She has been a biatch forever
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;5526110]I had a trip to the Cape coming up and I went stupid. I had seen Natalie a couple years ago, once I got passed the rudeness I had a very enjoyable time. I decided against everything I read to give her a try again. I emailed her and told her I had seen her before and wanted to schedule another visit. She returned the email and WTF. SHE SLAMMED me for having an email that was not my name and really laid into me for contacting her after all this time. She asked me to never contact her again. After I mentioned that I had not contacted her due to health issues. A about with cancer. And that my email address does not have to have my name. She again emailed and slammed me again for being rude and ignorant. Well guess what. ***** don't worry, you will never hear from me again. All the reviews are correct. She is a rude demeaning *****.[/QUOTE]Back in 06/07 I saw here almost every week. Back then she was married to a pool contractor and worked out of her house in NE Cape. She was a tad rude at times but I attributed that to her Russian upbringing. The routine was always the same, start on your back, quick rub and a nice HJ with no mutual touching and then the flip and a high quality massage. It was a great process. The massage was excellent and really helped my back out. Fee was 1. 2 and. 3 tip from me. Then one day she started to refuse my appointments. She simply didn't take my calls so I called from another number and when she answered I told her who I was and inquired as to why she was avoiding me. Big mistake. She ripped in to me with vengeance. She said she knew what I did for a living and told me I was a cheap SOB and that she was sick of having to jack me off and then watch my nasty ass snore on her table. LOL. I was shocked. I tried to explain that I could get a quality massage for. 7 anywhere else and that. 8 for a HJ seemed fair to me but she was having none of it. Fast forward ten years and I get a text from her telling me she is now doing FS. Yes, I was stupid enough to go and drop $3 for a horrible session with a fat Russian chick. The ego and the arrogance are beyond belief.
AMP next to subway on immokalee road
[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5463253]AMP, south immokakee rd subway, drew YoYo, opted 1 hour, Yo-yo great body, store bought, sexy belly tattoos decent face, 2 benji's for FS, guided her around the room, sit, stand, cowgirl, rev cow girl, mish. Total P- exp, ended when a head rub and quick table shower, side note she asked if I wanted her partner to join us, didn't want to drop another tip, maybe next time, will repeat, best AMP experience I have had in SWFLA, this place has a Orlando vibe.[/QUOTE]Visited this place today, greeted by a late 20's Asian lady, asked if there is another therapist, said yes then picked the other therapist. I opted for half hour. I couldn't remember the name of the therapist I got but she's around 27 yr old, a bit okay face, she offered $$ for FS, I pretended to have second thoughts and she lowered it to $.5. Overall good experience, will be back soon again.
Paradise massage south ft Myers
Those who frequent here save your self a trip and call first. Sign says they are closed for renovations.
Near BMW of Fort Myers. 15421 S Tamiami Trail
Philly boy that comes to the cape often. I have to get my car's airbag replaced at Fort Myers BMW and really don't want to sit and wait 2 hours. Any good spots near by that I can walk to. Hong Kong massage or Asian Massage of Fort Myers. I guess I can call an uber but just looking for some guidance. Thanks for all your help!
Magic Touch Massage with Thick
The Thick man was playing a round of gold at Kelly Greens and remembered in the past a girl by the name of Von texted me about a sensual massage and lived right across the street from the Greens. Out comes the roller deck and pan through it and low and behold there she is. So instead of going with the losers I play with and get shit faced. I mind as well see how this will turn out. Well texted and set up appointment and said she remembers me. Shit all these people know me or remember me with out me seeing them, move over Trump for next election LOL. Can you imagine if I was elected, and these chicks cam forward and said I touched them inappropriately, the fucking Mint don't have enough money to pay out for all claims and lawyers LOL. Any way got address and headed into very nice Manufactured home complex. Von leads me to the correct address and I park and go in. Very nice looking girl a little extra pounds but the looks and the Brooklyn sense of humor makes up for it, nice massage table and the place is very clean as she is also. Good massage and conversation and the flit nice hand job, no blow until later when I get to know you. Know me shit, I want you to get to know junior, LOL. Will repeat but thought you guys would like a decent place. Not as good as Sara and speaking of that, will see her tomorrow and let you know how that is going after Quarantine is over. If you got aches and panes go see Von she does do a great job and is officially licensed as a massage therapist. Ciao fellow mongers.