Massage Parlor Reports

Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us here.

It was not just us, it was us and the other girls that work there were in the seating area in the hallway so they all saw everything. I wear glasses and didn't have them on but I could feel them staring. No big deal, half of the reason I do this is to show off if you get me. When I got in the room she hugged me some more, and played around with my junk a bit more before she had me get on the table for the massage. It wasn't the best massage but it was pretty good, a solid 7/10 I'd say. She did try to take care of me at the end in the weirdest way I've ever had. She asked me to stand up in front of the sink while she stood to my side and yanked me. She said we couldn't make a mess in the room so I just stood there looking at her and myself in the mirror while the little Asian girl jerked on me for a bit. I ended up telling her it wasn't working. She told me to get on the table on my hands and knees and she began to milk me like a cow from behind. She told me to tell her when I was close so she could hold a cup up to my tip that I could bust into, then I guess she poured it down the sink. Massage was 70 and I ended up tipping extra due to how intense the ending was.

I had to drive about 50 minutes to get to this place so it's a trek and as always YMMV, I've seen a few posts on here about places not doing HE but I've had different outcomes when I went. I am open to DMs if you're a cool person.

[QUOTE=Poogs;6881195]Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us [/QUOTE]Hahahahahahahaha. My God. This is comedic. I was dying about the closet thing. I'm down for milking but not in a cup though hahaha. It was a funny story.

[QUOTE=NewHobbie;6873176]Has anyone tried out amazing massage near driving range? DMs are open if anyone has any info on it?[/QUOTE]This place is strictly legit in my experience, golf balls are better stress relief!

Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;6882482]Any good massaged out this way. Maplegrove - Plymouth area worth trying during lunch? I drive pass a few during lunchtime.[/QUOTE]I personally haven't had the best luck with extras in this area. I think the cities may have them more paranoid, so hit / miss for me.

Best legit, no extras massage, has been at Comfort Massage off Quinwood Ln. Ask for a strong massage and these ladies will apply some of the hardest pressure I have ever experienced. I repeat often just due to the quality.

Any Intel on Summer Spa in CG? Just came across it when googled for spa in that area. I will be working in that area for couple of days. Private messages are fine too.

[QUOTE=Poogs;6881195]Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place.

Pretty much she explained that they were very busy and she had taken me to the storage closet to wait since no room was available and she assumed I wouldn't want to wait in the waiting room at the front (she was right), after their rush they just simply forgot about me. She was very apologetic, I try to be chill and understanding so I wasn't upset or anything. She cupped my junk with one hand and kind of slapped it a bit with the other a few times and said "Don't worry I will take care of you now", she gave me a hug and told me we needed to go to her room. I said okay I'll get dressed and she said it's fine just grab your clothes its just us here.

It was not just us, it was us and the other girls that work there were in the seating area in the hallway so they all saw everything. I wear glasses and didn't have them on but I could feel them staring. No big deal, half of the reason I do this is to show off if you get me. When I got in the room she hugged me some more, and played around with my junk a bit more before she had me get on the table for the massage. It wasn't the best massage but it was pretty good, a solid 7/10 I'd say. She did try to take care of me at the end in the weirdest way I've ever had. She asked me to stand up in front of the sink while she stood to my side and yanked me. She said we couldn't make a mess in the room so I just stood there looking at her and myself in the mirror while the little Asian girl jerked on me for a bit. I ended up telling her it wasn't working. She told me to get on the table on my hands and knees and she began to milk me like a cow from behind. She told me to tell her when I was close so she could hold a cup up to my tip that I could bust into, then I guess she poured it down the sink. Massage was 70 and I ended up tipping extra due to how intense the ending was.

I had to drive about 50 minutes to get to this place so it's a trek and as always YMMV, I've seen a few posts on here about places not doing HE but I've had different outcomes when I went. I am open to DMs if you're a cool person.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if I would have had your patience but that is a great story and outcome. I've had some long waits before, maybe 15/20 minutes but never in a closet.

Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6890857]Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.[/QUOTE]Tried responding to your messages but said it was full.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6890857]Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.[/QUOTE]Got to have an empty inbox to receive DMs champ.

