Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]I've been visiting this forum for quite some time now, and of all of those who post, I've found SuperEloquent and Cooky Jar among those posting primo material, with a few close seconds. Maybe it's because I am from the "Dear Penthouse" generation, but I enjoy a well-scripted description of events, and SuperE sure does provide that.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. We will never have a shortage of envious, asshole, rock-throwers, but whatever they may claim, I don't make this shit up. One may fault me for extensive elaboration, but it is all true. For those who don't care to read all the detail, I always summarize my "ratings" at the end for you to get an idea whether you might want to try the SW in question. For those who don't want to read a thing, I usually provide pretty pictures to amuse you, and maybe give you monkey-spanking material :D

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Furthermore, I would believe that someone so imaginative with his elaborations within this forum would most likely be quite imaginative "in the field", yielding the most interesting of adventures.[/QUOTE]

I consider myself a creative person both in my writing style and my sexual adventures. This is true not only with SWs but extends to everything I do sexually.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]It is a fact that after login, I immediately visit "Supereloquent's Reports", and am almost always enthralled with his exploits.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. I strive for a "you feel like you are there" approach. Hopefully I have succeeded in that.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Although I still can't figure out Super's "five cups" in two hours ability (mine would have either fallen off after three, or zipped my fly back up, reached into my pocket for the cell and dialed 911).[/QUOTE]

There is nothing to "figure out." I am oversexed and a self-admitted sex addict, and I always have been. A long day of mongering with many, many cups doesn't prevent me from several bouts of masturbation that evening, or whenever I wake up during the night (assuming I have no civvie bed partner), because, whenever I wake up, I have a woodie. And the morning?: always good for a few whacks in a hot shower (again, assuming no bed partner), even if I am planning another mongering romp that day!

I used to think every male was oversexed this way. I have come to realize that a few of us are, but certainly not nearly most or even many. I tell you about this, and my many typical cups with a SW, not to brag or impress you. It is simply a reality. The same thing happens with certain women. I had a civvie gf who was a squirter, and I could make her cum dozens and dozens of times. One date I had her count her orgasms out loud just for variation. Plus I had her start over if she miscounted, which she did several times, LOL. She was well over 100 before the counting became a bit tedious and we reverted to just concentrating on the sucking and fucking.

There are many specific (and perhaps boring) scientific explanations for my "condition." But I assure you that I am not making it up.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Kudos, and appreciation for a fine job![/QUOTE]

<Flowing and gracious bow from the waist, flourishing my hat, if I had one.>

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Sexy face & amazing legs. Great job Supereloquent.
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Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Sexy face & amazing legs. Great job Supereloquent.
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Misfit[/QUOTE]She says she used to be a model. You can't take much that a SW tells you to the bank, but she does have a nice face and body and nice long attractive legs, if you are a leg man. Plus, she does have an ability to pose sexily. That pic you pointed out that you liked was all her idea; for many of her shots she didn't require much, if any, photographic direction.

Rumors are what they are, and for all we know every SW on the K and Broadway are HIV positive. But when I hear that from a usually reliable source about a particular SW, then I have a tendency to be cautious until I can get written proof otherwise. Someone made a wise suggestion to me to take her to the free clinic next time I see her, and witness the results first- hand. I thought that was very prescient advice. If I had such proof in hand, this honey is very fuckable and I bet she sucks a mean cock, and that's exactly what we would be doing ALL afternoon.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Before I mentioned anything about a [b]Ménage à trois,[/b] I wanted to lay some ground work; plant some seeds as it were. As much as possible, I wanted to insure a good time for all would be had... I started to tell Lux about some of the less than favorable reviews she had gotten. In some many word; I told her that some of the guys were saying that her services started to lag as her popularity grow. I ended by telling her, “Pretty girl have to work just as hard as not so pretty girls.” I said this in a fatherly, knowing way.[/QUOTE]

