Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TDisregard;5869827]I moved south a couple years ago, but when I lived in the area I frequented the Detroit clubs quite a bit. I am back in town for a little while and it seems like the 8 miles clubs are all dead now. Are there any worth checking out anymore? Or is Inkster the only area to go to now? I am staying with a friend in Ferndale and the 8 mile clubs are much closer to me than the Mich Ave clubs.[/QUOTE]The 8 mile clubs are only good if you want to see some boobs while you get some food or beer specials. The last time I stopped at Players it was a shadow of what it used to be after removing the private booths.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;5865639]I have finished my Detroit engagement running for the past 9 months where I made 24 trips to the motor city. During those 24 trips I treated myself to 37 VIP sessions. I would often visit the VIP 2 times on the same night and one night I even went 3 times.

20 nights I went to BTs, 11 nights I went to Criket, and 3 nights I went to Dreamgirls. I typically started at BTs and if I couldn't find something I liked then changed to another club. I also followed dancers I enjoyed as they moved from club to club.

My approach looks & attitude:

I evaluate the girls on looks first and then attitude. My preference if for young thin fit spinners, with small firm perky tits, firm flat stomach, and minimal or no tattoos, piercings and make up. I watch the girls dance on stage, and I will tip $1 to a good looking girl and invite her sit and talk to me. While we are talking, I assess her attitude. I expect her to pay attention to me and not her cell phone. If we have good natural chemistry, she is friendly, in a good mood, and shares some information about herself, then I will agree to negotiate a VIP session.

I know looks are subjective and standards of beauty are different for each guy. There are plenty of older, curvier, heavier, big breasted girls, heavily tattooed, pierced and girls wearing significant amounts of make up for those of you who like that.

Over 24 visits I spent time with 13 girls who passed both the looks and the attitude test. As always YMMV.

8 girls I enjoyed, I want to repeat, I suggest others try them and are likely to be happy with them.

- Nae at BTs & Criket.

- Sky at Criket.

- Zoe at BTs.

- Arabella at BTs & Dreamgirls.

- Fiona at BTs.

- Naomi at BTs.

- Celeste at BTs (she also dances at Pantheon).

- Raven at BTs.

3 girls provided adequate sessions, I might repeat depending on who else is dancing, but prefer to try a new girl.

- Tinsley at BTs.

- Shay at Criket others have complained about her, but I enjoyed my session with her.

- Serena at BTs.

2 girls I did not enjoy, I do not plan to repeat.

- Nyra at BTs.

- Princess at BTs others have had good sessions with her, but she was my worst VIP on this trip.

Repeat girls: 37 sessions with 13 girls meant I repeated with same girls for 24 of the sessions.

- Nae at BTs & Criket.

- Sky at Criket.

- Arabella at BTs & Dreamgirls.

- Fiona at BTs.

New girls: 11 of the 13 girls had not seen prior to this trip.

Girls I had previously tried:

- Arabella at BTs & Dreamgirls.

- Tinsley at BTs Although when I tried her before she was dancing at Criket.

Negotiations: I always request no song count and to go to the VIP after she finishes her stage set. My maximum price is $200 and I succeed in negotiating lower than that numerous times. For complete transparency, regardless of negotiated price I do offer the girls a $20 - $40 tip if they exceed my expectation and succeed in making me happy during the VIP. My expectations are extremely high and it is difficult for the girls to exceed them but there were 8 times out of the 37 sessions the girls earned my tip. Also, for girls who I repeated with and enjoyed their company, if they would sit with me in the main room, I would buy them drinks or food. So, my total spend on the girl could be as high as $250 if I bought her a drink and she earned a tip.

Looks Only:

In addition to the 13 girls I sampled there were 27 other girls that I rated as 7 or higher and got a boner watching them dance. I did not sample for the following reasons.

Note there are two girls named Chloe. 1 who started dancing in 2020 and one who started dancing in 2021. I didn't sample either one of them.

Note there are two girls name Athena. 1 wo started dancing in 2020 and one who started dancing in 2021. I didn't sample either one of them.

Crazy high prices:

This year was different than in past years. Previously almost every girl was happy with $200 and this year many girls insisted on more money which ended up being a lose lose proposition, because instead of getting $200 I gave them nothing, and instead of me enjoying their feminine charms I sat by myself. This is another reason I did so many repeat sessions as once I found a girl I liked at a reasonable price point, I continued to see her over and over again. This worked well for both myself and the girl.