Has anyone heard of on Facebook the fwb page? I came across this woman and she claims to give massages of different kinds. She does offer a happy ending massage which includes intercourse with protection.

[URL]https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064731828422&name=xhp_nt__fb__action__open_user[/URL]

[QUOTE=HurryHard;6881969]This place is strictly legit in my experience, golf balls are better stress relief![/QUOTE]Long time back. Was legit.

I might try it out next week again.

[QUOTE=DJamesX001;6894069]Long time back. Was legit.

I might try it out next week again.[/QUOTE]Interested in how it goes!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6890857]Not going to lie, that Milking action is the absolute best. I get quite a load, I think we should all have a fill a cup challenge LOL! Feel free to DM where that was. My standard milking happens at Maple and Guillin. Which I wish she was good looking as she knows how to be a good tool worker.[/QUOTE]As others have said, your inbox is full.

Is there a way to ask for a PM or the best way to indicate you want it, especially while they are rubbing around the area? Don't want to go to another place and leave disappointed when they don't just start doing it while you're expecting it.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6366572]Check out harmony. Had a nice 4 hands massage that turned into a threesome at closing.[/QUOTE]Older post I know but what was the damage?

These ladies are very kind.

[QUOTE=JammyNutron;6898292]Older post I know but what was the damage?

These ladies are very kind.[/QUOTE]Are you of the belief that a threesome happened?

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6901170]Are you of the belief that a threesome happened?[/QUOTE]I'll just say again, these ladies are very nice.

But just a note, if you have absolutely zero posts, and there is more than a few of you. Why are you in the DM's. Especially when the information is absolutely clear in my posts. Also, if you have DM'd me a couple of times, after I said the information was already in the post. I am confused for you. I get it not everyone is able to get a clue, but I do not have time to read for you!

[QUOTE=JammyNutron;6901508]I'll just say again, these ladies are very nice.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I have been there several times, love it there. But a threesome, little more than I can imagine. 4 hand yes, actual not clothed threesome. Not sure. Anyone else? DM info if true LOL.

Went back to the south suburbs to a place I haven't been to in about 8 months, that also has the best massage tables / futon style I've ever laid on. It was reported on here that they're probably legit. Well, I can say they're the same as they were from the beginning of the first reports. Anyhow, walked in paid the standard 1 hr fee. Two ladies at counter both probably 38- 41 yrs old. Was escorted into room and winked at, girl I knew from 8 months ago came in and spanked me (a lot of spanking and spreading in session) and said "wow long time no see". Fast forward, some serious teasing, kissed, always placing tits in face (clothing on), more teasing, touching allowed (hands was everywhere), Special L1 finish with her sitting on top. $55 tip w / kiss included. Mentioned that she will go FS for $$ I'm 39 yrs old and don't look bad. So, all experiences won't be the same. But, most of you already been here. Still, someone who is willing to go FS? That's rare. Spendy, but rare. Responding to senior members only with 90+ posts.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6801703]Hit up Burnsville. Was supposed to get taller lady, based on a previous review, but ended up getting the shorter older one. Either way. Teasing throughout the entire session. Probably 35 min of straight massaging the asscrack. Very little ball massage. But went from ass all the way to balls and back more than a few times. Ended up under her shirt playing with her nipples while she was giving me a HJ. She took my hand and placed it over her legging and allowed pussy massage and titty massage. At this point I was everywhere. When I got touchy with her nipples she kept placing my hand back on her pussy, over her pants. When I was close to finishing she kept trying to get into my ass for a prostate massage. I tightened up because it's not my thing. But, she's all into ass play, From start to finish. Freak for a older lady. Thought I would throw a report. $40 tip for one of the better times.[/QUOTE]You're talking about sunshine right? I assume horizon means horizon drive?

[QUOTE=Poogs;6881195]Just got home from an interesting massage experience. I went to a place I used to frequent about a year or so ago, stopped going due to an awkward encounter with one of the girls wanting more money than what was discussed during the massage, although the HE was above average (I think I made a post about this place before, she told me $40 during then after she 'changed her mind' and wanted $80). I decided I'd give the place a try again, so I called for a half hour massage.

