Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Deeez]This girl was walking around 7th & Carson in downtown.

Her name is Britney and she's been mentioned before in this thread.[/QUOTE]

I figured she would still be out there. Ogden and Stewart are her mongering grounds. She lives with her mother and other family just north of Stewart.

Her BBBJCIM skills are ok. I've schooled her on her performance so she should be a pro. Never did FS with her, is she worth it for the FS? I always did BBBJCIM in the car with her.

havent messed with her since last summer.

[QUOTE=Vegas Black]I figured she would still be out there. Ogden and Stewart are her mongering grounds. She lives with her mother and other family just north of Stewart.

Her BBBJCIM skills are ok. I've schooled her on her performance so she should be a pro. Never did FS with her, is she worth it for the FS? I always did BBBJCIM in the car with her.

havent messed with her since last summer.[/QUOTE]
Never did it either. She looks like she's drugged out most of the time and put on some weight.

It's usually best to say remain silent. Being with a prostitute is not a crime and does not constitute prostitution. The cops was simply trying to scare you.

[QUOTE=Desert Dude]Smokey that's either a wild or unbelievable story. Not sure which.

So you emptied a whole can of pepper spray in your own vehicle and had no problem driving it immediately afterwards?[/QUOTE]

Now you talked a cop into letting you drive away with a ho thanks to your smoove talking. Cuz Vegas cops are pretty gullible, they fall for a good story every time.


Jackson feel free to delete this or whatever, but after these two tall tales, i'm putting it out there that Smokey's posts are pure fiction. I'm not stepping in his steaming piles again.

[QUOTE=Desert Dude]Now you talked a cop into letting you drive away with a ho thanks to your smoove talking. Cuz Vegas cops are pretty gullible, they fall for a good story every time.

Jackson feel free to delete this or whatever, but after these two tall tales, i'm putting it out there that Smokey's posts are pure fiction. I'm not stepping in his steaming piles again.[/QUOTE]I agree, that these last 2 stories were clearly made up. However, that shit was funny as hell! Theres no need to delete them! I havent laughed that hard in a while!

[QUOTE=Desert Dude]Now you talked a cop into letting you drive away with a ho thanks to your smoove talking. Cuz Vegas cops are pretty gullible, they fall for a good story every time.


Jackson feel free to delete this or whatever, but after these two tall tales, i'm putting it out there that Smokey's posts are pure fiction. I'm not stepping in his steaming piles again.[/QUOTE]

I'm with you on that one, Desert Dude.

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]So I was driving as usual listining to rush limbaugh. Then out of the corner of my eagle eye I saw this hottie, she look like the lead singer of the pussydolls. So I made eye contact "snake eye pssssst" she see that interested and got in the car we start negotiating she say that her name is nikki I told her my name is fabio "if ho's want to play that game giving fake names me too, fake names that I have used while with a ho are fabio, Tarzan, Ray Ray, Rambo. " I decide for FS in her place for $. All of the suden there's a patrol car behind me, then it happen he put the lights I'm thinking I'm goin to jail I stop, then the cop ask me to turn off the car I did, then another cop car came I'm I'm thinking I'm goin to jail this is it. Then the cop told me prostitution is illegal and I'm goin to go to jail for it and ask me to step out of the car! Then I responded well officer of course I know prostitution is illegal what in the hell do you stop me for? The cop look confused and ask me well what are you doing with a prostitute in your car? I told him well sir she is my sister I'm taking her home, at this point I'm scared thiniking I'm goin to jail but I continue telling the cop that my sister have some problems and she is trying to get her life back together, Nikki and the cop both look confused but I continue with my story then The cop say told me Hey listen just take your sister home and then the cop look at Nikki and say Just believe in the power of Jesus and you'll be ok. So I drive off Nikki start to cry and she is shaking and told me thank you for my conversation skills and told me to please drop her off to the budge suites she say that she is to scared to do anything today! I say hmmm hmmm ***** if it wasn't for me your ass be in jail right now she say she knew that we when to the room did some Greek, BBBJCIM, msog, more Greek, some mish. Then she say is goin to be $$ I remind her that if it wasn't for me her ass would be in jail right now then she Say $.

But we all the drama and cops I forgat to ask her for her digits.

Be safe people[/QUOTE]

Either you're a little teenager giving bullshit ass stories or you're Uncle LEO spelling incorrectly on purpose. Either way, this story is pure fiction.

[QUOTE=Desert Dude]Now you talked a cop into letting you drive away with a ho thanks to your smoove talking. Cuz Vegas cops are pretty gullible, they fall for a good story every time.


Jackson feel free to delete this or whatever, but after these two tall tales, i'm putting it out there that Smokey's posts are pure fiction. I'm not stepping in his steaming piles again.[/QUOTE]


I agree with you D D the shit is pilling up on this thread.

