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Anybody have any info on this one? I can't seem to find anything.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-irresistible-1-phone-call-away-european-goddess/28314800[/URL]

[QUOTE=Monger01;3590760]Gaptooth nicki just put a profile up on seeking arrangements. She's got a business she wants to start.
I thought she was overpriced for her menu on BP. Just imagine what she's looking for among all the gold diggers on SA.
[Url]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/238b80ed-1f4e-44bb-8dc7-41b5164c1356[/url][/QUOTE]She has been on SA for awhile now.

[QUOTE=GweedoMumford;3590896]I wonder how many new mongers have been dissappointed by this hotty with a very skimpy menu.

I notice she keeps posting on the escort side of BP as well as massage side. I think she should honor an expanded menu if she wants to keep posting on escorts page. I would so be there. I like her, but I would like to "like" her more.[/QUOTE]I heard she's HE only. Is that true?

Yes, you definitely overpaid. This is one of the better forums you will find in the country. A little research on here and you could have saved yourself some $$. Nonetheless thanks for reporting back.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;3589816]HER NAME: [B]Lady Jane[/B].
28th street exit off US 131.
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds[/URL]
Phone # xxx-298-5106 PM Kenwood Jack for her Grand Rapids area code.
Did she look like her pictures? The pictures are her.
Not a terrible body.
REFERENCES NOT NEEDED.

[B]She also was told that I needed a provider that would provide CIM.[/B]

Incall was in a one-room hovel (my perception).

Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Sure did! Why do most providers have sheets that don't show stains easily! [I][u](That was rhetorical!)[/u][/I].
Smoking smell: A smoking smell permeated the room.
Attitude: She was all attitude.

Skill: Please look up on any porn site: ruined orgasm. When the guy starts coming, they quit, get up, and walk away. I felt just like that!! She stayed for all of four seconds. Don't you just love it when a provider sucks and sucks until you just have to stop her a full minute later? [I][u](Rhetorical!)[/u][/I].

[B][red] For the time she was sucking me, it was the [u]very best I've had in a long while[/u]. To stop when she did was just unconscionable.[/red][/B]

Performance: U-N-F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D.
[B][red]Spidey sense-o-meter score ... 9 out of a possible 10[/red][/B]

[B] DO THE MATH [/B]
She rents one room out of 6 or 7 in a modest house with many other housemates. She has been there 2 weeks.
She advertises $200 hour. With no car and a modest rent and no car, isn't it strange that the 'landlord' would have to come over to collect rent (she said she was behind) within 15 minutes of me stepping in the door. My spidey-sense was tingling (a lot). I don't know about this one, but many providers that I know back in Cincinnati call their drug connection to visit right after my appointment to get their fix. Or sometimes earlier.

Total satisfaction level. Poor.

[B]Today's experience: BBBBCISTOP! WE had bargained for BBBJCIM???
CIM means [i]come in mouth![/i][/B]

Her finishing move today? Not finishing.
Cost: $300.
Overall value: I overpaid.
Would you repeat or recommend? [B][u]I would never repeat[/u][/B] because of the Spidey score.
[B][u]I would never recommend[/u][/B] because she does not finish the job.

[B][red]Summary: Great head, horrible ending, drama, drama, drama![/red][/B][/QUOTE]

Profile says she joined 5 days ago.

[QUOTE=Pete3854;3591243]She has been on SA for awhile now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monger01;3591930]Profile says she joined 5 days ago.[/QUOTE]That might mean she's new. Or it might just mean she's deleted and re-created her profile. I've run into several girls on SA that look very familiar, and in a couple of cases have even given me the same phone number under different profile names.

While it seems like a lot to sift through, Kenwood Jack's review approach has, in my opinion, some serious potential to be an invaluable asset on this forum. He is basically using a uniform approach, almost like a templated form, to help relay as much of the most pertinent information as possible that we crave about providers. His reviews include things we all want to know but are usually missing from most other reviews, which means we are burdened with having to ask for more info, really basic info mind you, because the reviewer didn't think to provide it possibly due to the blinding afterglow of a successful visit, the blinding rage of an unsuccessful one, or at the request of a provider. Whatever the reason, I feel like most reviews on this forum could benefit greatly from a uniform approach like KJ's.

