2000-2004 Archived Reports

Hmmm. I saw Pepsi earlier this week in a line up. She was tall, but I still chose Maya. I think these girls typically changes names when they move from spa to spa. I also think that there's a connection between Downtown and the Korean communty in Flushing, NY, as a couple of the girls are from the Flushing area. Mimi, who is there now and Lily, who was there last month, are from there. It's pretty close to Waterbury, too, as well as the spas in the Bridgeport area.

Another idea: some spas have a frequent customer card where you get one free session (maybe door fee only?) after a certain number of visits. Has anyone seen these anywhere locally? I think we should get Downtown to institute this kind of a plan!

Black is beautiful,

Hey folks, I reported in the past under a diffrent nic and more recently about the rip off at Carmen in Silver Spring.

I need you help, guys.

I am looking for a hot and horny black "provider in D.C." - either independent or i n an establishment.

Any recommendations and contact info for fine black hooker with a nice round ass and an unstoppable tongue?

Hope I get some leads. Post is guaranteed.

Lickalong

In 2 days had both Maya and Pepsi at Downtown. Both excellent, Maya the Sweetest. Pepsi was incredibly antiseptic.

Paula: My mileage varied.

I was working late and was in need of some comfort, so I found myself on Vermont Ave. I had read such good reviews of Paula, I asked for her. I was a little surprised when she came in, as she was larger and older than I expected. She was surprised that I had asked for her and I tried to explain where I had heard of her.

We went for the TS and it was as expected. Back in the room, she asked what I wanted and I told her. She came back and gave me a massage, Not the best, but not bad. She stripped before the massage, which was nice.

The lubed the rim area a bit and started kissing the legs, up and back spent some time in the rim area. I'm not a big fan of that, but it was okay. She then kissed and lightly bit my legs and tingled my skin with her fingertips. It was pretty amazing. She did most of my body. She stopped and did a CBJ, which was vocal, but just okay. She then climbed on top long before I was ready for that and bounced away. I was interested in more mutual attention, but I guess that wasn't on the menu. She then asked for standing doggie, which was okay, She either liked it or acted like it. I then went to mish, which was okay, but she was acting like she liked it so much, that I got tired of it and just gave up. I guess she thought that acting like it was fun would make it more fun for me. Not in this case.

I think that she thought that I had popped, but when she took off the cover, she realized that I hadn't. She then said that I was tired and offered a HJ. I wasn't really interested in that, but I lay there when she left. I guess I lay there just a little too long and I decided that I had had enough and started to get dressed. She came back and was surprised that I was dressing. She encouraged me to stay longer and that she would take care of me. I really wasn't interested at this point and I think that she felt badly about it. I told her it was my mistake and that I was going. I think that she told me that she would take care of me at no cost the next time. I told her no. We debated this much too long for my taste and the more she told me to stay longer, the more irritated I got. I don't think I want to see her again, whether it's for free or not. Communication wasn't great, so I'm not really sure what she was saying and whether I was interpreting it correctly.

I left her the FS amount, as I had spent abotu 45 minutes with her. I really didn't want to leave her the full amount, but I had taken time that she could have been spent with someone else, so I guess I felt that I owed it to her.

It's interesting that the first part went very well, but when it came time for FS, it wasn't very satisfying. I guess that's the risk one takes when varying from the usual.

She's a very pretty girl and very nice, too, but it just didn't click for me tonight. The big head ruling the little head.

Being and adventurous sole, and always liking to try something new, I paid a visit to Boss last weekend. Having gathered my intelligence, I knew that Boss is on the third floor of its building and about the hair salon on the second floor that customers have to pass on the way up. I therefore planned my trip for Sunday when the salon is closed.

When I entered, mamasan asked me something, twice, but I could not understand her. I figured she was asking me if I had come for a massage or if I had been there before. Either way, I answered in the affirmative. She deposited me in what must have been the room furthest back in the place, it’s across from the laundry room. But it was every bit as good as the other rooms I got a look at on the way in and out. Boss has full size mattresses rather than tables. They are softer that any massage table I have been on and make for much more room to maneuver when the festivities begin.

Mamasan brought me Paula. The first thing you know about Paula is that she has great looking set of boobs. They are unfortunately man made, but not a bad job. Other than that, Paula is about 5’5”, say 120 lb, with slightly wavy blond and red highlighted hair and a shaved kitty. Her English is very good, she must have live in the US for some time.

