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[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3620231]It's considered shallow to not want to fuck someone you don't find attractive? I disagree.

Back in the day their were plenty of very attractive ladies that also provided amazing service (petite delight, Balzin Jordan, Luscious Aaliyah, Sexy Carmen are just a few that come to mind) but those days have passed. Now it seems like you have to sacrifice looks for service or service for looks. I favor looks over performance. There are a few ladies around that give HJ only but are very hot (not hot based on BP standards but truly hot) that I have seen based solely on their looks knowing I'm only going to get a great HJ and probably spend more than what Kandi or Jenn charge for FS. Jade at Touch of Paradise or Hailey who advertises on BP are a couple that come to mind. I agree with the original review, I've seen Jen and Kandi before and don't plan to repeat based on the fact that I didn't find them attractive even though they both gave a great BBBJ.[/QUOTE]That wasn't my point if you don't want to fuck a girl because of looks to each his own. But to give a good provider a bad review just because she not in your wheel house is shallow and wrong it's just not the right thing to do IMO.

All Arguments should be posted in the Grand Rapids Pugilistic Society page.

Popping the Popcorn as I type. Extra Butter with just a touch of Lawry's. See You all in the Pugilistic Section!

Your MBX is full.

Good morning all.

I had a meeting with brezzi [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/yours-truly-breezii-baabii/42214647[/URL].

Set up was easy a couple quick text and as luck would have it I was at the mall and her location was that creepy place in grandville I parked behind in the residential street and said I was real close and looked as the boyfriend or who ever walked out of the room so thankfully I missed another award encounter, she looks like her pics has some damage but nothing I haven't seen before I did a hh for 80 and probably lasted about 20 total time with was all me cause I came quick guess the couple beers while shopping had no effect, her BBBJ was very good very enjoyable sloppy moaning and generally getting into it, we moved to cfs witch was nice because she was wet it's very awesome when you make a quick transition get the cover on fro cfs and you didn't go down on her yet she is wet and better yet did get out or use some lube on her dried up Vijay yea I get it that for the girls we are not all dream guys so it's not easy to get excited and like most of the form talk we all have different taste. With that being said she comes recommend she has damage on her belly and kind of a Bush but also I thought her ass was great and her boobs are pierced she is cute a good kisser and talkative. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3620656]Your MBX is full.[/QUOTE]Cleaned out the mailbox.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3619689]I'm glad to see there is some team work on this idea, I did a few modifications that I've seen are FAQ on this forum. I have copied this to my usa mail and will fill it out for my next review, I'm hoping others will copy and paste any additions to this form that they see necessary and repost. Maybe this belongs in General reports for now and when we actually use the form for a review Post results here with this form.[/QUOTE]Benz, this looks great. I added a few things like a spot to put a link for provider, how many visits to this provider, rate / tip, overall numerical ratings for skills and attitude and a few other things. See below for the first review using this system. Still honing it. It does take a little time to fill this out, but seems like it will save us all time in the long run. This review is for Angel, who works out of Royal Touch with Chloe, but I saw her as an independent at her apartment a few months back and it was bland enough to not inspire an immediate review, but it's perfect fodder for our new form:

Name: Angel.

Service Type: Massage.

Link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-neglecting-yourself-chloe-and-angel-royal-touch-616-214-7078-we-love-our-job-it-shows/25912573[/URL].

Rates: $60 + $20 for topless and I left a $20 tip.

How many visits to this provider? First.

Appearance? BBW that could've benefitted from at least some makeup and not being in sweats.

Nude? No.

Topless? Yes, after upsell.

Massage Skills? OK, not great.

HJ? Yes, and a fairly decent one.

CBJ? BBBJ? CIM? Swallow? CFS? BBFS? Daty? Prostrate massage? Rim Job? Pegging? GFE? MSOG? I didn't ask about these services because wasn't inspired to.

Taste / smell of pussy? Good_ ok_ Bad_? And / A.

Body type? BBW, but wouldn't know just how big from pics. Big girl.

