Massage Parlor Reports

Visiting from out of town, and was directed to Chinatown by members of this board. I thank you for the advice. Took the L from downtown. Pretty cool.

Walked around Chinatown in the freezing cold for a while and did not see anything that was obviously an AMP. Probably should have brought some phone numbers, or addresses, or something. But I suck at this. Finally stumbled across B&B Massage or Facial or something like that on Cermak near Archer. The place smelled like bad Chinese food. I wish I could remember the name of the girl who met me at the door. But I suck at this reporting crud. Maybe Korean, undetermined age, a bit overweight. If I had other options, I might have passed, but I was out of time, freezing my boys off, and it was here. Or nowhere.

Opted for the 1/2 hr for $45, and my expectations were low. She started the massage, with WAY too much lotion, and proceeded to work on my back. This was going to be a crappy massage, and I am glad I did not pay for the hour.

But then something happened. The massage got good. In fact. She gave a really good massage. Even if there was no handshake opportunity, this would be $45 well spent. She continued to work my lake a real pro. And I was regretting not getting the full hour. Got the hot towel treatment and then she flipped me over.

She went right for the boys and brought everything to attention. Then negotiated the tip. This is an unfair tactic because now that I am ready. I will agree to most anything. I went for the $60 HJ. Darn, I should have negotiated $40, but she had me by the short curlies.

The HJ was really good. She got game if you know what I mean. I hate it when they just go to town and nearly rip the darn thing off. She worked slow and methodically, and used a large variety of movements and areas of concentration.

Afterward. She continued the massage and even kept going for a minute of two after the timer rang.

Looks. 4 Body. 5 Massage. 8 Attitude. 8 HJ. 9

I-man

Visited a new place at 2246 and Clark tonight. Called 'Bodyworks and Spa' or [url]www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com[/url]. A number of things make it look like an AMP. Curtains on all the windows, locked door w/buzzer, late hours etc. But it was not to be.

A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.

It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.

I made a final plea when it was over. I removed the towel and asked if she could stay longer. "No sir, not here, sorry".

Do women at places like this ever warm up? Should I wait until they've been around longer? Maybe a tip upfront?

Oh well, back to Xindy.

Why is place not talked about on here?

It is the biggest Jizz dump in the whole Chicagoland area. And yet, very few if any reports. All the girls are FS like Sing in another area but, no reports.

Please dont tell me its not. I have had FS there know others that have too.
A true AMP. Everything that you look for, if you like AMPS.

The same with all the rest of the spas in and around Chinatown. FS everywhere.

The only reason I have not posted about my adventures there is because I thought I would be hurting the place. Not so!

Dont tell me about LEO either. I know why that is not a bother.

OK, so my next post if you want, will be about some of my adventures there, If you guys think it is OK, I will. Let me know. On the main board is OK or PM.

I do not want to be the only one though.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Shit, I don't know. They all look the same to me. I didn't think she was in her 50's, but trying to guess their age can be a b---h. Plus, it's probably been at least a year since I saw her, so my memory could be a little fuzzy. Plus, the lights were dim at the time.

Yeah, that's it. It was the light! :)[/QUOTE]Especially upside down!

Do a search - it's talk about......

[QUOTE=Blue Screen]Visited a new place at 2246 and Clark tonight.

Called 'Bodyworks and Spa' or [url]www.chicagomassagelincolnpark.com[/url]. A number of things make it look like an AMP. Curtains on all the windows, locked door w/buzzer, late hours etc. But it was not to be.

A Korean girl answered the door. Didn't get a name but she was young, nice figure, tight jeans and shirt; very attractive! But based on what I've read here, that's usually the sign of a rip off. 7. 5/hr at the door and left my shoes in the lobby. She escorted me back, I saw a table shower on the way in but she didn't offer. She left me in the room to undress and w/out a towel, so I laid down on the table. There was a heater and some soft music playing. She came back and started the massage.

It wasn’t bad, but she definitely wasn't trained or had much experience. I let my hands wander a few times; twice she move back and the third time told me "no touching". The turn over was OK but she kept the towel well positioned. She was very nice to look at so it was extra frustrating that I couldn't do more.

I made a final plea when it was over. I removed the towel and asked if she could stay longer. "No sir, not here, sorry".

Do women at places like this ever warm up? Should I wait until they've been around longer? Maybe a tip upfront?

Oh well, back to Xindy.[/QUOTE]If you had checked the old posts, you would have seen that this place is strictly legit. It would be IMPOSSIBLE to run a spa at that location for any length of time that provided extras.

However, I can see how you were lured in. Their Craig's List ads are very suggestive.

As a seasoned veteran in the game this place has been reported as inconsistant at best. Maybe some do some dont. YMMV at any place and I know how to treat the ladies and I have left the place happy and sad at the same time because just when you got the greatest massage theres no ending. I guess I'm spoiled and expect both. I'd rather get somewhere in between where you get both of both worlds.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]Do a search - it's talk about......[/QUOTE]Thanks for the input!

I have been a regular of hers, but have not seen her for at least 6 months. I do know she is in her mid-40s, around 5' tall and petite. She does very good massage if you can take it hard, and is one of the best foot-massage therapists (it is painful) I have had. HS was never discussed, just provided without fuss. I leave a corresponding tip for job well done.