Paula asked me if I had been there before and whom I had seen. I dropped two names I had combed during my research and she was satisfied. We left for the table shower, which was a standard affair with Paula using both her hands and a scrubber, nothing special. Back at the room the tuition donation when under the watch and Paula left to prepare herself while I relaxed.

When she returned she stripped and applied a lotion to her entire body and then started a somewhat rushed massage that was average in technique. She would rub her hand on herself to get them oily and then she would use the oil on me. She hit all the spots, but not as hard as I like and not long enough really relax me. After about 10 mints, Paula stared the boob run all over my back. Again this seemed rushed and she soon had me flip. She continues the boob run, but gave it a little more time. Soon she applied the cover and stared a CBJ while laying beside me. I didn’t really have time to see if she favored a little DATY. Did pet the kitty little before she climbed abroad and stared with a bit of CG. She when abut a minute squatting, then a minute kneeling and then a third minute squatting again before we switched to Mish.

Now, having some measure of control, I slowed things down a bit so I could better enjoy what was left of the encounter. I also decided to liven things up a bit and applied my highly skilled thumb to her clit. I stared off with soft pressure at first, but after she began to respond some, she guided my hand to apply more pressure. By now she was really squirming around a lot. Some manual manipulation of her boobs and nipples elicited a few heady moans.

I was able to hold out for a while but finally I had to pound it to her and finish off. This got me a few heavier moans and grunts. But then it was over and we cleaned up and rushed out the door.

I will definitely try this place again, but I don’t think I would see Paula again. I will just have to wander into the great unknown again.

LoveLOS,

You are so right about having my head firmly and securely up my ass since my return from LOS/Cambo. Why can't I just step outside and select one or more hot, juicy and lovely poonie tangs to play hide the salami? Why do I have no desire to go street mongering for skanks? Why am I converting every purchase into Baht and getting pissed off having to pay 500 Baht for a burger, fries and a coke at my local watering hole -- and going home alone when finished? Hell! 600 Baht will buy me a bbbjtcim at Lolita's and I just blew 500 on a fuckin' burger that's giving me heart burn! Why am I tormenting my married friends with tales of my orgasmathons? Why is it that my only motivation to work is so that I can make enough money to return to SEA? When will it end? Woe is me!

BTW, congratulations on 500+ posts!


[b]SEA Roundtable Report[/b]

We enjoyed a delightful Korean BBQ dinner, where LL and XS took advantage of my LOS-addled brain to insinuate -- nay, insist -- that I'd taken a ladyboy, and have me now doubting myself, despite their claims of playful harassment. Afterward, XS bailed to count sheep and LL and I headed for yellower pastures.

I definitely needed a fix to get well and we ended up at Downtown. We'd previously agreed to swapping Mimi and Maya. I had Mimi last time, so I took Maya. Quite a lovely lady, and excellent English language skills, as well as French and Asian. Built like the proverbial brick shithouse. My impression of Maya is that she's not as immersed in the role of courtesan as Mimi is, but shows up instead as herself -- the beautiful girl next door wired for sex. She was chatty and revealed a bit about herself and her family while we waited for LL to finish in the TS. She's got the goods and knows it, but worked to set me at ease.

My experience with Maya can be graphed as a step function, with each step increasing my excitement.

Step 1: Nice relaxing TS with attention to all the tender bits.

Step 2: Nice massage, tit rub, hair tickle (hers on my back, legs & bum).

Step 3: Had me up on my knees where she administered baby oil on my equpment and some skillful and titilating Asian. OMG! I almost blew my load.

Step 4: CBJ, CG, RCG, offer of doggie (declined)

Step 5: Mish --- BANG!!!

In retrospect, each step to the next level seemed to be very well choreographed, not in a mechanical way at all, but in a practiced, easy and natural way. I can highly recommend Maya. She played me like a fiddle, and seemed to know exactly what to do to jack up my excitement to the next level. Right up until cumming (which I thought snuck up on me), I thought I was in control, but I definitely wasn't. Maya was driving.

While Mimi seems to bend space and time to create a totally sureal experience, Maya's modus operandi seems to be much more terrestrial. I like them both, and I think I need to take Maya a few more times for further research.

Robux

Ahhh, a Maya, Mimi debate. It is a debate over the finer points. Both excellent, for sure. I think Mimi is more natural acting. Her DT skills are outstanding. Maya is more of a tease and her English is better. Mimi has the better body, IMHO, but isn't as cute as Maya. Both are very, very satisfying. I lamented my choice of Paula the other night, when it was likely that I had both Maya and Mimi to choose from. I think my preference is Mimi.