Hopefully, Lux got the message. She seems to have been a very fine date for you, a terrific addition to a threesome, and looks tres hot in your pics. My little head forgave her a long time ago. I guess my big head needs to have that same "fatherly talk" you had with her before giving her yet more more chance.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Now for Aundrea, I did not want her to get any cell phone calls that would shorten our date. I turned to Aundrea and said, “You’ve got to be careful as well.” I told her someone had complained that his time had been shortened after she got a call. She gave me a very plausible response, which I accepted. I asked Aundrea if we had enough time. I told her to tell me now before we got started. I said, “I can come back later if now wasn’t a good time.” I cannot remember their exact words, but I was assured that we had plenty of time for a nice long threesome.[/QUOTE]

That's why reporting and pics in here are so useful (in addition to looking at real, hot girls in action that you can have, as opposed to girls in magazines that you can't). You took the intel that you had, and put it to smart use to set the 'ground rules' and expectations to have a better experience. Good for you!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]After a brief discussion about escort rates, avenue rates and what had been said on this forum, Aundrea surprised me by stating she does have a separate rate for the avenue; which is less than her escort/Backpage rates.[/QUOTE]

I am guessing you were surprised that she admitted it to you, and not that such a difference existed? I had reported this very pricing differential, so, Cooky, was there ever any doubt? :D

[QUOTE=CookyJar]As our negotiations continued, I told Aundra that I would love to have Lux join us and that I was willing to give her (Aundrea) a finder’s fee, but, paying Lux would stretch my budget. Of course Lux wanted in on the date, why not, it would save her a trip to the avenue. Of course Aundrea wanted Lux included – she wanted the extra finder’s fee. And, I wanted her in on the date because I am a horny bastard. We all agreed on a discounted avenue rate which included a little extra finder’s fee for Aundrea. (Aundrea got the finder’s fee because I had actually come to see her and she found a friend to join us – get it.)[/QUOTE]

I thought you didn't pay for it? Just yanking on your chain, Cooky. :)

I couldn't believe this gal was 40: very cute and tight for ANY age. Nice find! I like good looking MILFs around this age because all of them I have ever encountered suck cock expertly and genuinely enjoy fucking and dirty talking. If you are luckier yet, as you were, you get one who is also a genuine freak.

I am an ass man and I love the color pink on a woman. I usually prefer lacy boy-cut style panties to thongs, but this pic was a fave for the pose and the ass and the thong panties and definitely was a turn on for me:

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[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I thought you didn't pay for it? Just yanking on your chain, Cooky. :)[/QUOTE]Oh! I think you misunderstood me. I don’t pay for pussy. Any money exchanged was for other services and not for sex. Also, the girls did not pay me for sex. Just like I would never ever pay for a sexual act; I would never ever accept money for sex. I never charge the women I fuck. I do it for free.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Zephyr77]What part of "I read it for amusement" don't you understand, hero? You treat mongering like it's as important and as complicated as trying to cure cancer.[/QUOTE]Yes, I am a hero; thanks for noticing.

Read what is here for whatever you care to; it's a free country, and this is a free website. We let anyone in. You are proof positive of that in case anyone had any doubts.

Yes, I think mongering is "important, " and worth writing about in great detail, and posting relevant pics too, if one is so inclined, as I am. It's an enjoyable hobby: fun, interesting thrilling, exciting and it beats the hell out of checkers.

I beg to differ with you that I have ever stated or implied that mongering is "complicated. " There are a few basic things to remember, but a big expert like you doesn't need any remedial instruction. Sticking to the "amusement" part is a safe bet. Mongering incorporates plenty of that to go around for everyone.

