Humaniplex

Had a qv to unload a long day:

Pics are her. Cute face. Lots of tatts. Hair was in buns and its split black and white. I was expecting emo / goth and she's exactly that. Knowing so I enjoyed her looks and she has a great body and is younger (mid 20's does lineup). She has very nice and cute voice. Easy to talk to but I had a qv setup and just wanted BBBJ so didn't get much intro (fine by me). Good BBBJ, let me daty, fiv. Thats all I really wanted today. COF just to see if its as fun as cim (imo I prob prefer the cim), but it was good to try and get that experience done. Said she's moving to the bay area soon. And rarely comes to SD. So if you want a hot goth white girl, she leaves tomorrow she said!

Not listing the handle since it is not important. The text below is what's priceless.

"About my Services, My Pictures, and Intro Rate Specials.

Services: I don't list services. It is unnatural, reduces human interaction to checklists, and prevents clients from reading body language or practicing implied consent.

Pictures: My photos are not recent, and new ones are not coming. However, I am an exact match to them. No client has ever walked away; all are relieved I am not a catfish. New photos will only happen on my terms.

Intro Rates: I offer HX members discounted intro rates because advertising there is cheap. However, these sessions are strictly standby. Full-rate clients and my personal free time (like beach trips) always take priority. Due to a recent complaint from a user falsely claiming a "rate increase," I am changing my policy. No one controls my rates but me. I can change them based on expenses or my mood. I now use a random number generator to set intro rates within a specific range. You can pay that rate or see someone else. I still reserve the right to change my mind and charge what I want. ".

[QUOTE=BrainLara;7706596]Not listing the handle since it is not important. The text below is what's priceless.

"About my Services, My Pictures, and Intro Rate Specials.

Services: I don't list services. It is unnatural, reduces human interaction to checklists, and prevents clients from reading body language or practicing implied consent.

Pictures: My photos are not recent, and new ones are not coming. However, I am an exact match to them. No client has ever walked away; all are relieved I am not a catfish. New photos will only happen on my terms.

Intro Rates: I offer HX members discounted intro rates because advertising there is cheap. However, these sessions are strictly standby. Full-rate clients and my personal free time (like beach trips) always take priority. Due to a recent complaint from a user falsely claiming a "rate increase," I am changing my policy. No one controls my rates but me. I can change them based on expenses or my mood. I now use a random number generator to set intro rates within a specific range. You can pay that rate or see someone else. I still reserve the right to change my mind and charge what I want. ".[/QUOTE]This is one of the most unhinged, psychotic things I've ever read LOL. Is it a joke? It's almost too insane to be real.