If you can get any of these 5 girls at a reasonable price, they could be a good VIP. If they insist on high prices, I encourage you to do what I did say no thanks, if you want $200 you know where to find me. At their current offers I suggest others avoid them.

- Natalia at BTs - $1000.

- Rain at BTs - $500.

- Anna at BTs - $500.

- Athena from 2021 - $500.

- Zoe at BTs I did one session with her at a reasonable price on her first night working, then she told me future sessions would be $500, so I didn't take her again.

Demanded payment upfront:

I have never had paying in advance work out well. I do think it is fair to show the girl you have the money so she is not being cheated, but then it goes back in my pocket until I am happy. These girls are helping you avoid bad sessions with them by insisting on payment up front, they will at best be mechanical, and at worst grab your money and walk out leaving you unhappy. I suggest other avoid them.

- Chloe from 2020 at BTs & Dreamgirls.

- Leela at Criket.

- Lola / Jade at BTs.

- Winter at BTs.

Refused to take my dollar:

I never experienced this behavior before this trip. Normally the girls are friendly and appreciative when being tipped at the stage. I don't think it hurts the girl to be polite when a guy decides to tip them. I have often observed when one guy tips a girl that prompts other guys to also tip her. I had 5 girls who refused my tip or complained that $1 was too small of a tip. While this behavior by the girls is rude, I know they are showing me insight into how they would behave in the VIP and their bad conduct has prevented me from taking them for a poor VIP session. I suggest others avoid them.

- Anna at BTs.

- India at BTs.

- Athena from 2020 at BTs.

- Thai at BTs.

- Honey at BTs.

Attitude problems:

All these girls are hot looking, and they pass my first criteria of being a 7 or higher and giving me a boner. But I have learned I can avoid many unsatisfying VIP sessions by having a little chat and assessing her attitude. If she has a bad attitude in the main room, it doesn't matter how good she looks her VIP will likely be disappointing. I spend a lot of money to go to the VIP, and I don't want a disappointing one. Sometimes 2 people just don't click with each other. Or the girl might be having a bad night. So if you get her on a good night or you have good chemistry then these girls might be good choices for you. I passed on VIP with them based on their attitude while talking to me.

- Chloe form 2021 at Criket and BTs.

- Peaches at BTs.

- Summer at BTs.

- Lyric at Criket.

- Jamie at BTs, although she said she usually dances at Landing Strip.

- Abby at BTs.

- Morgan at BTs.

Refused to come and talk with me:

I never got to assess these girls attitudes as they avoided me, despite being tipped multiple times. Perhaps they knew something about me, or didn't like my looks. These girls could be good choices if they are willing to come sit with you. This is a very high number of girls that refused to sit with me, normally the girls are happy to join you. Perhaps they are friends with a girl who had a bad attitude and I already declined. Regardless I would have liked the chance to talk with them, and decide if I should go to the VIP, but I did not get that chance.

- Ari at BTs.

- Candy at BTs.

- Mia at BTs she was always busy, I only saw her a couple of times, she was at least nice during stage tips.

- Rosie at BTs.

- River at BTs she did join me on my last night but I already negotiated a VIP with another girl.

- Miley at BTs I only saw her once, and she left club shortly after I saw her.

- Ewe at Dreamgirls.

MM.[/QUOTE]Why the GPS and higher rates you think at BT's?

[QUOTE=DooMama7;5872084]Why the GPS and higher rates you think at BT's?[/QUOTE]Scarcity of supply of a "luxury" item has created this disequilibrium in the strip club market. Apparently enough guys pay the higher rates than are willing to forego it and pound one out at home.

The supply in Detroit in all arenas (clubs, escorts, streets, parlors) is the lowest that I've seen in almost 40 years as a monger, in both quantity and quality.

Based on the super low supply, sex workers have found better alternatives.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5872651]Scarcity of supply of a "luxury" item has created this disequilibrium in the strip club market. Apparently enough guys pay the higher rates than are willing to forego it and pound one out at home.

The supply in Detroit in all arenas (clubs, escorts, streets, parlors) is the lowest that I've seen in almost 40 years as a monger, in both quantity and quality.

