, jetlagged and suffeing from too much ditchweed syndrome, why not just check in, take a nap etc, then rent a car and cruise Fig. I have always wanted to do that stroll. I haven't done one in Cali for 30 years.

Then I said self, you have no idea of where you are going and you haven't been behind the wheel of car in three years. Lightbulb!

Rent a limo! A decent escort is going to cost me $500, why not just have a limo pic me up at my hotel and cruise me around Fig so I can shop. Cool fantasy!

So I did a search here for limo and found nada. Nobody done that before? What do you think.[/QUOTE]Traffic is already bad on the blade adding a limo would just make it worse. It's bad enough guys cruise in work trucks and box trucks adding another long vehicle with limited turning radius would just be a nightmare. Also to everyone else stop turning left onto Fig make the right turn it's easier, keeps traffic moving and less chance of an accident from all the dumbasses speeding and using the center lane for passing.

[QUOTE=TeslaTower;5110468]Traffic is already bad on the blade adding a limo would just make it worse. It's bad enough guys cruise in work trucks and box trucks adding another long vehicle with limited turning radius would just be a nightmare. Also to everyone else stop turning left onto Fig make the right turn it's easier, keeps traffic moving and less chance of an accident from all the dumbasses speeding and using the center lane for passing.[/QUOTE]Well geez dude don't let me spend 3 hours once in a lifetime spoiling YOUR fun with a little extra traffic. Isn't that what LA is all about, dystopian? .

Ill get a short limo.

Anyone seen a limo down there?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5110428]I think driving a limo on fig is a terrific idea. I am sure that it will go really well and the driver will be thrilled. I suggest you sit down with a very good estate planning attorney and execute a witnessed will.[/QUOTE]Why would a limo be any more of a target than any other nice car down there.

The driver will be thrilled at the end of the night.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5110530]Why would a limo be any more of a target than any other nice car down there.

The driver will be thrilled at the end of the night.[/QUOTE]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5111876]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your holding me up to be the expert on fig. I have mongered there probably six times in the last two years, so others are better at the skills you need including, swivel head while driving, getting head while driving (the dude on pornhub), being a total cheese sack while driving (oh no osho and almost crying to the LAPD), making a left turn on fig, scooping up a WSW in the hottie gallery, scooping up anything south of century, and not getting scabies from the flight motel.

However, I do know the area, and it is just about the second or third worst area in l. A. I have never seen a limo on fig. I have however heard numerous stories of guys getting a gun pointed at their head mid-BJ by pimps. I am just spitballing here, but maybe, as mongers, we have a duty not to enable these fucken pimps. Taking a limo up and down fig would be akin to dropping a pack of zebras with into a den of lions to see if you can dampen the chase instinct.

I guess if you do take a limo, maybe make a sign that says "just mongering, driver does not carry more than $20.00".

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5111876]Pris. Check out the expert here. Dropping in town to appear the big baller on the Fig! I'm sure he won't stand out too much.

Seriously, dude. If you want to make yourself such a mark, you're better off just leaving your wallet on the roof of the car.[/QUOTE]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]Plenty of Escalades at the airport waiting for fares. I'm sure a little incentive you will find a driver.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]You're the one blowing off the advice of locals and want to make a big splash in an area that doesn't care about pretenses. LA isn't NYC or Vancouver. But you do you. Most of us really don't care.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5111989]Check the nastiness dude, did I trigger you somehow?

Somebody has done it, I'm not the only guy with the fantasy of limofun with a street / ho. Seen it waaaay in the past in NYC and Vancounver among other places.[/QUOTE]I don't think he meant to be nasty. The idea of limo cruising sounds fun but in all honesty it is old skool tactics and probably not a wis idea on Fig. Sure there are places where this is more acceptable but the predators on Fig will be watching. Just be safe and reasonable. Lots of crazy S goes down there.

The Los Angeles City Attorneys office prosecutes misdemeanor arrests in City of LA. The the's policy doesn't apply to those.

