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Ok I am usually a lurker but she deserve warning. So do yourself a favor and don't waste your dream, but might as well give some details was a dream I had 2 times ( lol did not remember who she was the 2nd time till got there, I wont make that mistake again) save your money.

But anyway has a few tell tale marks (no need to explain more than that) is tries to up sell, rushes, very shadey believe that I just happened upon her when her partner or pimp was not present since so pretty sure I just got lucky was something about her and someone else robbing hobbyist early last year. Has changed her name about 5 times so beware.

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Ok so I hadnt seen reviews on the woman Im about to post reviews on. Needless to say I walked out on 5 of them cause they were either fake pics (nothing new there) & no where near appealing as there frontal image pics they posted, or they were high on some other substance such as weed, crack, meth, or what the fuck ever it is they do, or they were just creepy and gave off that bad vibe (possible leo).

So needless to say I TOFTT an ass ton of times over the past 2 days and well here goes. Enjoy the reviews.

** I was bound to find a real provider for once and it is primarily the reason I went down the list until I finally found one.

*** I do have 2-3 I am or looking to meet up with still.

Lets start off with review [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-sexy-treat-23/3912281[/url] I been trying to find my asian persuasion fixation I once had until downtown Orlando got shut down, and since then no more beauties available. So I called Kiki to fix my itch. I knew the images weren’t real but god she was not even cute but sort of I guess in a way. Needless to say I wasn’t about to spend the time nor effort when I wasn’t attracted to her. She was short (really short), blk hair, and was older than 23 also. Just no chemistry more than anything and the age was a big issue also. She did tell me someone else is there at night. ALSO once I got there (Some Pac neighborhood) I had to re-park my car 3 different times so she could see it. It was like wtf. She had this big ordeal as to where to park my fucking car. Annoyance. Then I had to step out of the car as if I was being arrested or some shit. End result Walked Out!

Appearance = 4

Strong accent so have patience.

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$140 -- 30 mins
$180 -- 60 mins

Age : 23
Measurements : 36 D-24-35
Height : 5'3"
Weight : 106 lbs
Phone : 407-473-7212

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Tatiana: I knew the pictures were fake once again but at this point I was feigning for some latin. I seen the ad a few times, and figured WTF I'm here anyways why not. So I go to this hotel near I-Drive and needless to say I had to wait 45 minutes in my car for her to get ready. Why I have no clue. But it was a complete waste. She calls me as I'm about to drive off saying her phone was on vibrate and she couldn't find it which is why it was delayed calling me back. So she gives me room number and well I couldn't get to her room without going through front desk all side entrances gated off with card access, so I get to her room, and she opens the door. WTF. Scary tattooed woman looking quite manly and omfg weed scented up the entire room. I was none the less like wanting to kill her at this point for making me sit in the parking lot this long for some wacky tobaccy room. WTF happened to woman and hygiene? I told her this wasn't going to work, and that she scares me, and to please show a real if not similar picture of herself. She looked at me as if she couldn't believe what I just said. As I walked out the door I told her she also needed to lay off the weed, it doesn't appeal to everyone. God forbid you get spotted for a random drug testing. This ***** will make you loose your fucking job.

305-XXX-1025
Appearance: 4
Weed Smoker

** While adding images to this site found out she is using images of: Andrea Rincon.

Warning!

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Same wacko with different pictures and again there not her!

305-XXX-1025

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Kendall: Ok so at this point in time I walked out on my first person Lisa and now I'm looking at Kendall (from my cell phone in my car. I'm going down the list on backpage and hers was next. I figured how bad could this really get. Well I think I hit my worse (at least personality wise, cause look wise was yet to come). This Kendall chick is like fucking on some serious shit. She gives me the address and sounds hot on the phone but fuckkkkkk. This ***** on McCoy Road/ave was on some shit I couldn't fucking get comfortable. I walked in the room, she was like nonstop moving like she needed a fix of some shit. Stirring around the room like a dog chasing its tail. She DID NOT look anything like the girl in the pictures except the blonde hair. It may have been her at one point but lets be clear IT AINT HER NOW. I didn't even say anything I walked out. I wanted nothing to do with her. I'm now near the airport at this time. And tried to call Nicole but she was busy with personal life issues and wasn't available.

100 – 15min
200 – 60min
Fetish with 60 min

754-XXX-4406
Claims to be 23, more like 38

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Ok so I call this company and first things first. The person whom answered the phone was fantastic. She sounded hot as well. Anyways. This place is well lets just say you get what you pay for. I wanted to see Amanda but she only works from 10/11am-5pm. They did however offered Cheryl. Both 18, and both quite beautiful picture wise.

I will say this. I met Cheryl and she is exactly the girl in the photo, and quite cute in the face more so.

However

I picked the outfit according to what they offered on the binder, and paid accordingly. Cheryl approached me with some options and I paid more. Now let me back up for a second. The fee was 150 for appointment for the hour. Also Cheryl was born with hearing issues. This I didn't know coming to the establishment. You will see why I'm saying this now. She did upsell me double and it was not worth it for just touching, and HJ. So then there is the massage part. Sorry but not worth it either. We spent about 25 minutes WRITING down the proposal and her asking questions before doing anything what so ever. She didn't seem in the mood for it, and then after paying her she gave me limitations on what I cannot do, like WTF. 300. 00 and you dare give me limitations? Honestly it was the most expensive HJ ever. Will not repeat! Also the hour was more like 25 minutes after all the BS.

Now I wonder what Amanda is like. I'll find out before I pay.