Based on the super low supply, sex workers have found better alternatives.[/QUOTE]I got my money back, but in hindsight was that foolish?

[QUOTE=DooMama7;5872084]Why the GPS and higher rates you think at BT's?[/QUOTE]First inflation is everywhere and prices have gone up. Have you bought food or fuel recently?

What I used to normally get from a peeler for $150, I have been paying $200 that is 33% price increase.

Prices are up for all items and services including a quart of milk and a gallon of gasoline about 25% to 33%. While unfortunate that the price of dances has gone up also, I am willing to pay that additional cost.

Some of this inflation is club based as the clubs have raised the tip outs and late fees on the girls. You have to consider this in the negotiations. If a girl is paying the club $150 in tip out, she is not going to take you to the VIP for $150, she is even unlikely to take you for $200 if you will be her only client that night. It is stressful enough for girls to dance for some old fat guy, but to do it and only have $20 to show won't really happen. However, talking to the girls about tip out is a good negotiating technique.

Note: There are two components to the tip out. One is for dancing on stage and one is for using the VIP. If the peelers don't go to the VIP, then they don't have to pay the VIP tip out, they can collect their stage tips and leave only paying the stage tip out.

I like to ask the girls if she is was on time today or does she have to pay a higher tip out? If she says she was on time, then I respond "nice low tip out for you". I also will ask a girl if she has covered her tip out already. Or I watch which girls have been in the VIP and I will tell her to give me a deal since she covered her tip out on the other guy and what I am giving her is pure profit. I sometimes I flip this negotiation around when it is early in the night and say why don't we get you in the VIP now, I will cover your tip out so the guy or guys later tonight will be all profit to you. Since tip out is their lived reality, they understand this concept much better than most math.

General economy inflation and higher tip outs are permanent sources of inflation that will not go away in the future. However, there is a second type of inflation occurring which is supply and demand based and will hopefully go away in the future.

As a result of COVID the US government decided to give people money for no particular reason other than they are alive. Needing money is the number one reason that causes a girl to dance. Most strippers can only make good money by dancing, they aren't qualified to do anything else accept cashier at McDonalds or fold sweaters at Old Navy. Even girls who have other skills realize they can make the most money in their early 20's being a stripper. But if you give these girls money for doing nothing, then there is no incentive for her to dance. Especially if she lives at home with mommy or daddy. What all this means is the supply of girls is lower than it historically has been because we are paying ideal strip club girls to sit home. I have heard the commentary that strippers are not eligible for unemployment and while that might be true for existing strippers, girls who have never stripped but would have taken up stripping are collecting unemployment. This also explains why when the clubs reopened it was mostly veteran strippers who might not be eligible for unemployment who were working.

At the same time as the number of girls sitting at home means there are much fewer girls dancing. An entire new set of guys who used to work jobs to earn money are also sitting around with nothing to do because the government is paying them money. Well, these guys instead of staying home, decide they have time and they have money so they are going to go to the strip club and look at some tits. This means demand is up, therefore even if the girls in the club are not that attractive / desirable, there are more guys and less girls and that means price inflation. The price of dancing is going up.

Hopefully with the government stopping paying people who are not working to sit at home. That should reduce the number of guys as they now need to go back to work and don't have the time to spend at the strip club and similarly for the girls they can't just sit at home and do nothing and they will need to dance if they want to acquire some cash.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;5873104]First inflation is everywhere and prices have gone up. Have you bought food or fuel recently?

What I used to normally get from a peeler for $150, I have been paying $200 that is 33% price increase.

Prices are up for all items and services including a quart of milk and a gallon of gasoline about 25% to 33%. While unfortunate that the price of dances has gone up also, I am willing to pay that additional cost.

Some of this inflation is club based as the clubs have raised the tip outs and late fees on the girls. You have to consider this in the negotiations. If a girl is paying the club $150 in tip out, she is not going to take you to the VIP for $150, she is even unlikely to take you for $200 if you will be her only client that night. It is stressful enough for girls to dance for some old fat guy, but to do it and only have $20 to show won't really happen. However, talking to the girls about tip out is a good negotiating technique.

Note: There are two components to the tip out. One is for dancing on stage and one is for using the VIP. If the peelers don't go to the VIP, then they don't have to pay the VIP tip out, they can collect their stage tips and leave only paying the stage tip out.