Of course if it's your first arrest why get offered classes and crap, but it's s hassle amd the arrest will still be on your record until you complete the classes and apply to have your record sealed.

AFAIK this doesn't apply anywhere in LA county except city of LA. I've had a Long Beach city prosecutor on a traffic case but not sure they mess with misdemeanor arrests.

All of the Fig stroll is in City of Los Angeles.

2:30 this afternoon all kinds out. Mostly BSW but a few WSW and LSW. Biggest concentration in hg, but all along Fig from Gage down to Imperial.

[QUOTE=Speck;5112912]The Los Angeles City Attorneys office prosecutes misdemeanor arrests in City of LA. The the's policy doesn't apply to those.

Of course if it's your first arrest why get offered classes and crap, but it's s hassle amd the arrest will still be on your record until you complete the classes and apply to have your record sealed.

AFAIK this doesn't apply anywhere in LA county except city of LA. I've had a Long Beach city prosecutor on a traffic case but not sure they mess with misdemeanor arrests.

All of the Fig stroll is in City of Los Angeles.[/QUOTE]Turns out I'm only mostly correct. Any charter city prosecutes their own misdemeanors as well. So Pasadena, LB, SM, Burbank, Hawthorne, Inglewood, and a few others prosecute their own misd.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5112486]You're the one blowing off the advice of locals and want to make a big splash in an area that doesn't care about pretenses. LA isn't NYC or Vancouver. But you do you. Most of us really don't care.[/QUOTE]Wow such inner rage on a fun forum. Sad.

[QUOTE=FlyPunter;5112568]I don't think he meant to be nasty. The idea of limo cruising sounds fun but in all honesty it is old skool tactics and probably not a wis idea on Fig. Sure there are places where this is more acceptable but the predators on Fig will be watching. Just be safe and reasonable. Lots of crazy S goes down there.[/QUOTE]He did. But regardless, since you seem helpful, what would you get as a rental SUV then? Low key?

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5113130]He did. But regardless, since you seem helpful, what would you get as a rental SUV then? Low key?[/QUOTE]Girls do not seem to judge the car. I have a decent car, but there are mf driving priuses with uber signs on them, and there are tons of gardener types with trucks that look like they have been through fallujah.

Fig is the ultimate evolutionary test of the penis. Your dick will guide you to pick up the pussy you want, and she will get in the car. Read some fucken genesis, specifically the story of Judah and Tamar. He offered her a goat, and she was like, how will I trust that you will pay, she took a pledge of his seal and staff, and they did the nasty. Now, there is no credit on fig, no cash no ass, but a camry is fine. Just do not get it gold tinted they will think you are a pimp.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5113130]He did. But regardless, since you seem helpful, what would you get as a rental SUV then? Low key?[/QUOTE]Yeah, anything lo-key for sure. That does not include Chargers / Challengers / Mustangs of any vintage as you may be mistaken for a pimp (maybe not a terrible thing? Another thing, you need to be VERY vigilant of your surroundings because the drivers of FIG do not obey traffic laws in the least.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5113130]He did. But regardless, since you seem helpful, what would you get as a rental SUV then? Low key?[/QUOTE]Forget what I said about looking like a pimp. Nobody wants that.

[QUOTE=FrankDallas;5113127]Wow such inner rage on a fun forum. Sad.[/QUOTE]Don't know where you come up with thinking I'm angry. I'm amused, not angry. You asked for advice, and advice was given. I don't particularly care what happens next. Have a great time. Don't spend more than what you can afford.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5115072]Don't know where you come up with thinking I'm angry. I'm amused, not angry. You asked for advice, and advice was given. I don't particularly care what happens next. Have a great time. Don't spend more than what you can afford.[/QUOTE]As old joe says, let's just unify.

First thing, we need to get this asshole to get us digits of these gals.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=soft[/URL]+white+underbelly&pbjreload=102.

Also, are the hotels still taking guest. According to nuisance's order, hotels can only host essential services. I know BSW are essential.