Lick,

When you find a sexy black provider in this area that is worth the $$$, you let me know. I haven't had any dreams since I came up here. (I love black women). The SW scene sounds too risky and expensive (compared to ATL) and there doesn't seem to be any good ebony strip clubs to get action in.

After frequenting the AMP scene in DC for a few years, I decided to experiment with an escort. Part of the fun of this hobby is to try new and different things and so I took the plunge. After doing research of reviews including one on the WSG Forum, I called Lila and set up a meeting for after work.

Her incall location was discreet and very clean. As soon as I walked in the door she gave me a big DFK and moved right into the bedroom. I knew a good time was about to be had when she told me how much she loved to have men cum on her face. After an incredible BBBJ, I blew a load all over her face and she moaned. After some nice conversation and a glass of wine, she went back to a BBBJ to get me ready for round two. We started with doggy and finished with missionary. She was no clock watcher and wanted to make sure I had a good time.

Lila has a very sexy foreign accent and is good GFE. She is probably in her early 30s, 5’3”, 125 pounds. The fee is about $100 more than the usual AMP FS donation, but it was two shots and a full hour. As an added plus, she is educated and can actually talk to you (unlike the AMP girls). For my first escort experience, it was worth it.

I picked up a girl on L St. this morning. After cruising k,l,m between 14th and 17th. for about 2 hrs, I finally settled for Platinum. She is a tall very light skinned black girl about 8 face, 9 body (B cups) We agreed on full service for a benjiman. She was very good and pleasant, but no DATY and everything covered. I wish I would have spent another 40-60 and went to an AMP. This experience was just okay. I saw a couple other girls that really turned me on, but I couldn't get to them in time. I think I was already disappointed before giving her a chance. She just wasn't worth the price, other than looks.

Long-time lurker, first time poster.

Before I forget, I have a question I've been wanting to ask - how often do some of you senior members visit amps and, since it sounds like at least a few times a month, how the hell do you afford it? Do you have trust funds? Are you high-priced attorneys? At $160 a pop, once a month would be about it for me.

Anyway, on to the report. After some uninspiring trips to Maryland amps (though it was at Lily's in Laurel that I had the most beautiful "masseur" (Coco?) I've ever seen), I learned about the DC locations through the WSG Forum. SInce last summer I've been going exclusively to the Sun Club by the sports center, simply out of convenience to work. The experiences have varied, with the standouts being the first time (first FS of this sort, very exciting) and the third or fourth, with a very pretty girl named Yumi, pardon the spelling if incorrect. However, the last time I went there a month or so ago, was a catastrophe; the usual mamasan was nowhere to be seen, and the girl who answered the door--the only one I saw there--was the one who came in the room with me. Maybe all the others were having lunch but, whatever the reason, this was a far cry from the previous practice of getting my choice of two or three different girls. So, she was semi-tall and thin and had blonde, punkish hair, a definite turn off for me and my fetish for the typically long, silky Asian hair. She seemed disinterested throughout. I never got her name and, even though I think I got shorted time-wise, I really just wanted to get out of there with the bad taste lingering in my mouth (no, not from doing that).

Of course, my vow not to return lasted only a couple of weeks, but I was determined to at least try somewhere new. Based on the rave reviews in the Forum, I decided to go for a Downtown trip. It was a little further but still only about a 20 minute walk, so it was manageable. Interesting location, over an empty store front right in the middle of a busy street (at 1:00pm on a Thursday, anyway). Yes, the four flight walk-up was a little odd and exhausting, especially after the long walk, but I knew I was in the right place when I saw the credit card stickers on the door.

I played it honest with the mamasan, saying it was my first time there but not my first amp, and I was ready with a few names I've read about here several times (Mimi, Maya, Connie) just in case. Nice enough on the inside, and in short order I was led to a small room, about one-fifth the size of that in the Sun Club, handed over the $60, and soon the girl came in. It turned out to be Maya. She was pretty, with more or less the perfect body--petite and I'm guessing somewhat enhanced B-C cups--though her expression made her seem to be sort of jaded, like she had maybe been doing this a little too long.

