Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

[QUOTE=Hobbist9;4945131]I know you're upset because you're fucking idiot of a President is going to lose by a landslide so I understand why you are TRIGGERED. You are one of the dumbest motherfuckers in this great Country of ours and you will be silenced in November. Now go away you little assclown and keep your fucking mouth shut.[/QUOTE]Truth hurts, huh lib? You contribute nothing to this board but insults. Why are you even here? Go beat your meat to a Biden speech tough guy. Yeah, you're real scary. Fuck yourself. Douchebag!

[QUOTE=DonTrask;4945175]Speaking of triggered, you sound pretty angry yourself. My guess, little PeePee Syndrome, blame your parents, not us.[/QUOTE]What remarkably astute analysis! No wonder the little lib is so angry.

It's like debating a child, just not fair. Enjoy President Biden. See ya.

[QUOTE=Hobbist9;4945804]It's like debating a child, just not fair. Enjoy President Biden. See ya.[/QUOTE]It's like debating a child alright. All your name calling and Trump bashing doesn't take away the fact you contribute zero. Your pathetic record on USASG speaks for itself. You've gone on more about politics then any sex reports. No one gives a shit for your political views anymore then mine. But you couldn't help yourself being an asshole. Until you can report something beneficial for the members instead of your usual condescending comments you and your little pee pee can STFU. Your not even an ass clown. Just a clown.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4945872]It's like debating a child alright. All your name calling and Trump bashing doesn't take away the fact you contribute zero. Your pathetic record on USASG speaks for itself. You've gone on more about politics then any sex reports. No one gives a shit for your political views anymore then mine. But you couldn't help yourself being an asshole. Until you can report something beneficial for the members instead of your usual condescending comments you and your little pee pee can STFU. Your not even an ass clown. Just a clown.[/QUOTE]Good Bye Honey.

[QUOTE=Hobbist9;4945893]Good Bye Honey.[/QUOTE]Useless dipshit.

The escorts reports section is turning into an "encounter group" as Dirty Harry once said. How about go see a shrink or social worker instead if your that fucked up? Prostitutes have been around forever, the worlds oldest profession. Insinuating people who use or are prostitutes are abnormal is an absurd moral judgement. Some people can't handle their own life choices and make excuses for their behavior, attempting to justify their guilty feelings. If you can't handle it stay home and jerk off. You to Mr White Knight who I've blocked but see anyway due to others responding to your teenage like angst. No one gives a shit if you don't like what is being reported. Really. No one.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4961150]The escorts reports section is turning into an "encounter group" as Dirty Harry once said. How about go see a shrink or social worker instead if your that fucked up? Prostitutes have been around forever, the worlds oldest profession. Insinuating people who use or are prostitutes are abnormal is an absurd moral judgement. Some people can't handle their own life choices and make excuses for their behavior, attempting to justify their guilty feelings. If you can't handle it stay home and jerk off. You to Mr White Knight who I've blocked but see anyway due to others responding to your teenage like angst. No one gives a shit if you don't like what is being reported. Really. No one.[/QUOTE]Look I see escorts on here and like to share my views on each one just like you and everyone else. I am very lonely and lokebto establish some type of friends with benefits relationship with my providers that's my style.

And I won't stay home and jerk off, you don't think I did that all in my teens and twenties as my late mother kept me a mamas boy and raised me in the church where I was brainwashed with "wait until your wedding night the Bible commands us to wait " etc.

I finally have a life now in my thirties with my mother gone and am building on it by mongering with providers here and building positive relationships etc.

So this one definitely falls under the "Stupid Shit" category 🤣.

I was at the Van Vranken AMP a few months ago seeing Anna as usual and whatever music she had on must have been something like "Chinese Covers of American 90's hits!" as it was all songs I recognized but with Mandarin lyrics. It was entertaining enough while I was face down but I didn't think anything of it really, and then on the flip she started to go to town with my cock in her mouth. After a few minutes I moved her head, grabbed the cover, and suited up my johnson. She promptly climbs on, buries me deep inside and starts slowly rocking back and forth. At this point I'm having a grand old time of course, sliding in and out, rubbing up against her g-spot, and then all of a sudden I hear it. Quietly in the background. I stop her for a second thinking "surely that's not what I think it is" and listen closely for a few seconds. It fucking was. There I was, on my back, getting my cock massaged by Anna's pleasantly snug mature twat, being serenaded to by "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Fucking Astley, in Mandarin! I couldn't help but just start busting up laughing. She of course didn't understand and had no idea what I was laughing at. I composed myself enough to get back in it and she rode me for a few more minutes when I finally let loose in the bag. Hopped down, cleaned me up, and resumed the rest of the massage. I tried to explain it to her afterwards but it was no use. I still can't help but laugh at it all 8 months later now.

So yeah, I got RickRolled in Chinese at the AMP. LOL.

