Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

In my adventures on Craigslist I fired off a email to one of the ads. I described myself and I got back a photo of a blonde that lives by Eastpointe. Her phone number as well. In texting, she want 150 for the hour. I checked facebook and her photo checks out. For 150 I would be all over that. She does have a day job and a roommate I learned. But. She is very flaky. I will not post her photo here because I haven't sampled it yet. But if anyone knows who I am speaking of send me a pm There is enough info in this that if you have seen her, you will know who I am talking about. I get the feeling she is extremely under the radar. Let me know what the good word is.

[QUOTE=MikeTurner;2837051]See the damn title.[/QUOTE]Pics of the lesbian couple for future reference. FYI, they are actually married. Not only on CL but Backpage too.

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=23767113&oid=22131954

[QUOTE=FL4807;2839446]In my adventures on Craigslist I fired off a email to one of the ads. I described myself and I got back a photo of a blonde that lives by Eastpointe. Her phone number as well. In texting, she want 150 for the hour. I checked facebook and her photo checks out. For 150 I would be all over that. She does have a day job and a roommate I learned. But. She is very flaky. I will not post her photo here because I haven't sampled it yet. But if anyone knows who I am speaking of send me a pm There is enough info in this that if you have seen her, you will know who I am talking about. I get the feeling she is extremely under the radar. Let me know what the good word is.[/QUOTE]I know her and see her regularly. She's hot if its the same girl. Does she have a lips tatoo on her butt? If so then that's my girl. Love her. Its like being with a girlfriend. Great kisser, perfect body, no limits and super clean. Best sex I've ever had and I've had it all over the world. Super sweet and real.

I've been trolling Craigslist on and off for a year or so, rarely meeting up with anyone. I'll be on an active for a day or three then ignore it for a couple of days or weeks. The past week I've been pretty active and I figured St. Paddy's day would involve some extra traffic so I was on 3-4 times throughout the day.

At 9:30 at night I see a "bored in my hotel" (49) post from Troy, essentially a 2-3 liner asking for a pic trade and maybe something could be worked out. I pulled up a random face pic on google that looks reasonably like me and fired it off with a simple "what's up, I'm bored at home. Want to fuck?" I responded to 3-4 other messages and forgot about it.

I check my email at 11:45 and I see a response around 11 pm that says "I could fuck you. You're pretty" with a selfie of a woman that resembles a heavier Sara Palin (remember, it's now midnight at St. Paddy's day, any port in a storm). Since she seemed to like the upfront nature of my first email, I responded with "let's see your tits. And I'll show you something to see if we match up". At 12:45 I get a similar selfie, this time sans glasses and with her tits out--message reads "still want to fuck?

I don't see this one until around 1:30 as my SO came home and made it clear there was no activity going on between us, so I send back a picture of my gentleman's sausage (I know, horrible idea, kids learn from my mistake and do as I say and not as I do) and tell her what I will do with it if she tells me where she is staying. Roughly 5 minutes later I get a "come on now before I regret this and go to sleep".

Little head is fully engaged at this point, SO is snoring loudly so I grab some covers and bolt. She messages me on my way her hotel and room number. By the time I get there, I've told her I don't pay for sex and she confirms that she's "free and really horny. ".

So I get to the hotel and knock on the door, she's there in a robe that comes off as soon as the door is closed, as do my clothes. We spend about 90 minutes doing all manners of things to and for each other.

Here's the takeaways:

1. This does exist, involves a lot of time, effort and patience. I've responded to hundreds of ads, usually I get a hit ratio of real to bot ratio of 1/8 or 1/9. Of those, only 2 in the past year have been freebies and the one was younger (early 20's) and more attractive but not mentally stable. That one I shouldn't have got involved with and almost blew up in my face.

2. I also moonlight from my regular job as a writer, doing ad copy. One of my specialties is middle aged women, I tend to know what word and phrases push their buttons. I also have an office and I sometimes get the urge to get up and go to work in the middle of the night. This allows me *some* leeway with my home situation, which leads me to.