Preamble:

I dated this SW for a second time about two weeks ago and posted my sardonic, "Jack Webb" tongue-in-cheek version of my report at that time. Here is the whole nine yards version. For those of you "too expert" to bother reading this stuff except for its "entertainment value, " then be prepared that this will be a long report with many more pics than I usually post. For you mongers who are too good for a SW anything less than a 10 on a scale of 10, not into big women, not into goth women, or not into women with tats: I can save you a lot of time and trouble by telling you to skip this report and its accompanying pics. For those of you who "just want the facts, " skip down to the bottom for the ratings. For those of you coming here to read this report because you want to see to whom you should whine for "cluttering up" the photo thread with so many pics?: consider yourself lucky that you have so many pics to look at in the first place; what? Did it take you an extra 3 seconds to flip through those few pages of pics? Complain to the Admin to set up an "index photo thread" if all you want is a quick place to see ONE pic of each SW to be able to rapidly and easily choose to read the report, see more pics or whatever. It's not my" job' to be your "index. "Don't shoot the messenger. Some of you non-contributing rock-throwing assholes have nothing better to do than rant whenever you don't get exactly what you want. If you were paying for this I could understand it. But for free? You should kiss the asses on main street of anyone who gives you anything resembling useful intel and/or "entertainment. " For those of you into big women, especially big women, who are young, have a goth look, have a few tats and are rip-roaring ready for hot fun?: you are in for a real treat!

So, now for the report:

I already had Elektra's digits and I made an appointment to see her very early in the morning because I had a full day of fun planned in a nice motel room. We were to meet at the DD. I got there early and called her, just to confirm, and got some other gal who claimed it was HER phone, she wasn't Elektra, and had never even heard of Elektra, and she didn't know what the HELL I was talking about. I was ready to bolt, and I would have if I hadn't already dated Elektra before, and recently talked to her on the phone, and set up this appointment. Elektra showed up on time, uncharacteristic for a SW, which was a good thing, because I wasn't going to have much patience after the phone incident. When I talked to her about it she said her phone was stolen. But there is a reason you testify in person in a courtroom and not by sworn statement: some people may be good at lying, but most aren't, and most people can look at you and tell when you are. She was lying. She couldn't meet my gaze, and her body language and facial expressions were screaming that fact. I didn't care what the real story was, and it was obvious she wasn't going to tell me. So SWs lie and they are notoriously unreliable with their phones; gee, front page news, call the New York Times.

Elektra knew what I had in mind, had her schedule cleared, knew I would be generous in proportion to her services, and was warm and pleasant as usual, so everything was cool.

Elektra hadn't mentioned much about her home life the last time, but she seemed in a mood of reflection on the drive to the motel. She has 4 kids. She is only 19, and started having them at age 15. They all live with her sister, because she can't seem to take care of them. She must have almost popped them out one after the other. She is chubby but looks damn good for a young woman who has had 4 kids. She lives with a bf. He knows what she does; he doesn't care as long as she brings him home some weed to smoke. She has danced before to make some money, and that's how she got into hooking; customers were always asking for her to make a date after hours. She started dancing when she was 16, lying about her age, and has done it off and on between pregnancies.

When we got to the motel she said she had a "surprise" for me and showed me that she had worn her bikini underneath her clothing rather than underwear. She said most guys liked bikinis as being hot, and thought I would like it. I have to admit that she looked good in it, chubbiness, goth-look and all. She was warm and playful and sexy.

Elektra is the excellent cock sucker that most chubbies are, in my experience. I think it is because they have big mouths and throats and can take even the biggest cock right to the root. She not only took me DT but looked up at me with those dark eyes, and purple mascara, as I played with her short, black goth-style hair, and enjoyed her excellent, sloppy, skillful sucking. I was really ready to pop for the first cup, and filled her mouth when I busted my first nut in a few minutes flat. She laughed in an evilly sexy way, licked my cock totally clean and swallowed every drop.

