Jessica. West Side Ripoff
Well guys, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Yesterday I was ripped off by someone I should've known better than to deal with. She goes by Jessica, short bleached hair and a neon eyebrow ring. In a previous report, she took some of my cash, disappeared into the liquor store and never returned. I chalked this up, but was blindsided yesterday.
So yesterday I was super horny, in the mood for the usual and saw Jessica strolling. She needed a ride, so I scooped. Driving to her destination, she took like 4 calls, all relating to other endeavors. She spied my Barry in the cupholder, snagged it and put it in the bra.
Needless to say I was PO'd and when told to give it back, she refused and started fast talking and got out of the car.
Well, a Barry isn't worth it to me, so I let her go walk to the golden arches.
Fellow Hobbyists. Avoid the chubby, bleached girl with the neon bar through her eyebrow calling herself Jessica at all costs.