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Spot that pimp!![/QUOTE]LOL Nice eye!

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Spot that pimp!![/QUOTE]She sure does have a huge alter ego for a shadow! Just Sayin'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=FyrGuy33;2349599]The old "I don't have any covers" scam. When will everyone learn? Always have at least one on you. It's priceless when you say "Don't worry, I got one". Also just another reason to not pay before the service is rendered.[/QUOTE]That is worth her salt is ALWAYS prepared. She should NEVER be without her tools of the trade.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Are you guys ready for this one? I hope you're sitting down because this one is so hilarious, you might fall over and die of laughter if you are not prepared.

Several days ago, I was back in O-town on business. Knowing my day was going to end early, I tried to set something up with my ATF massage lady in Winter Park. BabyLight, Kingforaknight, Vino, Bilbo and others in my circle of friends here on USA know who I speak of. As is too often the case these days, she wasn't available so I let my fingertips do the walking through BP.

The one posting I found most appealing was "Brittany" who was advertising in the "massage" section of BP. Naturally, no face shots, but the body of a goddess and sun-kissed, LONG blonde hair to boot! The ad is well-written and leads one to think EVERYTHING is on the menu. Based on what I saw and read, there was no doubt I wanted my day to end in her company. I dialed the number provided and as expected, it went RIGHT to GOOGLEVOICE. No biggie, I get it, she's trying to pre-screen potential clients. (I like that in a woman!) I did not leave a message and within a few short moments there was a text from another phone number stating "I was called from this number, can I help you?" ATTENTION ROOKIES: NEVER leave a VM on a potential provider's VM. IF she's available and IF she's a businesslady, she'll call you back. That is exactly what happened. I responded in-kind and instantly, there was a call on my HO-phone. It was Brittany asking me if I wanted to set an appointment. We began with a little small-talk which included her questioning me about what I do for a living. When she heard that, I passed hurdle #2. But here's where it went bizarre. In addition to a basic description of me, she wanted to know my weight. She wanted to know my height, my age and whether I consider myself overweight. Those who know me well, know I'm anything but "in-shape". I haven't worked out in years, and other than recreational sports over the past several years, live a sedentary lifestyle as a result of what I do for a living. I could almost picture the look on her face right through the phone. "Oh no. There's no way I would place my hands on anyone who doesn't take care of themselves. You need to start exercising my dear! Age is NO excuse for one letting themselves go! ALL my clients are in-shape and very attractive. I'm sorry but I cannot help you. " WHAT did you say? You think the base of that little triangle which lies between your inner-thighs is so special, so unique you will only allow model / athlete material to sample it? Are you kidding me? I told her "I'm not looking for a lifestyle coach, Dr. Phil or seeking to be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser!" and if you choose to be so selective that you will only your services to most-beautiful among us, you may want to do a little airbrushing on your photos before posting them on BP again. Have a nice life my dear and good luck in your chosen profession. " CLICK.

I did manage to find another provider on my way out of town, but unfortunately my business-phone rang on the way to her place and it was something I could not avoid handling immediately. At that point I was forced to cancel and put off the pampering I needed until the next time I'm back in Gotham.

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Ashley,

You are such a pro I am sure you assure everything is right for your dates. And I agree, you would think that is one thing every lady would purchase in bulk. Not true. There have been many times where the lady just doesn't have one or ran out or can't find it in the bottom of her purse. Maybe as often as one in four? So us hobbyists need to be prepared. I recently partied four times in las vegas and three came to my room without. One said she didn't think I was interested in that, one said she forgot and one said she never packs. Go figure. So, yeah if you are a guy in this hobby you should consider the wisdom of packing your own. You may not need it but if you do pretty much nothing else will do.

C3.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2349683]That is worth her salt is ALWAYS prepared. She should NEVER be without her tools of the trade.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2349930]Ashley,

You are such a pro I am sure you assure everything is right for your dates. And I agree, you would think that is one thing every lady would purchase in bulk. Not true. There have been many times where the lady just doesn't have one or ran out or can't find it in the bottom of her purse. Maybe as often as one in four? So us hobbyists need to be prepared. I recently partied four times in las vegas and three came to my room without. One said she didn't think I was interested in that, one said she forgot and one said she never packs. Go figure. So, yeah if you are a guy in this hobby you should consider the wisdom of packing your own. You may not need it but if you do pretty much nothing else will do.