I was ready for round two in about 15 minutes and she got me hard again with her mouth. Her excellent technique almost tempted me to cum in her mouth again, but I wanted to fuck her. She is pretty flexible for a big girl (must be her experience as a dancer), and I was able to spread her legs in a chicken-wing position, with her ankles bent back in my hands right to the bed, as one might do with a spinner, as I fucked her mish. She has a big, meaty wet pussy and I slid right in with no trouble. She is a gal who loves to fuck, so the harder the better. I was pounding her as her pussy was making squishing sounds with each thrust both in and out. I turned her over and did her doggie. She has a big round ass which was so hot to watch jiggle as I slammed into her and felt my balls smack against her ass, as I held on tight to her and occasionally would give that ass a hard slap. I slid a finger up her ass as I bucked her, and she seemed to really like that, because she was moaning and screaming as I wiggled it inside her, as I continued to give it to her hard, slap her ass and say all manner of filthy things to her. "Take my hard dick like the nasty wh*ore you are! Squeal on the finger up your ass like a naughty little sl*ut! Fuck me bi*tch! Cum on my cock like a filthy dirty fuck pig! " She replied to every nasty thing I said, and was breathing heavier and heavier, shaking her ass, and screaming in delight. The whole thing was just so exciting that I shot my load way before I had intended. Nonetheless, it felt fucking GREAT!

After a brief rest I had her get on her knees and face me on the bed as I faced her on my knees, and had her suck me off again. There is just something so erotic about that position, watching her back and ass up in the air, arching your back so she can swallow you whole, and pulling up on her short hair as she sucks you silly. Your ball sack is hanging there loose as she softly grabs it, and holds it in one hand as she traces her fingernails inside your thighs, around your ass, to the base of tour cock, around the parts of your balls not held in the other hand, as she sucks you all the way to your pubic hair and then back up again to the tip, making wet sloppy sounds, licking the tip, lapping her tongue all the way down the underside of your cock to your balls, sucking on your balls, going back up the shaft, licking the tip and plunging down again to the root. Mmmmmmmmmmm! I was thoroughly enjoying this with some extra staying power after 2 previous cups. I finally shot a hard load into her mouth and held her head there as she swallowed. FUCK, that felt awesome!

We talked for a bit. I asked why she was not dancing any more. She said she had no outfits to wear, that she had been evicted from her other place, and had very little clothing. Besides, she had moved pretty far from where she used to live and really didn't know where good places might be to dance. I offered to take her shopping for some outfits. I thought that might be fun, and to take her for a few dance "tryouts. " I knew of a few places that had open tryouts on any given day for new girls. She gave me a big smile and a hug. She wasn't playing me for this. I asked about it; I offered. But it did make me feel good that I might be able to do something for her. Plus I have to admit that taking a girl to buy some sexy outfits, and then for a dance tryout, seemed like a fun thing to do.

I told her that I wasn't trying to be cheap, but there were usually some terrific dance outfits that one could put together at a thrift store at a small fraction of the cost of a typical very- high-mark-up retail outlet for adult toys and costumes. We put together a hot "schoolgirl" ensemble, a sexy black lace teddy getup with panties, bra, and see through robe, and a "secretary/librarian" look complete with white blouse with the big bow, long skirt with a slit to the crotch and fake glasses. In total I dropped less than it may have cost me to buy her lunch, which we also did when we got to the dance bar, while waiting for her "audition. " (She wasn't even old enough to drink, but she was old enough to show her tits and coochie to the patrons; go figure the logic of the law). I actually took her to two places, and I will have to say that she moves well for a big girl. The establishments liked that, as well as her having that goth look that they know appeals to certain customers. She had offers at both places to start immediately, and she was grinning from ear to ear, and she was very grateful to me for giving her the opportunities. Hey, it was fun for me as well, sitting at the bar, watching her dance, and watching the other customers wonder as she finished, sat in my lap, and let me openly paw her, grab her tits, and stick my fingers up in her pussy and her ass, which I made sure the guys all around me could see that I was doing, LOL.