When I got there it seemed they were either low staff or were busy, had to wait a few for someone to come talk to me. I was lead to a room at the very end of the hallway. It had a massage bed inside but was definitively messy, messier than a usual massage room. The girl said she would be back shortly, so I got undressed and got on the table. I laid for about 10-5 minutes before I decided to get up and mess around on my phone while I was waiting. Another 15 minutes pass, I have had some long wait times but I started to feel like this was getting too long, I waited another 5 minutes then knocked on my door to see if anyone was outside. After I knocked I heard someone say something along the lines of "Uh oh", a few seconds later my door opened and it was the girl who had taken me there in the first place..[/QUOTE]If anyone knows where this was or has a similar place, I love that style myself. Long time member here but I don't get to get out as often as I'd like.

Been to maple a few times now and gotten standard L1. Haven't tried any further than that though. Has anyone received further than L1 only there?

Also what about that older lady (40's-50's) she was quite attractive and after my last finish I asked if she'd join for four hands and they said yes. Has anyone done that?

Will be coming into town for a convention. Any good massage places with a real massage and a happy ending near there?

This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6914060]This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me? I can't message you. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6914060]This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.[/QUOTE]Hey Woozer,

Your PMs are full, you may want to clear them out so people can message you!

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6914060]This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.[/QUOTE]IF you don't mind shoot me a PM, much appreciated!

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6914060]This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.[/QUOTE]Sent PM, (full), but I think I know who you're referring too.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;6914060]This is a second location for a great place in St Paul area, now you can get some fun without driving all over creation. Send pm if interested.

Two girls working and my fav Chinese girl w fake tits is there now.

W. Buck.[/QUOTE]Tried but your inbox is full. Please PM! I will reply with my own intel.

Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.

Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.

[QUOTE=Pga231;6914718]Sent PM, (full), but I think I know who you're referring too.[/QUOTE]Sorry guys, but I didn't know I was full. Inbox cleared up.

[QUOTE=Umn18;6918150]Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.[/QUOTE]30 too much for dui, if I got a good massage and not shorted on time. I will give 20 and not come back.

I will be arriving from Florida. I am only in town one night. Is there anything available near Maple Grove? If you would share what services they offer, and expected tip. Please PM me and thank you for any advice offered.

[QUOTE=Umn18;6918150]Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.[/QUOTE]I never tip more than 20/25 for DIY and I've had instances where they asked for more like 40 or 50! Also, I had a couple places where they only offered DIY on my 1st visit, but things opened up on later visits.

[QUOTE=Umn18;6918150]Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.[/QUOTE]Listen, carefully. The only thing you did wrong was tipping $30. Why? Because it wasn't to low it was actually to damn high. Never ever do that again. If they ever do that tip $20 and leave. Personally, $20 I would tip, but if I have two $10 bills in my wallet, then they would only get one of them for that. I only say this because teasing leads up to this and if they're not following through with their "teasing session" then that's what they're getting.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6919200]Listen, carefully. The only thing you did wrong was tipping $30. Why? Because it wasn't to low it was actually to damn high. Never ever do that again. If they ever do that tip $20 and leave. Personally, $20 I would tip, but if I have two $10 bills in my wallet, then they would only get one of them for that. I only say this because teasing leads up to this and if they're not following through with their "teasing session" then that's what they're getting.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I only tip for what she does, not what I do. DIY is by definition not something she is doing. I would add one detail, I would tip the $10, or maybe $20 if the massage was excellent, but make sure she saw I had more to give if she had done more. Don't need to do that if you flashed what you had when paying the house fee, but if that got paid to the mamasan, then good to show the masseuse at tip time what she missed out on.

[QUOTE=Umn18;6918150]Hi there. Relatively new to this and seeking some advice. Recently visited an AMP in the south metro. Was flirty but ended in self finish and that's all. Ended up tipping $30 but was met with some disapproval and request for more.

Did I tip too low? Is that normal? Don't want to disrespect anyone, but certainly want to understand the norm.[/QUOTE]I probably would have tipped $10-$20 and never come back.