That's why I'm going to make a suggestion that is sure to never be followed. What if there was a provider "review form" that was available for mongers to fill out and share with the rest of us?

I'll be shocked if this hasn't been suggested or even attempted before. But, as incredibly helpful as this forum is, refining KJ's approach to create a relatively simple form to fill out could save everyone a shit ton of time spent on posting a question, waiting for it to post, hoping the reviewer sees your question, hoping he answers within the week you want to see a certain provider, but maybe he doesn't see your question so you try his PM, which he also maybe doesn't check for several days if at all. You see where I'm going here.

I am only a regular member that has limited visits and those have only been to MPs. My posts here are fairly limited, generally speaking. So who the hell am I to be making suggestions about process improvements? Fuck if I know.

Be that as it may, I am routinely surprised that the average review (not all, but most) will not include some or all of the following info:

Address where visit took place.

A link.

A physical description (are the pics accurate?

Incall environment.

Description of services performed.

A numerical rating of services.

Cost.

Number of times visited this provider.

Shit, let's face it, we don't even get the name of the girl right sometimes.

Is there a way to force or at least guide reviewers to include this info? I know that a lot of what goes on here is extremely subjective. What one monger likes another may not, etc, etc. And I know a lot of providers want certain things to stay UTR. Rightfully so. But maybe there's a space for a provider review form that's kept under another level of security? Or not.

But I applaud Kenwood Jack and hope to take a page from his rather lengthy book for my future reviews.

[QUOTE=GweedoMumford;3590896]I wonder how many new mongers have been dissappointed by this hotty with a very skimpy menu.

I notice she keeps posting on the escort side of BP as well as massage side. I think she should honor an expanded menu if she wants to keep posting on escorts page. I would so be there. I like her, but I would like to "like" her more.[/QUOTE]It may be a matter of semantics, but there is no escort page on Back Page. There is a massage page and a dating page.

[QUOTE=ChastD1959;3592342]It may be a matter of semantics, but there is no escort page on Back Page. There is a massage page and a dating page.[/QUOTE]Seen her a few times and true definition of GPS. You're paying for her spinner looks. Paid each time for an hour and always 17-20 minutes. After 5 minutes of a light rub in the same spot it's turnover for a jackhammer finish. I mean jackhammer! Quick to get you in / out. She will tell you she will do more as she gets to know you. Not true it's just to keep you coming back. 3 times was enough. Too many tried and true out there especially for her rates which include the door fee she has to pay. Stick with the known. Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=Cj2005;3591018]Anybody have any info on this one? I can't seem to find anything.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-irresistible-1-phone-call-away-european-goddess/28314800[/URL][/QUOTE]I suspect this is Kim from the lake shore. I say suspect because not sure. Kim always used hot sultry brunette pics but never her own. She is hot in person and has a nice body but major upsell. The last time it cost me at least $300 and I had to argue and convince her to do full service. So I never called again and don't dare call this one for that reason.

I know I'm going to catch grief for this but I can't help it. It is what it is. Just being honest. Lately I have been having real difficulty finishing when covered. For a long time it has been a must for me to have BBBJ or it just doesn't work. It doesn't matter how gorgeous the girl is. If she reaches for the condom to suck dick I might as well just go home because its not going to end well. I completely lose all steam and end up throwing money away. I try to find new girls that might work when covered but it has been difficult. It has now spread to the full service end of it for me. Only if I wait at least a week for the pressure to build is it anything different. But who can do that! Its not an erection problem. I have no problem with that. So I have had to basically stick with three specific girls who consistently give me full bare back full service. Two let me cum full inside because they have been fixed with no chance of pregnancy. One I have to pull out at the end. Don't argue with me about safety I know all about that. I know the risks. And I know the girls enough to know they are clean. Two are UTR girls But I need more choices. Does anyone have a recommendation of of a girl willing to do bare back full service?

Sadly I have no recommendations for you but you just described me to a tee. I CANNOT cum with a condom on. Never could. My issue is due to age. That's the reason I insist on CIM on the menu. It's not a desire. It's a must have for me to finish. I don't judge you on the BBFS but I won't do it with a pro myself.