Snood and Milflick are going to make baby spanky / huey's lip quiver and pout and cry like a little girl based on what I've seen in the replies on the other thread. Good. Grow the fuck up asshole. Know one gives a shit about your emotional attachments. Really. It's great you have the means to get laid but spare us the lovey-dovey crap. Absolutely nauseating. What's worse is the second you walk out the door these girls / women most likely burst out laughing.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4982695]Snood and Milflick are going to make baby spanky / huey's lip quiver and pout and cry like a little girl based on what I've seen in the replies on the other thread. Good. Grow the fuck up asshole. Know one gives a shit about your emotional attachments. Really. It's great you have the means to get laid but spare us the lovey-dovey crap. Absolutely nauseating. What's worse is the second you walk out the door these girls / women most likely burst out laughing.[/QUOTE]I might as well remove the block because I end up seeing the pathetic stories anyway. My son-in-law turned out to be a closet homo with his martyrdom, bullshit, pay attention to me drama. You could be him except he's broke and somehow you have money; little baby, quivering lip, pouting spanky / baby huey. Reminding me of the useless piece of shit son-in-law really makes me hate your guts. In case you hadn't figured that out. But you that's your game, eh asshole? Maybe we should all go fuck Lauren to see if you go John Hinckley Jr on us.

Don't post multiple ads over several hours and not respond. At least send out an I was working / busy. Got back to you ASAP. I can respect that. That goes especially for the girls who put in their ad "don't contact until ready to meet. " or something similar. Getting back to me 24 to 36 hours later makes me laugh and puts you on my undependable list. As in never call again. I'm sure I'm not the only potential customer who feels this way. There are plenty more to choose from so wise up if you want business.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4984298]I might as well remove the block because I end up seeing the pathetic stories anyway. My son-in-law turned out to be a closet homo with his martyrdom, bullshit, pay attention to me drama. You could be him except he's broke and somehow you have money; little baby, quivering lip, pouting spanky / baby huey. Reminding me of the useless piece of shit son-in-law really makes me hate your guts. In case you hadn't figured that out. But you that's your game, eh asshole? Maybe we should all go fuck Lauren to see if you go John Hinckley Jr on us.[/QUOTE]Ivy, I sent you a private message, hoping you did unblock me. I want to know why you hate me, I don't even know you. Also I have the right to share my personal stories here with providers, it is called freedom of speech.

And my posts are not psycho mumbo jumbo, that one provider Schenectady Sucker did all that bad stuff to me (stealing my cards and money, getting me to give her rides to dealers for her bad habits, even asking me to give her rides to her incall dates, etc.). My family and friends all notice how much better I am doing behavior and emotional wise, after I got rid of that disgusting piece of scum. I even missed a few days of work because of what she did to me and had to awkwardly explain to my supervisor about her taking my cards (I told my boss that a girl I was dating did this to me, I am not stupid enough to tell him I go to hookers. Besides my boss knows my facebook page and probably saw our pic, buying my story that Schenectady Sucker is my now ex-girlfriend who robbed me, etc.). But regardless, I had to take a few days off from work because I was so emotionally upset by this piece of scum. Ivy, you apparently don't understand autism or what its like to be and how my mind functions. If Snood and Milflick want to see Schenectady Sucker, that is there porgorative, but I have to right to respond to their posts with my bad experiences with this provider. So stop the hate and if you don't want to talk this out, please leave me alone.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4986897]Don't post multiple ads over several hours and not respond. At least send out an I was working / busy. Got back to you ASAP. I can respect that. That goes especially for the girls who put in their ad "don't contact until ready to meet. " or something similar. Getting back to me 24 to 36 hours later makes me laugh and puts you on my undependable list. As in never call again. I'm sure I'm not the only potential customer who feels this way. There are plenty more to choose from so wise up if you want business.[/QUOTE]I second this. They post the ads and then don't reply or my favorite is reply 8 hours late saying I am available now, when the ad clearly states only contact when you are ready. Business must be booming.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;4984298]I might as well remove the block because I end up seeing the pathetic stories anyway. My son-in-law turned out to be a closet homo with his martyrdom, bullshit, pay attention to me drama. You could be him except he's broke and somehow you have money; little baby, quivering lip, pouting spanky / baby huey. Reminding me of the useless piece of shit son-in-law really makes me hate your guts. In case you hadn't figured that out. But you that's your game, eh asshole? Maybe we should all go fuck Lauren to see if you go John Hinckley Jr on us.[/QUOTE]And look I don't know your son-in-law or his story, but you complain he's broke and I'm not. That's because I work a full time good paying state job. I am not some fat smelly slob who never showers and sits on his ass all day and plays video games, sponging off his parents for support. No I am quite intelligent, went to college and have my bachelors degree (graduating magna cum laude) and yes I work for the state. I worked hard in life to get to where I am, I could have just said "oh well, I am disabled, I will just be lazy and live off SSI and welfare and play all day." But no I made something of myself. I am clean and somewhat of a neat freak. And in my spare time I love hiking and swimming, which keeps me in shape and prior to covid I would volunteer at community events.

And whenever I see one of these girls for a "date," I always shower right beforehand and brush my teeth and if this is an outcall, I clean my apartment, vacuum and scrub the toilet to make it look nice for the girl, even though she's a hooker, I treat it just like I would a real date. Ask any of the girls and they will tell you how nice and clean I am compared to a lot of dirty smelly creeps they have gotten.

So look I'm college educated 33-year old man with a job, car and my own apartment, I just struggle with minor social issues like awkward body language, rapid speech or I come on too strong (typical aspergers traits), which unfortunately turns girls off. Instead of getting to know me as a person, they base everything on the first five minutes, which leaves me in this rut. So yes I like to go to providers to get laid and establish friends with benefits relationships. So please do not compare me to your son-in-law or any other losers like him as that is insulting and downright mean. Stop picking on me and leave me alone.