Confucius, why dont you share some of your episodes at Senina?

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Looks to good to be true- has anyone seen her ?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/581075231.html[/url]

The way she says ANYTHING can be negotiated makes me think FS may be available for some more $[/QUOTE]A cute blond girl, an irresistible rate, visiting from California, with a local area code phone number.

When it sounds too good to be true, it usually is too good to be true.

Any interest in any of you mongers to communicate via AOL IM or the such. We may have to develop a secret code to comminicate but should be interesting this way info can be reached much faster. Any veterans want to PM their AOL IM that would be cool.

And a money saving tip.

All I wanted today was a good ole regular massage from my regular massage diva, Maria. Made the appointment and much to my surprise I get "Marina". Fine, so I give her the $65 new commer gate fee and off I go to the room. Opted out of the TS. The massage begins and I'm thinking this is ok but nowhere near the quality of what Maria or Lucy can do but hey, at least I'm relieving stress.

On the flip. Is where gets interesting. Towel was left scrunched up by my right side, and I ask for a little water, which I have on the table and move the towel over to the left. She begins the rest of the massage with out cover. A unique breach in protocol for this place. However the gal mentioned above used to work without cover on the back and little cover on the front on occasion, and she was 100% legit. (tell me otherwise) Anyway, Mr. Collins went thru various degrees of attention levels but there was but only a little contact. When she was working my abs she made contact with her inner thigh to my left hand and I was pretty sure it was on. (bear in mind we're like 50 minutes in to this baby! ) Asked her if she did VIP to which she relpied "yes! , you've been here before! ". I said yep. Off we went.

So here is where I stand with this one..

Looks: 7-7.5 ( not quite as hot as Evone or Tina)
Body: 7.5
Service: 9.5-10 (my little reverse bait and switch tricked paidoff in spades-got the full one hour full body and the vip!)
Attitude: 9-10
Atmosphere:4
Had the serious nono..two men in towels passing each other in the hall.
Price: $120 for FB massage, TL, vip. ( think I got the deal of a lifetime at this place)

PM me. I have more great details on this one and some other tips and tricks, and why it may have been my last waltz at Lisunia's.

[QUOTE=Confucius]Why is place not talked about on here? It is the biggest Jizz dump in the whole Chicagoland area. And yet, very few if any reports. All the girls are FS like Sing in another area but, no reports.
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All of the girls there and most other massage places know that they are being talked about on the internet. Many even lurk on this site and a couple of others then have chit-chats on what they find. Many ask not to be written about and others encourage it to get more business. The providers have families and (insane) boyfriends that read this site as well ---Hi folks!--- and give the girls shit about what they may or may not be doing. PM is the best way to go if anyone finds a diamond in the rough, word of mouth- the best advertising so they say. Chinatown Chicago is really pretty small, not many secrets can be kept for long.

I have never met an Asian apt or massage girl who appreciated the internet thing. In my experience, they all seem to hate it because they have way to much to lose from many different angles. They GET their biz because of supply and demand...lots of horn dog boys out there, it's an inexhaustable market for them. They don't really need all this specific info being spewed.

The PM is a valuable screening tool and should be used more often on these boards. Being able to respond to people selectively is important IMO. This city is WAY tight and I think we need to respect the opinion of those girls that provide our fun. Otherwise, our CHOICES will slowly go away.

So..lose the graphic details, names of businesses and specific girls..offer enough info so that you will get PM'd...reply based on post history...I can't even tell you how many PM's I get from guys with ZERO posts. Whenever I see question from a person who seems legit I send off a PM if I can answer the question (shit, 8 or 9 decent posts is fine with me...zero, no way and I'm not a board warrior who attacks "newbies").

It makes sense because the cops and the local citizens are all over this board...it's like a roadmap for legit vs no legit.

The streets in Chicago are virtually dead compared to what they used to be..what do you think the next focus will be? It's already happening, guys.

I know it sucks but the reality is that there is way to much being offered up in terms of specific info on this board.

NW Indiana is a skeleton of what it used to be in terms pay for play at the massage joints...it has everything to do with people being able to grab info on the internet...I went to Fort Wayne on some day biz recently...they seem to be suffering from the same problem...I spoke to a Korean girl after an interesting hour with her and she told me that there busts going down left and right because of this and other boards, she knew EXACTLY what this was..not to mention, frequent drop in visits from cops and immigration people wanting to see documentation etc. Being hassled, day to day.

That's small town, but it can and will happen here. No sense in just tossing names, phone numbers, locations, what you got for your $ info out there...forcing these guys to jump through at least one hoop via PM screening is only sensible.

Musei is SPOT ON...it's no big deal to use the PM feature. It's all I do these days.

Dudes seriously. I've been gone for while.

Probably won't be on too much.

My new GF is smoking.

SMOKING.

But last month, during a moment of weakness, (and when I was mad as hell at her so I used that to justify it.) I finally tried out XINDY. WOW.

I had CHERY. A 10 out of 10 as far as looks.

SMOKING body.

I opted for the half for. 35

And tip was. 30

WOW.

Long story short she wouldn't go past a handy finish. But let me tell you.

WOW. She mad love with her hand.

Anyone had more than that?

PM.