3. CL stuff happens fast when it does happen, like I learned in the army--hours of sheer boredom interspersed with minutes of adrenaline and terror. You have to be ready and have an exit plan for when this is going to go do.

4. Don't send real pictures for god's sakes. I messed this one up in a weak moment, but find a stock photo that looks like you and reverse the game. Who knows who is on the other end of the line? In hindsight, I should have probably bailed on this one once I found out where the hotel was, but I was pretty weak mentally at that point.

Sorry for the long report, hopefully some of you can get something out of it.

[QUOTE=Cmaddo95;2841973]I know her and see her regularly. She's hot if its the same girl. Does she have a lips tatoo on her butt? If so then that's my girl. Love her. Its like being with a girlfriend. Great kisser, perfect body, no limits and super clean. Best sex I've ever had and I've had it all over the world. Super sweet and real.[/QUOTE]You are talking about Kacy Cmaddo. Liz is her blond friend who is the opposite of Kacy / Valarie. Liz is like a dead fish. Kacy on the other hand is great, but she drinks a ton, and her bf is a tool. Kacy has posted on BP a few times, and one of the pics of her ass is from our encounter.

[QUOTE=HookerLover;2842678]You are talking about Kacy Cmaddo. Liz is her blond friend who is the opposite of Kacy / Valarie. Liz is like a dead fish. Kacy on the other hand is great, but she drinks a ton, and her bf is a tool. Kacy has posted on BP a few times, and one of the pics of her ass is from our encounter.[/QUOTE]I've seen her just recently. Although I think I'll stop though, or maybe just contact her once in a long while. She's recently made it "known" that she's going to escort on her fb page. But anyways she is a lot of fun and very open to what it is you want to do.

[QUOTE=RandomGuy78;2842797]I've seen her just recently. Although I think I'll stop though, or maybe just contact her once in a long while. She's recently made it "known" that she's going to escort on her fb page. But anyways she is a lot of fun and very open to what it is you want to do.[/QUOTE]I believe that is her "bf" that is posting that stuff on fb. She got beat up last night, I believe it was him who did it. She sent me a pic, and it isn't good. Now is not answering phone though. If any one else got that pic of her face, let me know. Her bf is a real tool.

Has anyone ever got a response from this one? Seems TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Mi4930;2843689]Has anyone ever got a response from this one? Seems TGTBT.[/QUOTE]I haven't, what's the name she gave you?

[QUOTE=HookerLover;2843500]I believe that is her "bf" that is posting that stuff on fb. She got beat up last night, I believe it was him who did it. She sent me a pic, and it isn't good. Now is not answering phone though. If any one else got that pic of her face, let me know. Her bf is a real tool.[/QUOTE]I'm not really sure if it is her bf. I mean I'm not trying to defend him or anything but. Judging from what people are saying evn the one's very close to her. It looks like the pic that she sent was self inflicted. One comment on her fb page about her pic, the one she sent you says that she needs to stop popping pills and drinking cause she doesn't even remember what she was doing last night and how she got hurt.

[QUOTE=RandomGuy78;2844424]I'm not really sure if it is her bf. I mean I'm not trying to defend him or anything but. Judging from what people are saying evn the one's very close to her. It looks like the pic that she sent was self inflicted. One comment on her fb page about her pic, the one she sent you says that she needs to stop popping pills and drinking cause she doesn't even remember what she was doing last night and how she got hurt.[/QUOTE]That's her mom that said that on fb. She only knows she is drunk and pops a lot of pills. She doesn't know that he hits her. I have the full, long explanation on my phone of what he did to her. But I'm just not messing with her anymore. Way too much drama going on with her. Everyone can believe what they want. But her saying she doesn't remember what happened that night, to her mom, just sounds like she is covering it up. She stays with him, so she tries not to talk too much trash about him on fb. If you guys believe that she can't be with a guy that beats her, well that's fine.

Any intel on this one- working out of madison heights-.

[QUOTE=JumpingBean;2845137]Any intel on this one- working out of madison heights-.[/QUOTE]That pic is too small to be sure, but I think I know her. Very nice person, good massage skills, but health problems.