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Provider: Lisa
Works with: Tamara [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-and-steamy-oh-my-yes/3907088[/url]
AND Works with: Tatiana (Not the druggy) [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/class-aaa-100-real-pics-34c-26-36-willing-to-travel/3909481[/url]

They all call from an 810 or 813 phone number AFTER you call there personal advertised number. They WILL call you back.

So I called to Tatiana but this Tatiana wasn't available that day I called (Even though her add was not even 1 hour old), and supposedly she does only outcalls. Ok so whatever the ad should have had that tid bit of information. So I went down the list of next number whom appealed a little to me. Lisa. I called no answer. She calls me back. Same person whom answered before. I was like. WTF is this some agency? Didn't say that but thought it for a minute. I asked if Lisa was available and she said she was. I went to location only to sit for 38 minutes and she called me back with room number. I had been at an extended stay but evidently there was one across from this extended stay and both were the same company. Whatever, anyways went across the street, went to the room, and OMFG a monster of a face answers the door. This Lisa is so not the Lisa in the ad. Not even the hair matches, let alone the color. And oh that missing tooth stood out BIG time. But one this is the same, her ASS is bigger than the picture shows. She walked to the side of the room I walked out shaking my head. I later called Tamara and she called back with same number I decided against meeting her after seeing Lisa.

Tatiana: 407-XXX-2582 uses c/c also Visa/MC/Amex/Disc
Tamara: 504-XXX-7869
Lisa: 321-XXX-8976

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Katie: 321-XXX-9911

This chick gave me an incall location on I-Drive. But none the LESS it was not her in the picture. Not even close. She seemed distant into the business she was in and started chit chatting. Her face turned me off, but I could of blocked it out. But her chit chatting scared me to think she was leo, and the bag on the table didn't sit well with me. I put my shoes back on and hauled ass.

She asked me would taking off her clothes make me feel comfortable mind you this was after she started to tell me about her financial situation and how she is only doing this to pay her bills and blah blah blah. It didn't smell right to me so I left.

She isn't attractive at all and it seemed like a dead fuck anyways by the sounds of it.

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All though this is posted in Escort section it isn’t. Its LEGIT business and nothing else.
407-898-9660
Don’t even try to ask it’s a complete waste of time. Very small business but Nice inside somewhat but outside looks like shit. The person who I spoke with was somewhat attractive. Very proportioned for her body.

527 North Mills Avenue

And of course the girls in the ad are not them. Lol just like any other asian ad.

Im wondering about the next few I would like to visit.

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[quote]Lauren
813-407-7225
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Thanks!

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HoweverAlso Cheryl was born with hearing issues. This I didn't know coming to the establishment. You will see why I'm saying this now. She did upsell me double and it was not worth it for just touching, and HJ. So then there is the massage part. Sorry but not worth it either. We spent about 25 minutes WRITING down the proposal and her asking questions before doing anything what so ever. She didn't seem in the mood for it, and then after paying her she gave me limitations on what I cannot do, like WTF. 300. 00 and you dare give me limitations? Honestly it was the most expensive HJ ever. Will not repeat! Also the hour was more like 25 minutes after all the BS.

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So did you ever meet up with a provider who was accurate? I also quoted your post to say you have huge balls. I would NEVER write anything down on paper. Imagine the judge saying "Is this your hand writing?"

Fuck that.

[QUOTE=Snoopy6986]Next with review [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-visiting-brunette-hot-latina-bombshell-look-23/3702273[/url]

Tatiana: I knew the pictures were fake once again but at this point I was feigning for some latin. I seen the ad a few times, and figured WTF I'm here anyways why not. So I go to this hotel near I-Drive and needless to say I had to wait 45 minutes in my car for her to get ready. Why I have no clue. But it was a complete waste. She calls me as I'm about to drive off saying her phone was on vibrate and she couldn't find it which is why it was delayed calling me back. So she gives me room number and well I couldn't get to her room without going through front desk all side entrances gated off with card access, so I get to her room, and she opens the door. WTF. Scary tattooed woman looking quite manly and omfg weed scented up the entire room. I was none the less like wanting to kill her at this point for making me sit in the parking lot this long for some wacky tobaccy room. WTF happened to woman and hygiene? I told her this wasn't going to work, and that she scares me, and to please show a real if not similar picture of herself. She looked at me as if she couldn't believe what I just said. As I walked out the door I told her she also needed to lay off the weed, it doesn't appeal to everyone. God forbid you get spotted for a random drug testing. This ***** will make you loose your fucking job.

305-XXX-1025
Appearance: 4
Weed Smoker

** While adding images to this site found out she is using images of: Andrea Rincon.[/QUOTE]Some of these girls have bigger balls than you guys. ROFLMAO! It's one thing to smoke a little', but not before an appt. Ladies. And FYI. Contact WILL NOT show up on a urine or a blood test, may in a strand test, but will be such a small amt that it will not matter. That's paranoia gettin' to ya! But ladies.come on. Why the fake pics? If your face is busted. Just blur the pic.

I realize this is not a review of anyone on Backpage, but I want to give a suggestion to Snoopy6986 or anyone else. Seems like Snoopy is having a really bad run around Orlando. If you can get away for a few days, search for a jetBlue flight to San Jose, Costa Rica. You should be able to find something around $300. There are plenty of very pretty ladies available there for less than half the price around here, and it's all legal. I wish I had discovered that little piece of paradise much sooner. I'll be going for my fourth trip this year very soon.

[QUOTE=Snoopy6986]Im wondering about the next few I would like to visit.

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IF anyone has any information/review on these providers please send me message or post.

Thanks![/QUOTE]All three pics in that advert can be found on other websites.

Mal