Re: George Carlin's perspective on prostitution
[QUOTE=Blake123; 1681774]George Carlin's perspective on prostitution.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1prYbbnDs7Q[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting that classic on prostitution by George Carlin, the thinking man's humorist.
"[i]Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic of that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world[/i]!"
Carlin was among America's best comedians at identifying and ridiculing absurdities.
Re: Ron 'The Hedgehog' Jeremy
[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1666238]Not to change the subject, but this being the General section:
[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003[/url]
Not a good predicted outcome. This is about as high of a mortality rate problem as you can have!
Everyone get in an extra stroke with your next provider visit in honor of Ron! The man who has fucked more beautiful women than most of us have ever fantasized about![/QUOTE]Because of the miracles of modern medicine, our hero Ron Jeremy is going to be back in the saddle again. Congratulations to Ron and to the doctors who successfully treated him.
From the TMZ website:
[quote]Ron Jeremy is finally out of the hospital and back on the prowl, telling TMZ doctors have finally cleared him to start bangin' chicks again after suffering an aneurysm near his heart last month.
It's nothing short of an XXX miracle, since Ron was listed in critical condition and required multiple emergency surgeries to save his life.
But yesterday, the porn legend was back on his feet and cruisin' around the Nokia Theater at L. A. Live with Bunny Ranch honcho Dennis Hof and a female companion.
Jeremy not only told us he's feeling great following the procedures, but he's already healthy enough to do what he does best, telling us:
"They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex, so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs."
Long live the Hedgehog.[/QUOTE]
How do I avoid HJs at AMPs?
I hope I don't sound too stupid, but can't help it if I do. How do I avoid getting a HJ instead of finishing in FS at AMPs? I am Asian, average in penis size, but end up getting a HJ about 50% of the time. How do I go about changing this? I can fuck for a long time when I want to (up to 1 hour straight) , but of course I don't want to do that. Many girls act as if I am "hurting" them and making them sore, so like a sucker I give up doing FS and wind up with HJ. Are most of the girls just "acting" so that they can take the easy way out? Am I a complete fool for letting them get away with this and wasting my money? Do you guys ignore them or tell them to stop faking soreness and just pump even HARDER? Does anyone else have a problem with finishing in FS and have to resort to HJ or even blue-balled and just go home? I am getting a little frustrated, so any advice is appreciated. Thanks.
Sorry, I need to make myself a little more clear.
[QUOTE=John Ross;1690157]That is really strange about only getting HJ at an AMP. Are you in shape or overweight? Do you just start pounding away? AMP girls can see lots of clients in a 24 hour period, and it takes a toll on their pussy. If you saw someone really popular, they might have 8 or more guys in a day. If they get pounded hard by all of them, they are not going to survive. What works for me is to take it slow, then ramp up. Near the end, you are pounding away and the girl is fucking you back. It works for me, but I'm no spring chicken. Another thing to keep in mind is to treat the girl with respect, and not a piece of meat. When they feel comfortable and respected, they reciprocate. Be careful as this can backfire when the girl starts liking you, and wants to settle down with you.[/QUOTE]I always start off in FS, but about 50% of the time, the girl actually tells me directly that she is sore and ask if she can do HJ. For example, I was fucking Monica (Kison) for about 30 minutes, and when I started to fuck her harder in DS, she said she was sore and told me she want to do HJ. (I used her as an example as many guys reported that they fucked her really long and hard and she took the pounding easily.) Anyway, I am a wimp and I allow them to do the HJ.
My question is, are most girls faking being sore so that they don't have to fuck for an extended amount of time or to prevent me from fucking hard? Or are they really sore for real, so I should cut them a little slack and try to be more understanding.
I did take bro Ocolumbo's advice not to go to AMPs so frequently and to space the visits apart. This did help me to nut most times now, whether in FS or HJ. I was just trying to see if people had similar experiences with girls who "claimed" they are sore, and what they did next. Whether they continued to fuck in FS until nutting no matter what, or let the girl do HJ.
Is it me or some girls are way over Hype?
Yes I know to each his own but sometimes I just don't see what the hype is about. I'm not going to mention any names don't want to hurt anybody's feelings but I must say I visited the 3 plex and wanted to see what the hype was all about and I was disappointed. Yes this is my opinion but Once again wIth all the hype about this person there is no comparison to the likes of Chanelle, Yuri, Nara. Once again only my opinion but I do agree this person is or looks very young.