It's been a long time and she lost a bunch of weight since I last saw her. She was my first massage at a motel, first on a bed, and first where the gal removed clothing. First soft 25 year old skin I had touched in 35+ years. I met her at a Starbucks to get comfortable and then followed her to 13 and VD. area cheap motel.

She had been a dancer for a brief time, been a personal trainer, but was looking to be a born again virgin. She was finding that her old clients were set in their ways and expected what she had delivered in the past. She basically had to start over and now does HJ only, picked up a boyfriend along the way too.

Last I new, it was outcall only and about $70.

[QUOTE=EricTheReddit;2842126]I've been trolling Craigslist on and off for a year or so, rarely meeting up with anyone. I'll be on an active for a day or three then ignore it for a couple of days or weeks. The past week I've been pretty active and I figured St. Paddy's day would involve some extra traffic so I was on 3-4 times throughout the day.

At 9:30 at night I see a "bored in my hotel" (49) post from Troy, essentially a 2-3 liner asking for a pic trade and maybe something could be worked out. I pulled up a random face pic on google that looks reasonably like me and fired it off with a simple "what's up, I'm bored at home. Want to fuck?" I responded to 3-4 other messages and forgot about it.

I check my email at 11:45 and I see a response around 11 pm that says "I could fuck you. You're pretty" with a selfie of a woman that resembles a heavier Sara Palin (remember, it's now midnight at St. Paddy's day, any port in a storm). Since she seemed to like the upfront nature of my first email, I responded with "let's see your tits. And I'll show you something to see if we match up". At 12:45 I get a similar selfie, this time sans glasses and with her tits out--message reads "still want to fuck?

I don't see this one until around 1:30 as my SO came home and made it clear there was no activity going on between us, so I send back a picture of my gentleman's sausage (I know, horrible idea, kids learn from my mistake and do as I say and not as I do) and tell her what I will do with it if she tells me where she is staying. Roughly 5 minutes later I get a "come on now before I regret this and go to sleep".

Little head is fully engaged at this point, SO is snoring loudly so I grab some covers and bolt. She messages me on my way her hotel and room number. By the time I get there, I've told her I don't pay for sex and she confirms that she's "free and really horny. ".

So I get to the hotel and knock on the door, she's there in a robe that comes off as soon as the door is closed, as do my clothes. We spend about 90 minutes doing all manners of things to and for each other.

Here's the takeaways:

1. This does exist, involves a lot of time, effort and patience. I've responded to hundreds of ads, usually I get a hit ratio of real to bot ratio of 1/8 or 1/9. Of those, only 2 in the past year have been freebies and the one was younger (early 20's) and more attractive but not mentally stable. That one I shouldn't have got involved with and almost blew up in my face.

2. I also moonlight from my regular job as a writer, doing ad copy. One of my specialties is middle aged women, I tend to know what word and phrases push their buttons. I also have an office and I sometimes get the urge to get up and go to work in the middle of the night. This allows me *some* leeway with my home situation, which leads me to.

3. CL stuff happens fast when it does happen, like I learned in the army--hours of sheer boredom interspersed with minutes of adrenaline and terror. You have to be ready and have an exit plan for when this is going to go do.

4. Don't send real pictures for god's sakes. I messed this one up in a weak moment, but find a stock photo that looks like you and reverse the game. Who knows who is on the other end of the line? In hindsight, I should have probably bailed on this one once I found out where the hotel was, but I was pretty weak mentally at that point.

Sorry for the long report, hopefully some of you can get something out of it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing this and for the advice. I might give CL another go.

Was on a bit yesterday and responded to a bunch of messages in the morning. I got 2 hits around lunchtime, one that wanted to go the 420 route and "play" and a second that was about 10 minutes from where I had appointment offering French lessons.

I responded to both, was going to go for the 420 girl but she flaked, fell back on the French teacher. Traded a few emails and texts and ended up in safe suburban neighborhood for a quick in and out French lesson, total time roughly 10 minutes, damage two Jacksons.