Fuck are why'all rambling on about?

Fig is popping, all the ladies out right now BSW, WSW, LSW all looking lovely.

Particular WSW needs some help, she just totaled her car. Tis the season for giving, stop arguing like little bitches.

[QUOTE=SteveMcQ818;5116047]Fuck are why'all rambling on about?

Fig is popping, all the ladies out right now BSW, WSW, LSW all looking lovely.

Particular WSW needs some help, she just totaled her car. Tis the season for giving, stop arguing like little bitches.[/QUOTE]Very true. Driving through right now at 5 pm and hg is absolutely bonkers. At least 25 WSW LSW and BSW out.

[URL]https://www.foxla.com/video/881605[/URL]

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5118225][URL]https://www.foxla.com/video/881605[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been mongering a long time and I have never seen a girl that was 11 to 13 years old. If I did I'd make sure she got help. Yes, figueroa is popping right now but the girls I've talked to are there of their own free will.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5118225][URL]https://www.foxla.com/video/881605[/URL][/QUOTE]Can anyone tell the location of the bust? They say south l. A. , but it did not seem like Fig (no visible body chalk outlines) and then they went to Fig and the film crew tried to get some Nubian pussy.

[QUOTE=HardlySeek;5118644]I've been mongering a long time and I have never seen a girl that was 11 to 13 years old. If I did I'd make sure she got help. Yes, figueroa is popping right now but the girls I've talked to are there of their own free will.[/QUOTE]The party poopers don't like it when people are having fun, so the best excuse to ruin the fun is to come up with non existing victimhood stories to shutdown the party.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5118225][URL]https://www.foxla.com/video/881605[/URL][/QUOTE]Maybe this will mean the girls will stop discussing everything outside the car? Anyone here know if this will mean they will be doing this more often? Or working with hotels? Also if they do this again is there a cutoff hour where they stop and it's safe?

[QUOTE=HardlySeek;5118644]I've been mongering a long time and I have never seen a girl that was 11 to 13 years old. If I did I'd make sure she got help. Yes, figueroa is popping right now but the girls I've talked to are there of their own free will.[/QUOTE]Let's be serious now. I've seen a couple youngins walkin the blade in my time. And by couple, I mean 2, and by youngin, I mean maybe around quinceañera age, and by in my time, I mean over the course of 15-20 years of Inty and Fig. 🙄128580;128580;.

They'll say anything. They can catch one suspected, and make it sound like they're everywhere. Dime a dozen my ass. Fig would look like the walk of fame with all the Hollywood types driving around.

[QUOTE=HardlySeek;5118644]I've been mongering a long time and I have never seen a girl that was 11 to 13 years old. If I did I'd make sure she got help. Yes, figueroa is popping right now but the girls I've talked to are there of their own free will.[/QUOTE]I have. One to the point that she was arrested and pled in adult court and after violating terms of her probation multiple times, was sentenced to adult jail for 180 days. Her actual age at the time was 16. A very long time ago (like 25 years ago), there was a woman on PCH in Long Beach that was pimping out her daughter who I estimate was 12-13 years old.

BTW every single one on Fig is pimped. You can't possibly be gullible enough to believe that a prostitute will be honest with you.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5119309]Can anyone tell the location of the bust? They say south l. A. , but it did not seem like Fig (no visible body chalk outlines) and then they went to Fig and the film crew tried to get some Nubian pussy.[/QUOTE]It was fig for sure. That one corner with the pimp is the street that's just south of the Gage motel.

[QUOTE=Mitchelleces45;5119671]Maybe this will mean the girls will stop discussing everything outside the car? Anyone here know if this will mean they will be doing this more often? Or working with hotels? Also if they do this again is there a cutoff hour where they stop and it's safe?[/QUOTE]If you can't figure out you are being set up, you have no business out there.

It's the guys that are at fault for this anyway, including some of the idiots on this forum. There's no fucking romance on the street, negotiating additional services on Fig is an exercise in futility, and if you're thinking about sticking your cock in the rectum of a girl that's been out all night. I'll keep it to myself.