Accurate Pics? Not really, it's the girl in the pics but she wasn't made up at all when I visited and in fact was in sweats without any attempt at appearance. Also heavier than in posted pics.

Phone Number: List 7 of 10 digits: (616) -8400.

Email: and / A.

Independent? Agency? Both. She works out of Royal, but she had me come to her apartment.

Age: Posted? And / A Looks like? Early 30's.

Ethnicity: Not sure, but kind of Mexican / Italian-ish.

Skin Tone: slight olive.

Hair color: dark.

Teeth: All there.

Bust size: Large.

Bust Appearance: Semi-saggy.

Tattoos: Yes.

Piercings: None that I could see.

Feet: Toe sucking? No.

Smoker? Yes, but not during session.

Incall:

Safe? Yes.

Neighborhood? Just off 28th near airport.

Residential? Yes, decent apartment complex in quiet neighborhood, but a smoky, smelly mess.

Repeat at this incall? No.

Repeat with this provider? No.

Date of Meeting: April 2017.

Overall rating: Massage Skills? 5/10 Attitude? 5/10, not unfriendly, but not really caring.

Description of Experience: Total YMMV experience. I saw an ad for Angel on BP that listed her as independent (it was later that I would see her ads with Cloe at Royal). Her pics made her look like a hot curvy girl with great massage skills. I got to her place and she had on sweats and no make-up kind of like she didn't give a damn. Not attractive. Got inside to smelly messy place with cats. Table was in a small bedroom. Lightly rubbed lotion on me with occasional pressure here and there. No teasing. No verbal play. Flipped and had to upsell to get topless. Got to work on the HE and actually did well there. Overall, just wanted to get me in, get me off, get me out, and get paid. I've had too many better experiences to ever go back.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3620948]Benz, this looks great. I added a few things like a spot to put a link for provider, how many visits to this provider, rate / tip, overall numerical ratings for skills and attitude and a few other things. See below for the first review using this system. Still honing it. It does take a little time to fill this out, but seems like it will save us all time in the long run. This review is for Angel, who works out of Royal Touch with Chloe, but I saw her as an independent at her apartment a few months back and it was bland enough to not inspire an immediate review, but it's perfect fodder for our new form:[/QUOTE]Forgot one other very important thing to add:

Length of time advertised for this rate? 1 hr.

Length of time actually spent with provider? 40 min.

Tried to see her, but couldn't connect. Has anyone seen her yet?

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Come on boys lets go get some aids!

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Sadly I'm sure her phone is ringing like crazy.

[QUOTE=SuperSaver;3621251]Come on boys lets go get some aids!

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[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3621258]Sadly I'm sure her phone is ringing like crazy.[/QUOTE]Never mind these lovely warts (which have to be BURNED off to get rid of them.).

[QUOTE=Slowboatguy;3619954]Really liked the pictures but couldn't find anything about her, so I did the TOFTT. Followed those directions as well as my own and after texting her for a couple of days, I went and saw her. Very nice hotel, clean and tidy. She had me meet her outside and I was pleasantly surprised that she was the girl in the pictures. Maybe the ones she posts are maybe 2 or 3 years old but she looks great. Maybe a bit thinner but in a healthy, non habit sort of way. Very nice during communication and even nicer in person and I was almost completely at ease. She's a very sweet and intelligent maybe 25-26 year old woman who knows what she's doing. Everything was covered but that was fine because I think the better you get to know her, the more comfortable she will become. No promises, but I'm ok with that. Like I said, no evidence of habits or handlers but I think she shares the room with a female friend. All in all, it was a great time and I look forward to seeing her again and again. Rates are 100 hhr / 180 hr.[/QUOTE]Looked up the link and there are no pictures. Not sure why. What pictures are you referring to?

[QUOTE=NoBadDate;3621346]Looked up the link and there are no pictures. Not sure why. What pictures are you referring to?[/QUOTE]I saw them on the skip the games website.

[QUOTE=Slowboatguy;3621350]I saw them on the skip the games website.[/QUOTE]Yea that's where I went but no pics. Oh well.