C3.[/QUOTE]You mean to tell me saran wrap doesn't work?

How about aluminum foil?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2349930]Ashley,

You are such a pro I am sure you assure everything is right for your dates. And I agree, you would think that is one thing every lady would purchase in bulk. Not true. There have been many times where the lady just doesn't have one or ran out or can't find it in the bottom of her purse. Maybe as often as one in four? So us hobbyists need to be prepared. I recently partied four times in las vegas and three came to my room without. One said she didn't think I was interested in that, one said she forgot and one said she never packs. Go figure. So, yeah if you are a guy in this hobby you should consider the wisdom of packing your own. You may not need it but if you do pretty much nothing else will do.

C3.[/QUOTE]Readily available in bulk and cheap online. First thing a lady should make sure she has. I carry my own (for a different reason) but I shouldn't have to.

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;2349879]Are you guys ready for this one? I hope you're sitting down because this one is so hilarious, you might fall over and die of laughter if you are not prepared.

Several days ago, I was back in O-town on business. Knowing my day was going to end early, I tried to set something up with my ATF massage lady in Winter Park. BabyLight, Kingforaknight, Vino, Bilbo and others in my circle of friends here on USA know who I speak of. As is too often the case these days, she wasn't available so I let my fingertips do the walking through BP.

The one posting I found most appealing was "Brittany" who was advertising in the "massage" section of BP. Naturally, no face shots, but the body of a goddess and sun-kissed, LONG blonde hair to boot! The ad is well-written and leads one to think EVERYTHING is on the menu. Based on what I saw and read, there was no doubt I wanted my day to end in her company. I dialed the number provided and as expected, it went RIGHT to GOOGLEVOICE. No biggie, I get it, she's trying to pre-screen potential clients. (I like that in a woman!) I did not leave a message and within a few short moments there was a text from another phone number stating "I was called from this number, can I help you?" ATTENTION ROOKIES: NEVER leave a VM on a potential provider's VM. IF she's available and IF she's a businesslady, she'll call you back. That is exactly what happened. I responded in-kind and instantly, there was a call on my HO-phone. It was Brittany asking me if I wanted to set an appointment. We began with a little small-talk which included her questioning me about what I do for a living. When she heard that, I passed hurdle #2. But here's where it went bizarre. In addition to a basic description of me, she wanted to know my weight. She wanted to know my height, my age and whether I consider myself overweight. Those who know me well, know I'm anything but "in-shape". I haven't worked out in years, and other than recreational sports over the past several years, live a sedentary lifestyle as a result of what I do for a living. I could almost picture the look on her face right through the phone. "Oh no. There's no way I would place my hands on anyone who doesn't take care of themselves. You need to start exercising my dear! Age is NO excuse for one letting themselves go! ALL my clients are in-shape and very attractive. I'm sorry but I cannot help you. " WHAT did you say? You think the base of that little triangle which lies between your inner-thighs is so special, so unique you will only allow model / athlete material to sample it? Are you kidding me? I told her "I'm not looking for a lifestyle coach, Dr. Phil or seeking to be the next contestant on The Biggest Loser!" and if you choose to be so selective that you will only your services to most-beautiful among us, you may want to do a little airbrushing on your photos before posting them on BP again. Have a nice life my dear and good luck in your chosen profession. " CLICK.

I did manage to find another provider on my way out of town, but unfortunately my business-phone rang on the way to her place and it was something I could not avoid handling immediately. At that point I was forced to cancel and put off the pampering I needed until the next time I'm back in Gotham.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/brittany-rubs-a-body-good-34d-petite-blonde-american-c-2-believe-shes-2-pretty/11660923[/URL][/QUOTE]You did not miss much. Brittany is a loud mouth c * * t over text and on the phone. I enjoy a challenge at times because I realize the pot at the end of the rainbow is many times filled with gold. Other times however you just get a big bag of coal. Once you meet her in person the bravado and arrogance simmers down quite a bit. I will give her that much.