Fig is super easy. CBJ $50. CBJ plus one or two positions in a crappy note is $100. Sometimes the fatter ones and black ones might be cheaper. Anyone taking, negotiating, trying to figure shit out, is wasting their time. If you want BBBJ for cheap, hit the tents downtown. If you have a few dollars and want GFE, sign up and learn to use the escort sites. But GTFO with trying to negotiate shit that street girls don't do.

[QUOTE=Speck;5121026]It was fig for sure. That one corner with the pimp is the street that's just south of the Gage motel.[/QUOTE]Speck. You are correct, you can see at around 3:00, the pimp is sitting on his ass and the street sign says fig. But remember, they were with LAPD watching hooker city for like the first 2 minutes and then the dude was prolly like, fuck, I am going to get me some street pussy and they took their "personal vehicle" to fig, so it seems like the bust was somewhere else.

[QUOTE=Speck;5121026]It was fig for sure. That one corner with the pimp is the street that's just south of the Gage motel.[/QUOTE]The dude they said was a pimp is just a guy that walks around selling snacks to the girls. You can clearly see his cooler, I've even seen him selling. The pimps don't sit out in the open they are usually cowering down in their car with their seat back and engine running or driving around like A**holes.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5121042]Speck. You are correct, you can see at around 3:00, the pimp is sitting on his ass and the street sign says fig. But remember, they were with LAPD watching hooker city for like the first 2 minutes and then the dude was prolly like, fuck, I am going to get me some street pussy and they took their "personal vehicle" to fig, so it seems like the bust was somewhere else.[/QUOTE]You can tell where they set up the bust and sting with the decoy was the street just north of the McDonald's on Florence. So obvious too. Crazy they waist their time doing this. It's just for show. But yea lately they've been hitting Figueroa hard LE.

Was business a usual last night but I also saw a lot of le uc cars cruising and saw several cars that we're pulled over.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5124028]Was business a usual last night but I also saw a lot of le uc cars cruising and saw several cars that we're pulled over.[/QUOTE]I mean, if cops want to pull people over in hg, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Literally every vehicle is driving probable cause.

Whoa, missed this by several hours last night.

So called pimp got busted for trying to kidnap his worker.

Ig ya got ig search Angnews.

[QUOTE=HardlySeek;5118644]I've been mongering a long time and I have never seen a girl that was 11 to 13 years old. If I did I'd make sure she got help. Yes, figueroa is popping right now but the girls I've talked to are there of their own free will.[/QUOTE]There are minors out there but it is rare. Years ago cops were talking to a minor on western by the Fox. They did not discover she was a minor and let her stay on the street. This all got out and that part of the track have never been the same. If I see a girl I do not think is old enough to drink I move to another girl. It is just not worth it. If a monger does this long enough it becomes clear it is only a matter of time before LE is running both people's information. Do not want that check to come back as a minor.

When cops talk to someone who is going to relay information to the public they try to make it sound as bad as possible. They want to scare the heck out of people who may go to the track and they want to make it sound horrible crimes are happening. Truthfully the single biggest thing helping pimps and underage human trafficking is the fact prostitutions is illegal.

Was out after midnight. Girls out all up and down Fig. Some on western too. HG had a lot of traffic but seemed less than I saw last time I was out.

All the girls asking the typical 80 or 100.

Found a cute BSW on Fig. Name is Cherry, said she from Sacremento. She was medium height, slender body, b cups and pretty fake hair. Wearing shorts and shirt showing off her nice legs and body. Looked mid 20's and said she is 26. She was not the hottest chick out there but she was pretty. Very friendly, not rushing. Not GFE but good service. Asked her how we could come up with tip ideas. She offered BBBJ. I gave her 20 more for dirty talk and BBBJCIM. She did the job like a porn star.

IMO the girls asking for 60-80 are usually the most fun out there. Have no problem giving a girl 100+ as long as they earn it.