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She should market that shit as bear repellant and make more money.

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Posted in the Baltimore thread, but thought it appropriate here, too.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69; 1386296]RTFF! I should have followed this advice. I was passing Springfield last Saturday and saw Kellie Sue. I thought TGTBT because she offered me everything for $50. I went over to her mid-level notel and I could not tell if she was the one from the pictures. She is ok looking and she was friendly. I should have realized the smell of like freaking sardines was not from styrofoam food containers. It gets better.

2 hours later I arrive at my apt and I must have been de-scentsatized to the smell. I took off my dungarees to take a shower and OMFG! Holy Hell! It smelled like a rendering plant in my pants. There were white staings all in my underwear and my pants were sour as hell. I showered for about 1-hour and ended up shaving all my hairs down there. It was rank as hell. I through away my underwear, pants, and the washcloth I used.[/QUOTE]

Wow, this is some wicked stuff isn't it?

This almost makes me want to try it myself. Kind of the "how bad can it really be"? Thing.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1386378]I warned everyone as quickly as possible, then Brother Smitty sent up a flare and an upside down flag too. This is now one of the best-marked hazards on the navigational charts, and our posts should probably be copied over into their own thread.

The historical medical texts need to be updated. There are now [I]four[/I] Major hazards associated with trench warfare: Trench Foot, Trench Fever, Trench Mouth, and the Kellie-Sue Trench Stench.

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[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon; 1387650]Wow, this is some wicked stuff isn't it?

This almost makes me want to try it myself. Kind of the "how bad can it really be"? Thing.[/QUOTE]If you put it that way, go for it. You are a brave man.

Since I read a couple of her review, I quit eating fish. LOL

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon; 1387650]Wow, this is some wicked stuff isn't it?

This almost makes me want to try it myself. Kind of the "how bad can it really be"? Thing.[/QUOTE]That's what I was thinking too, so I completely understand how curiosity can get the better of a man, but I'm out of action because of it and terrified of the test results. Should be in on Friday.

I have done all the usual recon but can't find anything on this girl. She has been posting for a few months now and wonder if anyone has seen her?

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[QUOTE=Warlock01; 1388980]I have done all the usual recon but can't find anything on this girl. She has been posting for a few months now and wonder if anyone has seen her?

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202-236-1722[/QUOTE]I tried to make contact with her, called to make arrangements, agreed on price and time, she told me where she was located and I told her I would be there in 20 minutes. But when I got to the hotel, she never answered my calls.

[QUOTE=Marlo;1389114]I tried to make contact with her, called to make arrangements, agreed on price and time, she told me where she was located and I told her I would be there in 20 minutes. But when I got to the hotel, she never answered my calls.[/QUOTE]I did get ahold of her today. She said the pics were her and they were recent. Headed over to springfield typical 3 call and I was at her room. She opened the door to a dark room and I saw a dark curly haired big chested woman standing before me. NOT the girl in the add. I decided to check the menu and ask her what I could expect. She doesn't like kissing or fingers inside. Figured I could use a change and went for it. I went for the half and we got undressed. We sat on the bed and talked for about 5 mins or so while she stroked me. She then applied the cover and started a BJ. It was ok but the condom wasn't helping. She went at it for 5 or 10 mins and I suggested a break to let me suck on those big tits. It was nice for a while while I played with her pussy and let her O. I decided to start in mish which was uneventful at first but then we started talking to each and the movements got better. She started talkiing dirty to me and fucking me back. It was starting to work watching those huge tits rolling around as she fucked me. Didn't take long for me to finish. Laid there and talked a bit then cleaned up and left. She was good for the price and I would probably repeat if in the area.

This girl keeps getting better each time I see her. She even gives a 30min deal. 1- hot latin (787) 387-9686.

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Who do you suggest for giving more than one (or two) pops per hour and at a reasonable price?

Looks do not matter! Willing to do the deed multiple times is important!

Who do you recommend?

JJ

[QUOTE=Warlock01;1389248]I did get ahold of her today. She said the pics were her and they were recent. Headed over to springfield typical 3 call and I was at her room. She opened the door to a dark room and I saw a dark curly haired big chested woman standing before me. NOT the girl in the add. I decided to check the menu and ask her what I could expect. She doesn't like kissing or fingers inside. Figured I could use a change and went for it. I went for the half and we got undressed. We sat on the bed and talked for about 5 mins or so while she stroked me. She then applied the cover and started a BJ. It was ok but the condom wasn't helping. She went at it for 5 or 10 mins and I suggested a break to let me suck on those big tits. It was nice for a while while I played with her pussy and let her O. I decided to start in mish which was uneventful at first but then we started talking to each and the movements got better. She started talkiing dirty to me and fucking me back. It was starting to work watching those huge tits rolling around as she fucked me. Didn't take long for me to finish. Laid there and talked a bit then cleaned up and left. She was good for the price and I would probably repeat if in the area.[/QUOTE]Monica is ok for a quick no frills visit. She is not spanish at least as far as I can see.

Pros: Big tits. They are nice and full and the real deal not implants.

Cons: Not as advertised. Heavy. Limited menu.

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Posts in Manassas and different areas along route 66. Not very much to report. Everything covered, face not pictured "ask yourself why," rushed and friend in the bathroom the whole time smoking.

[QUOTE=Fun Sex; 1387909]If you put it that way, go for it. You are a brave man.

Since I read a couple of her review, I quit eating fish. LOL[/QUOTE]Damn, I miss the smell. Its like the rice and noodle soup dish I had in Da Nang. I hated it the whole time I was in country and swore that I would never eat it again. It was horrible! Boy, do I miss that rice and noodle soup!

The BBBJTCIM is not worth the "Agent Orange" I got sprayed with. Any advice for another BBJTCIM that won't trigger gag reflex?

Ok, blood tests came back Thursday morning, I'm in the clear. Gave pamela a call immediately as she's been on my to-do list for over a month. Set up an appointment for later that night. Instead of writing a million words, I think all that's necessary to say is that she's the best provider I've ever seen and there's no second place that can even come close. She's the ultimate courtesan, GFE, and for my money the sexiest creature alive. So much so that I'm done with her because I don't want to get too emotionally attached. $$ for the hour and if for any reason you're not blown away by her, it's your fault.

Good luck gentlemen.

787-XXX-3269.

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[QUOTE=Miketastic69; 1390072]Damn, I miss the smell. Its like the rice and noodle soup dish I had in the Nang. I hated it the whole time I was in country and swore that I would never eat it again. It was horrible! Boy, do I miss that rice and noodle soup!

The BBBJTCIM is not worth the "Agent Orange" I got sprayed with. Any advice for another BBJTCIM that won't trigger gag reflex?[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox and I can send you the name of a lady in Lanham that is excellent.

I think you best bet their is Roger Nelson with GB thing.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1389932]Who do you suggest for giving more than one (or two) pops per hour and at a reasonable price?

Looks do not matter! Willing to do the deed multiple times is important!

Who do you recommend?

JJ[/QUOTE]