[QUOTE=Desert Dude]Now you talked a cop into letting you drive away with a ho thanks to your smoove talking. Cuz Vegas cops are pretty gullible, they fall for a good story every time.


Jackson feel free to delete this or whatever, but after these two tall tales, i'm putting it out there that Smokey's posts are pure fiction. I'm not stepping in his steaming piles again.[/QUOTE]

i cosign you man.

[QUOTE=Ilovepussy6969]I agree, that these last 2 stories were clearly made up. However, that shit was funny as hell! Theres no need to delete them! I havent laughed that hard in a while![/QUOTE]

Just for the record, my delete comment was aimed at my own post. I really don't like to call BS on fellow board members, in general it's a great group and it's not like i know more than anybody else. I respect Jackson's work here and if he thought or thinks i'm out of line i'd understand if he pulled my post. But thanks for the support on my gut feeling on this one...

I have never believed any of Smokey's stories but they are funny as hell. Who really cares if they are fictional? There is little else that goes on around here anyway, at least we can count on Smokey to keep us ROFL...

This woman use to hang around Fremont Street between 2006 & 08. Said her name was Cece and lived around Boulder hwy.

This woman name Duran use to live at the Sunflower apt on Fremont St. a few years ago. Saw an earlier post in the archives about her not being good. Last time I saw her walking around she was looking for a new apt.

This story is probably not true. The same thing happened to me but I got off for reasons Smokey didn't mention, ironic because he was talking about fake names but never mentioned if the cops asked him her real name, they definitely would. Got pulled over with a SW in the car, they saw me pick her up. They followed me for about two blocks, in that time I told the SW that if she didn't want us both to go to jail do what I say, I asked if she had ID (she did) and told her she had to give me her full name, mother's and father's name, where she is from, where she currently lived and her age, and don't lie!! I told her she was my niece, I'm your mother's brother and to act like I found her and was taking her home to mommy.

Luckily I'm black and so was the SW, I told them this was my niece, my family has been worried sick and one of her friends told us she was out there doing this. They asked me her name, age, address. how I was related and the name of that relation. I gave all the answers and they had to believe it. The SW actually did a great job acting! When we got to a hotel, she was calling me Uncle while I was hitting it!!!

[QUOTE=Smokey1981]So I was driving as usual listining to rush limbaugh. Then out of the corner of my eagle eye I saw this hottie, she look like the lead singer of the pussydolls. So I made eye contact "snake eye pssssst" she see that interested and got in the car we start negotiating she say that her name is nikki I told her my name is fabio "if ho's want to play that game giving fake names me too, fake names that I have used while with a ho are fabio, Tarzan, Ray Ray, Rambo. " I decide for FS in her place for $. All of the suden there's a patrol car behind me, then it happen he put the lights I'm thinking I'm goin to jail I stop, then the cop ask me to turn off the car I did, then another cop car came I'm I'm thinking I'm goin to jail this is it. Then the cop told me prostitution is illegal and I'm goin to go to jail for it and ask me to step out of the car! Then I responded well officer of course I know prostitution is illegal what in the hell do you stop me for? The cop look confused and ask me well what are you doing with a prostitute in your car? I told him well sir she is my sister I'm taking her home, at this point I'm scared thiniking I'm goin to jail but I continue telling the cop that my sister have some problems and she is trying to get her life back together, Nikki and the cop both look confused but I continue with my story then The cop say told me Hey listen just take your sister home and then the cop look at Nikki and say Just believe in the power of Jesus and you'll be ok. So I drive off Nikki start to cry and she is shaking and told me thank you for my conversation skills and told me to please drop her off to the budge suites she say that she is to scared to do anything today! I say hmmm hmmm ***** if it wasn't for me your ass be in jail right now she say she knew that we when to the room did some Greek, BBBJCIM, msog, more Greek, some mish. Then she say is goin to be $$ I remind her that if it wasn't for me her ass would be in jail right now then she Say $.

But we all the drama and cops I forgat to ask her for her digits.

Be safe people[/QUOTE]

First. I still read the thread because I find it informative and entertaining.

Second. I use to contribute but got "pissy" when a clown told me I was being cheap after I shared the cost of my experience, which I thought was the point.

Third. I realize there are those who keep me entertained are sharing and I should reciprocate in kind.

Hence. There have been a couple of great looking BSWs at the rear of the Panda parking lot. Both appear to be about 7s or better and have been back there around 3pm hanging out for about a least a couple of hours.

I haven't tried them out yet as I am just passing by the area and still at work technically. They've been there pretty regularly for the past couple of weeks. But gents, they are sweet.