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just wondering if strippers are usually required to have regular STD test? Not that I think I contracted one just curious since a stripper told me she had to get a license to strip nude at one joint, and I never knew about that so I'm wondering if they are also required to take STD test.
[QUOTE=Bushidobrown]just wondering if strippers are usually required to have regular STD test? Not that I think I contracted one just curious since a stripper told me she had to get a license to strip nude at one joint, and I never knew about that so I'm wondering if they are also required to take STD test.[/QUOTE]Who would require that? The government is not going to require it since as far as the government is concerned, strippers never have sex with customers or even touch them.
And club owners are not going to require it since that would be an admission that they expect the strippers who work in their clubs will have sex with customers or even touch them.
I thought I'd share a little "problem" here and see if anyone else has had a similar experience.
The other night, a bunch of friends and I went to a strip club out in the valley. I won't mention its name here. In fact, I won't mention any club names here so I can be more explicit about what goes on.
Now, I've been going to strip clubs for close to 25 years and only once in a while do I not enjoy myself. Usually, the reason is that there aren't many dancers or many that I find attractive. Frequently, the management of these clubs is a pack of clueless assholes but I can usually overlook that if there are lovely ladies on the premises.
I had a rotten time at this club. Now, some of that was the club itself. It was badly lit. The music was way too loud. It was so loud that I couldn't even have a conversation, either with my friends or with any of the dancers. Note to strip club managers: Your ladies aren't going to sell as many lap dances if no one can talk to them. Also, an awful lot of the songs played were these ugly, women-hating rap tunes about guys who want to rape their bitches and shit like that. I don't need to hear that when I'm looking at beautiful women.
The prices in the club were high. It cost a lot of money to get in and then we were hit up for expensive drinks. The hustle in the club was high. There were also long periods when there were plenty of dancers walking around, trying to sell dances to guys who couldn't hear a fucking thing they said but there was no one on the stage. Or they were trying to get us to buy expensive drinks for them. One of my pals said yes to what he thought was an offer of a lap dance. The next thing he knew, he'd bought the lady an expensive drink and he felt he had to cough up the money.
Also, although the place advertised Total Nude, a lot of the dancers who did get on stage didn't take off everything. One just flashed her tits at guys who were tipping and that's all they saw of her.
All of these things combined to make me have a rotten time but there was something else. I couldn't fuck the dancers.
Every strip club I've gone to the last five years, there's been at least one lady who offered full service. In some, you get the feeling that everyone is available for some price. Whether I took them up on it or not, it was nice to know that the only thing preventing me from getting laid was me not being in the mood.
I had one dance from the dancer who interested me the most the other night. She encouraged me to play with her tits. She played with my dick through my pants without unzipping. But that was as far as it went. She told me that that's all they were allowed to do, and that seemed to be the case based on my friends' experiences with other dancers. A couple of them gave out their phone numbers and said they were available for out of club experiences but inside the club, there was no sucking, no fucking. The dancer I was with told me that they were warned that a girl could be fired if they even caught her with condoms.
I understand that some clubs feel they can't allow that or the law will swoop down. I also understand that some dancers just don't want to and that's their right. I have no anger or frustration about any of that. I'm just saying that I've gotten used to clubs where there is fucking and they've spoiled me for the ones where there isn't.
Anyone else experience anything like this?
Does anyone knows where a sexy asian/white mixed milf dancer by the name angle at jetstrip works now? she used to work in bare elegence lax too.
Tiger's comment on Friday? "About going to Zales to get a Kobe." The guy he was talking to said, "What is a Kobe?"
Tiger said, "A house on a finger!"
JOKES:
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between the wood or the iron.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.
We heard that Tiger's wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=Ferd Berfel] Also, an awful lot of the songs played were these ugly, women-hating rap tunes about guys who want to rape their bitches and shit like that. I don't need to hear that when I'm looking at beautiful women.