[QUOTE=NoBadDate;3592455]I know I'm going to catch grief for this but I can't help it. It is what it is. Just being honest. Lately I have been having real difficulty finishing when covered. For a long time it has been a must for me to have BBBJ or it just doesn't work. It doesn't matter how gorgeous the girl is. If she reaches for the condom to suck dick I might as well just go home because its not going to end well. I completely lose all steam and end up throwing money away. I try to find new girls that might work when covered but it has been difficult. It has now spread to the full service end of it for me. Only if I wait at least a week for the pressure to build is it anything different. But who can do that! Its not an erection problem. I have no problem with that. So I have had to basically stick with three specific girls who consistently give me full bare back full service. Two let me cum full inside because they have been fixed with no chance of pregnancy. One I have to pull out at the end. Don't argue with me about safety I know all about that. I know the risks. And I know the girls enough to know they are clean. Two are UTR girls But I need more choices. Does anyone have a recommendation of of a girl willing to do bare back full service?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoBadDate;3592455]I know I'm going to catch grief for this but I can't help it. It is what it is. Just being honest. Lately I have been having real difficulty finishing when covered. For a long time it has been a must for me to have BBBJ or it just doesn't work. It doesn't matter how gorgeous the girl is. If she reaches for the condom to suck dick I might as well just go home because its not going to end well. I completely lose all steam and end up throwing money away. I try to find new girls that might work when covered but it has been difficult. It has now spread to the full service end of it for me. Only if I wait at least a week for the pressure to build is it anything different. But who can do that! Its not an erection problem. I have no problem with that. So I have had to basically stick with three specific girls who consistently give me full bare back full service. Two let me cum full inside because they have been fixed with no chance of pregnancy. One I have to pull out at the end. Don't argue with me about safety I know all about that. I know the risks. And I know the girls enough to know they are clean. Two are UTR girls But I need more choices. Does anyone have a recommendation of of a girl willing to do bare back full service?[/QUOTE]I did get BBFS and BBBJws from this one, Now she has a bf living in her hotel and everything is covered. With Attitude.

I find it interesting that she took down her usaadultclassified ads after she revealed her attitude to us on this forum. She posted an add on BP today.

Anything can happen at anytime, She was charging 200 for 1 hr. Maybe that was the BBFS rate. (I did not pay that).

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/one-of-a-kind-and-sure-to-satisfy/40773137[/URL]
Pics are her but deceiving, thats not who you will see when you get there. She is a medium BBW with B cups
I will not repeat, bad attitude.

I had had to go west today for work and decided to try and set up an appointment with one of your many well-reviewed providers. I say many because I'm coming from the Lansing area. After reading all the positive reviews on Jenn it sounded like she checked lot of the boxes so I texted on my way out of Lansing this morning, no response. No biggie, perhaps doing other things or people. Also she is a respected provider, it's Friday and I have an out-of-town area code, all things probably working against me. Driving to Caledonia few hours later when I hear the other phone chirp, to my surprise it's Jenn, she apologized for missing my text earlier. I say no worries any chance we can get together?

Big bonus points for the response by the way, very professional and very much appreciated.

She says sure and we set up a time. First dates for me are typically MMV, even with a good provider it takes a time or two to get comfortable enough to have some real fun. Jen was very easy to talk to, GFE and IMHO very sexy. She made me feel at ease from the moment I walked in until our time was finished. In summary, BBBJ, CFS, BBBJCIM finish, location was good, east side of town, 28th and donation was in line. She has another fan and I look forward to a repeat in finding out how comfortable we can get.

Great visit to the west side but that wasn't the end of my day.

Stay safe.

So she took down the pics of her with her giant spare tire around her waist? I don't mind, actually I like curvy girls, but when they have nothing up top. Ahh I end up passing. Thanks for the honest report, once again Benz.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3592570]I did get BBFS and BBBJws from this one, Now she has a bf living in her hotel and everything is covered. With Attitude.

I find it interesting that she took down her usaadultclassified ads after she revealed her attitude to us on this forum. She posted an add on BP today.

Anything can happen at anytime, She was charging 200 for 1 hr. Maybe that was the BBFS rate. (I did not pay that).

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/one-of-a-kind-and-sure-to-satisfy/40773137[/URL]
Pics are her but deceiving, thats not who you will see when you get there. She is a medium BBW with B cups
I will not repeat, bad attitude.[/QUOTE]