I like to ask the girls if she is was on time today or does she have to pay a higher tip out? If she says she was on time, then I respond "nice low tip out for you". I also will ask a girl if she has covered her tip out already. Or I watch which girls have been in the VIP and I will tell her to give me a deal since she covered her tip out on the other guy and what I am giving her is pure profit. I sometimes I flip this negotiation around when it is early in the night and say why don't we get you in the VIP now, I will cover your tip out so the guy or guys later tonight will be all profit to you. Since tip out is their lived reality, they understand this concept much better than most math.

General economy inflation and higher tip outs are permanent sources of inflation that will not go away in the future. However, there is a second type of inflation occurring which is supply and demand based and will hopefully go away in the future.

As a result of COVID the US government decided to give people money for no particular reason other than they are alive. Needing money is the number one reason that causes a girl to dance. Most strippers can only make good money by dancing, they aren't qualified to do anything else accept cashier at McDonalds or fold sweaters at Old Navy. Even girls who have other skills realize they can make the most money in their early 20's being a stripper. But if you give these girls money for doing nothing, then there is no incentive for her to dance. Especially if she lives at home with mommy or daddy. What all this means is the supply of girls is lower than it historically has been because we are paying ideal strip club girls to sit home. I have heard the commentary that strippers are not eligible for unemployment and while that might be true for existing strippers, girls who have never stripped but would have taken up stripping are collecting unemployment. This also explains why when the clubs reopened it was mostly veteran strippers who might not be eligible for unemployment who were working.

At the same time as the number of girls sitting at home means there are much fewer girls dancing. An entire new set of guys who used to work jobs to earn money are also sitting around with nothing to do because the government is paying them money. Well, these guys instead of staying home, decide they have time and they have money so they are going to go to the strip club and look at some tits. This means demand is up, therefore even if the girls in the club are not that attractive / desirable, there are more guys and less girls and that means price inflation. The price of dancing is going up.

Hopefully with the government stopping paying people who are not working to sit at home. That should reduce the number of guys as they now need to go back to work and don't have the time to spend at the strip club and similarly for the girls they can't just sit at home and do nothing and they will need to dance if they want to acquire some cash.[/QUOTE]You made something that is fairly straightforward, way too complicated, and your assessment if just wrong.

There are fewer dancers, period. Scarcity raises prices. Pamdemic aid ended a long time ago. You and others continue to promulgate the myth that dancers are sitting home making bank on federal aid. For varied reasons, women have left the strip club employment ranks. Please show evidence in which individuals are still getring pandemic aid. Further, do you think girls were content with a few thousand in stimulus checks and unemployment that ended back in sumer of 2021. Read a newspaper.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;5873104]First inflation is everywhere and prices have gone up. Have you bought food or fuel recently?

Note: There are two components to the tip out. One is for dancing on stage and one is for using the VIP. If the peelers don't go to the VIP, then they don't have to pay the VIP tip out, they can collect their stage tips and leave only paying the stage tip out.

I like to ask the girls if she is was on time today or does she have to pay a higher tip out? If she says she was on time, then I respond "nice low tip out for you". I also will ask a girl if she has covered her tip out already. Or I watch which girls have been in the VIP and I will tell her to give me a deal since she covered her tip out on the other guy and what I am giving her is pure profit. I sometimes I flip this negotiation around when it is early in the night and say why don't we get you in the VIP now, I will cover your tip out so the guy or guys later tonight will be all profit to you. Since tip out is their lived reality, they understand this concept much better than most math.
[/QUOTE]I have visited clubs early in the dancer shifts (either early afternoon or just after 7 PM) before dancers have gone to the VIP and owe a tip out. The quoted prices seem higher because the first trip will be a small or no profit. The girl may say "what if I don't get any other VIP customers?" This is a god negotiating technique for the girl, but often leads to a "no deal" for me. Of course, the club loses out too. It would be better for all involved (customer, girl and club) if the tip out was somehow prorated so that the first customer does not trigger the full tip out amount. Maybe some club will figure this out, or maybe they just don't see it that way.

[QUOTE=MareloboMex;5873104]First inflation is everywhere and prices have gone up. Have you bought food or fuel recently?

What I used to normally get from a peeler for $150, I have been paying $200 that is 33% price increase.

