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Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").

[QUOTE=GweedoMumford;3567663]Not sure it will do any good. I have been trying for a while now. I text her. She texts "have we met before" I text " no" I get no response. Like crickets. I have been stuck on joy for a while, she at least answers my texts and treats me fair, just saying. I would love to see destiny, she has been on my hot list since she came on the scene. Not sure what gives?[/QUOTE]Are you sure you were texting the correct number? "Have we met before?" Is just not something I would say. PM me if you'd like my correct number.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;3600914]You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").[/QUOTE]Do you have a link, sir? If not, who is Lisa?

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;3600914]You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").[/QUOTE]Welcomes to a brand new Linklater!

I suspect he's talking about this Lisa in Battle Creek:

[URL]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/looking-for-a-unforgettable-experience/41389852[/URL]

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;3600914]You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").[/QUOTE]

Not too much different to report here. I saw Brittany during the day recently. Set up was easy, place was clean and she was amazing.

I went wih the standard treatment. Did not inquire about anything more.

The rub was very good. Her looks are also amazing. I felt really comfortable there. Give her a shot if you haven't yet.

Here is the link. The BP link is down.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/41700-Blonde25-Brittany-.html[/URL]

Had a dream with Alexis. Easy set up at a nice location towards Grandville. If the pics are her they are old. Bigger than in pics, but still not bad IMO. This wasn't the issue, but the rushing was. She just wasn't really into it. Menu is limited. Couldn't even get RCG, which would have been a good view. Set me back $ hhr. Will not repeat.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/alexis-blue-eyed-beauty/30448813[/URL]

[QUOTE=MickMac;3601539]Had a dream with Alexis. Easy set up at a nice location towards Grandville. If the pics are her they are old. Bigger than in pics, but still not bad IMO. This wasn't the issue, but the rushing was. She just wasn't really into it. Menu is limited. Couldn't even get RCG, which would have been a good view. Set me back $ hhr. Will not repeat.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/alexis-blue-eyed-beauty/30448813[/URL][/QUOTE]Was BBBJ or daty on the menu?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3602209]Was BBBJ or daty on the menu?[/QUOTE]Everything covered, no FIV, but I didn't inquire about DATY.

Has anyone seen her? I am having trouble searching reviews on her. Thank you.

Could someone please PM me destiny's new number.

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;3601214]I suspect he's talking about this Lisa in Battle Creek:

[URL]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/looking-for-a-unforgettable-experience/41389852[/URL][/QUOTE]She looks really nice for an older lady.

Thanks for the reviews. Your comments about Madison encouraged me enough to schedule with her on Wednesday, I will be sure to leave a review after the fun ends. I am also hoping to see Destiny later on in the day, it will be a fun, action-packed Wednesday.

[QUOTE=JCrew1984;3597045]This is my first review so forgive me if its not really helpful, also I tried posting on here before but it never worked. Anyways I'll just review the girls I've meet so far, I'm still new to this scene kinda BTW. Any tips on how to improve my reviews is and will be helpful & welcome.

1.) Savage Jenn.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/the-best-foreplay-starts-with-helluo-beautiful/41267807[/URL]

She doesn't post on BP anymore so I don't have a link, but everybody here most likely know who she is. She's very popular and for good reason; Her BBBJ is excellent, her looks are amazing, her body is bangin, her rates really cheap especially for a girl like her, and she has a good personality on top of all that. Nothing bad at all to say about her she is a must see your time and money will be awarded well if you decide to meet her.

2.) Kimberly.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/%CE%B4iMply-aMazing-%D1%8F%D1%94%CE%B1-%D1%83-%D1%82-%CF%81l%D1%94%CE%B1%D1%95%D1%94-%D1%83-u/41276477[/URL]

She has a gorgeous body. You never really know what to except when you're meeting a provider for the first time, but when she opened that door she was wearing nothing but her panties and a bra and her body was like my god! I was a happy man that day. Her BJ was good, but got to watch out for her teeth. Everything was covered no bb, but I never asked for bb so idk if that's on the menu or not. .120 hhr and .2 hr she is well worth it imo.

3.) IVY.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-pics-good-things-come-in-small-packages-see-for-yourself/35115528[/URL]

Another provider with excellent BBBJ IMO. She is a cute petite provider with good rates. 100 hr. 15 hr. I've meet her twice now and both experience was good, but she rushed a little on both occasion not much though. The only downfall is her unfortunate drug addiction. The first time I meet her she took a second to take a hit from her crack pipe, which I thought was kinda weird, but she offered me some so at least she shares even though I don't do that.

4) Ava.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/ava-marie-looking-for-some-fun/41245507[/URL]

She is really laid back and chill. Her looks are a little above average, she has a good head game, and the FS was good. Overall I would say she is a above average provider. I forgot her rates sorry.

5.) Madison.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/pretty-little-treat-for-you/33303143[/URL]

She's good looking provider that only charges 60 for ss, so if your low cash but still want to hobby, this is the girl you want to meet her residence is nice and the FS is good you can't go wrong with her. I've met her twice and tried to meet her agian but she blocked my number I think idk why either, everytime I see her post I try to schedule something to no replay and I'm just left like why? But whatever.

6.) Red haired beauty.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/stunning-red-haired-beauty/28296435[/URL]

She pretty good looking, but that stank! Thou. In the middle of our FS I just smell this incredible fishy odor which was really hard to ignore. I booked a hhr for. 120 I think, which was kinda worth it.

7.) Joy.

She is a little to old for my taste, but then again I'm only in my early twenties. She stayed at a heavy traffic place when I met her. When I got there there was a random dude standing, in the rain BTW, smoking a square by the door she told to go through, and when I walked up he was like "you here for joy?" which I cringely said "yea?" this was the most awkward thing to ever happen to me while hobbying. She let me in after the longest 5 minutes of my life and we go to her room, which was a mess, and gave me a good BBBJ and she gets into the FS. I probably won't repeat though.

Thats all I got for now. Happy hunting gents.[/QUOTE]

Haleymatters.

Have any senior members checked out Hayley's extra perks yet?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/42546--Hayley-Cute-Toned-Blonde-Independent-Provider-.html[/URL]

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=WowMan616;3601536]Not too much different to report here. I saw Brittany during the day recently. Set up was easy, place was clean and she was amazing.

I went wih the standard treatment. Did not inquire about anything more. The rub was very good. Her looks are also amazing. I felt really comfortable there. Give her a shot if you haven't yet.

Here is the link. The BP link is down.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/41700-Blonde25-Brittany-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]