Physically she is far too skinny and smells like an ashtray. She has a decent phony rack. She is also not a blonde american. Pictures are fake. 'Britany' is mixed race with likely an anorexia problem and fake eye colors to match her fake cans. I like women of all shapes and sizes. Petite, bbw, curves, I like it all. But a women that is skinny to the point of being unhealthy is not attractive and frankly makes me kind of sad. All she allows is a tp handshake. She thinks far too highly of herself overall. I'm not psychologist but I think that bitchiness on her part is some sort of defense mechanism for some deep seeded insecurities she has on her side. I get being safe and taking the proper precautions. Those are the signs or a smart and healthy provider. What Brittany does however is downright rude and after putting the puzzle pieces together, the jaded puzzle that is she makes a little more sense. The chick likely has some sort of mild mental issues tbh. Consider yourself fortunate to have missed out.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2349683]That is worth her salt is ALWAYS prepared. She should NEVER be without her tools of the trade.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Damn, just go to your local county health department, they will give you brown paper bags filled with condoms for free, no questions asked. I've asked for a second bag and was given four full lunch size bags of covers. Had enough free covers to last a year.

I was visiting town and had a dream about Jenna Kennedy.

Let me start by saying I wish I lived in Orlando all year, thanks to JK. I scoured a few advertisements before seeing one by Jenna, and was entranced by her sexy appearance and great website. It could not have been easier (and more fun) setting up an appointment with her; I contacted her about a week before my arrival, and she followed up the day before with a nice note wishing me safe travels (how nice). We agreed that JK would visit me at my location, and she was on-time and was even more stunning than her photos. Jenna is a bit more than most of us are willing to pay for a dream, but I absolutely will say she was every bit worth it. JK is a very outgoing and classy woman; she would be someone you could take to dinner or a night out and she would be the perfect companion and make heads turn, too. I said classy before, and I'll say it again. She is class all around, the kind you can meet in a boardroom and as a top executive. We sat for a bit and chatted, then we become passionate. And JK is all about passion. I was truly stunned at her GFE skills; she is not only gorgeous sitting 2 feet from her, but she brings you in for an intimate experience. And her blue eyes are mesmerizing. No details on what went on behind closed doors (some things you don't share about a classy woman) but nothing was left off my own personal menu.

Jenna made sure I had a true "dream" date, and she did with class, style and flair. She has a tremendously sexy, curvy body, and absolutely wonderful ta-tas. She loved to be pleased, and she loves to please. Enough said.

As I mentioned, her donation is a tad bit higher than most of us are used to paying, but there is no drama with Jenna. None. Zero. No pimp, no excuses, no doubts. She is the real deal and will make the one hour you spend with her the best of your life. I can not say enough about my new ATF, JK. She is very selective on who she sees, but if I can get in, then most of you all will, too. Call her on the phone and speak in person and you'll get the message quickly that she is a serious businessperson who knows how to do her job well. I feel very lucky, and will absolutely repeat each and every time I make it this way. You all are lucky.

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Last minute trip to your neck of the woods (i will be there tonight for one night only). I hang my hat in Tampa / St. Pete, but used to call Orlando home many moons ago. I'm completely out of touch with the girls in your area. I have started my research by reading this thread. I am looking for a young white spinner. Any help or guidance would be appreciated. I can reciprocate with intel on the Tampa side if you ever find yourself here.

Tried to send a pm but box was full.

This in an open letter to Ruby. This is really terrible marketing strategy. A blind challenge and an obvious overdone review challenging a respected SM is a dog that just don't hunt.

May I offer some advice? May I suggest an alternate and more sound strategy? First, look at some of the ads and reviews of the fine ladies that are advisers on this board. There are a lot that offer stellar service and consistently get good reviews. That translates to the phone ringing. Make a decision to do good service like these ladies. Cut the crap.

You also may want to consider contacting the SM that gave you the bad review and make it right with him. That is just good business.

One man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=EscortCritic;2351467]My response. This is all inaccurate, I visited Ruby to see if you'd was true & had the time of my life for an hour. She started with BJ with the glove on (that's how outs supposed to be anyways nothing should ever be done with out a cover) it was an amazing BJ I almost didn't last (but there's always something better, no matter how good) we began doggie flipped to missionary she took Every inch and kept her legs open and finished with doggie she even let me stay my whole hour with out hesitation after I asked if I can stay the rest of my time. It was money well spent![/QUOTE]

Any info on this? Thinking of going tomorrow but not too sure yet.

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[BLUE]Yes, we all know who it was. One of these days chicks will figure out that no matter how hard they try they can't write like mongers.

Sorry I didn't catch it. Back to the pussy.

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