Prices are up for all items and services including a quart of milk and a gallon of gasoline about 25% to 33%. While unfortunate that the price of dances has gone up also, I am willing to pay that additional cost.

Some of this inflation is club based as the clubs have raised the tip outs and late fees on the girls. You have to consider this in the negotiations. If a girl is paying the club $150 in tip out, she is not going to take you to the VIP for $150, she is even unlikely to take you for $200 if you will be her only client that night. It is stressful enough for girls to dance for some old fat guy, but to do it and only have $20 to show won't really happen. However, talking to the girls about tip out is a good negotiating technique.

Note: There are two components to the tip out. One is for dancing on stage and one is for using the VIP. If the peelers don't go to the VIP, then they don't have to pay the VIP tip out, they can collect their stage tips and leave only paying the stage tip out.[/QUOTE]The expanded unemployment and Covid payments ended well over a year and a half ago. In the ridiculously unlikely event that anyone was sitting at home not working because they were getting $400 a week in Unemployment they would be back to work by now.

Women got out of the industry. Five Guys is paying $18/ hr plus tips near me and you don't have to tip out your boss, you don't have to suck anyone's dick and you're getting medical insurance. Only Fans is paying some of these girls a lot more than they ever got in the clubs. Seeking Arrangements is full of guys willing to pay $400 for an evening of hanging out with a gorgeous woman who won't fuck him. Lots of girls changed jobs because they didn't want to get COVID. Immigration basically stopped so we aren't getting an influx of new workers. The women just aren't there.

[QUOTE=SomeDetroitGuy;5873549]The expanded unemployment and Covid payments ended well over a year and a half ago. In the ridiculously unlikely event that anyone was sitting at home not working because they were getting $400 a week in Unemployment they would be back to work by now.

Women got out of the industry. Five Guys is paying $18/ hr plus tips near me and you don't have to tip out your boss, you don't have to suck anyone's dick and you're getting medical insurance. Only Fans is paying some of these girls a lot more than they ever got in the clubs. Seeking Arrangements is full of guys willing to pay $400 for an evening of hanging out with a gorgeous woman who won't fuck him. Lots of girls changed jobs because they didn't want to get COVID. Immigration basically stopped so we aren't getting an influx of new workers. The women just aren't there.[/QUOTE]+1 and then some.

I'm not sure where all of the dancers have gone, but I know of more than a handful who have developed lucrative careers; some are in corporate, some started their own businesses, some are in manufacturing, some are in health care. A lot of guys on this site are just plain cynical; their belief is that women who are sex workers will never be more than sex workers. Generally cynics are pretty shallow thinkers, that's why they are cynical.

Detroit became a hotspot for strip clubs in the early aughts as the economy was tanking here, well before the Great Recession. Still being the one-horse town of an auto industry, the subsequent bankruptcy of two auto giants and the ripple effect it had on employment led to many women taking a shot at dancing. Enough horny guys at the upper end of income food chain were able to support the many clubs.

What so many guys here can't seem to grasp is that many dancers used to be in the string of 8 Mile clubs left when the curtains came down, figuratively and literally. If they were still interested in dancing, they would have migrated to Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus and Lincoln Park. The clubs there should be overflowing. Bear in mind that the dancer shortage preceded the pandemic by at least two years when the Detroit ordinance changed.

So, folks claiming that it was pandemic stimulus that changed things, that theory holds less water than the former dancers' g-strings hold dollar bills.

Oh, and another factor SESTA and the other internet law, along with the demise of CL and BP ads does seem to have had an impact on the quantity and quality of escorts, etc.

That said, I wish that there were more hotties plying their trade in strip clubs and escorting who were taking my loads.

[QUOTE=Qetuo;5873536]I have visited clubs early in the dancer shifts (either early afternoon or just after 7 PM) before dancers have gone to the VIP and owe a tip out. The quoted prices seem higher because the first trip will be a small or no profit. The girl may say "what if I don't get any other VIP customers?" This is a god negotiating technique for the girl, but often leads to a "no deal" for me. Of course, the club loses out too. It would be better for all involved (customer, girl and club) if the tip out was somehow prorated so that the first customer does not trigger the full tip out amount. Maybe some club will figure this out, or maybe they just don't see it that way.[/QUOTE]Understanding how the tip-out works and discussing it has little bearing on my decision. For the girls it's a sympathy negotiation tactic. How one thinks that is something that helps the monger is beyond me.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5873931]+1 and then some.