We got back to the motel, and she was looking at me with big cow eyes, and she asked me, almost cooing, if there was anything special she could do for me for my being so nice to her. I asked her if she had ever done anal and she said she always wanted to try but was afraid it would hurt, or be embarrassingly messy. I told her that it was always a good idea to use an enema first to make sure everything was good and clean, and to use a LOT of slippery lube because the ass doesn't have natural secretions like the pussy, and it needs some help to make fucking comfortable. Finally it was a good idea to slowly stretch the sphincter muscles first so they could relax, and be ready for fucking. She asked how that would be done, and I told her the best way was to use successively larger butt plugs. So she said, "if you are willing I am willing to try too. " Then she giggled and said, "I stopped being a virgin at 12 but I am still an ass virgin. That's actually pretty hot to think about. " So we took a trip to a nearby drug store to get the enema and lube and then to an adult store to get the butt plug set. She admitted she was feeling excited to try this and, besides, she really wanted to do something special for me, and she wanted to know if I ever had an ass virgin. I had, but I told a white lie and said I hadn't. She seemed quite excited that not only would it be her first time, but that it would be my first ass virgin. Hey, whatever works; sex is mostly in the head anyway.

When we got back to the motel I told her I wanted to suck and fuck for a while, and then I would be ready to fuck her up the ass. So we did a few more cups of suck and fuck. She seemed even more excitable than she had been in the morning. Part of that was probably because she was genuinely showing me her gratitude, but I am sure a good portion of it was the anticipation of getting fucked in her ass. When I was finally ready, I gave her an enema. After she was evacuated, and thoroughly cleaned up, we both took a shower together. That was fun too because I had her kneel in the shower and suck me until I was hard, as I said to her, "You can't wait to have that big hard dick up your ass, can you bi*tch? Are you going to squeal for Daddy when he has his cock up your ass like a good little fuck piggie? Hmmmmmmm? "She was nodding her head and humming in reply, "Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm! " When her mouth would slip off my cock she would murmur, " Yes, Daddy, I can't wait to have your big cock up my ass. I want you to make me squeal like a little pig bi*tch. " And then she would giggle and push up her nose to make a snout like a pig and snort, "Oink, oink oink. "

After we showered and dried off I had her get on her knees at the edge of the bed as I poured lube on my fingers, and worked it up into her ass. She could easily take two fingers as I twirled them around inside her to get the lube liberally applied. It has been my experience that a woman who can easily relax and stretch to be able to take two fingers like this can take a cock too. I slowly shoved in the first and smallest butt plug and had her get used to it. It was no problem whatsoever. I let it in a while as I fingered her pussy and reached around and played with her tits and nipples. She was enjoying all this play and the plug too. After a few minutes I slipped out the small plug and replaced it with a medium sized one. She was already relaxed and the medium sized plug was no problem either. I saw that this may just work fine. After some more playing and getting used to the medium plug, I pulled it out and entered the biggest one. It slid in with no effort and I had her spread her legs more as I played with her and slapped her ass and started talking really filthy again to her: 'You like that big plug up your ass? That's because you are an ass wh*ore. But, what you really want is a cock up your ass, don't you bit*tch? Well, don't you? Tell me ass wh*ore! " She replied, "Yes, Daddy, I am your ass wh*ore. I can't wait for you to fuck me up the ass and make me squeal like a little piggie. Oink, oink oink" I kept playing with her, spanking her ass, and talking filthy dirty to her and she would reply in kind to me. The whole situation was getting me hard as a rock. I was stroking my cock with one hand and slapping her ass with the other and calling her every filthy name I could imagine. I finally took out the plug, and her ass had gapped wide from relaxation. What a sexy sight. I rubbered up, poured a lot of lube on top, and slowly worked my cock into her ass. She hissed, "OMFG, " as I slowly slid into her. I tried not to move too much until she was used to it, so she could relax and not tense up. I rubbed her ass as I slowly slid in, and stayed motionless inside, softly whispering to her to relax like a good little girl while Daddy taught her to be a proper ass wh*ore. I began to move slowly in and out and she was gasping and making a deep guttural sound at the back of her throat: "Uuggggggggggggghhhhhhh. " I told her to spread her legs wider and take the whole cock like a naughty little piggie. Pretty soon I had a faster rhythm and her ass was moving right along with me and she was moaning and saying, "OMFG, OMFG, that feels SO fucking GOOD, OMG, OMG, shit, fuck my ass, fuck it Daddy, make me your piggie, oink, oink, oink OMFG OMFGGGGGGGGG! " She was bucking her ass now in rhythm to my strokes. As I fucked her faster she couldn't get enough and kept saying, "Fuck me harder, Fuck me harder, FUCK THAT ASS, OWN IT!, IT's YOURS!, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEE! " She was wildly bucking, screaming, cursing. And I was fucking her ass like a madman, spanking her until she was red, and matching her outbursts dirty phrase for dirty phrase, because she was soon off on her own and squealing like crazy without any provocation from me. We kept this up for a good 20 minutes or so, and finally I knew I was getting ready to bust a really hard nut. I tried to hold up a little on that because her body was shaking and shivering and I wanted her to blast off as I knew she would before I did as well. She screamed at the top of her lungs as her ass contracted hard around my cock. I tried to delay but the contractions drove me right over the edge, and I shot a load that I thought might have blown the rubber right off (but it didn't, LOL). I slipped out and collapsed onto the bed beside her. She collapsed as well, flat out on the bed, and no longer on her knees, and said, half laughing, "FUCK! I never came that hard in my life! I had no idea you could cum that way getting fucked in your ass. " I just smiled at her, and touched a finger to her lips, as we both lay there drenched in sweat, trying to catch our breaths.