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In most/all of the clubs I've been in, the women pick the music.
Second, many clubs I've been to that do the hard sell for drinks do so because each girl pays a stage fee, and if they sell so many drinks, the fee is "waived". Next time, ask the girl if she'd prefer a drink or a straight 10 dollar tip. She'll say the tip every time.
Finally, yes, that's a relatively common set of issues that you have. Don't like it? Don't go back. Simple as that. Word of mouth will kill the place.
[QUOTE=Ferd Berfel]
I had a rotten time at this club. Now, some of that was the club itself. It was badly lit. The music was way too loud. It was so loud that I couldn't even have a conversation, either with my friends or with any of the dancers. [/QUOTE]
Yep, the volume can be very obnoxious. The heavy bass beat is actually unhealthy. Having already suffered some hearing loss from frequenting places such as these in the past, I rarely go in them anymore.
[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Tiger's comment on Friday? "About going to Zales to get a Kobe." The guy he was talking to said, "What is a Kobe?"
Tiger said, "A house on a finger!"
JOKES:
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between the wood or the iron.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.
We heard that Tiger's wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."
BALDY CRUISER :)[/QUOTE]
Poor Tiger! He and I are the same sign.
Been meaning to check out some of the Gardena clubs for a while.
Hit up Starz around 5pm. The dancers where hot but, were distracted buy another dancers birthday. Not much action. May give it one more try.
1st King. Met up with Latte and had a pretty good time. Sweet girl, little spacey. 6 dances for $90 w/ no he. She kind of stayed on me until I left.
This made it difficult for me to check the other dancers. I would go back and see what else this club has to offer.
Peace
Been meaning to check out some of the Gardena clubs for a while.
Hit up Starz around 5pm. The dancers where hot but, were distracted buy another dancers birthday. Not much action. May give it one more try.
1st King. Met up with Latte and had a pretty good time. Sweet girl, little spacey. 6 dances for $90 w/ no he. She kind of stayed on me until I left.
This made it difficult for me to check the other dancers. I would go back and see what else this club has to offer.
Peace
[QUOTE=Member #1759]Been meaning to check out some of the Gardena clubs for a while.
Hit up Starz around 5pm. The dancers where hot but, were distracted buy another dancers birthday. Not much action. May give it one more try.
1st King. Met up with Latte and had a pretty good time. Sweet girl, little spacey. 6 dances for $90 w/ no he. She kind of stayed on me until I left.
This made it difficult for me to check the other dancers. I would go back and see what else this club has to offer.
Peace[/QUOTE]
Lovely Latte.
I still have to give that a poke.
Her phone # keeps changing.
I was in STARZ earlier in the day on Sat.
Best time for STARZ is Sunday afternoon - evening.
Sticks told me that Tender is now at First King. Now, you know where to get tenderized. She gives the "Best Lap Dance" in the USA!!!
Tell her Baldy sent you.
BALDY CRUISER :)
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Poor Tiger! He and I are the same sign.[/QUOTE]Me, Tiger and Lebron James have the same birthday.
Caps love passionate sex.
[QUOTE=Pimp Hound]Me, Tiger and Lebron James have the same birthday.
Caps love passionate sex.[/QUOTE]
Same B'day here, brutha'!!! I'd be happy to trade bank accounts with either one of them! :)
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Same B'day here, brutha'!!! I'd be happy to trade bank accounts with either one of them! :)[/QUOTE]
Count me in, January 19th, I'm not saying what year. I would probably trade bank accounts with any of you! I wonder if BC is a Capricorn?
[QUOTE=Marlowe]Count me in, January 19th, I'm not saying what year. I would probably trade bank accounts with any of you! I wonder if BC is a Capricorn?[/QUOTE]
You're right on the cusp, so you probably have some Aquarius qualities in you. Either way, you're still in the Cap clan, brutha'!!
Caps are super loyal, but don't piss us off! Haha...