I'm not sure where all of the dancers have gone, but I know of more than a handful who have developed lucrative careers; some are in corporate, some started their own businesses, some are in manufacturing, some are in health care. A lot of guys on this site are just plain cynical; their belief is that women who are sex workers will never be more than sex workers. Generally cynics are pretty shallow thinkers, that's why they are cynical.

What so many guys here can't seem to grasp is that many dancers used to be in the string of 8 Mile clubs left when the curtains came down, figuratively and literally. If they were still interested in dancing, they would have migrated to Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus and Lincoln Park. The clubs there should be overflowing. Bear in mind that the dancer shortage preceded the pandemic by at least two years when the Detroit ordinance changed.

So, folks claiming that it was pandemic stimulus that changed things, that theory holds less water than the former dancers' g-strings hold dollar bills.

.[/QUOTE]Of the strippers I have known who left the game: 2 got married to men who support them, 2 beat their addictions, 1 started her own business, 1'will still meet outside but does not dance. And 1 still struggles and works on occasion but is trying to make it with her regulars outside. I'm sure the pandemic had a big effect on many of them by providing a push to change and find other ways to survive other than dealing with tip outs and sucking off managers.

[QUOTE=RayRaynor;5873951]Of the strippers I have known who left the game: 2 got married to men who support them, 2 beat their addictions, 1 started her own business, 1'will still meet outside but does not dance. And 1 still struggles and works on occasion but is trying to make it with her regulars outside. I'm sure the pandemic had a big effect on many of them by providing a push to change and find other ways to survive other than dealing with tip outs and sucking off managers.[/QUOTE]Sucking off managers, bouncers, etc for no pay. Some managers aren't too bad, others are complete dicks. No strip club is going to make a list of best place to work. It's not always about the money. Some of my better-paying jobs were intolerable because of bosses. You don't quit a job / company, you quit a person.

Hell, look at food service. Many found better jobs in other industries; the pandemic definitely impacted that. Better pay, better jobs.

For those asking me about "The Parties," I haven't done one in over 10 years. I would guess with inflation, lack of Patrons and fewer opportunities to earn, private parties would have taken off. The problem seems to be greed. YOU CAN NOT SELL LIQUOR WITHOUT A LICENSE. This is why I bought cheap liquor and gave it away. You can however sell water and sodas. I never did tipouts, so the girls kept the money they earned (this also made it more likely to do more of your parties. The hardest part is finding the location and the girls who wanted to earn a lot of quick, easy cash. It was my experience that if you found that one girl who wanted that cash, the others present got competitive. Combine that with contests and silliness, you could easily earn 4 to five figures net in one night. Always have security as well. The location should have a minimum of two VIP areas in addition to the main area. I used inflatable mattresses. This a guide post, not instructions. Get creative and have fun. There seems to be a LOT of interest of Patrons on this page.

Heading to your fine city for a week very soon. I usually stick to SC, BTs Dearborn, Bogies and H8. Sometimes FC and LS. I always ask about big fake titties of renown at these clubs. I haven't been in over a year and the last time I was there ended up being a disappointment. I only partook of a black chick at Bogies covered in tattoos with a slim build and big fakers.

Has this changed at all?

Lori is gone. And I can't seem to track down Carrie / Summer of Bogies / Silver Cricket fame. Any suggestions?

I thought about hitting up Subi's as well. Any good action there?

PM, if you prefer.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5873931]+1 and then some.

I'm not sure where all of the dancers have gone, but I know of more than a handful who have developed lucrative careers; some are in corporate, some started their own businesses, some are in manufacturing, some are in health care. A lot of guys on this site are just plain cynical; their belief is that women who are sex workers will never be more than sex workers. Generally cynics are pretty shallow thinkers, that's why they are cynical.[/QUOTE]Don't forget that the Reconnect program gives them a chance to get an Associate's degree for next to nothing, and the legalization of marijuana made growing pot in your basement a much more lucrative prospect. Toss in Uber, Lyft, overpriced delivery, and online casinos, and you've got a lot of money-opportunities out there.

People ain't lazy, they're just not doing the work you want them to be doing.