Ratings? Face: above average (cute, most especially for a chubbie); Body: above average (on a chubbie scale, but also on any scale; she had great tits and a great ass and not such a bad belly for a chubbie); BJ: outstanding; Fucking; outstanding (most especially the ass fuck, but it was all excellent); Attitude: outstanding; Overall: outstanding experience; Repeatable? YOU BET! YMMV

Elektra in her striped 'kini, "cutesy' and topless.

Elektra showing tits, sucking tits, showing that nice ass, spreading wide, fingering.

Sexy pose on her knees, doggie views, close-ups, sticking out her tongue.

Yum Yum Yum!.

I hardly noticed that my pic count just exceeded the 2000 mark. A quiet and happy 2000th birthday to me. I only just made the 1000 mark after about a year, so my pace of pic posting must be way up. I don't pay particular attention to that. It's not like I can regulate the degree to which I do so. It is what it is.

I don't want a party or cake or candles or ice cream. In fact, I got quite the opposite for my "birthday. " I woke up one morning and the Admin had me under "house arrest" for not playing nice with the rock-throwers. So, others are allowed to do that all they please; some have even posted serious threats to me, and even solicited conspiracies to single me out and do me harm. But that's OK. They are still here, and likely will be accorded full privileges when they become a "senior member, " for whatever that is worth. I, apparently, am not permitted to respond. C'est la vies. Nobody ever said life was fair.

So now I can't post ANYwhere except in this thread. You rock-throwers who SAY you want to ignore me, and prefer I stay in my own thread?: you have your wish. You can stay in your playpen and I will stay in mine. If you don't want to read my reports, see my comments, look at my pics, just don't. It's that simple. I am in solitary confinement. If you don't bother me I won't bother you.

Cooky, Freak and others who post good pics and write some good stuff?: sorry, but I can't reply to it to give you props or commentary or anything for that matter. I can't even immediately post here in my own thread. I am on a moderated status, just like a new member. Worse than that, I can't even edit my own posts. My posts are long and I often look them over carefully for grammar, spelling, afterthoughts and additions. But now, not only can't I even see them for who knows how long (because the time from posting to seeing the post is not something set in stone), but I can't even correct any typos or errors. I am not the greatest typist, so you will be seeing a lot more mistakes of all types in my reports. Please don't give me any gas about such matters. They are no longer under my control.

I can't create new threads either but that is no big deal. I have created a few that I thought were beneficial, but it is just one less thing to have to think about.

Since I can't post anywhere else, my thread has the potential to get very jammed with stuff I would normally post "on topic." But giving this whole thing some sober thought makes me less inclined to post much information of any sort anyway.

It is a sad birthday indeed, But as Betty Davis once said, "Getting old ain't for sissies."