No GFE, but certainly the TS was more than acceptable. Back in the room I laid down the $100, and she got undressed quickly; as I think someone else posted, she appeared to look at herself for a few moments in the mirror while doing so. Not sure what that was all about, but she massage was decent enough, a combination of hard rubbing and the soft blowing of air, followed by a full body to body rub. Sidenote: do they put people in different rooms according to their height? I'm 5'8" - 5'9" and just about fit on the bed that was sandwiched between two walls. Back to the fun - She had me get on all fours (though it took a minute to understand what she was saying--I've read that she speaks OK english but not so much with me) and she stayed positioned behind. She used either her hand or tongue between the cheeks while giving such a fine hj with oil or lotion that I had to concentrate on not giving it up right then and there.

Next she had me roll over and did the usual licking around before slipping on the condom and going full blast in that area. She complimented me on my size, though I'm realistic enough to suspect she tells everyone that, and, in order, we proceeded to do reverse cowgirl, missionary (having to pace myself again to avoid an early finish) and ended with my favorite, doggy style.

She cleaned me up and we made a little more small talk, and she took me in for another quick shower before showing me to the door. On the way, I saw another girl in a dress, pretty with long hair and what I'm guessing were C-D cups, unusually large for amp girls. Any idea who she might be (for next time)?

All in all, a positive experience, and plans will be made for a return visit. Thanks for all the helpful info you guys have provided over the months.

Very few of them are worth the price, but has that ever stopped us? Hell No!

A very minor point to consider though is the wisdom of cruising an endless loop around the blocks you mentioned for two hours. Often that can attract unwanted attention of cars with lights on top. An alternative that I've always practiced is to make a few loops around any of the strolls in any city and then move on while you're still under the radar. DC and Baltimore both have multiple stroll areas and by moving from one to the other and looping through each no more than 2-3 times, you significantly reduce your visibility. Staying put in one spot for more than a short while produces the opposite.

Another rip off in Silver Spring - Ebony!

Yo folks,

last week I posted, inquiring about nice black providers. No response so I looked in the Citypaper and found Ebony 30156531XX. $120, full service, 30 minutes.

I arrived and it was the same apartment in which I was so disappointed from Carmen.

O.K. black girl - but the service, forget it.

Little oral, no touching, didnot like her nice nipples sucked. She likes doggy - and her ass is made for that. Nice bounce with every thrust. Yet she was not into it, so I stopped ramming her. She intended to ride me - but no touching of her titts allowed. I got bored, asked her to lay next to me so that I could see her twat and asked her to jerk me off without rubber. She declined - so I did it myself looking at her clit, which I wasn´t allowed to lick, neither.

I got dressed, asked $40 back, got the money and left.

This place on 8201 Eastern in Silver Springs is really really bad. Guys safe your cash. Dont go there. I am cured.

I am still looking for some hot black providers. Let me know. To compensate for my loss I will check out Mimi in Downtown.

Again, do not frequent Ebony.

Hope that helps

ATL Slam: I used to live in Atlanta -a nd it was heaven. Tons of beautiful black hookers and regular chicks. Big plus: lots of gay guys around so more black princesses for me.

Is the action still on Ponce De Leon?

Entropic,
I know I'm in the minority here and in other forums, but my experience with Maya was lousy. I agree, she's more than a bit jaded. To her, you're just another schlong to milk for $100.
I'm not saying the other guy's experiences aren't real, just that's how she seemed to me.

Dawg,
That's the Lila I reported on! Ain't she a sweetie? That pic and report brought memories back. I may have to give her a call soon....

If that was MIMI - forget about it!

Today at 3 pm I went to downtown due to the obvious lack of nice black girls in DC ;)

I arrived there, asked for MIMI and supposedly got her. With plateau shoes about 5`10, 11o lbs, slim, nice 34 B´s (at least) with perky nipplesm flat ass, long legs, long black hair to her butt, average face, bright red lipstick, a red bikini and a belly chain.
During TS she sat on me and massaged at the same time - and that was the best of my experience - the massage.

In the room she continued massaging. Than she starteed rimming me. I turned around and she licked my shaft uncovered. that was nice. But once the action started, this girl started to moan in pain. and worst of all she started crying - tears!!!!!

I am no Long Dong Silver and I am not so hughe that any girl ever cried - or even harsh, rushed or insensitive. What a turn off. I speak lenough korean that I understood that she called me names and insulted me while I was in action.

Than she lay next to me , like a deer that was shot, holding herself like in pain - and I had to jerk off myself.

Unfreakingbelievable.

If that was indeed the "famed" Mimi in Downtown- forget about it. I rate even the disappointing Ebony higher than that.

What a waste - even though I was so kind to leave her 3 bills.

These past sessions have been absolutely disappointing, to say the least.