Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AdobeJames;2083088]Happened to be in the neighborhood, and there was a so-so review, so I dropped by Tian Chi on Lankershim. What a bust. I'm from Baltimore, so a $40 fee for a half hour seems very reasonable. Got in the room and there was a pair of extremely oversized boxers and a small sheet. Got on the table and got a deep tissue massage that was too strong to be enjoyable. There's little talking. The hot oil massage was somewhat better. Then, she excuses herself and I stay on the table, thinking there's a next stage. When she returns a moment later, she's surprised I'm not dressed. Once I am dressed, she then wants a tip!

I'll be doing a lot more research for further visits and no more so-so reviews for me.[/QUOTE]How you left tian chi without being offered a HJ is beyond me. Not by a looker, which their BP ads would have you believe, but by any number of lean 40's Chinese women. That place is a 40/40 tug shop all day. Go to Cozy up the street, you'll leave happy.

There IS an AMP IMMEDIATELY behind the USPS in Reseda (on Canby St)., that does offer an FS encounter from a young, chunky chick. I saw her once, went again hoping for.

Someone different, and it was still her! Whatever happened to "diversity" at these "FS" places?

Interesting place on Darby St. (south of Sherman Way, and north of Vanowen St). Good environment, but the woman was inhibited, middle-aged, and did not give more then an HJ. .4 for the admission, and left .2 for the tip (make sure that the tips are kept LOW, if the provider does not adequately "accommodate" guys!

Heard good things about Mystique Spa on Ventura in Woodland hills. Pulled into the parking lot to see 5 policemen standing around and talking. They then got into an unmarked White Chevy Astro van and left. I don't think they were there for the cleaners next door. I would stay away from this place for now. Not sure if they are doing an AMP sweep for the area or not but I wanted to let everyone know. Stay safe out there.

I was cruising down Van Nuys the other day and thought I spotted a new parlor where that awful rip-off place "Fantastic Massage" used to be.

Anyone know anything?

I made another visit here, and Cathy is still here. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Young, Latina, tiny waist, voluptuous curves. OMG... The hottest provider I've ever seen, period. .5 entry, 1.0 tip.

No details... Let's just say she may turn me from Mr Sixty to Mr Hundred permanently. She is only there on Tuesdays, so run to Acu today!

Side note: Do any of you recall a mamasan who worked elsewhere who is really sweet, and always smiling and giggling? Wasn't she at the place on Laurel Canyon near Burbank / Chandler? If so, she is here now, so that will give you vets an idea of the vibe and quality of this place.

I attempted to see a PRETTY provider at the AMP behind the Reseda P.O. (after catching a glimpse of her! Only to be told "she is busy for an hour". I cam back an hour later, and she was then "out". It is painfully obvious that the "provider" wanted me to see her (as chunky, and dumpy as she was! Vs. The other prettier provider! I left, and will NOT return. It is clear that since there are a MULTITUDE of AMP's in the SFV (as listed on CL, BP, etc)., there is NO REASON a monger should have to settle for SUMPY, CHUNKY, MIDDLE-AGED AMP providers! Its time to begin "voting with your feet" FROM these places, if they REFUSE to provide someone who meets your "appearance" standards (given the fact that I am guessing 100% of them were probably "human trafficked" into the USA, then it would be a community service to see some of these places with UGLIER PROVIDERS close down, and disappear!

[QUOTE=Redneck3565;2098818]There IS an AMP IMMEDIATELY behind the USPS in Reseda (on Canby St)., that does offer an FS encounter from a young, chunky chick. I saw her once, went again hoping for.

Someone different, and it was still her! Whatever happened to "diversity" at these "FS" places?[/QUOTE]See my 05/29 post for an "update" on this place. Clearly there is "internal competition" at these places between the providers, with the chunky, dumpy ones, pretending the petite, cute ones, are "busy". I voted with my feet!

Hey guys, I have been looking through the thread but I hope you guys could help me out here. I am looking for a massage parlor here in the valley that actually gives FS no BS I went to Spa de Beverly and the most those girls do is give a HJ and even that they asked for a lot. Anyone I'd love your input. If you know a place the name of it would help.

[QUOTE=Nick07;2120887]Hey guys, I have been looking through the thread but I hope you guys could help me out here. I am looking for a massage parlor here in the valley that actually gives FS no BS I went to Spa de Beverly and the most those girls do is give a HJ and even that they asked for a lot. Anyone I'd love your input. If you know a place the name of it would help.[/QUOTE]I've had good luck at this cozy little place on Lankershim. If you're clever you should be able to find it.

[QUOTE=CygnusX1;2123195]I've had good luck at this cozy little place on Lankershim. If you're clever you should be able to find it.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I really do appreciate it.

So I finally pulled the trigger on a place today. Saw the ad on BP for this stress relief progam and with a $150 price I knew it was going to be a for sure thing.

This place is located on the main street but has no sign. Walk in paid the girl in the front who leads me to a room. Rooms are private and pretty dark.

Then walks in a hot tan latina wearing a red lace dress. She said her name was victoria. Nice bolt on boobs and a fine round ass. This is where I went from nervous to excited.

So we get started and it was ok, not the best. No massage or any attempt of one. She was, as they say, robotic. Decent CBJ but complain that her tits hurt while I was caressing them. Kind of a turn off. Then we go to missionary and finish off in Doggy. I really wanted to enjoy her ass.

This is my first time at any kind of place like this so I think I probably was a little nervous to enjoy it fully but for sure it was fun. Might come back to try another girl since I know its a for sure thing. Don't have much funds or time to play around.

This leaves me with a few questions for you with more knowledge.

How does one act with the girls at these places? Are you agressive or let the girl do the work?

Now I want to try a AMP. To at least get a massage out of it too. Hopefully someone here can lead me to a good place.

Went 2 weeks ago to an AMP on Topanga close to closing time. Older Asian with an ok body, wearing secure pants and top. Got a good massage, too little teasing for my taste, and on the flip a HJ. I was allowed to touch but she made no effort to make it easier on me. Not the best experience, not the worse. When I was leaving, she told me there'd be new girls in 2 weeks.

Went this Saturday morning, and was greeted at the door by a very young cute therapist, who gave me a card and told me to call in 20 for an appt. Later I called and was told to come right over if I wanted. Got an older one, but cute and in good shape, wearing a tight minidress. Decent massage, and my hands went up her down her legs the whole time. As she was working my legs, she moved so my hand was in the promised land. On the flip she dropped the undies down, pulled the top down, and oiled up my fingers. After mutual playing she motioned hand up and down and then hips back and forth, but I replied with hand up and down.

Would have liked to have tried the younger one, but had no complaints about the older one. I'll bring more cash next time. . 5 for the hour and. 5 tip for access she gave me.

[QUOTE=JoeTalon;1962628]Looking for any info on a Sophia that worked at Man. Therapy near the Toluca Lake / NoHo border. Can't find the advertisement on CL where they use to advertise and the last review of her was back in Nov on the site that begins with MP.[/QUOTE]She's still at Man. Therapy.

Stopped by mp on Vineland just south of bur bl. Got a cute little spinner, apx 24 yo. Massage was ok, but negotiated BJ. She pulled out the Saran wrap and went to town. Excellent skills. She got but naked. Will repeat.