Massage Parlor Reports

Yesterday I went to Assa for another quality massage. I enter and find a new, stunning Latina hostess (perfect English) who welcomes me. I pay for the hour and she shows me to the room (too bad she was not the therapist).

I get the same therapist from the last few times. She has a very good technique and knows how to thoroughly relax me. In the end, I am very relaxed and satisfied.

The therapists that I have seen are a 20-something Jamaican/Bahamian girl and a 50-something Jamaican/Bahamian woman. Both have excellent techniques. I hope that the Latina hostesses learn the craft: they will have to add on to the businss in that case (as of now, for first-timers, it is a slight let-down that the therapist is not one of these 2 hostesses: but wait, I sense that this will change in the near future).

One note about the parking situation: you can park at the mortgage place next door because the owners own that location as well. No need to fight over 2 non-handicapped spots anymore. They should put up a sign to that effect, because if their tiny lot is full, I usually would just keep on driving.

Be safe and careful.

[QUOTE=Film5947]I heard she is having a baby as well[/QUOTE]I only got a massage! I swear!

Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red

[QUOTE=Redeyez]Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red[/QUOTE]It just goes to show you that you have to remain careful and rely on your gut instead of your magic wand. It looks like someone in Seminole County has a hair up their butt, so the providers there are probably just giving shoulder rubs (slight exageration).

Be safe.

Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Yesterday I went to Assa for another quality massage. I enter and find a new, stunning Latina hostess (perfect English) who welcomes me. I pay for the hour and she shows me to the room (too bad she was not the therapist).

I get the same therapist from the last few times. She has a very good technique and knows how to thoroughly relax me. In the end, I am very relaxed and satisfied.

The therapists that I have seen are a 20-something Jamaican/Bahamian girl and a 50-something Jamaican/Bahamian woman. Both have excellent techniques. I hope that the Latina hostesses learn the craft: they will have to add on to the businss in that case (as of now, for first-timers, it is a slight let-down that the therapist is not one of these 2 hostesses: but wait, I sense that this will change in the near future).

One note about the parking situation: you can park at the mortgage place next door because the owners own that location as well. No need to fight over 2 non-handicapped spots anymore. They should put up a sign to that effect, because if their tiny lot is full, I usually would just keep on driving.

Be safe and careful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Solotraveler]Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?[/QUOTE]Touch of Asia: you can pick.

[QUOTE=Solotraveler]Assa is at the intersection of International Drive & Kirkman and features oriental therapists. Did you mean the Asia Massage on Vine Street in Kissimmee?

Quick question regarding the Kissimmee one. Can you pick the therapists?? Maybe a line up, or are you just assigned to someone?[/QUOTE]Oops. I did mean Touch of Asia, not Assa.

As far as I know, Assa is all Asians. Touch of Asia (Kissimmee) has no Asians, just 2 cute Latina hostesses and 2 Caribbean (dark) therapists. I heard they hired a third therapist, but I have not seen her.

Be safe.

You South Orlando/Kissimmee folk can breath easy once again and save your gas driving to Longwood.

You DEFINATLY want to go here once again.

[QUOTE=Redeyez]Gentleman, Sorry your good friend "Becky" owner of East-West got busted. I heard from a friend through a friend that she invested about 70, 000 into her biz. So I'm assuming she's not the one that's still in the slammer. She's been in the profession how long now 8+ years? Ahhh, I'm sure she has spanked enough johnsons and saved plenty for a rainy day. Good-luck to her on her court date though. Also I heard from a friend through a friend, it simply took only one e-mail to start off the heat in seminole. Possibly not finished with their investigations ("maybe" going back to hit the ones they missed)yet so that means John stops and official arrest are still likely to continue until it's over and the heat aint so hot. So you never know if the guy in the next room over could be an undercover, right Looop?

Friend of a friend,

Red[/QUOTE]

Barney Fife and his band of misfits who run in the face of real crime terrorize a few AMPs and we are all supposed to run scared. Think again. Go ahead, bust me. I dare you. No, I double dare you. The lawsuit I will bring for false arrest (is getting a legitimate massage illegal?) will pay for my great-great-great grandchildren's college education. Now who is scared? Pathetic losers.

New to the area. Was looking at going to East/West, but looks like Leo stopped by. Was E/W a good place to go? Any advise for a good massage in this town?

[QUOTE=Zooman]New to the area. Was looking at going to East/West, but looks like Leo stopped by. Was E/W a good place to go? Any advise for a good massage in this town?[/QUOTE]
Welcome, but since I guess you read the paper, also RTFF. That's not a good introduction. The answer to your question lies here somewhere Trust me. And yes East/West is very nice place to get a good massage by a good licensed massage therapist.

Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.

I was a regular a year ago. Always got good friendly service.

I will visit soon. Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=TopGun9181]Hey there everyone can someone please help me decide which one is better ASSA or touch of ASIA. I live in b/w both and don't know which one to go to. Some info asap will help so I could go check them out before they close.[/QUOTE]To me, the places are different, but I think Assa just nudges past ToA in a competition.

ToA:
1. Good, quality massage
2. Caribbean masseuses
3. 2 Latina pretty hostesses learning the trade.
4. No T.S.

Assa:
1. Good massage with the Asian touch
2. T.S.
3. Ample parking

YMMV, but try whichever suits you the best. If you stick to 1-2 places, you become a regular, and the service gets better.

Be safe.