Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3474507]Your attached pic is too small to read but I think it is the place on Pendleton?

If so my 2 experiences there decent. The last one being the better of the 2. I got a 20-something thin latina with pierced B's, some tats and a cute face. Her negotiation skills sucked, but her hands-on skills were spot on.

They advertise nuru but it's not even close. Stick with the basic massage.

YMMV.[/QUOTE]Yeah, sorry, it's the place on Pendleton. It wouldn't be awful if I paid just. 4 to the house for a 30 min massage and a tip but I was hoping to find an alternative place for nuru. Severely disappointed.

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;3474278]Found myself in CM recently and saw the ad on BP. I figured that it had to be a HE place, at least.

Got "Crystal" who was a middle aged Asian gal that wore way too much make up, but did have a sexy way about her.

No massage. At all. We went straight to the main event which was all covered.

Do not recommend. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]What were the damages?

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3471640]Was in GG yesterday near Westminster & Newhope and remembered reading about Rose999. FS places like that don't offer massages but I wanted to see what the girls looked like so I opened the door, poked my head in, saw 2 pretty hot chicks, said "hi ladies" and turned around and walked away, lol. Not going to bother even going in. But I was in the mood for some sensual massage so I just drove down Westminster and saw Le Palace. First time visit. Parking lot was crazy crowded (368 Cafe, probably) but I did find a space. Walk into MP and there are 3 grimy guys waiting at the counter. Damn. Probably too busy. I glance at the open employee log and see that there are at least 6 girls there. Cute MILF comes out from the back and I ask if I should come back later and she says "no, follow me". I pay her $30 for the hr, and follow her. I felt a little bad for jumping ahead of the grimy guys, but all's fair, right? She takes me to Room 7, a couples room with 2 tables divided by a huge dark curtain. I guess the single rooms were all taken. At least the other table was empty. I wait for about 10 minutes and a 40-something MILF with a good body (ok face) comes in. We small talk for a bit, and I hear a guy come in and is on the other table about 2 feet away from me. Shit. No privacy AT ALL. My masseuse starts some small talk (pretty good English) and begins some slow & sensual strokes, focusing on my butt and inner thighs. I'm throwing out all kinds of signals but trying to be quiet since I can tell that the guy next to me was there for a legit massage due to a shoulder problem. She starts stroking the outer lips and asks if I want to stay in my stomach or flip. I do the flip and she doesn't bother with a towel. Does a full frontal sensual rub and the ultimate HE. I wonder if the guy next to us had any idea, lol. As I was leaving at around 5pm there were 7 or 8 guys all jammed into the tiny front area, waiting their turn. I have never seen anything like that before.[/QUOTE]I've gotten some great massages at 999 Roses. They seem to stop as you get familiar. Straight to fun time! I can live with that. They do have some hot ones.

CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.

[QUOTE=LetsJustWalk;3475984]CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.[/QUOTE]I've been here and they only offered HJ.

And you got FS for a total of 50. Sorry not buying that. Anyone believe this?

[QUOTE=LetsJustWalk;3475984]CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.[/QUOTE]Really? You got FS there?

Stopped over at Rose 999 yesterday and asked for a massage, she said they don't do that there, only facial treatments and waxing. Disappointed to drive all that way after what I read here.

[QUOTE=AngryBob;3476181]Stopped over at Rose 999 yesterday and asked for a massage, she said they don't do that there, only facial treatments and waxing. Disappointed to drive all that way after what I read here.[/QUOTE]This place is very careful about serving new customers; if they suspect anyone of being LE (muscular guys under 40) they will pretend to be a legit facial / skin care place.

Maybe 1/2 a yard, if all he paid was 50 dollars. Maybe he meant $150, using the abbreviation $50? Now that would be a more realistic price to pay. But I have never heard of Nirvana offering FS.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3476121]I've been here and they only offered HJ.

And you got FS for a total of 50. Sorry not buying that. Anyone believe this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;3475205]What were the damages?[/QUOTE]120 - and, I still regret it.

I guess I should take that as a compliment. Though I'm in reasonably good shape, I'm well into my 60's, and I also got the "only facials" line this very morning.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;3476547]This place is very careful about serving new customers; if they suspect anyone of being LE (muscular guys under 40) they will pretend to be a legit facial / skin care place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;3476950]120 - and, I still regret it.[/QUOTE]Plus house fee? Too high!

[QUOTE=Wicked1;3475479]I've gotten some great massages at 999 Roses. They seem to stop as you get familiar. Straight to fun time! I can live with that. They do have some hot ones.[/QUOTE]How old are the girls at Rose 999? How many girls do they rotate?

[QUOTE=AngryBob;3476181]Stopped over at Rose 999 yesterday and asked for a massage, she said they don't do that there, only facial treatments and waxing. Disappointed to drive all that way after what I read here.[/QUOTE]Just go in, tell them you want hhr and that's it.

[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3458996]Valencia Therapy Day Spa.

40/ hhr.

Cindy (if she is still there) will provide BBBJ for $40. Her massage skills are simply tickle-touch.

Various other providers are okay to good massage skills, but no great EXTRA services besides Cindy.[/QUOTE]$40 for BBBJ from Cindy? If you mean 40 dollars, you must have a candy cane flavored stick. Other girls there provide extras too. Monica provides a very good massage, and with repeat visits her menu will expand. 40 ish, a little on the heavy side of average, and a pretty face.